Eggcatcher93
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Joined 08-19-10, id: 2503052, Profile Updated: 09-14-11
Author has written 6 stories for NCIS, and Castle.

Hello,

I'm currently undergoing an identity crisis right now. I don't know what to say, and therefore I don't know what to write. When I have found something productive to write, I will do so. Until then, keep the dream alive.

Yours forever,

TheCumStain

Quotes:

'I have exercised the building. This house is clear.' - Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

'Congratulations. You did it. You made the world's best cup of coffee!' - Elf.

'But I wipe my own ass.' - Big Daddy.

'Whoa. He touched the butt.' - Finding Nemo.

'Mike Wazowski' (in a really cute baby girl voice) - Monster's Inc.

'And that's all I have to say about that.' - Forrest Gump.

'The power of God compels you' - The Exorcist.

'What are they gonna do with it? Buy somethin'?' - Cowboys and Aliens

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Fog by jae-vous reviews
They tell her that her name is Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,453 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Disproving Penny by MyOwnStar reviews
I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 137,151 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Threat of Change by NightlyBlueDemons reviews
The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Reverse Crush Conundrum by Lizwontcry reviews
Everyone was so focused on Leonard's crush on Penny that her all-consuming crush on Sheldon goes unnoticed. When Sheldon finds out about her feelings, they go on an emotional and physical journey neither of them saw coming.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
Misplaced Memories by Pough reviews
When Ziva is injured, Tony must examine his feelings about her. During her recovery, the examination continues. A Tiva-fic, to be sure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Blush by jelenamichel reviews
Ziva considers what it might take to make Tony blush. **This is a very adult story. If you're under age, please skip it.**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Indigo Junction by javajive reviews
Post S5 - There is a rumour she might have ended up in Bali. He doesn't know if he will find her there or if he even wants to... - rated for swearing and some mature content - COMPLETE
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 393,844 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Fit by moonfaerie326 reviews
Tags to Bounce, slight spoilers - “The Guy did look a lot like you, was a little more fit though.” The words are stuck in his mind, and he doesn’t know exactly how he is supposed to take such words. Ziva helps him to figure it out.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Despair and Deliverance by wingsofenbarr reviews
Ziva has a traumatic encounter with her father and turns to Tony for comfort. Complications ensue. TIVA. Warning: While everything that happens is totally consensual the flavor in one of the *steamy* parts might bother some people.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Touch and Go by nancystagerat reviews
Suggestive Tiva one-shots, the first involving live weapons & willing partners in an impromptu booty-call, the second a baseball game & one very cold water bottle, the third a private reading of a very specific book, & the rest you'll have to read on for!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Help by jelenamichel reviews
Mindless TIVA fluff. Tony and Ziva help each other out. Note the M rating is there for a reason.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Where to Draw the Line by nancystagerat reviews
She'd never needed to tell him when she needed space, but "needing" and "wanting" were two very separate things and somehow of late she'd gotten the two confused. Ziva-centric, very much a character study fueled by bourbon and cigarette smoke.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
This could be beautiful by javajive reviews
Spoilers for S6 Finale, sort of. What happens after Ajira takes off. - " But that's how it is. Her and him together, they will always be an abnormality." - one shot, just because...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sawyer, Kate
Awarded by moonfaerie326 reviews
Before everything he would have been thrilled at this news. Before everything he would have been telling anyone willing to listen of all of his success. Things were different now, he had her to thank. Rated M for a reason.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Unfinished by javajive reviews
Oneshot -Sort of S6 spoilers. Set sometime after the ‘Substitute’. "It isn't right. And it's exactly how it ought to be. Fingers leading the way, lips following right behind. And the longing - it kills her. The never getting close enough.".Rated M
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kate, Sawyer
Heat wave by jelenamichel reviews
What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,685 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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Limbo reviews
It's in moments like these that he marvels at the diversity of Katherine Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
Reaching Out reviews
He's walking away, and she can't let him. (Spoilers for 47 Seconds)
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Crossing The Line reviews
Their chemistry is undeniable, their loyalty to each other is unshakable. We all know that it isn't a question about if Tony and Ziva will ever cross that line, it is a question about when. It's about whether you're going to stick around to see it happen.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Chicken reviews
Tony and Ziva have a game of chicken. Only it's not a normal game of chicken and the forfeits aren't quite the same...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Snap reviews
Ziva has been teased by Tony all week, so when Tony follows her into the ladies room after one of these 'incident', she snaps. The reaction she gives him, however, surprises them both.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Explosive reviews
The relationship between Tony and Ziva finally accedes one of mere colleagues and friends. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Please REVIEW
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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