EggplantWitch
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Joined 08-19-10, id: 2502593, Profile Updated: 04-22-14
Author has written 8 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Sims, Harvest Moon, My Little Pony, and Avengers.

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I don't use this account for anything other than reading old fics I found when I still used ffn some year and a half ago - so none of the terrible old fics under this account will ever be finished. Sorry.

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Previous Lives by fionacha reviews
Post Portal 2. After months of living in a small town miles from Aperture, Chell feels bored and isolated. She learns of a young man named Wheatley who worked for Aperture long ago, and returns to the abandoned lab in order to learn his fate and gain closure over her betrayal. Slight Chell/Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Target Acquired by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,823 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Slice of Heaven by Ysavvryl reviews
It is said that when good people die, they go to Heaven. But what happens to good animals after they die? And what happens if a human ends up at the wrong afterlife crossing?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,656 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rover
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Born to Fly by Arayllin reviews
Pit buried his head in his hands, "I'll never be able to fly again..."
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,710 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
The God in the Machine by Twistanturnu reviews
Caroline and Douglas' lives have revolved around Aperture for as long as they can remember. Their attempts to cope within the facility and protect both themselves and their loved ones will shape Aperture's future - and seal their own fates.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - D. Rattmann, Caroline - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Game by MouseMaster42 reviews
You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 294,808 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Better You Than Me by Korekara reviews
GLaDOS was always fine with being the tester and not the test subject. But when an old face comes back and a new face threatens the balance of science she made for herself, she's forced to confront everything she'd shoved to the back of her databases.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
The Galactic Brawl by Shinobi-dono reviews
A darkness is spreading throughout the Galaxy, a powerful force threatening the peace of all. In the face of this great Evil a band of warriors rises up to take the mantle of the defenders of the Galaxy. They are the Super Smash Brothers.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,785 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010
The Wheatley Experiment by Alioto reviews
After hurdling towards the earth and bursting in flames, Wheatley is commanded by GLaDOS to run an observation for Her. Why? He didn't even know himself. With his friends along his side, though, Wheatley is determined to do as told. Why? He still didn't know. However, he's been forced into a path, and he can't go back. Human!Cores/Spheres and Chelley involved.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Subspace Redux by GhostWriter267 reviews
This is a retelling of the Subspace Emissary story from Super Smash Bros. Brawl with my own writing style. Be warned, this whole story is one major spoiler. Reviews welcome.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011
Snake Oil by DemonFox38 reviews
A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Trace Amounts of Time Travel by MadHighlander reviews
Though Chell has finally succeeded in escaping Aperture Labs, memories of her past continue to elude her. One day, she remembers a certain Cave Johnson recording from the 1950s. Rated T partially for my paranoia and partially for events occurring midway through the story, including character death. Also, there will be Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Chell
Treasure Trove by HeatWave reviews
A week after the Gala, two particular ponies are faced with the idea that everything they were familiar with has been turned upside down. Is it possible to recover your ideals when you've been proven unreliable at your talents?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011
Meet The Team by HeavyWeaponsSpy reviews
You've met the team. But what happened when the team met each other for the first time? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to play TF2 some more. May contain mild historical anachronisms. Reviews are welcome.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Drop Kick Me, Jesus by DemonFox38 reviews
They were coming from beneath the Team's feet to devour them all. They were the Administrator's pets.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,928 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Sniper, Engineer] - Complete
Thinking With Aperture Plasmids by Diable Oni Giri reviews
A/U SPOILERS for Portal 2. Rhapsody Science, creator and distributor of all things plasmids. At least it was until Rapture fell...as did Rhapsody. Overrun and falling apart, Chell is awakened from stasis for one purpose: escape. If only it was so simple.
Crossover - BioShock & Portal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011
Good Night's Sleep by CHAiTEAMELODY reviews
Pit's had something on his mind lately and has taken to sitting out on the Smash Mansion roof at night, instead of sleeping the night away like everyone else. His roommate Link wants to know what it is. Link Pit friendship.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Link, Pit - Complete
Job Hunting by nevertalk reviews
The Apollo Justice you played was a depressing alternate universe. Here's how it really gets started. One shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Viva La Vida by MessengerOfDreams reviews
My first commission fic in its own topic! Samus has spent her life distantly, alone, but a newfound companion opens her eyes to a life she had never fully lived, and a love she never thought she would have, a love that cannot be separated by any force.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - [Samus A., Ike] - Complete
Heroes by Araceli L reviews
My hand at poetry! I wrote this for a school thing with SSB in mind, so here's my go. Enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The League of Legends Vol 2 by Balladeer reviews
A Brawl-based novel with literary pretensions. Second volume.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Fat Counters by Shadow's whisper28 reviews
"You gained seven fat counters." "I will destroy you!" Borders on crackfic. It's my first story, so be nice! rated T because the rules scare me. Now complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Pit, Samus A. - Complete
The League of Legends Vol 1 by Balladeer reviews
A Brawl-based novel with literary pretensions. First volume.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
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Silent reviews
Months after the events of the Chitauri invasion, Loki's punishment has finally been chosen. Stranded with no powers and no voice, he sets out in search of the Avengers, who are having problems of their own. Not all of the Chitauri weaponry was cleared from the streets before certain unsavoury characters could get their hands on it, and only now are problems arising...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Thanos
The Ooze Problem reviews
Angel Land receives a plea of help from a neighbouring kingdom, Equestria. A wave of evil oozes have appeared, and they desperately need help to fight them off. Palutena sends her bravest - Pit, Captain of the Royal Guard - to help. Familiar heroes turn up to aid him, and with all these people and ponies to take care of, the Angel had better get organised soon or else...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Pit
Writer's Block reviews
What was happening to her? She'd never had it this bad in her life. Her favourite past-time, her favourite hobby, her escape from life...she couldn't do it. All she wanted to do was sit down and write, like she always used to...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Diamond Girl reviews
Skye's POV on a Skye/Claire fic. A thief. That was what I was, and I prided myself on it. I had stolen many jewels over the years, but the ones at the hearts of women were my speciality. But Claire, that farm girl, I had no idea what to make of her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Skye, Claire
By my troth! reviews
Sims Medieval fic! The Heroes of Magic-Side wander through their seperate existences, arguing with their neighbours, blowing up houses, suffering from Whale Rage and being made fun of for their silly Welsh accents. T for the same reasons as the game.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
How To Lift a Curse reviews
When you have a whole city full of heroes, you're going to get a lot of evil sloshing around too, evil which can curse things. When you have a whole city full of heroes, you're going to get a lot of fights, quests and a whole buncha awesomeness.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Pit, Marth
City of Smashers reviews
Smash City is a wealthy place, and at its centre is the magnificent Palace, home to the Four Thrones. Dozens of of heroes will help to protect it...but from what?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Pit
Advent is Now reviews
Advent has started in the Smash Mansion, and now everyone is trying to explain it to Pit, who has never even heard of it before. Things are supposed to be peaceful. Good luck with that, Smashers.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Pit - Complete