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Joined 08-18-10, id: 2501413, Profile Updated: 03-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments.

name: Alex (Not Alexandra, or Alexis, or Alexa, or Alec; even though he is AWESOME XD!!)

race: white (yeah and ?)

Gender: girl (single and LOVING IT!!~ ^U^)

Looks: Tall, wavy strawberry blonde hair (NATURAL!) bluish/greenish eyes, and some freckles.

Address: Yeah, no. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!!!! I'm invisible. Like Canada ~O.O~

Summary: i LOVE to read! I can read anytime, anyplace, all I need is a good book, and I'm all set! A while ago, one of my friends MADE me read the Mortal Instruments. She put them in my hands and said 'READ THEM ALEX! YOU WILL LOVE THEM!'. So I did, and she was right! XD I have been OBSESSED ever since, but not with the main characters...strangely, I 'fell-in-love' with Alec and Magnus! O_o than she showed me fanfic XD! i am so VERY grateful to her! So much so, I almost think she's not weird for thinking Malec should break up. (Note: I said ALMOST!) Anyway, I have been reading alot of Malec stuff, so i decided to try it out for myself recently...I think I'm a terrible writer...but u don't HAVE to read them if u don't want to...

BTW: This friend also is my BEST! (Even though she can have a sick mind...seriously, read 'On the Outside') She is ClaryandJace4ever1234.

(Quick note: the friend that has a sicker mind? IT WASN'T ME!!!!!)

UPDATE: Be warned...I've gots a permit now...mwhahaha!!!

UPDATE 2: One of my other friends (who just so happens to be a grade level above me) showed me this anime called Hetalia. It. Is. Awesome. Best. Show. EVER. Favorite characters? It's SO hard to pick just one! Or even two!! I love Spain and Southern Italy though...and America...and Britain...and Russia even thought he scares me...and Germany...Actually, I think I love everyone except Turkey...just cause he's mean to Greece and he tried to kidnap Romano...but I even like HIM somewhat because he and Greece would make SUCH a cute couple!!...Pairings? Well...I basically ship anything except for a small handful (for example, I just can't picture Russia/Japan, or Britain/Japan, or Russia/Britain, or Turkey/Ukraine. I haven't got anything against them, I'm just not feeling it) My absolute FAVS however are as follows: FrUK (Just THINK of how cool that relationship would be!!!), Spamano (They complement each other almost PERFECTLY and it's just ADORABLE!!), RusAme (You CANNOT convince me you weren't thinking it to. You simply CANNOT), Greece/Turkey (just because they hate each other. WHAT?! IT'S FUN~!!!), and Canada/Anyone (except France, Russia, Spain, or Turkey. I prefer them in their respective pairing above)


Things that make me happy :) (mention these if i am upset and i will stop crying!):

One of my FAVORITE pairings doing something fluffy and adorable (This is pretty much a given for any avid ff reader/writer though...)

Water. Don't ask me why it just makes me happy.

Anything colorful or sparkly...

Friday. Don't ask me why, just go with it!

My Malec picture...you know, the one that is my avatar (XD) i found it while surfing the internet...

DARK CHOCOLATE MILKY WAYS!!!!! *drool* 8D

Music. Play anything except heavy metal, goth, Justin Bieber (*shudder*), or Sarah McLachlan and my face will light up and i will sing with joy...even if it's a sad song...


Things that make me sad/hate :( (mention these things and I will most likely cry...):

One of my favorite pairings breaking up T_T (A.I. If it was a USUK fic until America cheated and then England started dating France. Even if I don't particularly care for USUK, BREAK-UPS ARE SAD, OKAY?!?!?)

Sarah McLachlan, Saddest. Music. Ever. Play it and I will cry (so will alot of other people...)

Animal Cruelty. makes me sad, AND mad!

Discrimination against...well, ANYONE! It's not cool at all. We are all people, people!

Rumors. Don't believe them. EVER! 99.99999999...% of the time, they are NOT TRUE!!!!!

Death...I am not alone with that...

Justin Bieber. Can't stand his music. A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!!!! (I honestly don't understand WHY he's so popular...)


Copy and Paste stuff! (Things i either make-up, or get from other people's profiles >W

How Stereotypical (which is weird, because I like Hetalia. But you know what? That's an ANIME! REAL LIFe should not be like an ANIME. And although I like Hetalia, I do NOT think that every French person is a pervert, nor do I think all Italians are stupid cowards
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

Sterotypes suck!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (There is no such thing as hell, no matter what anyone tells you...sorry people)
I'm a CHRISTAIN, so I MUST think gay people will go to hell.(If THAT was true than why would I support gay rights?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(I DO TO CARE!)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash(Watch it pal...)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Not fully Irish, but whatever, Note: NEVER had alcohol!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(I have meet some people like this but I will tell you right now that I am NOT!)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black clothes doesn't make you emo, it's all about attitude)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life. (okay, this might be a little true...but NOT BECAUSE OF MY GRADES!)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Nothing wrong with being homosexual, but I am not)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I'm STILL A VIRGIN!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I hear this one ALL the time from guys who think they are hot n' sexy because they make fun of all the not-so-popular people...Well, I have an announcement for you all! You know Hitler? The guy that FORCED everyone in Germany to be anti-Jewish? The guy that FORCED all the men to fight and work for HIM? The guy that started WW2? The guy that also commissioned the V.W. Bug? Well, HE WAS FROM AUSTRIA! He was NOT German! What is more, he was CRAZY! he fit NONE of his 'standards'...)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Again. nothing wrong with it...but I'm not.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (HA!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (WATCH IT!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I am a perfectly normal weight)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (NOT!) (update: YES!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!! XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Than how can i support gay rights?)
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Nope, I know I'm of a different 'ethnic' backgroud...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (NO ONE is LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so everyone MUST be a loser ;)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (ok...you got me, I can actually see were they got this one...but not EVERYONE is...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I must love everyone I see.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Even all those people who hate homosexuals?)
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (No...I just don't really like having a big group of friends...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (The phsicologists have yet to discover something wrong with me...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (No, i just hate being talked to like there is something wrong with me. Which happens alot...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (ok, I'm not a Texan *sob* but i HAVE been there, and not everyone knows how to ride a horse...)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I may be obsessed and crazy but I'm no stalker!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Just because I am doesn't mean others are!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No...I am mostly shy, normal-sized and self-concious, like ALOT of other teenagers...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I LOVE life!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (o.k. that's just gross...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Well...that's true, but it's not MY fault...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (...Not EVERYTHING...)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (No, I just don't have a bunch of people that want to date me *sigh*)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I APPRECIATE society! i just don't think it's right to throw garbage into a canal!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I AM irresponsible...but these two are not, i repeat, are NOT connected!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Well...u got me again, but just because I am doesn't mean OTHERS are!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No, I don't like to go bombing towers, I just don't agree withthe health care plan...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (How many times must I say it? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT BUT I'M NOT!!!! No, I'm just OBSSESED with Malec!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (This isn't 'The Bar Code'!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (No, I am just ALWAYS stuck with my younger sisters, so I have to keep my language PG or else...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (i read M rated stuff sometimes. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?!?!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (ok, I admit it, i don't NEED a man in my life to be happy! But again, nothing wrong, just not.) (update: okay, I have a man in my life, so know I'm happy!!!!!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (No, some things just makes me cry...like, reading stories of Malec breaking up ,(
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Just because i don't tell everyone i meet every little detail of my life, doesn't mean i am having problems...)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Watching fires just makes me feel safe...as long as no one gets hurt!)
I have red hair, so I MUST be Irish (I POSTED THIS ONE PEOPLE! Yes, i have red hair, but not all Irish people do, and not everyone who has red hair is Irish...)


10 reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S...

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Homophobia, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe homophobia is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--


I got this one from MorbidMandy. THANKS BTW!:

Mortal Instruments Quiz

~List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters

1. Simon

2. Luke

3. MAGNUS XD

4. Jace

5. ALEC!!!!

6. Clary

7. Maia

8. Jocelyn

9. Isabelle

10. Valentine

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Simon) Scream, WHAT DO U WANT!?!?!?!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Magnus) Magnus, it's ME, darling. NOT Alec, so why don't u wait 'til I'm done before u put on your make-up?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Alec) He wouldn't, he'd probably just order Taki's...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Clary) I'd walk away, and ignore her...cause where there is Clary, there's Jace and...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Maia) Cool :)

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Jocelyn) STAY AWAKE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Isabelle) I'd growl at her and tell her to shut up.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Valentine) I would actually be like realllly happy :D

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Simon) He'd SLAM them down! Like *BAM*! And then he would take me out to dinner...(hey, I can dream, can't I? LOL)

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
(Luke) He'd carry me to the nearest clinic.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
(Magnus) he'd take me SHOPPING!!!!!! XD

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Jace) Probably stand around talking, then somehow demolish the house, put out the fire, save me, and kiss Clary (all in two minutes) :D

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Alec) He'd look at me and say, uh...u SURE about this?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
(Valentine, Simon) He would get everyone else, have THEM kill Valentine, and then probably have me locked up.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Maia) She'd probably take me somewhere, lure the guy there, and then beat him up while I watched and ate popcorn. XD

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Isabelle) She'd flirt with all the cute guys.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Valentine) IDK...look at me and ask me why?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Simon) Because he's gorgeous and sweet. GREAT COMBO!!! :)

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
(Luke, Isabelle) Ummmmmmmmm... probably stare at Luke until he gets uncomfortable.

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
(Magnus) Um...well...I don't think they'd care about me...especially since they already hate him and consider him to be a monster...and we won't be together like that cause Alec and Magnus were MADE for each other...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Jace, Isabelle) UMMMMMMMMMMMMM yeah, no. That means the world is coming to an end. It's the apocalypse-JACE LOVES IZZY!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Alec, Clary) NEVER!!!! Jace would be pissed and than Alec could get hurt! Not to mention Alec doesn't like Clary...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(Clary) Probably I'd just laugh a LOT at the thought of Clary being a player...wait...Jace and Simon...OMG!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Maia) DOES IT LOOK THAT BAD?!?!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
(Isabelle) O.o Email back: uh...u sure this is for me and not Simon?!?!?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Valentine, Simon) Kill Valentine, slap Simon and take him to Magnus, to have whatever creepy spell is on him taken OFF!!!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Magnus, Jace) Uhm... yeah, Id better go check on them...just to be sure they aren't KILLING each other...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(Simon, Clary) I don't think so...but I'm sure Simon wants to be...

Would 2 trust 5?
(Luke, Alec) Probably...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 7. What happens after that?
(Jace, Maia) Maia kills Jace. ;)

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Alec, Simon) IDK...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Clary, Magnus) Ummm...IDK...spaghetti and meatballs? I hope it is...yum ^.^

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Maia, Isabelle) Ice-cream...probably (something with LOTSA CUTE GUYS!!!! :D)

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Jocelyn, Alec) No. Alec hates hair-cuts and would need to be held down...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Isabelle, Clary) Depends on whether or not her drawing skills are as bad as her cooking skills...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

(Simon, Valentine) hahahahahahah... DEATH. for SOMEONE. and if he kicks Valentine it is SOOO not accidental...

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
(Luke, Isabelle) IDK...blackmail him with it?

7 won the lottery?
(Maia) She'd buy herself some good video games and punching bags.

8 had quite a big secret?
(Jocelyn) what else is new?

9 became a singer?
(Isabelle) Depends on how good she is...

10 got a daughter?
(Valentine) In addition to Clary? YAY SHE HAS A SISTER! But DONT LET VALENTINE NEAR THE BABY!!!

What would 1 think of 2?

(Simon, Luke) He's a second father to me? Maybe? IDK, I cant think of anything...

How would 3 greet 7?
(Magnus, Maia) 'Hello darling!'

What would 7 envy about 5?
(Maia, Alec) That he's a Shadowhunter? IDK, I can't see her being jealous of Alec.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Alec, Clary) That Clary comes and spins everything out of control again? IDK...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(Clary, Maia) Um they're both girls...and they both know Simon...

What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Maia, Jocelyn) Jocelyn tries to kill her? IDK, I can't think of anything :(

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Jocelyn, Isabelle) At the Institute. (duh)

What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Valentine, Simon) Simon can bite him? IDK. Valentine doesn't seem to be afraid of ANYTHING...

Is 3 Gay?
(Magnus) No. He's homophobic...OF COURSE HE IS!!! (Somewhat...) Why would he be dating Alec if he wasn't?


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Racism >:(
A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:''Listen sir... when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when I'm sick, I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, when I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir; when you're born, you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you STRONGLY DISLIKE racism...

BEST FRIENDS OR JUST FRIENDS? How 2 tell:

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

Yep, describes my BFF perfectly :)

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

~Weird~

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.
Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,

For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends ;) ~

Things guys should know about girls!

Men Need To Understand These Things:

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (You have NO idea...^U^)

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that! (EVER! Or youll be sorry!)

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground which aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

(Now no one wants to do that!)

29 reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character (yeah, i've done that) or the central female figure in a computer game. (never done that though)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing(most of the time...)

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (not really...)

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (gag me...)

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

I AM:

procrastinator to the max.
friendly, but easy to piss off.
creativity is what I aim for.
too serious or too juvenile.
wear my heart on my sleeve…and hate it.
a tendency to be cynical.
memory of a goldfish.
a self-proclaimed sap.
passionate and dulcet.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Bookworm24601

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Vampyre of Night, Bookworm24601

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If u are completely OBSESSED with Malec, and spend HOURS thinking/reading/writing about them, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Quotes from the Mortal Instruments:

"I must have been drunk," he said. He threw the door open. "Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."- p. 219 'City of Bones'

"As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." –p. 219 'City of Bones'

Reviews (good or bad) are like milky ways...absolutely AWESOME!!!!

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Punishment by OmgAdot reviews
The shadowhunters are forced to attend a term of "mundane" school. Why? because Maryse and Robert think it'd be funny. Izzy seems to be enjoying herself, but what about Jace and Alec? And Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,683 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Abused Innocence by fairywings81 reviews
Magnus Bane, the High Warlock of Brooklyn rescued Marlie, a child warlock who was being hurt by people who claimed to be her brothers. He learns quickly there is more to the girl's story than he thought. With Alec's help, he works to unravel her mystery.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Why Does He Care? by finnysea reviews
Cat!Romano can't seem to understand why Cat!Spain likes him so much, nor why Antonio stays by Lovino. Hopefully, he'll be able to figure that out. Nekotalia and some good ol' Spamano. I do not own Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Facing the Music by halfwayhere reviews
Alec and Magnus are both in the music business and happen to meet... and there are some cookies from original, kind of. Rated T for mild language and yaoi. Story is better than summary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Of Pride and Rainbows by Katherine-Alvers reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. I'm a much better author now, so let's see what I can do with this mess of a story!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Kismet by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Lovino and the Conquistador by animerockchic reviews
Lovino lived a life of simple pleasures; a good book, his own little world and an odd, but loving, family. However, in order to save his family, he must take their place as prisoner of a hideous beast within a gloomy castle. Based on "Beauty and the Beast
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Letters by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
It's late summer 1945. Alec enlisted in the Air Force shortly after Pearl Harbor. He sent Magnus a letter for every day he's been away. But it's been 8 months since the last letter came. Is he okay? Or is he not coming home? AU/AH. Mature content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Connected by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
During COG. After the first wave of demon attacks, Clary stumbles upon a barely alive someone. Can she get them back to the Hall in time for them to be in any comfort? A little "what if", diff from book. Better summary/info inside. M for later ch's
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Unstoppable by xxlifeinwordsxx reviews
What do you do when the one thing you've always wanted is to be loved, but your heart doesn't know how? Together Magnus and Alec teach each other the meaning of love and of acceptance in all forms. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 224,790 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Uncharted Web by jennifart reviews
"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010
No Light, No Light by Meg81997 reviews
John just doesn't know what to do with his life anymore. Not until that night...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Greatest Treasure, You Idiot! by Kitty-Kat Allie reviews
Spinoff of the "Sea Foam" chapter in Hetalia Fairy Tales. Captain Carriedo of the pirate ship, Buscador Dorado, seeks a legendary treasure "that is worth gaining" with the help of the infamous wish-giver, Lovino. But what is the true treasure? Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,119 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Never Say No One by Mafia Sable reviews
None of the families wanted to keep him more than a week. Antonio was determined to change that. Lovino has a secret though, and it is because of it that he acts how he does. "It's almost as if you want people to hate you, Lovi..." Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Midnight Dancers by CrimsonRegret478 reviews
In one last fight, Antonio's life is taken from him in the sounds of a blaring horn and screeching metal. Now lonely and bitter, Lovino has shut out the world around him. But what if his dear lover comes back from the dead as not a man but a child?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,122 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Letters from nowhere by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
A mysterious letter at the front door, with no indication who might have sent it. And if Alec wants to find that person, he has to solve the puzzle laid-out for him...Alec/Magnus. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,916 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Trials of Love by Lady-Pyrien reviews
fic for Silan Hayes. Antonio wants nothing more than to date Lovino. However, he has to get permission to date Lovino from every living family member of the Vargas household. If even one deems him unworthy, he may be facing a fate worse than heartache.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] N. Italy, Ancient Rome - Complete
I Don't Hate You by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino and his brothers face the unknown while on a mission to Earth. The Italian angel comes up against more than he bargained for when a dark angel takes a liking to him and now he and Feliciano might be cast out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cuddle Bunny by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Who would know that Arthur Kirkland liked to cuddle? And with Francis in the house, it's only a matter of dropping his pride and going to ask for a hug... Well, easier said than done. Pointless fluff, T for Arthur's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Decency to Rain by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Arthur Kirkland sits alone on a curb while America is across the Atlantic throwing a national party. It shouldn't hurt after all these years, but it throbs like an open wound. At least it had the decency to rain today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I'm Pregnant? by crazypony37 reviews
Arthur Kirkland routinely found himself sick in the morning. When Alfred F Jones drags him to the doctor's what will happen? FrUK with others popping up. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,016 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Just to Make Sure by mbrattoo reviews
This alternates between Magnus' and Alec's POV. It all stems from them attempting to have a heart to heart and can be really fluffy at times. There's also a lot of romance. This covers birthdays, holidays and, many other days in their lives. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,685 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Tall, Dark, and Superman by Aoifa reviews
No plot to speak of. None whatsoever. Just endless, shameless fluffy malecness. As superman gets ready to go to work, Magnus cheerfully laments over how it's no longer HIM performing amazing feats and saving the damsels. T for hints, nothing more.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Ten Things by OwlinAMinor reviews
Romano, bored at a meeting, writes down a list of the ten things he hates most about Spain. Spain, in turn, writes down a list of the ten things he loves most about Romano. Spamano oneshot. Fluff. Christmas present for EdwardCullen'sNumber1Girl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Effeminate by coeurgryffondor reviews
It's the face that is only for Timo, happy and amused and so in love, a face that's seen only on the weekends, only in quiet moments like these.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Body Switch by Matsuchiiify reviews
Texas and Mississippi switch bodies. This is just great. xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011
The Phoenix by Reapergal08 reviews
"Sir?"... As soon as he saw the soldiers expression he knew. An icy feeling shot through him right through to his core...It took him a moment to realise it was fear "Where?" His voice shook slightly as he faced him.- Prussia finds Holy Rome on the field.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Fluffy Picnic by Origami628 reviews
SuFin fluffiness. With picnics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Utrecht by rosethourne reviews
At the end of the War of the Spanish Succession, the involved nations gather to discuss how best to relieve Spain of his excess property in Europe... including his dear little Romano. One-shot drabble, no pairing, rated for Spanish swearing and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Spain - Complete
Werewolves of Berlin by StormWolf91 reviews
Whenever Gilbert locked himself in his room, he was usually up to something; Ludwig knew that. But this time it was just ridiculous. One-shot story about werewolves. No yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
His Name Was Berwald by rebuild-your-ruins reviews
He placed his hands on my hips and i allowed myself to drown in his never ending blue irises. His name was berwald and i loved him more than anything. story will be better than this sucky summary Finlands Point of view. SuFin hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
My Memories by LonelyHearts2008 reviews
It's his senior year, and Antonio decides to do a picture book of his memories at Hetalia World Academy. There's one memory the Spaniard's bound to remember. Spamano Shonen-Ai.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
American radio's and Navy ships by Don't ever change reviews
American's just cannot read maps at all... and damn they are stubborn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Becoming Beastly by BornNephilium reviews
Find someone who can see better than you can. You have two years to find someone to love you, or stay like this forever. As ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. This is the story of how Magnus Bane, the boy with it all became utterly... Beastly.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,148 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Right Words by Dreamnorn reviews
"I'm going to prove to him that I HAVE learned Spanish!" In which Romano makes certain Spanish mistakes that, in retrospect, may have not been so bad after all. Twoshot or tentative threeshot, first Lovino's then Antonio's POV. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Second Best by MidniteDancer reviews
Roma's fears are confirmed. Spain has always liked Feli best. They always do...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wonder by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
So, sue me. I wonder about my relationship sometimes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Song Of The Bird by Yukie1231 reviews
Magnus is a cruel person. AU. He is only 21, has everything, but a kind heart. A girl thet will entwine Alexander and Bane together by fate. The Song Of The Bird, and the story of the Maiden Bird, shall bring them together. Piece by Piece. AlecXMagnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Indebted by Spun reviews
Sequel to Payment. When Magnus told him "In nine or ten years, come find me and then we'll talk," he probably hadn't meant "Nearly get yourself killed by a Greater Demon so I have to heal you again." Alec was better at this when he was nine.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Perfection by SugarPlumsUnited reviews
Magnus has often been seen as perfect by others but how has his thoughts developed and altered his view on the concept over time. They should have a life truth genre...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
One's True Heart by ibroodeihort reviews
Magnus loves Alec, but will Alec ever love him back? AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's Not The Same Without You by blacknails512 reviews
Au/Ah A little oneshot about how Alec deals with Magnus being in Iraq. Dedicated to my friend Jess.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Angels Weeping by LIFTDramaGurl7 reviews
Short, but very touching. Its the aftermath of Max's death. Sorry the summary sucks, story's better, I promise. Post-CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Point of Intersection by Miss Regina Star reviews
Point of Intersection /pɔɪnt/ʌv/ˌɪntərˈsɛkʃən/ noun : 1. A point at which two lines meet, causing a cross section. 2. The meeting of two paths or roads causing a union in direction. 3. A pinpointed moment in life where everything changes. Summary inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Anywhere by HTi reviews
"Anywhere's fine as long as I'm with you." The story of Alec and Magnus's romantic vacation during COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Silence by Iris Luna reviews
It's raining in Brooklyn, and Magnus is waiting for his shadowhunter to come home. Alec has been gone for hours, and Magnus can't help but worry, with what turns out to be good reason...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Terrible Things by Paramore7 reviews
"Son, I'm only telling you this because life can do terrible things."-Mayday Parade. After Alec's death, Magnus tells his only son the story that was Malec. Song-fic to "Terrible Things" by Mayday Parade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Blue Eyes by my crooked heart reviews
It's Magnus's birthday and Alec wants to leave him an anonymous card, but all doesn't go as planned. Oneshot, Alec/Magnus, SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for safety!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Last Kiss by glitteredrune reviews
I bet you know what's up. Just go inside and R&R! :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Two Black Tuxedos by MCRmygirl reviews
The long-awaited wedding between Alec and Magnus. Major fluffiness. : Malec, Yaoi shipping DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Star of the Show by Dr. Blind reviews
Jace wakes up tied to a bed, face to face with two of his horny foes from the past. Sebastian/Jace/Valentine. Oh, and Alec, Magnus, and Simon are there too. M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Valentine M., Jace W. - Complete
Turtleneck by Smori reviews
AU. It's Isabelle's birthday and she wants to go out. Alec is somehow forced to take her. He isn't looking forward to the night, but when he meets Magnus.. Maybe he can change his mind about the night. Maybe even the rest of his life. Could this be love?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Portal by merlotte456 reviews
Sorry if this is terrible, I have been re reading the books and remembered the Simon and Alec conversation in CoG in which Alec is doubting Magnus likes him much because he didn't talk to him when he came to open the portal for them..
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Malec Kiss CoG by youarenottrivial reviews
I give to you my fanfic, fangirl and lurk virginity...be nice with it please :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
On The Asphalt Underneath, Our Crushed Plans by Waiting To Be Broken reviews
I'm sorry. So sorry for all those things I couldn't do, all the words I couldn't say. I believed we will be together forever but reality hit us both hard.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Rotten Ones by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec loves bad boys. MagnusXAlec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Saucey by reraimu reviews
Sweet and sour Malec drabbles/prompts/oneshots. Whatever floats your boat. Ranges from fluff, mature content, to angst. Slash, of course. :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
It's Called Love by Amy Lou Who reviews
Magnus and Alec say I Love You...alot. Malec Oneshots and My first FanFic! Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A picture is worth a thousand words by Im.losing.hope reviews
Alec is looking through the pictures Magnus has taken of them. He says that a picture is worth a thousand words. Just some cute Malec fluff! Enjoy. Rated K R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Five Times by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
...Magnus Bane saved Alec Lightwood, and one time he couldn't. Alec/Magnus. Spoilers for City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
This Moment For Eternity by MorbidMandy reviews
There are certain moments in Magnus' life that he could live in for eternity. No CoFA spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Alec Won't Say It by mano95 reviews
Songfic. Alec and Isabelle singing "I Won't Say I'm in Love" from Hercules. Alec is Meg, Izzy is the muses. My boredness amuses me *I want to turn this into a collection of songfics
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Revenge and Magic Ropes by taraslashreading reviews
A grief stricken downworlder learns the hard way not to underestimate a certain sparkling high warlock.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Business by Paramore7 reviews
"I didn't know what else to do. I pulled back and bit my lip, a nervous habit I'd always had. 'I—I think I love you, Alec.'" AU. Highschool fic. Major Malec. Minor Jace/Clary, Simon/Izzy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Forever by blacknails512 reviews
Alec doesn't want to talk about it. Magnus needs to talk about it. It's that one word- Forever. One word, so many different meanings. Oneshot. R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The House of Plenty by Litsztomania reviews
It's Alec's 21st birthday and he has a decision to make - live his natural life and die with his family, or live forever with Magnus? Alec/Chairman Meow, Magnus/the word 'and' on page 243 of City of Glass. Seven-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- It was strange how love would make them both less of a fighter. - MagnusAlec. OneShot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Snow is Cold by IamSpaceman reviews
A short, fluffy malec one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Real or Not? by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Magnus and Alec play a game of 'Truth', or "Real or Not?". Where every right answer brings Alec a step closer to Magnus, and a wrong one a step away. - MagnusAlec. Multi-Chaptered.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Payment by Spun reviews
"There were some experiences that just couldn't be bought, and being shyly hit on by a drowsy nine-year-old was one of them." Because I am in love with the concept of Magnus and Alec meeting long before the party.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Getting Alec to Dance by 6grapeytoes6 reviews
What happens when I'm alone with Alec at the Institute? Why, force him to have a dance party with me, of course! Warning: Extreme Cheesiness!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alec L.
City of Glass revised by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
It is City of Glass just in Magnus's POV and with some slight changes. It is starting just before the wards are broken.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Glitter Mixed With Rock 'n' Roll by VampireWriter144 reviews
When a routine hunt suddenly becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse, Alec must find the enemies among friends if he wants to save his and Magnus's relationship... and their lives. The truth is in the details. Magnus/Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
New Moon, Malec style! by Patricia Sage reviews
Basically, New Moon with our favorite characters from the Mortal Instruments!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fast Fashion by JaneDoeishere reviews
Alec receives a letter from the Clave requesting his presence for a meeting but going to his first Clave meeting alone may prove problematic... Rated for later chapters. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,519 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Christmas Tree by JaneDoeishere reviews
Magnus is holding his annual Christmas party while Alec fails to realize the eggnog is spiked.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Catty Christmas by C.Queen reviews
Chairman Meow's Christmas isn't looking so great this year now that Church is living with him and his pets. Can the holiday season improve the relationship between the two very different felines?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Church, Alec L. - Complete
Grief by FINDtheHufflepuffs reviews
When someone dies, different people miss different things. This is the way the Lightwood family grieves for Max
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max L. - Complete
Scars by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
"Life threatening injury could be such an intrusion on Magnus's canoodling time."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Strength by MauMaster reviews
It's only one thing he doesn't have.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Snowmen and Kisses by CityOfBonesLuver123 reviews
Pointless fluff. Where i live, it's snowing, so this came to mind...Alec and Magnus build a snowman. K for Light kissing : R&R please :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Chaos by Patricia Sage reviews
Magnus and Alec get a new arrival into their family. Fluff! :3 Read if you like Malec and kitties!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Anything But That by Chloe Winchester reviews
Why that word? Why did Magnus have to use that word? Anything but that... Malec LEMON! Rated M for lemony goodness FLUFF ScaredEmotionallyHurt!Alec ComfortingConcerned!Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Steps down the aisle by Jinxed Ink reviews
Magnus is nervous about something, Alec is getting some peace for a change and is wondering why... Malec fluff, better as it seems! warning: Boyxboy, don't like, don't read
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City of Devils by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus is taken to a place where demons reign supreme and he is used as entertainment. And it only gets worse when Alec tries to come to his aide. Hurt!Magnus Hurt!Alec Hurt!Jace Malec and Jary Takes place after COG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,242 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Magnus B. - Complete
Hold Me Close by C.Queen reviews
There is a darkness behind Magnus's bright colors and grins. And the past has a way of sneaking up on everyone, especially in their dreams. Can Alec chase the nightmares away, reminding Magnus that he no longer has to face the night alone?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,367 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Everything Is Governed by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
We can't always just do what we want. Every choice has implications. Simon must learn a little something about Downworld politics, and he's going into the past of a certain warlock to do it. Can't poss summarize this short. Look inside for better info.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,335 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Tonight's The Night by C.Queen reviews
The night after the battle Alec comes to Magnus's room to finally show the warlock just how much he loves him. Unfortunately the fates are feeling more humorous than kind. This is going to be even harder than Alec originally thought.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Understanding by Spun reviews
Robert gets rocks thrown at him, Valentine is occasionally not a total sociopath, and Max almost ends up being named 'Templeton' - in short, eleven people who impacted Maryse Lightwood's life, in one way or another.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Maryse L. - Complete
Jace's Time with Me by jDanny96 reviews
inspired by others, i decided to have dialouge between me and jace...should be interesting :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jace W.
The Devil's Mark by SparxFlame reviews
Do you know what it's like when your parents are decent churchgoing folk and you happen to be born with the devil's mark?" The life of a warlock in the 13th century is not an easy one. Drabble series on Magnus Bane. On hiatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Magnus B.
Big Misunderstandings by C.Queen reviews
Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Aria by jemm101 reviews
When a small-town girl visits Brooklyn with her father, she realizes that not only humans walk on Earth. But a new and inexperienced Shadowhunter is going to need training, practice, and a new Shadowhunter family to fully become part of the Nephilim.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
Wingless Angel by LikeTheStars reviews
"And she felt, like a wingless angel, being plunged into the darkness, into hell, where no light could reach, trapped there in the endless darkness" We all know Imogen Herondale as the Inqusitor.But have you ever thought her as a mother? one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Imogen H., Jace W. - Complete
Razor Sharp Pages by hersheycuddles reviews
When old foes are spotted and new ones threaten, it becomes clear to Magnus that someone's after the Book of White. What he doesn't know is that the person will do anything to get it, even if it means killing Alec...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,050 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Love You by MorbidMandy reviews
After an intense sparring match, Jace says something that makes Alec think. He asks Magnus a question, and Magnus answers him. Malec fluff. Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When the Ball Drops by ariviand reviews
New Years 2010. Magnus is throwing a party at his loft, to which Alec was dragged along. What happens when the ball drops?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
More Than Words by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Alec doesn't need it to be Valentine's Day to tell Magnus just how much he loves him, over and over again. Magnus/Alec. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Dead Man's Party by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus meet at the "Dead Man's Party" in City of Bones. Cooperative fic with Miyabita.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Stolen Wings by Tokyo Tea reviews
Alec doesn't have many options left and has even less time to live. Will Magnus become the means to an end? Post CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
When You Say Forever by dorothywrites reviews
A little over a hundred years ago, Alec and Magnus were together. When the unthinkable happens, Magnus makes the choice to find Alec again in the future. But when he finally finds him, will it still be the same? Don't own it, etc. Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,665 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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City of Magic reviews
Alec's point of view through City of Bones. Sorry if it sucks. I might add some MPOV if I get alot of reviews...Rated T for later chapters, and cause I'm paranoid! My version of some events.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Reunion reviews
Alec has been away with his parents in Idris for a few weeks. What happens when he gets back? Click to find out! Sorry, I suck at summaries. Rated T for language & some implied sexual reference, but mostly just cause I'm paranoid. APOV, MPOV, & IPOV ;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete