Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments.
name: Alex (Not Alexandra, or Alexis, or Alexa, or Alec; even though he is AWESOME XD!!)
race: white (yeah and ?)
Gender: girl (single and LOVING IT!!~ ^U^)
Looks: Tall, wavy strawberry blonde hair (NATURAL!) bluish/greenish eyes, and some freckles.
Address: Yeah, no. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!!!! I'm invisible. Like Canada ~O.O~
Summary: i LOVE to read! I can read anytime, anyplace, all I need is a good book, and I'm all set! A while ago, one of my friends MADE me read the Mortal Instruments. She put them in my hands and said 'READ THEM ALEX! YOU WILL LOVE THEM!'. So I did, and she was right! XD I have been OBSESSED ever since, but not with the main characters...strangely, I 'fell-in-love' with Alec and Magnus! O_o than she showed me fanfic XD! i am so VERY grateful to her! So much so, I almost think she's not weird for thinking Malec should break up. (Note: I said ALMOST!) Anyway, I have been reading alot of Malec stuff, so i decided to try it out for myself recently...I think I'm a terrible writer...but u don't HAVE to read them if u don't want to...
BTW: This friend also is my BEST! (Even though she can have a sick mind...seriously, read 'On the Outside') She is ClaryandJace4ever1234.
(Quick note: the friend that has a sicker mind? IT WASN'T ME!!!!!)
UPDATE: Be warned...I've gots a permit now...mwhahaha!!!
UPDATE 2: One of my other friends (who just so happens to be a grade level above me) showed me this anime called Hetalia. It. Is. Awesome. Best. Show. EVER. Favorite characters? It's SO hard to pick just one! Or even two!! I love Spain and Southern Italy though...and America...and Britain...and Russia even thought he scares me...and Germany...Actually, I think I love everyone except Turkey...just cause he's mean to Greece and he tried to kidnap Romano...but I even like HIM somewhat because he and Greece would make SUCH a cute couple!!...Pairings? Well...I basically ship anything except for a small handful (for example, I just can't picture Russia/Japan, or Britain/Japan, or Russia/Britain, or Turkey/Ukraine. I haven't got anything against them, I'm just not feeling it) My absolute FAVS however are as follows: FrUK (Just THINK of how cool that relationship would be!!!), Spamano (They complement each other almost PERFECTLY and it's just ADORABLE!!), RusAme (You CANNOT convince me you weren't thinking it to. You simply CANNOT), Greece/Turkey (just because they hate each other. WHAT?! IT'S FUN~!!!), and Canada/Anyone (except France, Russia, Spain, or Turkey. I prefer them in their respective pairing above)
Things that make me happy :) (mention these if i am upset and i will stop crying!):
One of my FAVORITE pairings doing something fluffy and adorable (This is pretty much a given for any avid ff reader/writer though...)
Water. Don't ask me why it just makes me happy.
Anything colorful or sparkly...
Friday. Don't ask me why, just go with it!
My Malec picture...you know, the one that is my avatar (XD) i found it while surfing the internet...
DARK CHOCOLATE MILKY WAYS!!!!! *drool* 8D
Music. Play anything except heavy metal, goth, Justin Bieber (*shudder*), or Sarah McLachlan and my face will light up and i will sing with joy...even if it's a sad song...
Things that make me sad/hate :( (mention these things and I will most likely cry...):
One of my favorite pairings breaking up T_T (A.I. If it was a USUK fic until America cheated and then England started dating France. Even if I don't particularly care for USUK, BREAK-UPS ARE SAD, OKAY?!?!?)
Sarah McLachlan, Saddest. Music. Ever. Play it and I will cry (so will alot of other people...)
Animal Cruelty. makes me sad, AND mad!
Discrimination against...well, ANYONE! It's not cool at all. We are all people, people!
Rumors. Don't believe them. EVER! 99.99999999...% of the time, they are NOT TRUE!!!!!
Death...I am not alone with that...
Justin Bieber. Can't stand his music. A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!!!! (I honestly don't understand WHY he's so popular...)
Copy and Paste stuff! (Things i either make-up, or get from other people's profiles >W
How Stereotypical (which is weird, because I like Hetalia. But you know what? That's an ANIME! REAL LIFe should not be like an ANIME. And although I like Hetalia, I do NOT think that every French person is a pervert, nor do I think all Italians are stupid cowards
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
10 reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S...
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
Homophobia, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe homophobia is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I got this one from MorbidMandy. THANKS BTW!:
Mortal Instruments Quiz
~List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters
3. MAGNUS XD
Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Jocelyn) STAY AWAKE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Maia) DOES IT LOOK THAT BAD?!?!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Valentine, Simon) Kill Valentine, slap Simon and take him to Magnus, to have whatever creepy spell is on him taken OFF!!!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 7. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Simon, Valentine) hahahahahahah... DEATH. for SOMEONE. and if he kicks Valentine it is SOOO not accidental...
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
What would 1 think of 2?
(Simon, Luke) He's a second father to me? Maybe? IDK, I cant think of anything...
How would 3 greet 7?
What would 7 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
(Jocelyn, Isabelle) At the Institute. (duh)
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
BEST FRIENDS OR JUST FRIENDS? How 2 tell:
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
Yep, describes my BFF perfectly :)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone can take my place.
Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
For us girls together, can be stronger than before.
~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends ;) ~
Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things:
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (You have NO idea...^U^)
4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that! (EVER! Or youll be sorry!)
26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
REMEMBER WHEN ..
(Now no one wants to do that!)
29 reasons why girls are the best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character (yeah, i've done that) or the central female figure in a computer game. (never done that though)
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing(most of the time...)
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (not really...)
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (gag me...)
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
procrastinator to the max.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Bookworm24601
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Vampyre of Night, Bookworm24601
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If u are completely OBSESSED with Malec, and spend HOURS thinking/reading/writing about them, copy and paste this into your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Quotes from the Mortal Instruments:
"I must have been drunk," he said. He threw the door open. "Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."- p. 219 'City of Bones'
"As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." –p. 219 'City of Bones'
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