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Joined 08-18-10, id: 2502426, Profile Updated: 08-19-10
Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.

Osmodium (n)

-The definition of which is not defined, cannot be defined, or found in any known dictionary, language or literary works.
In language: "What the fuck does 'Osmodium' mean?" "Your Osmodium is hanging out." "Your mother."

The Facts:

I write about dicks.

The Fiction:

I don't write about dicks.

The Fanfiction:

I write fanfiction about dicks.

Current Interests:

Assassins Creed, erotic images of Leonardo da Vinci, vaginal openings, back door access, men on top of other men and dicks.

Other notes:


-Contacting me is fine.
-Contacting me to degrade me and my hobby is not.
-Contact me about dicks.

Lastly, enjoy the crap I upload. I have the imagination of a Technicolor toaster.

Innamorato reviews
Vieri wrinkled his nose, wriggling a little to escape Federico's tongue. He glowered at the other man. "Che cazzo stai dicendo?" "I am talking about taking your pants off, spreading your cheeks, and making you mine." Mindless fluff. Slash/yaoi FxV R/R
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Federico A.