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Joined 08-19-10, id: 2502971, Profile Updated: 03-25-14
Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Soul Eater, Higurashi/Umineko series, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

sorry for not posting things anymore due to:

  • lack of time
  • lack of inspirition
  • no interest
  • i do happen to have a tumblr and a deviantart tho so

    yeah bye

    also my icon is a thing i drew myself no seriously


    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
    I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [used to but i still have no social life]
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. [it’s called the comfy look don’t judge]
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. [don’t think i have any guy friends tbh]
    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
    I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. [???]
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… Or crazy.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 [rigorous classes tho]
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. [have you guys never seen pictures of led zeppelin omfg]
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. [this is actually kind of a problem]
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. [this is debatable]
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

    I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. [i write dumb shit not sins]

    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
    I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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    Fighting Destiny by AlicjaFromWonderland reviews
    Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,181 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/20/2014
    Merlin's guide as to why you shouldn't be Voldemort by 4Eirlys reviews
    When Voldemort resurrects Morgana to help with his plans, the Old Religion cries out in agony to Merlin, to help him restore the balance. With the help of friends Old and New Merlin must return to Hogwarts to protect the 'Chosen One'. And a Wayward Bird, a Natural Seer, Ginger Twins and a Potions Master don't make it easy for him...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,025 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Merlin, Morgana, Harry P., Luna L.
    Being Human by sheneverupdates reviews
    Shingen's experiments tend to cause a bit of an uproar from time to time. Never like this though. Then again, the very idea of two Izayas is enough to throw Ikebukuro into chaos. Hachimenroppi!Izaya. Shizaya (Side Pairing: Shizuo x Roppi / Roppi x Izaya). Contains Yaoi scenes as of Chapter 17.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,069 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima]
    333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
    Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
    The Story of Alternian Syndrome by Sinneli reviews
    Around the world, about thirty or forty individuals are diagnosed with what is called Alternian Syndrome. Even though they never met each other, they know their names and their personality. And they describe in perfect detail of a world destroyed, and this game called SBURB. No one knows if this is really a syndrome, or something else.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012
    I'll Love You Long After You're Gone by PotterHead1996 reviews
    1500 years after Arthur's death at Avalon, Merlin works as a tutor with his housemate Kerry Mason, still waiting for his King. When Merlin's magic starts acting out of control, he is drawn to the lake and is certain Arthur will return. However it seems destiny has other plans, and it's not just the King who returns. Merlin now finds that he has some 21st century explaining to do...
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,280 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
    Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
    Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,529 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
    Ich Bin Preussen by WhiteCrow10 reviews
    After 1989, Gilbert Beilschmidt went missing. Years later, his brother Germany goes on a search for him. Could it be that Izaya Orihara holds the key to finding the lost nation of Prussia? Based on the idea that Izaya is Prussia. Shizaya later on. Rating boosted to M after Chapter 20.
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,258 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Prussia, Izaya O., Shizuo H.
    Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
    Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
    Neckerchief Chronicles by caldera32 reviews
    If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    This Isn't What I Wanted by Simply Emotional reviews
    Shizuo is forced into being a Victim's Counselor in order to pay back the money he owes in damages to the city. Who knew that Izaya would be a victim in need of counseling?
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
    Sudden attention by Talented but Lazy reviews
    After Homestuck and Hetalia's declaration of never-ending pale love, their moirallegiance is put to the test when the other fandoms abruptly decide to befriend Homestuck.
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
    When I See Stars, That's All They Are by iamsiriusblackserious reviews
    A collection of one-shots, mostly RLSB, some JPLE. Rating may change later. o25. James asks for Remus' help proposing to Lily...because lesbihonest, he could use all the help he can get. "It's the perfect proposal!" "Yeah - if you want her to say no AND break up with you."
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
    May Entitle Change by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
    Shortly after the Promised day, Edward Elric receives an unexpected assignment. The recently war torn country makes new ties with England, and the young alchemist becomes an undercover student with the charge of protecting a troublesome Boy-Who-Lived. R&R
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,768 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Edward E.
    Fatal Flaw by Steffi Hoffman reviews
    Merlin knew that he would rather die than betray Arthur. That was something that no amount of torture could change, but this time it was different. This time, it wasn't his own life under threat. This time, it was Arthur's. No slash!
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
    Solitude by XandyPants reviews
    It's been months and there's been no trace of Izaya Orihara. The police and even his own parents have given up on him, just about everyone has, expect his sisters and Celty. They will go to just about any lengths to find him and bring him home, and restore balance to ever fragile nature of the city and it's people. Eventual Shizaya, rating may go up. HIATUS
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
    Pairings, Pairings, Everywhere by AnonAnom reviews
    If you have any requests please don't hesitate to send them in. Updates may be slow depending on the pairings. Ch. 10: Nothing seemed to ever change for Dororo. Every day he was ignored by the people he called friends so why even bother to show up? Two weeks have gone by and he hasn't heard a peep from them. That is until he hears a knock. At night. In the middle of a storm
    Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kururu/Kululu
    Make a Difference by littlemissleijon reviews
    John's father owns a prison. Not a normal prison, though. It's a prison for the deformed. Most of the so-called "prisoners" here are around their mid to late teens and have animalistic deformities. Against his dad's beliefs, John sets out to somehow free all of the prisoners, and it all starts with the mutated bird kid with the scarlet eyes.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - John E., Dave S.
    Rising by TatraMegami reviews
    Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
    Memories of a lost friend by MeiMeiaru8 reviews
    Fandomstuck. A maybe collection of one-shots. Fandoms come and go yet their memories still linger. Homestuck centered.
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013
    Palest of Pals by GravityWolf reviews
    Your name is the HETALIA FANDOM and you are currently trying to stop your morial from killing someone. Like usual. Fandomstuck Fanfiction
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
    What I Wish by Demon-Maid-Nova-Jigoku reviews
    "My only wish is for everyone's happiness" - A drabble series. The humans and trolls pour out their feelings on pairings, about themselves, about events that had happened in their lives. Everything. (will update character list for each new chapter :3)
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Nepeta L.
    Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
    Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    The one who accepted you by Talented but Lazy reviews
    Around the new season of Hetalia, the Homestuck fandom showed a lot of support and love. This is my tribute to the beautiful moirailleagance that has formed between the Homestuck and Hetalia fandoms.
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
    iNSaNiTY by King of Eli reviews
    They knew that they were immortal. What they didn't know was that it would come for a price. A price they had yet to pay. Rated for language, character death, violence, and possible smutting. Shounen-ai/yaoi. Some inconsistency with canon.
    Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Luck G.
    He's Dead Isn't He? You Killed Him by darkkiller101 reviews
    What if when Claire met with the Gandors, after the events aboard the Flying Pussyfoot, he was really quite serious when he said "I'm no long Claire Stanfield." What if Claire Stanfield never made it off and the voices in his head took him over? What if? (This is actually just stupid writing. It's quite bad I'm sorry.)
    Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Claire S., Firo P. - Complete
    Bitter Black by Chappy-the-Bunny reviews
    How a brutally cold day can turn bitter in the blink of an eye.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
    Ebenezer Scourge by Recalled to Life reviews
    A retelling of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol. On the last Twelfth Perigee's Eve before Sgrub, Vriska is visited by the ghosts of her (presently alive) friends, who attempt to instill the spirit of the holiday in her in an effort to prevent her from dooming any more timelines.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Vriska S. - Complete
    Camlann by randomostrichchocolates reviews
    During the excruciating circumstances of the Battle of Camlann, Merlin does what he believes must be done for the future of Albion.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
    Winter's Tear by UnluckyAmulet reviews
    If you know how devastating something will be, you'd do everything in your power to avoid it, right? That's what Vriska thought too...at first. JOHNVRIS ALL THE WAY.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Vriska S., John E. - Complete
    Leash by Diana Prallon reviews
    There's a reason Arthur loves Merlin's scarf. (First Challenge: An Interesting Use for a Scarf Come up with an interesting or unusual way one of Merlin's trademark scarves might be used.)
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
    To Be Shared by JessieJay13 reviews
    He didn't know how long he held this connection, pouring his magic into Arthur's body and soul, but when he next looked down, Arthur's wound was completely gone. Finally, gasping, Merlin wrenched his hands away from Arthur, whose eyes flew open. They were glowing gold. (T for some gore.)
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    The Boys Who Leapt Through Time by soldmysoultofullmetal reviews
    In the future a pair of brothers risk everything they have to save the world. Dirk and Dave Strider leave their home to travel 400 years back in time to stop the Condesce from taking over the world. Due to miscalculations and malfunctions Dave and Dirk are separated. Will the Striders stop the Condesce with the help of their new friends? Or will their friends be a distraction?
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
    This Kid is too Much! by Ugly.Paper.Swan reviews
    FLUFF Tom x Shizuo. One night, during late night dinner at Russia Sushi, there was an incident involving Shizuo and wasabi that made Tom couldn't help but think, "How cute". Their relationship changes a bit after that and, for some reason, Shizuo becomes 'cuter' in Tom's eyes.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Tom T., Shizuo H.
    Arthur's Favorite Word by BluePhantom15 reviews
    "Would you stop that?" Arthur growled. "Stop what?" Gwaine questioned innocently. "Counting!" "Counting what?" "Counting how many times I say Merlin!" "53" "Ugh!"
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
    Poetry by JustYourAverageWhovian reviews
    All Leon wanted was for Arthur to read out some poetry...drabble.
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    We Have a Problem by HomestuckVS reviews
    Dave wakes up one day to find out he's a girl. Will he be able to change back to his normal self, or will he be stuck as a mighty fine looking chick living with Bro? THIS IS MY FIRST HOMESTUCK FANFIC, SO PLEASE REVIEW MY STORY HONESTLY!
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
    You don't know what you're missing by Edita Nightray-Elric reviews
    Dave and John are best friends. They never came from the best families but when one of them needs help the other takes matters into his own hands, even if it means betraying his own family to help save someone important. Dave/John summery sucks. T to be safe.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dave S., John E.
    My Immortalstuck by XXXbloody-moonsXXX reviews
    Just more proof that everything becomes 100% more awesome when Homestuckified. Nephrite Rosalie Dava Joanna Serkey Maryam Noir Peixes Enceladus Stuck goes to concerts, fights preps, and angsts about whether she loves Eridan or Gamzee. Oh, and battles LE.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Eridan A., Gamzee M.
    With Wings Once Lost by pandorad24 reviews
    The Flock says that their wings complicate their lives, but no one could have predicted how complicated life would be if one of them lost theirs. Rated T for violence, self-harm, and non-graphic rape. If you are easily triggered, do not read. Iggy fic.
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 145,356 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Iggy - Complete
    Sins of The Father by Autumn Artist reviews
    When Dave and Dirk's father comes back into the picture; he jeopardizes Dirk's legal custody over Dave.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,432 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
    HogStuckWartsBent by Doctor-Strider-Time reviews
    After much time travel, the kids and trolls all meet up together at Hogwarts School. This will not turn out good what with all the paradoxes and utter confusion. Rated T for frequent cussing *karkatanddave* and possible violence. Will use Dave's POV alot.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Dave S.
    Just one more night by JXeleven reviews
    Arthur's heart is broken, he may have won the war, but lost one of the most important people to him, he wanted to scream, but just wasn't able, so he wandered, he had to get away from Camelot. His feet brought him to a lake, he looked untill he felt a soft hand reach for him. Warning: Main character's dead.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
    Mommy Dotachin by EmoGhost1995 reviews
    Shinra accidentally turned Izaya and Shizuo into children. Kadota has no choice but to take care of them and protect them from their enemies while they are vulnerable... Well, kind of vulnerable. No pairings! Contains minor OCs
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
    Dreams Of A Nightmare by LeeLee Lollipop reviews
    Merlin hit the floor, his eyes never leaving Arthur's as his last breath left his body. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH rated M 'cause I'm paranoid
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
    In The End by Homestucker reviews
    After they defeat Bec Noir, Dave realizes that they forgot something-and it's up to him to fix it. Sadstuck. Please review honestly, I can take it. I have two epilogues available, one happy and one sad. Let me know in the reviews if you would like one!
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
    Just a Servant by Gandalf3213 reviews
    An incident in a town brings up a fact Arthur had long tried to ignore: his kingdom had a deep-seated prejudice against servants. More than that, Merlin had been involved in this cycle of abuse under Arthur's nose and he hadn't noticed.
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
    Manifest by Kreek reviews
    When Uther takes measures to root out the culprit who he thinks is out to destroy Camelot, Merlin is in trouble. Angst / whump / Bromance.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,750 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
    Durararastuck! by romeoette reviews
    Hey, Mikado, would you like to hear about Homestuck?
    Crossover - Durarara!!/デュラララ!! & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mikado R.
    A Sorcerer's Retribution by CreateImagineWrite reviews
    Bandits attack, Arthur is 'injured', and comedy ensues, with our very own Merlin at the heart of it, as usual. No slash.
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    Gasoline, Sparks, and Chopsticks by LiahFaile reviews
    She had the spark of insanity. He had a spare can of gasoline. When they meet, what fires can they set?
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Erika K., Walker Y.
    Video Games by 101stars reviews
    Stupid drabble thing I wrote based off one of unluckyheadcanons.tumblr's headcanons. JohnDave pairing.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
    Gone Too Far by Shyntax reviews
    "Let us out! Please!" Vriska pleaded, her voice growing hoarse. "Vriska..." Karkat spoke in a quiet voice. "There's only one way for her to let us out." Her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. "You don't mean-" "...I'm afraid I do." He raised his head along with the bucket in his hand. "Or she'll never let us go."
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S.
    Time Is A Tricky Bitch by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
    The long-awaited meeting between Dave and Dirk Strider doesn't pan out the way either of them had expected. Dave never thought he'd fuck up so badly beforehand, and Dirk never thought it would happen at all. Rated for language.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
    jO bekke at HUgwRts:cOmenTRee Jo Bel Commentary by ConstantVigilance7 reviews
    That's right. Yet another commentary on the story that rivals My Immortal in its horribleness. Rated Teen for EXTREME racism! SOO much racism it goes beyond the point of funny&wrong to just plain WRONG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Just the commentary. by Lili
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012
    Fists, Teeth, and a Little Love by sachi-sama reviews
    Delic has been after King Hibiya for years. Amongst a devious Sakuraya, a jealous Shitsuo, and a king full of denial, how will he ever get his beloved raven? HibiDel. Written upon request by erihan!
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Delic, Hibiya - Complete
    Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni: Ungranted Wish Arc by Hikou no Kokoro reviews
    Everything is so peaceful after the time-loop had been demolished. But, then a new student came. Rika is still pessimistic and now wants to kill him. What "Fate" awaits? What promises did they forget to keep? T for violence. Partner-fic. Discontinued.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,456 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward E., Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
    333 Ironic Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart by OneGirlStudio reviews
    It's SUMMER TIME, you and your FRIENDS are bored out of your TEENAGED MINDS and you all have to find a way to distract from your post-traumatic STRESS DISORDERS. What better way than to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? minor PepsiCola and a few other pairs.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dave S.
    EquiSol Fluff by Yizatar reviews
    EquiSol, Fluff, oneshot
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Equius Z., Sollux C. - Complete
    Citrus by UnluckyAmulet reviews
    AU. In which Sollux is going through technology withdrawals and Dave is trying to play hard to get. Also, what the hell are salted oranges? For the Homestuck PlotWaffle challenge. Rated T for language.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sollux C., Dave S. - Complete
    Sucker for Blue by Tiranas Goldfish reviews
    Oneshot, Dirk/Jake, Jake POV. Inspired by a post on tumblr.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
    Red Thread Of Fate Yellow by Ittoki Otoya reviews
    Second of the RTOF Series. What makes a good Knight? Definitely not one that tease you so much. What will you pay to keep him? Is it worth it to keep him? What is his value to you? What happens when it's too late to replace him already?
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Hibiya, Delic - Complete
    Apple Juice by Chedder132 reviews
    Karkat has his first taste of apple juice, and a certain Dave Strider has his first taste of Karkat. Basically fluff. Rated for Karkats mouth
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
    If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
    Served by Hiyume reviews
    Slick tries to be romantic... and fails miserably. Lame MC-related pick-up lines will be had. SlickxDroog
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog - Complete
    Whisked Away by Kurisuten-chan reviews
    Mustang is gone, and Pride is lurking. Riza and Edward are looking everywhere they can, and Albus Severus Potter and co. are doing the same. Can they find the Flame Alchemist before it's too late? Harry Potter / Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover. Spoilers.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,395 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Roy M.
    I'm a Real Boy by Anaki Starsong reviews
    Several weeks into their three year voyage, John notices that Davesprite has been missing for a few days. He goes to LOHAC and finds his orange feathery friend in need of comfort and a little bit more.
    Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
    Can't Sleep by ViDez reviews
    Clowns will eat me. Written for the kinkmeme.
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
    He's Sexy and He Wants You to Know It by obsessedStuck reviews
    Jake visits Texas and finds a drunken young Strider. OOC. Trollmegle. i dunno T to be safe?
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
    Strays by Prustrian Informant reviews
    Tsukishima and Psyche have found a couple of kittens. Unfortunately, things don't turn out quite as ezpected. DelHib, TsukRopp, TsuPsy, Shizaya Warning CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Psyche, Tsugaru
    The Twelve Trolls of Christmas by heruoni reviews
    Well this is basically the the lyrics to the song by kylee henke. it is written in the trolls type styles. rated T for minor swearing. other than that... enjoy.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
    Believe, Sollux Believe by Daresa reviews
    Karkat got high, and decided it would be a good idea to troll Sollux. How they ended up talking about unicorns? As if I know. RATED T TO BE SAFE XP. PLUS EVERYONE LIKES T AND M STUFF. ADMIT IT.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
    Polar Bear Meets Kitty by pengirl100and2 reviews
    Kumajiro got bored. These UN meetings are really... really... long...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kumajiro, Shinatty - Complete
    The Comforter Cathedral by Domomomo reviews
    Karkat stumbles upon John and Dave in a blanket fort watching shitty cinematography.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
    Cheese burns by Midnight Custard reviews
    Why couldn't he have listened to Maka? Hadn't these many, long years of teamwork taught him that the bookworm always was right? Whenever he ignored her advices it always came back to bite him in the ass. Like now. Oneshot, Kid/Soul
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
    Pity Party by obsessedStuck reviews
    Sollux gets the stomach flu. What reactions does he get from those around him? T for swearing.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sollux C. - Complete
    The Abomination by Anime-Hentai-fan-girl reviews
    Death the Kid was requested by Death, his father, to take a visit to some immortal friends of his, but Kid manages to make the visit a visit of terror for two people, and a complete hysterical moment for two others.
    Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Death The Kid, Germany - Complete
    Sing by doublemobius reviews
    John takes a break to examine the real beauties of the Sburb world. One of those beauties happens to be his feathered best friend.
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
    Build to Last by BookOfXcentric reviews
    It's visitation day and everyone's parents have come to Hogwarts. The Marauders are in charge of dinner entertainment. Bad idea! They put up a muggle play. Contains Profound Swearing, mild SB/RL. Bad Sum
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
    In My Car of All Places by turntechGodhead TG reviews
    Dave and John are surprised when they discover something going on in the back of Dave's car. John/Dave and Sollux/Karkat.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
    The Cold, Bloody Night of Ikebukuro by AtomicKokoro reviews
    Blood is spilled on this cold, Ikebukuro night. Orihara Izaya plans an interesting observation including the apprehension of the remaining Blue Squares, Ryugamine Mikado, the disappearance of Mikajima Saki, the death of Kida Masaomi, and a fake note.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
    Liking Shizuo by sapphoria reviews
    Izaya gets frustrated with the amount of notifications he's getting on Facebook from Shizuo's wall post. He decides to get Shizuo back.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
    If Dreams Came True by MI-CHAN66 reviews
    Izaya disappears and the only people that know why refuse to tell. Shizuo has now made it his goal to find out just what exactly is going on and finds out some darks secrets about Izaya's life in the process. First fic!. rated T for now. M for later chp.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,429 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
    Karpunzel by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
    Oh God, what have I done? "It's storytime in the Veil, and Gamzee and Terezi have decided to do a collaboration. Vriska is reading it aloud, and everyone is sitting there listening in dumbstruck silence."
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
    Moves Like Strider by I.Write.Love reviews
    Dave/John parody of "Moves like Jagger". I swear I should be shot. "I've got them moo-o-o-o-o-oves like Strider !"
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
    Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades by Flipspring reviews
    Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
    Vacations by Callmemarmar reviews
    Mustang's men go on various vacations which of course means various mishaps. What could possibly go wrong?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
    Writing Spiral History by Ayala Atreides reviews
    Hundreds of years in the future, Viral has taken on the role of eternal storyteller, chronicling the history of the Spiral Race. But who knew it'd be such an annoying job? Pure crack, contains mild swearing.
    Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Viral - Complete
    Sexual Education by Jate Tarris reviews
    Mikado has always hated sex ed, and now he has given Kida a reason to as well. Crack, A tiny bit of Mikida.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
    Spaghettio Horrors by HipsterMustache reviews
    This is what happens when you try to feed the Italies canned pasta from America. CRACK. Mild language, and possibly scarring material. You have been warned.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
    Tsukishima and New Years by Prustrian Informant reviews
    He hates humans. Roppi contemplates himself as his brothers start falling for the Heiwajima brothers. Includes: TsuPsy Shizaya ShiSaku HibiDel
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima - Complete
    Symmetry in a mess by h2oxygen reviews
    Kid needs Blair for something, but what? and where does Soul come in this story? Not what it seems like, Yaoi KidxSoul, rated for Blair's perverted advices and Kid actually following them and... later chapters :D please R&R thanks!
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
    Like Blood by QueenofDiamondss reviews
    Cowritten from a ficlet by TwinsOfABlackRose on DeviantArt. Basically Czes tries to kill Claire. Claire is shaken by seeing his blood for the first time in years. You have been Gore Warned!
    Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Claire S. - Complete
    In Which Rin is Confused by o.OminiO.o reviews
    Not that that's anything unusual. Bon tries to be subtle. Rin is dense. BonxRin, rated for language.
    Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
    Moonless Banquet by goodnightsun reviews
    Amaimon, Rin, and Yukio are all bored at one of Mephisto's banquet. Everything was calm and peaceful, not to mention classy, that is... until the drinking started. Stupid little two..shot..
    Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
    Across the Galaxy by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
    After Dave accidentally reveals that he can't remember the Star Wars movies, John takes it upon himself to tutor his friend about the awesomeness that is the series. Bro, ever a fan, decides to join in this education though much to Dave's displeasure .
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John E., Dave S.
    The Top Ten Ways to Fail as an Alchemist by KarmaHope reviews
    There aren't that many ways to fail as an alchemist. Okay, there are, but that's beside the point. However, some ways are stupider than others, ways that would make even Fuhrer Bradley facepalm. Things that shouldn't have happened, but somehow- DID . . .
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
    Colorfully Flipped by verveine reviews
    Soul figures that for every cool thing that happens, something equally uncool happens to balance it out. In this situation, it was quite clear what the two things were. Cool: Maka was pregnant. Uncool: He got the brute end of it. - SxM
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
    The Secret of Psyche's Headphones by xxpsychocupcake reviews
    What is Psyche REALLY listening to in those headphones all the time?
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Psyche, Tsugaru - Complete
    Daddy's Rules for Dating by crazychick1313 reviews
    These are the rules Spirit has for ANY guy that dares to so much as look at his little Maka. Boys beware!
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
    All That Glitters by The Jabberer reviews
    "Vampires sparkle in the sun, Brother." "Yeah, well, so does Armstrong." — crack!fic for Hayaaateuh
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Alphonse E., Alex A. - Complete
    Chuckles, Crusty, and Dave by Your Iron Lung reviews
    The only reason Dave doesn't laugh is because he sounds like a donkey hopped up on crack when he does.
    Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Terezi P. - Complete
    DON'T FLUSH THE TOILETS! by Half-HeartedShadow reviews
    Pranks by all your favorite Fullmetal Alchemist characters!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward E.
    Crouching Polar Bear, Hidden Badass by PwnedByPineapple reviews
    In which Prussia starts an international prank war, and Canada ragequits all over the place. Ish. Crack. For Canada Day.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
    The Spoon by xxmisfit121 reviews
    In which Kid is eccentric, Black*Star is egotistical, Liz is Indifferent, and Patty really just wanted to lick the spoon.
    Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
    Red and Black by ReticentlyYellow reviews
    Vino returns from a trip with a special task for Luck and Firo...
    Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Luck G., Firo P.
    Kid's First Pet by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
    A pet that is perfectly symmetrical? Kid found one but Liz isn't going to like it...
    Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
    Why We Shouldn't Answer the Phone by Colette's a Bimbo reviews
    Can also be called "Kyo's Answering Machine". Yuki and Shigure aren't answering their phones so everyone's calling Kyo instead. Then we add Kagura going crazy for him and we all understand why Kyo doesn't answer his phone anymore. ONESHOT!
    Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kyo S. - Complete
    Stand to Fall and Rise Again by Doppler Effect reviews
    Due to the Truth's plead, Ed lands in the alternate universe where something called magic is used. With only alchemy to back him, he has to find another way to get back home, while keeping his actions unsuspecting in a school partially run by the Minist
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
    Death the Kid Rant! by literatemermaid reviews
    Alas, no number is as great as the number 8!
    Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
    Breaking Point by purpleflavour reviews
    "The words I just said will always haunt you." How Rin deals with it. /swearing
    Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
    Appreciation by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
    "She wanted to see the stars again" - Maka has twenty four hours to reveal the location of a powerful spellbook she knows nothing of before she is executed by a witch.
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
    Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
    Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
    Let's Just Say the British are Coming by martinique.erotic reviews
    There might be that Shizuo guy, yeah. Maybe that Izaya guy, too. Let's face it, though - who's really the most dangerous person in Ikebukuro? Karisawa Erika at that certain time of the month.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Erika K., Walker Y. - Complete
    You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
    ...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
    Nitrous Oxide by Quicquidlibet reviews
    If there was one thing that Edward Elric hated more than milk, it was this. One Shot. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
    Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
    Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
    Twisted Nightmare by Keiko Sahara reviews
    Everybody knows the nice and kind Italy. Everybody treated him like a piece of land, while he just sat there and took it.What would happen if Italy were to finally snap? Who would have to pay for his suffering?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
    You know your obsessed with FMA when by AuroratheFallenAngel reviews
    The title says it all. I do not own FMA in any way shape or form.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
    How to be a HalfBlood by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
    Ever wish you were a demigod? You know you'd just get killed right? Well, if you want to be a half-blood AND live, read this guide of survival. Learn by example as various demigods get beaten up for humor's sake.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
    Welcome To My Jail Cell by West of California reviews
    Izaya's finally landed himself in jail - albeit, only on minor charges - until Namie can come to bail him out. What happens, though, when Shizuo's thrown into the same cell as everyone's favorite information broker? God only knows... Shizaya oneshot
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
    The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
    What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
    Why The Flock Should Read Fanfiction by Fangalicous08 reviews
    This is the reason the flock should read stuff on FF.N. Just a oneshot...for now. WARNING: Contains Dylan's face. You've been warned. XD. R&R?
    Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Dylan - Complete
    Wrong Choice by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
    Erika, Walker, and the gang have caught another kidnapper and are putting him through the 'manga torture'.
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Walker Y., Erika K. - Complete
    Motorcycle Mahem by RinWinters reviews
    When Patti steals Soul's bike, Kid fids a dent on one side and not the other. Oneshot
    Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
    Matching Scarves by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
    Ivan kidnaps Gilbird to make Gilbert wear a matching scarf and the chaos that follows.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
    Why Edward hates milk by Nazirul Kaizuka reviews
    Here's your answer!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
    When Pigs Fly by Val B reviews
    Kim's PMS had never gone this far; or this stupid, according to Jackie's perspective. One-shot. Crack.
    Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Kim D., Black Star - Complete
    Play Dead by Ramblings-And-Randomness reviews
    Both Ayame and Kagome are tired of Koga chasing Kagome, so Kagome comes up with a plan. What is it? Read and find out! Has been adopted by Behind.My.Smile.Is Me and is being inserted into one of her stories, so please check it out!
    Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ayame, Kouga - Complete
    Have You Seen My Polar Bear? by Mile reviews
    Canada/Japan. A request by crazylittleperson. Matthieu's always losing his polar bear, and it's up to Kiku to find the angry bear and return it to his new friend who is most definitely not anything like Alfred. For one thing, he's cuter...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Canada, Japan
    The Ultimate Weapon by JiseiHakushaku reviews
    It's time for the final battle. It's time to stop Father. Contains spoilers from the FullMetal Alchemist Manga. Crack.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward E., America - Complete
    Lemon by Mird reviews
    A lemon minus the sex and stuff.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Colored Pancakes by DigiExpert reviews
    All Patty wanted to do was make colored pancakes. However, not all goes as planned, since Kid isn't quite pleased with Patty's way of doing things and it's up to Liz to mediate before things get out of hand.
    Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Patricia T./Patti, Death The Kid - Complete
    Standing Against The Ruthless by house of the falling sun reviews
    Tohru is acting differently and keeping to herself, and then she tells Kyo a secret. When some ruthless people from her past show up looking for revenge, there is certainly hell to pay. Kyo/Tohru, Momiji/OC. No flames, ConCrit appreciated.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,064 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
    The Many Deaths of Fang the Birdkid by Vera Amber reviews
    My Life4Fang oneshot. The flock, who're running away from Flyboys, stumble upon a Life4Fang convention. The FANGirls kill the Flyboys with minkles, herring, skittles, etc. Then Fang dies 13- er, 12 times. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot. R&R?
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Fang - Complete
    Alies by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
    What happens when two of the most creepier anime villains join forces? Find out here! May be rated M in the future, and revised
    Crossover - Death Note & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Light Y., Shion S.
    150 Things no longer aloud in the Military by DN-Lover reviews
    It's a list compiled of 150 things that Ed or any else may do in the military. One-shot, and it's meant to be funny. Slight warning on some of the lines since they might be crude/and or yaoi based.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
    The Butterfly Effect by Dark Inu Fan reviews
    Nothing to do with the movie. Tohru's Foster father was shot while on the job and she finds out. Soon afterword, a cop calls the Sohma house asking for Kyoko. Is there something that our little Butterfly isn't telling us? Complete
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
    The Dormant Switch by Esinololly reviews
    What if there was another switch within Dororo that was more violent than his trauma switch? Rated M for violence and death. WIP
    Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007
    Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
    Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
    10 Ways to Get the Girl by Metalmark reviews
    Kouga is tired of Kagome never noticing his advances so he sets out to finally win her heart once and for all; his pride, reputation and straight out unharmed self on the line. Let the chaos begin!
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
    The Necklace by Rina Ninomori reviews
    Kagome is sick of Kouga and Inuyasha fighting, so as her last resort to stop them from fighting so much.. was the necklace.
    Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Kouga, Kagome H.
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    Past to Present reviews
    The team of seven-an assasin, a shinigami, and a scythemeister. The other group- a schoolgirl, an inu hanyo, a taijiya, a so called monk, and a kitsune are forced to mesh when Naraku pursues one of their own. R&R! Manga for SE, Anime IY
    Crossover - Inuyasha & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Maka A.
    Towards a new future reviews
    A kidnapped Rin is brought to Ikebukuro and changes occur. Will he help the gang war situation? Or will he become yet another pawn of Izaya's? Lame title is lame.
    Crossover - Durarara!!/デュラララ!! & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Izaya O., Rin O.
    Welcome to Onigafuchi, village of demons reviews
    Seemingly oblivious to the warnings surrounding Hinamizawa, the Host Club decides to visit there. However, the tiny village is not what it seems. Who will die? Who will disappear?
    Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kaoru H., Rena R.
    The origin of ramen reviews
    Italy's pasta kind of helped. Cracky oneshot about the World Series episode. ItaPan, if you tilt your head and squint really hard.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
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