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Author has written 51 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pokémon, How to Train Your Dragon, Lilo & Stitch, Phineas and Ferb, and Legend of Zelda.

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My status:
Currently not updating fics (see below) and/or uploading any. Easily found on my tumblr, though - or somewhere around tumblr. Can also be found on deviantArt, but probably not as often? Writing motivation currently gone, unfortunately, but I do have just a few ideas floating around . . .
(Though, they're not Percy Jackson, for any followers that are here just because of that.)

Fic Status (not including one-shots):
3, 2, 1, HAPPY V-DAY!: Completed (the first one at that).
Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs: "UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME" HIATUS.
Prank Wars: Unofficial hiatus.
Carved in Stone: Deleted. Terminated. Not gonna happen.
Pokémon Ranger Guardian Signs: "UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME" HIATUS
The Disney's Perseus: Unofficial hiatus.
More fics to come to a fanfiction archive near you.

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Alias: Max Vesta

Nicknames that no one ever really uses anymore: Ninja, Little Ninja, Mini Ninja, Little Girl, Little M, Slash, Shadow, Gingerale . . .

"I'm more of an old fashioned, 'take it down with an axe and then LOP it's head off' kinda girl." -Astrid Hofferson
"Wisdom begins in wonder." -Socrates
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid." -Unknown

"Nerds, like us, are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can't-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'You like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all. Like, 'You are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness."
-John Green

'Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the cliffs! It is Max, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!!!"'

Hair Color: Black. Just - black.
Long or Short: In the middle - just past my shoulders. Barely.
Straight or Curly: Both. (My mom's got straight and my dad's got curled.) Meaning it gets messed up and looks like a nest for a hamster. Very often. Yay.
Eye Color: Dark brown
Big or Small: . . . is this implying something? (If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, I'm not a guy.)
Tattoos: Ahahahhaha fuck that.
Piercings: Earrings

This or That
Fire or Ice:

Day or Night: Night.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Chocolate.
Tea or Soda: Soda.
Juice or Water: Water.
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Chocolate :U
Italian or Chinese: Italian.
McDonald's or Burger King: In-N-Out. XP (Burger King.)
Pizza Hut or Domino's: Pizza Hut.
Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon.
Strawberry or Blueberry: Blueberries.
Cherry or Banana: Cherry.
Summer or Winter: Summer.
Spring or Fall: Spring.
Snowy or Rainy: Rain.


I wish I were . . . a writer/mangaka.
Because I . . . like to write/draw.
Sometimes I think . . . I'm a total asshole.
Sometimes I wonder . . . if I should or shouldn't choke people in my mind.
The best feeling in the world is . . . happiness, I guess. Or pride. Maybe.
The worst feeling in the world is . . . that moment when you feel so fucking sad you just wanna beat the crap out of everything and possibly kill someone.

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total : 2
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.
You like "emo" music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/dudes are hot
Total : 6
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot
You have free-styled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Your hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 5
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 3

Guy side:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own(ed) an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks at night
Total: 18
Girl side:
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love wearing skirts
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like Swains jewelry
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
Total: 1

I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis.
I turn my back on the company of men,
accept eternal maidenhood,
and join the Hunt.

My "Personality Test" results:

So I'm an emo geek tomboy Huntress along with blah blah . . . . . well then. Well, enjoy the rest of this profile then!

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!

20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
Q1: If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
MA: I don't give a shit, man, I'm at freaking Camp Half-Blood.

Q2: Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
MA: Percy, Nico, Leo, maybe Frank . . .

Q3: Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
MA: Just take out the titans and gods and monsters and people who'll end up finding me annoying. Yeah.

Q4: Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
MA: Hera? Can't really think of anyone else. Gaia's pretty bad too, but eh.

Q5: Your Favorite PJatO book?
MA: I loved Lightning Thief, Last Olympian, and Titan's Curse, okay.

Q6: Your Favorite PJatO Character?
MA: Percy or Leo or Annabeth or . . . hm.

Q7: Favorite God or Goddess?
MA: . . . Artemis, maybe. Or Hestia?

Q8: Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
MA: "Take me to Camp. Now. Please?"

Q9: You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
MA: Anyone. Besides, y'know, monsters and stuff.

Q10: You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island . . . who got stranded with you?
MA: . . . depends on how I got stranded.

Q11: Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus . . . what is your answer to this disturbing question?
MA: "Pedophile."

Q12: Favorite PJatO Pairing?
MA: Percabeth.

Q13: You and the Big Three are on Olympus . . . . ????
MA: Cause all the chaos in the mortal world.

Q14: If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
MA: Anywhere, all day erryday.

Q15: Favorite PJatO Quote?
MA: Just keep scrolling, you'll reach a crapton of them.

Q16: Favorite Percy Moment?
MA: Supreme lord of the bathroom comes up.

Q17: Favorite Nico Moment?
MA: "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

Q18: Favorite god or goddess Moment?
MA: Poseidon forcing Zeus to admit he needed help with Typhon.

Q19: Favorite Grover Moment?
MA: Grover loses his pants.

Q20: Favorite Random Moment?
MA: Just this series, man.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
erseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
lectricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.
iptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
larisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
ellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
nnabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.
hiron. The trainer of heroes.
aleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
on of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)
lympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.
emesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.
ever back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .
ionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
ephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo).
mpathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
upa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
orpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)
ersephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
rtemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
othing lasts forever. Even the gods.
witched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.

You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.

One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

A half-blood of the eldest gods

Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,

To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'
To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown
Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown
Wisdom's daughter walks alone
the Mark of Athena burns through Rome.


"There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle."
-Edward Elric

"Life's a bitch, so if it's easy, you're doing it wrong."
-Core Pride, song by UVERWorld, used as Blue Exorcist theme 1

'"Braccas meas vascimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"'
-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief, pg166

"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it."
"Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
-Percy and Annabeth Chase, Lightning Thief, pg195

"Annabeth . . ." I stammered. "How did you . . . how long have you . . ."
"Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"That shadow I saw this morning-that was-" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, were you looking in my bedroom window?"
"There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself."
-The Sea of monsters, pg23

'I almost didn't recognize her. She was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.'
-Sea of Monsters, pg168

'Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.'
-Sea of Monsters, pg183

"Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables?"
"That's hummus. Hubris is much worse."
"What could be worse than hummus?"
-Percy and Annabeth, Sea of Monsters, pg199

'I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Oh, right."
-The Titan's Curse, pg12

'“Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)'
-Titan's Curse, pg36

“You're a stalker with hooves."
"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”
-Percy and Grover, Titan's Curse

'When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then . . . well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
-Titan's Curse, pg184-187

Zoe:"Where is the dam snack bar?"
Grover:"The dam snack bar?"
Zoe:"Yes, what is so funny?"
Grover:"Nothing, I could use some dam french fries."
Thalia:"And I need to use the dam restroom."
Zoe:"I do not understand."
Grover:"I wanna use the dam water fountain."
Thalia:"And I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
-Titan's Curse, pg208

"Think positive. Tomorrow, you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to see you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Just the two of you."
-The Battle of the Labyrinth, pg2

'It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering, and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.'
-Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg45

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! . . . CLASS DISMISSED!"
-Percy, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg201

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. You can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat and vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.
-Battle of the Labyrinth, the infamous pg203

'I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."'
-Percy, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg307

"With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
-Nico di Angelo, Last Olympian, pg128

'Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching towards us.
"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."
I figured it was the best offer I would get, so I stepped out from behind the school bus. I walked up the bridge in plain sight, straight towards the enemy.'
-Percy and Annabeth, The Last Olympian, pg181

"I'm so cool I wanna date myself, but I can't figure out how! You wanna date me instead?"
-Leo Valdez, Lost Hero

Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"
-Lost Hero

"I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. Gonna take the tool belt a while to recharge. What you got, man?"
-Lost Hero

"Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."
-Lost Hero

Leo closed his hand and the fire went out. "Didn't want to look like a freak."
"I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell, 'Flame on!'"
Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!'"
-Lost Hero

"Now you show up?" he demanded. "After fifteen years? Great parenting, Fur Face. Where do you get off sticking your ugly nose into my dreams?"
[a few paragraphs later] . . . .
"I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really. I thought about speaking to you at your mom's funeral. Then again when you were in fifth grade . . . that science project you made, steam-powered chicken chucker. Very impressive."
"You saw that?"
Hephaestus pointed to the nearest worktable, where a shiny bronze mirror showed a hazy image of Leo asleep on the dragon's back.
"Is that me?" Leo asked. "Like—me right now, having this dream—looking at me having a dream?"
-Lost Hero

Piper gripped his hand and followed him. "If I fall, you're catching me."
"Uh, sure." Jason hoped he wasn't blushing.
Leo stepped out next. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ain't holding your hand."
-The Lost Hero

Leo looked stunned. He glanced behind him, like Khione might be talking to somebody else. For a second Jason was worried. He figured Leo didn't have beautiful goddesses make him offers like this every day.
Then Leo laughed so hard, he doubled over. "Yeah, join you. Right. Until you get bored of me and turn me into a Leosicle? Lady, nobody messes with my dragon and gets away with it. I can't believe I thought you were hot."
Khione's face turned red. "Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold."
She shot a blast of wintry sleet at the demigods, but Leo held up his hand. A wall of fire roared to life in front of them, and the snow dissolved in a steamy cloud.
Leo grinned. "See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It—freaking—melts."
-The Lost Hero

'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.'

'Percy's eyes lit up. "Like Capture-The-Flag. I think I like capture-the-flag."'

'Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.
"There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on your floor, whatever."
Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'"
"Yes," Mars sad. "Is that not clear?"
"Well, my lord . . . usually prophecies are unclear. They're wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and . . ."
Mars casually popped off another grenade off his belt. "Yes?"
"The prophecy is clear!" Octavian announced. "A quest!"'

'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .'

"We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!"
"Enough, Dakota," Reyna said. "Let's leave Larry's podex out of this."

"She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind."
"That I would've paid to see," Frank said. "I mean - her expression. Not, you know, the baths."
"Frank!" Hazel fanned her face like she need air.'

"Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.'

'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . .
He froze in his tracks.
"Percy?" Frank asked. "What's wrong?"
Percy tried desperately to concentrate. Where had those thoughts come from? Architecture, books . . . Annabeth had taken him to a library once, back home in - in - The memory faded. Percy slimmed his fist into the side of a bookshelf.'

"The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres."
Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?"
"Long story."

"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'"
"You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"'Baby man'?" Frank spluttered.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?"
If they hadn't been in such a bad situation, Percy's expression might have made her laugh.'
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg341

"I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?"
Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway."
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg348

"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Canadians," Percy said.
Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?"
"Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada."
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg350

"Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?"
"With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."
Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"
This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could tell he was cursing.
"Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that."
Percy and Frank both cussed like horses and held on desperately while Hazel wrapped her arms around Arion's neck.
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg439-440

"Of course, once you've been stuck with a label - like dyslexic, disruptive, troublemaker - it's pretty hard to change things back, because you're dealing with people's perceptions. They don't see "you" anymore, they just see the label."
-Demigods and Monsters

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It is located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.
. . . my village. In a word; sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have . . . ."
"Most people would leave. Not us. We're vikings, we have stubbornness issues. My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worse. Parents believe that a hideous name will ward off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that."
Random Viking: "AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Mornin!"
-Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, How to Train Your Dragon

"Well, nice of you to join the party. I thought you'd been carried off."
"Wha, who, me? Nah, I'm way to muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all *flexes* this."
"Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?"
"The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well, littler."
-Gobber the Belch and Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon

"Aw come on, let me out! Please! I need to make my mark!"
"Oh you've made plenty of marks. all in the wrong places."
"Please! Two minutes, I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better! I might even get a date!"
"You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even through one of these!"
"Okay, fine, but this will throw it for me." *hits Viking*
"See, now this right here is what I'm talking about."
"Bu- a, mild calibration-"
"Hiccup. If you ever wanna get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all this."
"But you just pointed to all of me!"
"Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you."
"Oh ho ho."
"Oh ho, that's it."
"You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained. There will be consequences!"
"I'll take my chances. Sword, sharpen, now."
-Gobber and Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon

"One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronckles are tough, taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status. . . . And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire. . . . But the ultimate prize is the dragon that no one has ever seen. We call it the- "Night Fury!" "Get down!"
This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and *building gets blasted* Never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'M gonna be the first."
"Man the fort, Hiccup. They need me out there. Stay. Put. There. . . You know what I mean. AHH!!"
-Hiccup and Gobber, How to Train Your Dragon

"It's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed the meat off his sandwich. Excuse me bar maid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered for an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This 'ere, this is a talkin fish bone!"
"Now, you're thinkin about it this all wrong. It's not so much what you LOOK like he can't stand, it's what's INSIDE."
". . . thank you, for summing that up."
-Hiccup and Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon

"Oh yeah, perfect. And when I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself. What could possibly go wrong?"
-Gobber, HTTYD

"Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. Huh, what's with that?"
-Gobber, HTTYD

"When I was a boy-"
"Oh here we go."
"-my father told me to bang my head against a rock. I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I did it. And you know what happened?"
"You got a headache."
-Stoick and Gobber, HTTYD

"Hey, hands off my shield!"
"There's like a million shields!"
"Take that one, it has flowers on it. Girls like flowers."
*grabs shield and bangs his head* "Oops, now this one has blood on it."
-Ruffnut and Tuffnut, HTTYD

"Thunderdrum . . . . extremely danger, kill on sight . . . Timberjack . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . Scauldren . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . . Changewing . . . . kill on sight . . . Gronckle, Zippleback, the Scrill, Boneknapper, Whispering Death . . . launch it's victims, buries it's victims, chokes it's victims, turns it's victims inside out . . . extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous . . . . kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight . . . Night Fury. Speed, unknown. Size, unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Do not engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide, and pray it does not find you."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Duh duh duh, we're dead. . . . Whoa whoa whoa, and where do you think you're going?"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Toothless, down. Gently. *wings flap out* See? Nothing to be afraid of. *fast take off* Waah!! TOOTHLESS! What is wrong with you? Bad dragon! He's, uh, he's not usually like this. Oh no. *goes underwater* Toothless what are you doing, we need her to like us! . . And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my- CHEAT SHEET!!"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Everything we know about you guys . . . is wrong."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend-"
"Thank you, for summing that up. Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better for everyone."
"Yup. The rest of us would've done it. So why didn't you? . . . Why didn't you?"
"I don't know. I couldn't."
"That's not an answer."
"Why is this so important to you all of the sudden?"
"Because I wanna remember what you say, right now."
"Oh for the love of- I was a coward, I was weak. I wouldn't kill a dragon!"
"You said wouldn't that time."
"Ah, ge whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first viking who wouldn't kill a dragon."
". . . first to ride on though. So . . .?"
"I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself."
". . . I bet he's really frightened now. What are you gonna do about it?"
"Ah, I dunno. Probably something stupid."
"Good, but you've already done that."
" . . . then something crazy."
"That's more like it."
-Astrid Hofferson and Hiccup, HTTYD

Tuffnut: "You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon."
Hiccup: "Uh, I-"
Tuffnut: "It's me."
Snotlout: "I love this plan."
Ruffnut: "You're crazy. I like that."

"As soon as we break open this mountain, all Hel is gonna break loose."
"And my undies. Good thing I brought extras!"
-Stoick and Gobber, HTTYD

"Look at us! Look at us! We're on dragons, we're on dragons, all of us!" . . . .
"Everyone knows I'm more irritating! Blahaehdelkhaejhlkjoijy!"
-Tuffnut, HTTYD

"Every thread of stubborn, boneheaded viking you ever were."
-Gobber, HTTYD

"This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides, are the pets. Well other places have ponies or parrots. We have . . . . dragons. *Toothless screech*"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

Ruffnut: "Wait. You mean if we don't hear anything, we're dead?"
Tuffnut: "I don't hear anything."
Phil the sheep: "BAAAA!"
Everyone: "AH!"
Gobber: "Ah haha, good one Phil!"
-Legend of the Boneknapper

"No worries, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times."
"Well that's, comforting."
-Gobber and Hiccup, Legend of the Boneknapper

"But then, from the depths of the ocean, lept forth a hammerhead whale! . . . . I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater! Then deep within the boiling e crater, lept out the giant hammerhead yak! . . . Then, captured, I did what any brave viking would do. 'HELP!!' The gods must of heard my prayers. It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt. 'Oh, you missed!' 'Wait for it.' Then, from the center of the earth blasted out the hammerhead yak RIDING the hammerhead whale! 'Deploy the yak.'"
-Gobber, Legend of the Boneknapper

"Find a happy place, find a happy place . . ."
-Snotlout, Legend of the Boneknapper

Hiccup: "Gobber! Take of your pants!"
Everyone else: "NO!!!"
-Legend of the Boneknapper

Hiccup: . . . . "Give him back his bone!"
Gobber: "Nooooooo!"
Hiccup: "Give him back his bone!"
Gobber: "Nooooooooo!! Nooooooo- alright."
-Legend of the Boneknapper

pants fall down* Gobber: "Eh heh heh."
*everyone groans*
Hiccup: Oh, it's gonna give me nightmares.
-Legend of the Boneknapper

'This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one upside is our annual holiday. We call it Snoggletog. Why we chose such a stupid name remains a mystery, but with the war long over and with dragons living amongst us, this year's Snoggletog promises to be one to remember.'
-Hiccup, 'The Gift of the Night Fury'

"Well good morning, Mr. Bossy."
*Toothless does a chatter thing*
*Hiccup imitates the chatter thing with something that sounds like "Nng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng."*
-Hiccup and Toothless, 'The Gift of the Night Fury'

Gobber while having reindeer antlers covered in mistletoe on his head and lanterns in his hand: "You're right! We are Vikings! We're tough! *bells on his interchangeable hand jingle* . . . most of the time. Let's sing some Snoggletog songs."
-Gobber, 'The Gift of the Night Fury'

Tuffnut: "What's that smell? Is that you? *shoves Ruffnut*"
Astrid: "It's yak nog! *pours some lumpy, bad milkeggyak looking mix into cup*"
Tuffnut: "Uch, if I drink that, I'm gonna yak nog all over the place."
Astrid: "Maybe you'd rather taste a punch in the face?"
Snotlout: "Astrid, it sounds delightful, I'd love one. *drinks; blech sound* You could really taste the yak. *after Astrid leaves; starts looking like he's gonna throw up*"
Ruffnut: "Are you crying?"
-'The Gift of the Night Fury'

"Bad dragon! Very bad dragon! You scared me to death! Don't ever stay away that long again, and what is in your mouth?"
*Toothless yaks dragon saliva onto Hiccup while putting on his helmet*
Everyone: Ewww.
"Yeah, you found my helmet . . . Hey! You found my helmet! That's where you've been? Buddy, thank you. You are amazing. *hug*"
-Hiccup, 'The Gift of the Night Fury'

"Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are the ones you keep close to your heart.
Okay, bud, are you ready? *Toothless nods; Hiccup unhooks his prosthetic from the saddle, stands on it, then flips off, divebombing side-by-side with Toothless*
Turns out, that was the best Snoggletog ever. That year, I gave my best friend a pretty great gift. *latches back onto saddle* Yee-hoo! *flies extremely fast past the trees and mountains* He gave me a better one."
-Hiccup, 'The Gift of the Night Fury' (The first time I saw this part, I cried. A lot. It's just . . . oh my god, I love these two. I mean, Toothless could've flown independently, but he practically said, "No, I WANT to need you." It's . . . oh god. I need a moment again.)

'So, Hiccup, how did you train a Night Fury?'
'First I had to get his attention. Then I needed to earn his trust. Everyone wonders what it's like to fly. And now, thanks to Toothless, we know. These islands are full of dragons, but I've never seen another Night Fury. I have so many questions about him. But I know one thing. Toothless didn't just become my friend. He became the friend who gave me my purpose.'
Gobber and Hiccup, 'The Book of Dragons'

"Well then, I'd better finish up these Night Fury pages. There's still so much to learn."
"Yeah! Like how fast Toothless can go."
"Well, to be honest, I don't know his top speed, but . . . oh! Somebody wants to find out, does he?"
"Last one to the peak has to clean the stables!"
-Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Astrid, 'The Book of Dragons'

'I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.'
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg39

"Oh no," I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no! Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god in my head!!"
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg218

"Now, now," Bast said. "It's not so bad."
"Right," I said. "We're stuck in Washington, D.C. We have two days to make it to Arizona and stop a god we don't know how to stop. And if we can't, we'll never see our dad or Amos again, and the world might end."
"That's the spirit!" Bast said brightly. "Now, let's have a picnic."
-Bast and Carter, Red Pyramid, pg241

"Hey, moose!” I screamed.
The Set animal locked its glowing eyes on me.
Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor!
Shut up, I thought.'
-Carter and Horus, Red Pyramid, pg269

"Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects."
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg373 (X3)

"Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"
"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.
"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus."
-Carter, Sekhemet, and Horus, Red Pyramid, pg417

'She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?"
"What did... he looked like a guy. So?"
"A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?"
"I guess . . . Not the dog-headed guy."
"I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument.
"Good-looking. I knew it!"
And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house.
My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.'
-Carter and Sadie Kane, Red Pyramid, pg508

"I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems- whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I was seeing a flying horse."
-Carter, Throne of Fire, pg91 (8D)

'"Go," Anubis said. "I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie."
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. . . . . .
And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life-well, that was nobody's business, was it?'
-Sadie, Throne of Fire, pg113

'"Would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "We used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?"
Ra poked his bald head above the throne. "Treat?"
"How about a stuffed date?" Apohpis pulled on out of the air. "You used to love stuffed dates, didn't you? All you have to do is come out and let me devour-I mean, entertain you."
"Want a cookie," Ra said.
"What kind?"
"Weasel cookie."
I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.'
-Carter, Throne of Fire, pg411

"Sweet mother of mutton, (hugs a box of meat) I've dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!"
"How is it that I have ghost powers and you're the weird kid?"
-Tucker Foley and Danny Phantom, 'Mystery Meat', Danny Phantom

Danny: "Aw, man! If only I had something I could take this out on!"
Box Ghost: (to a box full of paper) I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your marvelous squareness shall be mine!
Danny: (transforms to ghost mode) Hello, misplaced aggression!
Tucker: You've got five minutes . . .
Danny: Which is four more than I need.
-'One of a Kind', Danny Phantom

"Dude, you are one seriously crazed up froot loop."
-Danny Fenton, 'Bitter Reunions', Danny Phantom

Danny: Sam, hide!
Sam: No time! (tackles Danny into the bushes)
Valerie: (arrives at where Danny was) No escaping me now, ghost boy! (sees Danny and Sam kissing)
Danny, Sam: Aaah!
Sam: Do you mind?!
Valerie: Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. (Valerie flies off)
Sam: That sounded like Valerie. (Looks at Danny, who's smiling like a lovesick idiot) Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
Danny: (Nervously) No! Why, did you?
(cuts to school)
Tucker: Wait . . . you guys kissed?
Danny, Sam: No! It was a fake-out make-out!!
Tucker: But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?
-'Shades of Grey', Danny Phantom

"I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere, and suddenly she's the biggest thing since MP3s. It's so . . . so-"
"Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubblegum is preventing true musical artists from being heard?"
"I was going to say weird, but uh, okay!"
-Danny Fenton and Sam Manson, 'Fanning the Flames', Danny Phantom

"You do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension?"
"Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina."
"You know, he has a point."
-Sam, Tucker Foley, and Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames'

"Wow. I just never realized; you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building." . . . .
"Danny, stop! Don't come any closer!"
"But . . . you're over there, and I'm over here. I wanna be over there!"
"Wait . . . I know that look. That's the same longing puppy dog look you give Paulina!"
"Who's Paulina? . . ."
"That's a pleasant side effect."
-Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames'

"Sam . . . Sam . . . . Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony . . and I can understand everything we're saying."
"Danny! Open up!"
"You want me to open up? Well, okay. One time, when I was five, I really wanted a puppy, but my parents-"
"Will you knock it off!?"
-Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (lovesick Danny . . . hilariously cute)

"You don't really feel that way about me, and I don't really feel that way about you!"
" . . . so why are you still holding my hands?"
-Sam and Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (so lovesick Danny=confident and slightly smug Danny . . . interesante . . .)

"If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. Something horrible that will break the spell, like Sam kissing Dash. Or worse. (throws mic to Tucker) Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing!"
"Wait, you want me to sing? But you said I stink!"
"Heh, I was just kidding! You rock! You rock out loud!"
"You got that right!"
-Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Fanning the Flames'

"Now's the best time to say, "Gosh, Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult.""
"I'm fourteen. I don't really care."
-Mr. Lancer and Danny Fenton, 'Teacher of the Year'

"You are no match for me, for I am Technus! Master of-"
"Master of long winded introductions! Do you ever stop talking about yourself!?"
-Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Teacher of the Year'

"I don't know what's scarier; the underwear, or the fact that he carries them in his coat."
-Tucker, 'Fright Night/Knight'

(in Tucker's body) "Hi! I'm Tucker! Don't let the PDA and the glasses and lack of muscles fool you, I'm a stud." (comes out)
"I hate when you do that."
-Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40s', might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!"
-Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Great. At midnight, I get my powers back, at 12:01, the belt zaps me, and at 12:02, Vlad tries to make out with my mom. Those are going to be the worst two minutes of my life."
-Danny, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Maddie! Daniel! You've returned to me! Ooh, and not a moment too soon."
"Danny, go somewhere else while the adults talk."
"Oh, sure, Mom. You and Vlad get cozy. If you need me, I'll be over there . . . barfing."
-Vlad Masters, Maddie Fenton (Danny's mom), and Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts'

"But how do I get through the thick head of a 14 year old boy!? . . . oh darn it." (cuts to next scene where she's wearing make up and a ridiculously HIDEOUS girly outfit)
-Sam, 'Memory Blank'

"So, this is a photo I have of us from eighth grade. This is the same photo you have in your locker. Notice anything?"
"Yeah. You broke into my locker and doctored an old photo of me. You must really like me. . . . Or you're nuts. You're not nuts, are you?"
-Sam and Danny Fenton, 'Memory Blank'

"That might just be the coolest girl on the planet."
"Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts."
-Danny and Tucker, 'Memory Blank'

"Phew, what is that smell?"
"This? It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley by Tucker Foley". It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it."
"Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie."
-Danny Fenton and Tucker, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"Fenton, you're in here too? (starts multiplying) Four. Six. Eight. Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! . . . Ahh! Run for our lives!"
"Are you kidding? I have been trying to do that trick for months, that is so wrong!"
-Kwan and Danny Fenton, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with HER." (points to Paulina)
"Yeah, uh . . . I kinda doubt that."
-Sam and Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! (pauses . . . facepalms) Bert Rand, Bertrand, how did I miss that?"
-Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(from outside the hospital) "Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet."
(from inside the hospital) "Let me go!"
"Still, technically not a cry for help."
"Well, not a cry for me."
"Ah, dang."
-Tucker and Danny, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(Spectra just turned into a snot monster)
"There's a "you blew it" pun somewhere, but, I'd rather not."
-Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(snot monster Spectra is punched by Danny and Danny's arm gets covered in snot)
"You know, if my life wasn't at stake, I would hurl right now."
"Okay, that's it. Let's boogie!"
"See, that's the kinda pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment."
-Danny Phantom and Spectra, 'Doctor's Orders'

"Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party, AT MY OWN HOUSE!"
-Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio'

"Listen up, people. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead."
"Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?"
"You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear."
-Danny Fenton and Dash Baxter, 'Pirate Radio'

"Dash, you're with me on offense. We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship."
"So, I get to hit some people?"
"Oh, yeah! (Dash grabs Danny's shirt) Not me!"
(Lets go of Danny's shirt) "Sorry, old habits."
-Danny Fenton and Dash, 'Pirate Radio'

"Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here." (you could practically hear the ding from his idea)
(opens the refrigerator and presses the button) "Yep, next to the ham!"
Computer: Defense system activated. Also, the ham has spoiled.
-Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio'

Maddie: And while the Ecto-Skeleton can enhance your natural ability 100 fold, using it could be fatal.
Jack: Which is exactly why I'll be using it. Because if the suit's killing anybody, it's gonna be me.
Maddie: (knocks out Jack) You're already weak from the first time you used the suit. I'll be going in.
Jazz: (knocks out Maddie) Forget it, Mom. Danny needs both of you. I'm doing this.
Sam's Dad: (knocks out Jazz) I'll do it!"
Sam's Mom: (knocks out Sam's Dad) I'll do it!
Some woman: (knocks out Sam's Mom) I'll do it!
(everyone continues knocking each other out)
Danny Phantom: I thought I was gonna have to blast everybody with the ghost ray, but . . this is much more efficient.
-'Reign of Terror'

"I call fun Danny!" (runs out with fun Danny)
"Say, you wear an awful lot of black for a superhero sidekick. Have you considered switching to bright primary colors!?"
"Tucker, wait up!"
-Tucker, "Superhero Danny Phantom", and Sam, 'Identity Crisis'

"Dueling doppelgangers, have you lost your half of our mind!?"
"Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet."
-"Super Danny" and "Fun Danny", 'Identity Crisis'

"Curse this infernal messy room. This looks like a job for . . . the vacuum cleaner!"
-Super Danny Fenton, 'Identity Crisis'

Super Danny Phantom: We have to stop him!
Fun Danny Phantom: Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.
Tucker: It'll be fun?
Sam: You'll get to hit stuff?
Fun Danny Phantom: Sweet.
-'Identity Crisis"

"Danny, you okay? You look a little-"
"Crazy? Don't say crazy!"
"I was going to say, you look a little like you've been on a big spinning table. Why? Do you think you're crazy?"
-Danny Fenton and Sam, 'Fenton Menace'

Jazz: This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny's eye twitches) He needs a normal family outing; one that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Danny: Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here? Ow! (To "invisible ghost") And will you stop poking me?!
Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey! Sure, Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we cant work out here.
Danny: (Youngblood pokes him again) Back off, punk! (Grabs an ecto-gun and starts shooting up the lab with it forcing Maddie, Jazz, and Jack to take cover behind some boxes)
Maddie: I'll pack the sleeping bags.
Jack: And I'll get the ghost hunting equipment! (Jazz and Maddie glare at Jack) And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean . . . uh the—the other sleeping bags!
-'Fenton Menace'

Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts.
Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot . . .
Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears . . . and a parrot.
-'Fenton Menace'

"You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart."
-Danny Fenton, 'Fenton Menace'

"More importantly, what's with you?"
"I am Box Lunch! Daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!"
"Um, eww."
-Danny Phantom and Box Lunch, 'Ultimate Enemy'

Tucker: Danny, who was that ghost you were fighting?
Danny: That was Box Lunch, the daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady.
Sam, Tucker: Yikes.
Danny: Actually, it's more of an "eww."
-'Ultimate Enemy'

"My voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty. Everywhere I turn my stupid future is smacking me in the face! (gets hit in the head by the stupidly named boooo-merang) Ow!"
-Danny Phantom, 'Ultimate Enemy'

Danny: (opens door, not seen cause of the shadows [why doesn't that happen in real life, huh??])
Maddie: Ghost!
Jack: No, it's Santa!
Danny: (voice over) They're both sorta right.
-'The Fright Before Christmas'

"Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost attacks, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, then we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty or . . . some such nonsense."
-Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons'

"That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!"
"No. Actually, you caught one ghost, three times. All of them me!"
-Jazz and Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons'

"Danny, are you all right?"
"No, no. Here, let me save you the trouble." (Presses a button on the thermos, allowing himself to get sucked in)
-Jazz and Danny Phantom, 'Secret Weapons'

(in broom closet)
Tucker: You want us to say something to her?
Danny: I am perfectly capable of talking to my own sister.
Sam: Which is why you're hiding from her in a broom closet?
Danny: Am not.
Jazz: (outside door) Danny? You in there?
Danny: Hide me! (jumps into trash can)
-'Secret Weapons'

"Are you mad, child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form!?"
"You upgraded to a mullet?"
-Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Flirting With Disaster'

Sam: He's pushing Danny and Valerie together! (Tucker starts laughing) If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
Tucker: Haha, you wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he'll react to that?
(cuts to Danny laughing his head off at school)
Sam: Are you done yet?
Danny: No. (continues laughing) Okay, now I'm done.
-'Flirting with Disaster'

Tucker Danny? Listen . . .
Danny Not now, Tucker, I'm busy writing in your voice! Would Tucker say it like that?
Tucker But . . .
Sam A little more nerd, and a little less suave.
-'King Tuck'

(in the past, sees college kids with 80s style)
Danny P: Destroy the past? And what, lose all this culture?
Random person: Totally awesome outfit dude! (thumbs up)
Danny: Oh great, I blend.
-'Masters of All Time'

"The one good thing of having scientist parents: alternate time-line—totally valid excuse."
-Danny Phantom, 'Masters of All Time' (I wish that'd be a valid excuse for me . . .)

"A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!"
"Hey! I have totally hit puberty! (reaches in his shirt and pulls out a white hair) See that? Totally a chest hair."
-Guy in White and Danny Phantom, 'Double Cross My Heart' (Sanny fans, eat your heart out)

"I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed. I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?"
-Dani Fenton (SHE'S AWESOME!!!), 'Kindred Spirit'

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up froot loop."
"A froot loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A frootloop would not have been able to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet! I. AM. NOT. A. FROOT LOOP!!!"
-Danny Fenton and Vlad Plasmius, 'Kindred Spirits'

(After Vlad reveals his plan to clone Danny) "Oh yeah, nothing loopy about that."
-Danny Fenton, 'Kindred Spirit'

Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Skulker: My girlfriend says I'm a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind.
Danny: Wow.
Skulker: Frightened now?
Danny: No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend.
Skulker: Now that just plain hurts . . .
-'Girls' Night Out'

"How is this possible?"
"You become invisible, pass through solid objects, and emit beams of energy from your hands, and you ask 'How is this possible'?"
Danny Phantom and Frostbite, 'Urban Jungle'

Danny: Why are there so many of your people watching us?
Frostbite: Ha! It is not every moon that my people get an opportunity to see their leader train one as legendary as you, O Great One.
Danny: You mean they're hoping I'll mess up, huh?
Frostbite: Indeed. These people live in a frozen wasteland, they take their comedy where they can get it.
-'Urban Jungle'

"Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear!" (opens it, a "spooky thermos" comes out)
"Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it."
-Box Ghost (funniest. Ghost. EVER) and Danny Fenton, 'Boxed Up Fury'

Danny, Tucker: (Start eating the sandwiches the Box Ghost threw at them)
Box Ghost: Wait . . . what are you doing?
Danny: Tasting our doom, and I have to tell ya, it's kinda dry.
Tucker: You wouldn't happen to have any spicy mustard of doom, would ya?
-'Boxed Up Fury'

"Plagues, pestilence, boy bands. Whoa, this is one evil box."
-Danny Phantom, 'Boxed Up Fury' (I agree . . . BOY BANDS??)

"That's all you do? Put people to sleep? You sure you're not a teacher?"
-Danny Phantom, 'Frightmare' (Sanny fans, have a parade!)

"I gotta get to Danny, fast. . . . Or slow, slow's good. . . . Or slower, even slower's better . . . "
-Dani Phantom, 'D-Stabilized'

"Hm, three loose photos of you and your underwear . . . Nine more, and you can have your own calender!"
-Tucker, 'Phantom Planet'

Jazz: Danny, what are you thinking?
Danny: Give me one good reason I should keep my powers.
Tucker: You're the target of hundreds of evil ghosts! Oh, wait that's bad. I'll get back to finding something that rhymes with "Phantom".
-'Phantom Planet'

"Uh, okay, Cosmo, you like to dress up like a princess and pretend to rule the bathroom when Wanda goes shopping."
-Timmy Turner, 'Timmy's Secret Wish'

-Timmy Turner, 'Timmy's Secret Wish' (LMFAO.)

"Evil babies first!"
-Anti-Poof (Foop), 'Timmy's Secret Wish'

"Poof poof poof!"
"That's the most brilliant legal argument I've ever heard!"
-Poof and a Fairy Council member, 'Timmy's Secret Wish'

'Nellie spat out the rag and rasped, "Get the Kabra chick!"
"Natalie?" Fiske exclaimed. "She's fallen completely to pieces."
"Get her!" Nellie demanded. "Anybody with eyebrows plucked like that knows how to use a tweezers!"
Reagan bounded across the room and came back with a shivering, mewling Natalie.
"I can't!" she wheezed.
Fiske poured alcohol over the girl's beautifully manicured fingers. "You must."
Still protesting, her eyes tightly shut, she took over the instrument from Phoenix. "I can't do it! You can't make me - oh!" she said in sudden surprise. "This?" And when she pulled the tweezers out of the wound, the tips were firmly grasping a flattened, blood-slimed bullet.
Nellie laughed - and promptly fainted.'
-'Cahills VS. Vespers: The Medusa Plot', pg194

Squirtle: "Go talk to it, you're like family!"
Bulbasaur: "I have no family, just call me an orphan."
Charmander: "He has a point!"
Squirtle: "Chicken"
-'Island of the Giant Pokémon'

"It's hard to imagine Brock married."
"You know, we'll be married someday too."
"Yeah . . . . HUH!?"
-Ash and Misty, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Take it from me, it's a lot easier to like someone who likes you, than to like someone who doesn't."
"But how do you know?"
*blushes* "Huh? Well that's- what I've heard."
-Misty and Brock, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Imagine that: James has a girlfriend."
"Mmm hmm . . . HUH!?"
-Jesse and Meowth, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Well Ash, what do you think?"
"Well, right now I wish my mom had named me Bob instead of Ash"
-Tracey and Ash, 'Pokémon Movie 2000'

Misty: "They're not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other."
Tracey: "You know what? It's exactly the same thing with you and Ash!"
Ash and Misty: ". . . YOU MUST BE CRAZY!!"
-Wherefore Art Thou, Pokemon?

"It was Foaly's idea to mechanize the whole procedure. He had the warlocks do their thing into lithium batteries, and then set up a network of receiver dishes around the designated area. Sounds simple? Well, it wasn't. But there were definite advantages. Batteries didn't try to show off to each other."
-Artemis Fowl

"Yes, we get it," said Artemis. "How long will it take to weave the spell?"
No1 chewed his lip for a moment. "About as long as it takes for you two to remove your clothing."
"Hurkk," said Artemis half-choking with surprise.
"D'Arvit,"swore Holly.
"I think we all know what D'Arvit means," said No1. "But hurkk is not English. Unless you meant hark, which I suppose could be relevant. Or perhaps you were speaking Dutch, and then hurk would translate as squat." No1 paused for a wink. "Which means squat to me."
Artemis leaned close to the demon's cornet-shaped ear. "Why do we need to take our clothes off?"
"That is a very good quesion," said Holly into the other ear.' . . .
. . . 'No1 noticed both Artemis's and Holly's awkward expressions and took pity on them.
"I suppose you can keep one thing, if you must. A small garment, but make sure it's your color, because you could be wearing it for a really long time.". . . .
. . . ."Nice underwear," snickered Foaly form the screen, momentarily forgetting the gravity of the situation.
Artemis was wearing a pair of red Armani boxer shorts, which were pretty much the same color as his face."
-Time Paradox

"Understood. Don't hang around, Arty. Get up, get down, and back to the car."
Artemis was surprised Holly would call him that. It was his mother's pet name for him.
"Got it. Up, down, and back."
-Time Paradox

Artemis thought it would be nice to stay here and talk like this, but one cage over his future was escaping with his past.
-Artemis Fowl and The Time Paradox, pg134

"Why don't we look for magic stones that grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, then you could search my naked body for a mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere."
-Orion, Atlantis Complex

"I really think we should search for my birthmark."
-Guess who (look up), Atlantis Complex

"If he asks you to look for birthmarks, say no immediately."
-Foaly, Atlantis Complex

"Smite it with what?" Foaly said. "You secret birthmark?"
-Atlantis Complex

'I am not in pain, thought Artemis. They must have given me something.
And then: I should lighten the mood.
"Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
"D'Arvit," said Holly. "It's the knight in shining armor."
"Hmm," said Foaly. "That's how Atlantis goes. As it prgresses, you can never predict what will set it off. I thought the cocktail of drugs would bring back Artemis, but at least Orion will tell us what Artemis is up to." He leaned in closer. "Orion, you noble youth. Do you happen to know the password for Artemis's firewall?"
"Of course I do," said Artemis. "It's D-O-N-K-E-Y space B-O-Y."
Foaly was halfway through writing this down when the penny dropped.'
-Atlantis Complex

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
-Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss

Kukai: *after everyone's done Character Transforming* Together we make . . . the Guardian 5!
Amu: *sweatdrop* Eh? What was that about!?
Kukai: I've just always wanted to say that.
-'I'll Get the Embryo!', Shugo Chara

"I am the great Michelangelo! And this is the Sistine Chapel!"
"Oh yeah? If you're so great, what did you do to the other fifteen chapels? Oh, got you there! *smirk*"
-Michelangelo (duh) and Yakko Warner, 'Animaniacs; Hooked on a Ceiling'

Yakko: Wait a minute - you expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding, and paint naked people all over a church?
Warners: WE'LL DO IT!
Yakko, while Wakko and Dot play instruments in the background: But we're not doing it for the sake of art. And we're not doing it for the sake of money. No, we're doing it because . . . we like painting naked people!
-'Hooked on a Ceiling'

"Our vacation is more than halfway over. And what have we accomplished? *looks through Ferb's log* Okay, so we built a rollercoaster, traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. See, we've hardly done anything. We need a real challenge. We need to make the biggest, longest, funnest Summer day of all time."
-Phineas Flynn, 'Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!'

Candace: Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.
Phineas: But Candace, we're in a hurry, just get on the tricycle an-
Candace: There is no way I will-
Candace: *gets on the trike*
-'Summer Belongs to You!'

Isabella: According to the Fireside Girls manual, that lizard is a North American chameleon.
Phineas: Then we'll name him Steve.
Isabella: Oooh-kaaaayy . . . why Steve?
Phineas: Cause he looks like a Steve!
Isabella: Huh. Well, can't argue with logic like that.
-'The Lizard Whisperer'

"A giant chameleon footprint."
"Do you realize what this means? A giant chameleon came and took Steve!"
-Isabella and Phineas, 'The Lizard Whisperer'

"Wow. How did he turn into a dinosaur?"
"Actually, it's just a giant chameleon."
"But dinosaur sounds cooler."
-Phineas and Isabella, 'The Lizard Whisperer'

"Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers . . . and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'till he is found!"
-Ferb, 'The Lizard Whisperer'

Phineas: Ferb and I were just talking about the time you built a balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history! Tell us that story again?
Grandpa: Well, I went out to the barn, I built a balloon, and I won the most famous balloon race in history.
Phineas: Wow!
Ferb: He makes history come alive.
-'The Last Train to Bustville'

Phineas: You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.
Ferb: And the tallest.
Phineas: Yes, and the tallest.
Ferb: And the heaviest.
Phineas: Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?
-'Candace Disconnection'

Well, you were right, Ferb. The most interesting thing we ever built was very tall and very heavy, and the guy from the museum was very appreciative."
I still can't believe it fit in his truck."
-Phineas and Ferb, 'Candace Disconnection'

"Well it took almost 40 years to perfect the technology that makes the modern cellphone possible . . . sooo . . . give us 38 minutes!"
-Phineas, 'Candace Disconnected'

"You don't even need to say it."
-Phineas and Ferb Fletcher, 'We call it Maze'

"Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today."
"Yes, yes you do."
-Ferb and Phineas, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!'

Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains.
Ferb: Two, Three, Four . . .
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb: Five, Six, Seven.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
-'The Secret of Success'

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.
Ferb: Totally, a platypus would have put it over the edge.
-'Candace gets busted'

"Does anyone else want to be king of the world?"
Eh, keep it, Bro. It suits you."
-Ferb and Phineas, 'Magic Carpet Ride'

Young Candace: What would you even name a platypus?
Phineas: Course, Ferb and I knew exactly what to call you.
Young Phineas and Ferb: Bartholomew.
Phineas: And then when we got home, we renamed you Perry . . . and gave you this locket.
-'Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes, it feels as if he's missed every cool thing we've done all summer."
Later . . .
*looks at all of his and Ferb's inventions remake themselves in Perry's base* "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry?
Phineas: Yeah, he's our pet platypus.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Is every platypus named Perry?
Phineas: In a perfect world, yes.
-'Across the 2nd Dimension'

Ferb: Well he did pee on the couch.
Dr. Doofensmirtz: Wait a second, I just realized something; that was a conscious choice, you peed on my couch!
(Perry shrugs)

-'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"I'm- I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. *Perry hands him a pamphlet*'So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent' - *throws pamphlet away* I don't want your pamphlet!"
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Oh, snap. *parachute falls on him and Ferb* Look! There's a logo on this parachute! He's got his own logo!?"
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Anyone else here living a bizarre double life? - put your hand down, Ferb."
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension

"Looks like we're going to have to get some help. I know! Let's go find us!"
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Wait! I just realized! You could've been cleaning your own litterbox this whole time! *Perry shrugs* Oh, we are not done having this conversation!"
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

The entire song of Summer (Where do we begin?)
-Phineas, Ferb Fletcher, and some unknown music and vocal source, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Perry! . . . . we . . . we, um, well . . . w-we came to rescue you. *stares at Norm-bots surrounding them* So far it's not going as well as we hoped."
-Phineas, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

Phineas (2nd Dimension): *looks at Phineas and Ferb blasting Norm-bots with one of their arms* Can we do that?
Candace (2nd Dimension): No, keep your head down.
-'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"Whoa. Deja vu-ish."
-Ferb, 'Across the 2nd Dimension'

"So you played soccer all around the world, traveled to tons of countries, dined with dignitaries, and married a rockstar! What's your favorite cupcake flavor?"
-Phineas, 'Take two with Phineas and Ferb: David Beckham'

"Was I just a giant floating baby?"
-Ferb, 'Take two with Phineas and Ferb: Neil Patrick Harris'

"Man, you weight a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked.
-Max and Fang, the Angel Experiment, pg217-218

"Max?" Iggy knocked on the door. "Can I come in? I have to brush my teeth."
"No-- I'm in a towel." I called back.
"I'm blind." he said impatiently.
"No! You're kidding! Are you sure?"
-Max and Iggy, School's Out Forever, pg87

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie, I'm just Barbie's friend."
-Nudge, School's out Forever, pg119

"There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
"Yeah? What's that? The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?"
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.'
-Max and Fang, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg103

"Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."
"Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
"Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it."
"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing." "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.
"Write that down." I told the assistant. "He's a notorious dessert stealer." "Vhy did you let a girl be de leader?" ter Borcht asked, a calculating look in his eyes.
"She's the tough one." Fang said.
Darn right, I thought proudly.
"Is dere anysing special about you?" ter Borcht asked. "Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.""I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked.'
-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg137-139

"Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?"
A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!"
(Captain Perry and John groan)
John: "That phrase is ruined forever,"
-MAX: a maximum ride novel, pg274

"Megara. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any friends."
-Meg, 'Hercules'

"Excuse me? Excu- are you lookin to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden, you're walkin out on me? I don't think so, not right now, you're getting your wishes, so SIDDOWN!!!!!!!"
-Genie, 'Aladdin'

Genie: "Rika racka ricka ricka rake! Stick a sword into that snake!"
Jafar as a snake: "You sssstay out of this!"
Genie: "*monotone* Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!!!"

"Your son is awake."
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
-Sarabi and Mufasa (Simba's parents), 'The Lion King'

Simba: Hakuna Matata?
Pumbaa: Yeah! It's our motto!
Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing, what's a motto with you? AHAHAHAHAHA!!
-'The Lion King'

"You know her. She knows you. She wants to eat him. AND EVERYONE'S OKAY WITH THIS?? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?"
-Timon, 'The Lion King'

Timon: This stinks.
Pumbaa: Oh. Sorry.
Timon: Not you, them! Him! Her! Alooone.
Pumbaa: What's wrong with that?
Timon: *in song* I can see what's happening.
Pumbaa: What?
Timon: And they don't have a clue!
Pumbaa: Who?
Timon: They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two!
Pumbaa: Oh.
Timon: Ze sweet caress of twilight
There's magic everywhere!
And with all this romantic atmosphere . . .
Disaster's in the air! . . . .
And if he falls in love tonight . . .
Pumbaa: *sniff*
Timon: It can be assumed . . .
Pumbaa: His carefree days with us are history . . .
Both: In short our pal is doomed . . . *very loud sobbing*
-'The Lion King'

Timon: So, what's your plan for getting past those guys?
Simba: Live bait.
Timon: Good idea. Hey!
Simba: Come on, Timon, you guys have to create a diversion!
Timon: Whaddyou want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula!?
*scene cut to Timon in a hula outfit (minus the coconuts) and Pumbaa on a platter*
Timon: LUAU! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line!
Aaaare you achin'?
Pumbaa: Yup yup yup.
Timon: Foooor some bacon?
Pumbaa: Yup yup yup.
Timon: Heeee's a big pig
Pumbaa: Yup yup.
Timon: You could be a big pig too! Oi!
Both: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-The Lion King (

"My son, on sentry duty! Timon, the sentry!"
"TIMON THE SENTRY?! Why don't you save the hyena the trouble and kill me now, JUST KILL ME NOW!!"
"You know, he has a point."
-Timon's mom, Uncle Max, and Timon, 'The Lion King 1 1/2'

Timon: AAHHHHH!!!
Pumbaa: AHHHHH!!!!!!
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumbaa: You know, first impressions are everything.
Timon: Oh, I thought you were a scream.
Both: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Timon: Just eat me now! Please make it fast, I have a low threshold for pain!
Pumbaa: Easy little guy, I'm not gonna eat you!
Timon: You're not? THEN WHY WERE YOU STALKING ME????
-The Lion King 1 1/2

"And to protect me, a great big fat guy!"
"You really think I look fat?"
"*sigh* Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa, you're a pig! It's a compliment!"
"Oh ho ho! Thank you!"
-Timon and Pumbaa, 'The Lion King 1 1/2'

Simba: What's the matter, pops? Had a little too much Hakuna Matata?
Timon: Sonny boy, I invented Hakuna Matata.
Simba: Oh yeah? Well, _I_ perfected it.
Timon: Sure you did, sure you did! Pumbaa, who holds the record for the world's longest bug belch?
Pumbaa: Uh, that would be Simba.
Timon: Alrighty then, who's the champion at slug swallowing?
Pumbaa: Simba again.
Timon: Cricket crunching?
Pumbaa: Simba.
Timon: Grub gulping?
Pumbaa: Simba.
Timon: Maggot munching?
Pumbaa: Simba.
Timon: Snail slurping??
Pumbaa: Uh . . . we never had a snail slurping contest before.
-The Lion King 1 1/2

Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Uh oh, they called him a pig-
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Shouldn't have done that-
Timon: Now they're in for it!-
Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME . . . MR. PIG! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-'The Lion King 1 1/2'

"Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena, would you do me the honor of becoming . . . my bride?"
-Timon, 'The Lion King 1 1/2'

"Simba, who does she remind you of?"
"Huh? What? Who?"
"She's just like you when you were young."
"Exactly! Do you realize the dangers we put ourselves in?"
"You mean the dangers you put us in."
-Nala and Simba, 'The Lion King 2'

"That's not a king! That's a fuzzy maraca!"
-Timon, 'The Lion King 2'

"Don't worry Simba, we're on her like stink on a warthog!"
"It's the hard truth Pumbaa, live with it."
-Timon and Pumbaa, 'The Lion King 2'

"Why are we doing this? What's the point of this 'training'?"
"Training? This is just for fun!"
". . . fun?"
-Kovu and Kiara, 'The Lion King 2'

"It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else, for years!"
"Boy, she needs a hobby."
-Zira and Timon, 'The Lion King 2'

"I'm sorry I bit you . . . and pulled your hair . . . and punched you in the face . . ."
-Lilo, 'Lilo & Stitch'

Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.
Later . . .
Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Stitch: *jolts, then starts spazzing out and convulsing*
-'Lilo & Stitch'

"Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary."
"She thinks it's fancy?"
-Lilo and David, 'Lilo & Stitch'

"Ohana means 'family.' Family means 'no one gets left behind . . . or forgotten.'"
-Lilo, 'Lilo & Stitch'

"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?"
-Jumba, 'Lilo & Stitch'

Stitch: *looks at picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents*
Lilo: That's us, before . . . It was raining, and they went for a drive.
Stitch: *looks sadly at Lilo, then the picture*
Lilo: What happened to yours? (*Stitch looks surprised*) I hear you cry at night. Do you dream of them?
-'Lilo & Stitch'

Stitch: *about to run away*
Lilo: "Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. *looks at picture of family* I remember everyone that leaves."
-'Lilo & Stitch'

Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?
Stitch: Oongatish mista! [Possibly alien for, "You're gonna pull me apart!"]
Jumba: I'll put you back together again . . . I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
Stitch: I like fluffy! *few seconds later* Ah, pooama chicky!
Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!
-'Lilo & Stitch'

"Blue punch buggy! *wacks with actual blue buggy* No punch back!"
-Stitch, 'Lilo & Stitch'

"Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw."
-Lilo, 'Lilo & Stitch'

while tossing a soon-to-be-exploding gun back and forth*
Stitch: Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas.
Stitch: Happy Hanukkah!
Jumba: It's not Hanukkah!
Pleakley: *picks Lilo up and runs away from house*
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato more!
Stitch: My-
Jumba: Mother-
Stitch: Told-
Jumba: Me-
Stitch: You-
Jumba: Are-
Stitch: . . . best.
Jumba: Ha! I win!
*gun explodes*
-'Lilo & Stitch'

Jumba: WHAT?? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you, just like that? Just like THAT???
Stitch: Ih [probably alien for, "Yes."]
Jumba: . . fine!
Pleakley: "Fine"??? You're doing what he says!?
Jumba: He's very persuasive!
-'Lilo & Stitch'

Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: Ah! You're vile, you're foul, you're flawed!
Stitch: Am also cute, and fluffy!
-Lilo & Stitch

"You came back."
"Nobody gets left behind."
-Lilo and Stitch, 'Lilo & Stitch'

Grand Council Woman (GCW): If it wasn't for your experiment 626, none of this woul-
Stitch: Stitch.
GCW: . . . what?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
GCW: Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch, ah . . .
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
GCW: *slowly* Yes . . . .
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
GCW: . . . *slowly* yes.
Stitch: *walks to Lilo and Nani, then pauses* Thank you. *continues walking*
GCW: . . . who are you?
Stitch: This, is, my, fam-i-ly. I found it, all, on, my own. It's little . . . and broken . . . but still good. Yeah . . . still good. *walks back to ship*
Pleakley: . . . does he really have to go?
-'Lilo & Stitch'

Jumba: *looks into Stitch's containment chamber* Oh, can it be? Have I done it?
Stitch: *uncurls from ball and looks around* Ooh . . .
Jumba: So cute . . . so fluffy, even . . . *stares as Stitch sniffs around* Where did I go wrong!?
Stitch: *growls, then attacks glass, jumping wildly and looking . . . less cute*
Jumba: Hahaha, what a relief.
-'Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch'

"And no crop circles!"
"Aww, all the other aliens get to make them!"
-Nani and Jumba, 'Stitch has a Glitch'

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: *sniffs bench* Oh, yeah. That's him.
*sits on bench*
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.
-'Stitch has a Glitch'

Lilo: *finger few inches/centimeters away from Stitch*
Stitch: You're touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.
-'Stitch has a Glitch'

"Stitch not bad . . . Stitch . . fluffy!"
-Stitch, 'Stitch has a Glitch'

Stitch: *starts shooting Gantu's ship while steering his ship with his feet* HEE HEE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!
Lilo: You had coffee today, didn't you?
Stitch: Coconut cake, and coffee!
-'Stitch! The Movie'

"Ooh. Cousin lost. . . Jumba . . lost."
"You have a lot of lost issues."
"Ih. Oooh . . . *headdesk*"
-Stitch and Lilo, 'Stitch! The Movie'

Mertle: You and your mutant dog are total freaks!
Her cronies: Yeeeeaaaaaaah!
Lilo: . . . you can spit acid on her if you want.
Stitch: *starts hissing and gargling spit*
Other girls: *scream and run away*
-'Stitch! The Movie'

Lilo: Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
Nani: *turns on light* Lilo! It is so past your bedtime!
Lilo and Stitch: . . . AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-'Stitch! The Movie'

"We catch bad guy. You're welcome!"
-Stitch, 'Stitch! The Movie'

"I'm okay. I'm fluffy!"
-Stitch, various episodes/moments

"Either an evil fist wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays, or a giant asteroid is heading towards Earth to destroy us all!"
-Lilo, 'The Asteroid'

"Warning: Giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth. You are all doomed. And you got two more emails!"
-Jumba's computer, 'The Asteroid'

"Hello. We come in peace to blow up your home."
-Jumba, 'The Asteroid'

"I didn't know orchids had butts!"
"Ooh, yippie kiyay!"
-Lilo and Stitch, 'Sprout'

"I am not bald! I have three beautiful, luxurious hairs!"
*Stitch starts laughing uncontrollably*
-Jumba, 'Clip'

"You saved us from a buzz cut! . . . oh, sorry about your butt, though."
"Huh??? *turns around to see hairless butt and ridiculous tail nub* ACCA TABA!?"
-Lilo and Stitch, 'Clip'

"JUMBA! Can I play with the chainsaw?"
"Of course! But try not to lose finger, it's messy."
-Lilo and Jumba, 'Fibber'

"Word of advice, before you go out looking for a new job, put on some pants."
-Reuben/625, 'Bad Stitch'

Lilo: Can we cure the lovesickness?
Jumba: Of course! What kind of an evil genius would I be, not to build an antidote? *types some stuff* Let's see . . .
Computer: Meega nala kweesta! [Alien for a, probably, very dirty word. XD]
Jumba: Ach! *shakes computer* Ahem. Computer has contracted dreaded "nala kweesta" virus. Someone has been surfing on intergalactic net again.
Stitch: *walks away slowly* La la la, *whistles "innocently"*
-'Hunka Hunka'

Stitch: Stitch special!
Jumba: Yes, 626, as we all know, you are smart (*Stitch dresses in graduate's uniform, diploma, robe, book, and hat*), funny (*clown/ jester hat with weird staff*), cute (*sits down innocently with big, ADORABLE eyes*), and as we know (*puffs up with way too much hair and looks SO FREAKING CUTE AND FUNNY!!!*), fluffy-"

"Careful, Stitch. You'll lose your girlish figure."
-Lilo, 'Dupe'

"Elemental evil genius experiments about to join in epic battle, and I forgot camera."
-Jumba, 'Slushy'

"The Death Lords say you can work with that old windbag in the monkey suit."
"Lord 6-Dog?"
"Yes. And to make it more entertaining for their Lordships to watch, you can also take his nagging mother . . ."
"Lady Coco?"
"And that girl you like who's out of your league."
"Lola? How do you know she's-?" began Max, then he stopped himself. Secretly, he thought she was out of his league, too. He wasn't going to justify his love life (or lack of one) to the Death Lords.
The good news was that he'd get to see her and the monkeys very soon.
The bad news was that they were all doomed.
-The End of the World Club, pg53

'Tzelek stared at Lord 6-Dog in disbelief.
Max and Lola stared at Lord 6-Dog in disbelief.
Ah Pukuh broke off from his tantrum to stare at Lord 6-Dog in disbelief.'
-The End of the World Club, pg297

'He studied Lola's face. Did he detect a hint of jealousy?
He didn't.
Not a trace.'
-The End of the World Club, pg302

'"I'm not strange," said Lola.
At that moment the monkeys woke up and, instinctively, she called over to the car to reassure them, a rough raspy coughing sound she made through her cupped hands.
"No, not strange at all," said Max. "I bet lots of people arrive at this hotel with howler monkeys in two, wearing a bloodstained wedding dress and a necklet of mystical ancient stones."
Lola looked down at herself. "For once, you may have a point."
She ripped at her long skirt until she'd transformed it into a minidress. Then she struck a pose like a model on a catwalk. "What do you think?"
"Um . . . Wilma Flintstone meets Lady Gaga? Nice jewelry, though."'
-The End of the World Club, pg308-309

"Okay," said Lola, looking at something over Max's shoulder. "I'll go alone. But I hope the police get here before the hellhounds."
'"What do you-?" began Max, but before he could finish the question, he heard a familiar frenzied snarling.
"If I turn around now," he said, "will I see a pack of angry hellhounds thundering towards me, eyes crazed with bloodlust, fangs bared, foaming at the mouth and dripping acid saliva in anticipation of eating me?"
"So how do we launch this thing?"
-The End of the World Club, pg 328

'He remembered that people who came close to dying talked in magazines about walking to the light.
He realized that this was the end.
He looked toward Lola for one last farewell.
She winked at him.
Then, as if in slow motion, she reached into the bottom of the boat, picked up the octopus, and threw it straight at him.
Wait, not at him-at Tzelek.
-The End of the World Club, pg 331

"That's the Dark Rift in the Milky Way. Otherwise known as the Road to Xibalba."
"Otherwise known as . . . we're sinking." . . .
"Monkey Girl?"
"Do you remember what Ah Pukuh said about taking the road and entering the water?"
"And Lord 6-Dog said it meant I was going to die?"
"Well, we took the road, the pilgram road to Finisterre. And any minute now, I think we're going to enter the water."
-'Lola' and Max, The End of the World Club, pg334

'"Do you think we're supposed to knock?" asked Max.
"I think they're expecting us, don't you?"
Max took a deep breath. "Into the mouth of hell it is, then-"
"Wait!" said Lola. She took down a torch and passed it to Max. "Hold this," she said. Then she picked up a boulder and hurled it with both hands over the bottom teeth and into the mouth.
The second the boulder hit the ground, a large earthenware pot came crashing down from the cave roof, spilling out its contents as it fell. Soon the boulder was completely buried under a hill of rotting entrails, maggots, blood, vomit, and yellow pus.
Lola clamped her hands over her face.
Max retched.
It was quite a welcome mat and it had been intended for their heads.'
-The End of the World Club, pg338

"You're not much fun, are you?" pouted the fake Lucky Jim, before morphing into Santino Garcia, the Spanish law student. "Do you like me better now?" he asked, combing his hair with his fingers. "How do you like my eh-sexy eh-Spanish accent?"
Hermanjilio clapped his hands appreciatively. "My turn! My turn!" he said, giggling girlishly as he morphed into Nasty Smith-Jones. "Hello, Max," he said flirtatiously, batting his eyelashes, "look at my big blue eyes. I'm so much prettier than Lola. Don't forget to call me when you get back to Boston."
Lola yawned. "Is that it?" she asked.
The fake Nasty Smith-Jones finished blowing kisses at Max, and nudged the fake Santino. The two of them burst into laughter as their flesh slowly rotted away to reveal the decomposed corpses of Demon of Jaundice and Scab Stripper.
"Kiss me, Maxie!" begged Scab Stripper, in Nasty's voice. His dangling, rotting lips were covered in oozing sores.'
-The End of the World Club, pg340

"What's wrong with him?" Lola asked Lucky Jim.
He took a moment before answering, looking at Lola with such an intense expression that it was hard to tell if he was sad or happy. "You must be Ix Sak Lol. Hermanjilio talks about you sometimes. I'm sorry to tell you this, but when Tzelek took over his body, his mind was permanently damaged. He has never recovered. He just sits around all day whittling gourds. That one's his favorite."
"Go to sleep," cooed Hermanjilio to the gourd.
"He thinks it's his child," explained Lucky Jim. He calls it Lola."
-The End of the World Club, pg344 (don't worry, they're dang good actors . . . this is just funny when you learn they're alright . . . )

'Max nodded. "Lol was the most amazing girl I've ever met."
"A bit less of the was, if you don't mind, Hoop," said Lola.
She was sitting in an armchair in Uncle Ted's hallway, reading a book.
"What are you doing here?"
"Waiting for you, of course."
"Are you a ghost? I mean, I'm just asking; that's fine if you are."
Lola stood up . . . [moving on . . .]
"I'll tell you everything. But first I need a hug. From all of you."
A quick embrace for Lucky Jim and a slow, sad waltz with Hermanjilio.
My turn, my turn," demanded Max impatiently.
-The End of the World Club, pg 354-355

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
-'Dumbledore', 'A Very Potter Musical'

Various Phineas Flynn Quotes

"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"

"We either need more days of summer, or more of us."

"Hey, where's Perry?"

"Greetings, movers and shakers!"

"So, Ferb, what should we do tomorrow? There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list!"

"What do I look like, a fool?" *while wearing a royal fool outfit*

"Have we learned nothing from Mary Shelly's Frankenstein?"

"Nah. I like to keep moving forward."

"Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win."

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages; may I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making! The coolest . . . coaster . . . EVER!"

"Look! They've started their own overpriced coffee franchise! . . . That's so '90s."

"Follow up single? Who do you think we are? Some two-bit hack who will keep writing new songs just because you'll pay us obscene amounts of cash!? Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder! Good day to you, sir!"

"Oh my gosh, Ferb. I can't believe it! I've never noticed how soft our carpets are."

"We rotate out with the board of selectmen."

"What do you say Ferb, it'll give you a chance to work on your seaweed rap! Ya know- (Makes rapping noises)."

"Clive Addison! We're your biggest fans!"

"Bless you Perry the Platypus!"

"Wait, ooooh, Perry level"


"You're a secret agent!?"

"Put your hand down Ferb"

"No, Perry, we do not bite the elderly."

And while this one doesn't exist in the canon or anything, it's still one of my faves:
Me: Aren't you a little young to have a hit number one TV movie? And TV show?
Phineas: Yes, yes I am.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

There's no I in TEAM, but there's a U in SUCK.

Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is, "What is never the answer?" Then the answer would be violence. But if violence is never the answer, then it can't be the answer. But then . . .
Violence is never the answer. It's the question.

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Forgiveness is the cleansing fire that burns away old regrets and resentments.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass . . . It's about learning how to dance in the rain.

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist!

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All men are equal before fish.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Be obscure clearly.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

Can we actually "know" the universe? My gods, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

Keep your words sweet. You may have to eat them.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

A line is a dot that went for a walk

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

(Immature Alert) Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

Just because nobody complains, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me, however, is another matter.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for KARATE!!

Home is where the couch is.

When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Don't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.

I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac.

Take candy, not drugs.

Friendship is like peeing your pant; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ARSE

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . enough said.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
so . . . why bother?"

If nothing is going right . . . go left.

"Let's eat grandma" or "Let's eat, grandma." Punctuation saves lives.

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . Now where the heck am I?

Elmo watches you from your closet.

Amateurs built The Ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . . 'nuff said.

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why.

Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

It's funny - the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No money= No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Alone= Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death
Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons . . . squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

When life gives you lemons, laugh, cause Life forgot that you like oranges.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

"Sir, we're screwed! Half our men are down, there's no way out, the sky is practically falling as we speak-"
"Get a grip Corporal! Our weapons still work, which means we can still kick some ass!"

When you feel that nobody loves you . . .
That nobody cares for you . . .
And everyone is ignoring you . . .
And people are jealous of you . . .
You should really ask yourself . . .
Am I too sexy?

Dr. Seuss quotes!

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."

"Only you can control your future."

"ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!"

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

"I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights."

"Being crazy isn't enough."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone."

Walt Disney quotes

"I'm not interested in pleasing the critics. I'll take my chances pleasing the audiences."

"I'd rather entertain and hope that people learn, than teach and hope that people are entertained."

"I don't make pictures just to make money. I make money to make more pictures."

"I love the nostalgic myself. I hope we never lose some of the things of the past."

"As long as there is imagination left in the world, Disneyland will never be finished."

"If you can dream it, you can do it."

"I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse."

"When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do. And one thing it takes to accomplish something is courage."

"When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be."

"When guests come here, they're coming because of an integrity we've established over the years. They drive hundreds of miles. I feel a responsibility to the public."

"Anything that has a Disney name to it is something we feel responsible for."

"I just want it to look like nothing else in the world. And it should be surrounded by a train."

"I don't want the public to see the world they live in . . . I want them to feel they are in another world."

"It's the principal thing I hope to leave when I move onto greener pastures. If I can help provide a place to develop the talent of the future, I think I will have accomplished something."

"I don't believe there is a challenge anywhere in the world that is more important to people everywhere than finding the solutions to the problems of our cities. But where do we begin? Well, we're convinced we must start with the public need. And the need is not just for curing the old ills of old cities. We think the need is for starting from scratch on virgin land and building a community that will become a prototype for the future."

"You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality."

"Somehow, I can't believe there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C's. They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy, and the greatest of these is Confidence: when you believe a thing, believe it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably."

"I am not influenced by the techniques or fashions of any other motion picture company."

"Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can be improved."

"There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main . . . and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life."

"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."

"A man should never neglect his family for business."

"When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity."

"When we opened Disneyland, a lot of people got the impressions that it was a get-rich-quick thing, but they didn't realize that behind Disneyland was this great organization that I built here at the Studio, and they all got into it, and we were doing it because we loved to do it."

"I first saw the site for Disneyland back in 1953. In those days, it was all flat land - no rivers, no mountains, no castles or rocketships - just orange groves, and a few acres of walnut trees."

"It's something that will never be finished. Something that I can keep developing and adding to."

"We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun - together."

"I'm doing this because I want to do it better."

"Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world."

"I try to build a full personality for each of our cartoon characters - to make them personalities."

"I have more latitude in television than I ever had before. If I had an idea for something, I had to then go and try to sell it to the distributors, to the theater men, and everyone else. With television, I just get my gang together, and we say we think that will be something interesting - let's do it. And I go direct to that public."

"Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive."

"Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world: too many people grow up. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that."

"It has that thing - the imagination, and the feeling of happy excitement I knew when I was a kid."

"I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether he be six or sixty. Call the child innocence. The worst of us is not without innocence, although buried deeply it might be. In my work, I try to reach and speak to that innocence, showing it the fun and joy of living; showing it that laughter is healthy; showing it that the human species, although happily ridiculous sometimes, is still reaching for the stars." (Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.)

"Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the child's approach to live. They're people who don't give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought - sometimes it isn't much, either."

"My business is making people, especially children, happy. I have dedicated much of my time to a study of the problems of children."

"Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as muscles grow flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to excersise it."

"All we ever intended for him, or expected of him, was that he should continue to make people everywhere chuckle with him and at him. We didn't burden him with any social symbolism, we made him no mouth piece for frustrations or harsh satire. Mickey was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes of laughter."

"Until a character becomes a personality, it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience."

"All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures; it is the very nature of fantasy and fable."

"I have a great love of animals and laughter."

"The life and ventures of Mickey Mouse have been closely bound up with my own personal and professional life."

"I take great pride in the artistic developement of cartoons. Our characters are made to go through emotions."

"Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money."

"Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood."

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."

"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away."

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."

"It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment."

"Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language."

"Laughter is America's most important export."

"I never called my work an 'art.' It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment."

"I don't like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It's just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess."

"People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days, is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph."

"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous." *nods*

"I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it."

"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."

"I believe in being an innovator."

"Biggest problem? Well, I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life. MONEY. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true. From the very start, it was a problem. Getting the money to open Disneyland. About seventeen million, it took. And we had everything mortgaged, including my personal insurance."

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."

"You reach a point where you don't work for money."

More serious quotes

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So . . . why bother?

She's broken. She believed.

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called "The Present."

It's easy to imagine ways the future can be ugly and depressing. It's harder, but more worthwhile, to imagine plausible ways we can make it better.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

This is the real world and things are gonna fall apart. But not everything is worth crying for. Not everything is worth fighting for. And some things are just not worth mending.

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.

I'm not saying I have nothing. I'm not saying I'm gone completely. It's just sometimes it's all a bit too much to handle. Sometimes I feel like it's too much. I'm not going to do anything stupid because I know it will get better, it has to right? Otherwise there wouldn't be anyone who would live past their teenage years. But for now, just for now, it hurts.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am just . . . isn't me.

I think I'm afraid of being happy, because every time I'm happy, something bad always happens.

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels.

Other random things

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager:
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer. Plus, it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead. [How about . . . not at all?])
9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them; better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave them in the middle.)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . .
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you're woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For marijuana."
7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." Or, "in the garden with a meat cleaver."
8. Skip down the hall instead of walking and see how many looks you get.
9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work are and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
14. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're gonna have to let one of you go."

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the's pretty".

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh . . ." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino . . .)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
My mother was FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. ("yellow" . . .)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I actually CARE about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I grew up in a tough neighborhood, so must be a gangbanger.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST need special treatment and be treated differently.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Asian Complaints
1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”.
2. WHAT THE H-E-double hockey sticks does “ching chong” even mean?!
3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.
5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.
6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon.
7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
8. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food.
9. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G.
10. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
11. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
12. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
13. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
14. All Asian countries speak different languages.
15. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt.
16. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look
the same. When will you realize your stupidity?
17. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
18. Not all Asians are short.
19. Or skinny.
20. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese.
21. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.
22. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.
23. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before?
24. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
25. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.
26. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
27. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?
28. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
29. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t
already guess that by now.
30. No, Yao Ming is not my uncle.
31. People from India are Asians too.
32. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.

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Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day.
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
Everything reminds you of the book
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call "normal". I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT, I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, etc., who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, musiclover99

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!” Translation: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” Translation: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
“Take a breath honey. You work too hard." Translation: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"It‘s a guy thing" Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to " Translation: "I have no idea how it works."
"I cant find it." Translation: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Fact of Life: A Boy
"A heart is not a play thing,
A heart is not a toy,
But if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.
Boys, they like to play with things
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing,
They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait untill we give our hearts
And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is a night
You will wonder if he's true,
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night
You see, my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great, though immature
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember, he's a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes a lot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love,
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man."

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"Girl you're amazing. Just the way you are." -Bruno Mars

Women are crazy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy BECAUSE men are stupid.

The best guys in life are either gay, taken, or fictional.

Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up.


If you're creating fanfics, press 1. If you're reading them, press 2. If you're a flamer, don't press anything cause I think you should stop thinking negatively and look on the good side! . . . Just kidding! . . . but seriously, if you do nothing but flame so much you almost burnt your house down, then you have GOT to stop and say something nice!

I may not have the best stories, but I know where the worst are. I mean it has the following unattractive qualities:

OOC-ness: it means out of character. Examples: Annabeth being girly girly, Percy being a selfish jerk, Grover being a ladies man, Clarisse wearing a dress, Kronos sipping tea while knitting some oven mitts . . . get the idea?

Mary Sue: an OC that's waaaay too perfect like: she's beautiful, smart, has amazing powers without even having to train, she's just . . .*gags* PERFECT! It's too unrealistic. Remember, it may be fiction, but it's only good if the people can actually UNDERSTAND. And it's POSSIBLE (at least, the demigods if it's PJO).

Bad Grammar: I know the English language is pretty hard language . . . but that's what spell checks for! And beta readers (FYI, if you want me, just let me know!)

Author's notes/AN: we all put them there to say "hope you liked it, don't forget to review please..blah blah blah", but none should ever be more than the chapter itself or be inserted while the chapter's going on. EXAMPLE: And he grabbed her hand and told her he loved her (AN: omg wasn't that like so cute!)

Cliched plots: Truth or Dares, chat rooms, Percabeth (though it is awesome, remember, too much of a good thing isn't a good thing), seven of the prophecy, some demigod finds out he's a demigod after his teacher blows up, child of the Big Three, etc.

Saying it's your first fic: Oh my goodness that totally means I have to love it! Not. We're going to criticize you the same way whether it's your first fanfic or thousanth. Capeshe?

Begging for Reviews: *raises hand in surrender* yeah I'm guilty of that, I admit it, but I'm gonna be more careful now! Begging for them like "REVIEW OR I'LL CUT MYSELF" is like: wow . . . no pressure in that at all. You don't seem crazy/desperate at all! (please tell me you found the sarcasm)

"NO FLAMES PLEZ": saying that already makes people think the story is gonna suck. And it's like tattooing on your story to flamers "COME AND FLAME IT!"

"Sooory cudn't think of a title"- ??????? No comment . . .

Bad Summary consists of:

A) Chatspeak. Example: "percy and anabeth go on a datte togethr but oh no monsrters com and riun itz." TIP: the way you present your summary is probably the way your story is written. When you write like the one above, people are probably gonna think that's the way the story's written. And they'll probably not read it. :(

B) "Sorry...I suck at summaries...just read it!": repeat after me: The summary box is your friend. It's there for a reason. USE IT!

C) PERCABETH PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!: Now, while Percabeth's a big fan fave, you gotta say WHAT the story is about, what're they gonna do, etc. But not too much; leave 'em in suspense! MUAH HA HA HA HA! . . . no but if you get them curious they might read it. Sooo . . . yeah.

D) Summary's inside: again, the summary box is there for a reason.

Okay guys, I'd hate for you guys to be thinking "Wow, who does she think she is?" Well, I'm just trying to help the kids not read horrible fanfics and in the future make them too. So please: think of the children.

And guys, if you think my stories contain any of the above and think I'm being a total hypocrite: PM me or write in a review. If you flame me . . . yeah I'll be pretty bummed but I'll try to look at the ways that person's trying to help me. :)

AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
Gary-Stu: a male version of a Mary-Sue
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view
FYI, I'm gonna try my best not to flame or anything like that, but if your story sucks, and you're being arrogant or whatever *coughcough, I WILL let you know, and I won't hold back. K? (but since I hate swearing, I'll try to refrain from that too)


Bubbly Chick: She's AWESOME. She can also give you an epic nickname if you ask her and she knows you enough.
daughterofhades5565: She's cool. And sorta insane . . . but then again, everyone on this list is! XD
Akheilos and Delhpin Inc.: . . . I really dunno what to say, except she's an awesome writer!
bubble drizzles: Give her some encouragement and stuff, she deserves it!
Chosen Hero: . . . I can't really say anything nice for HIM . . . ;) Kidding. He's awesome, and one of the only authors you can talk to about PJO AND Pokémon!
Well, that's about it . . . NAH! Can't forget one of my first friends/closest friends on this thing!
xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx She's hilarious, she can make awesomely epic stories, AND she's the one who REALLY started the REVOLUTION!!!
There's a whole bunch of other people I can say, but this'll take too long!

Whoever's bothered to actually read my entire profile, thanks! And sorry if some things are all squished together, I tried to make it as short as I could. ;

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Hell's BlueFlamed Princess by MewStar0013 reviews
A blue flame roars in her heart. Satan's blood runs through her veins. But to be Hell's princess is not her desire. To defeat her father, Satan, is her goal. With her mind set, Okumura Rin becomes the unspeakable. The Blue Exorcist. Fem!Rin and more. R&R.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,822 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
The Crimson Loftwing by saphira and shruikan reviews
A series of fluffy oneshots centered around Link and his Loftwing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,683 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Link, Crimson Loftwing/Link's Loftwing, Zelda, Zelda's Loftwing
Beyond Aperture by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,056 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F.
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,413 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/17/2010
You Should Be Dead by SaphireDragon11 reviews
Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. In the following uncontrollable events, Danny's well-preserved secret isn't the only thing at risk.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,324 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Hyrule Academy by WhiteXIII reviews
UNDER REVISION. Zelda never thought about love in her high school career. That is, until she met her best friend's older brother, Link. And to make matters worse, strange things are starting to happen. As if trying to graduate high school wasn't hard enough! ZELINK. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Zelda, Link]
The Saga of Tratie by bewilder22 reviews
Katie is trying to live a normal life with her family when Chiron flares a project for year rounders. Who does she get stuck with? What is her family like? Will everyone get along? Find out in the love-hate relationship "The Saga of Tratie."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,125 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Gossip Stone by SirJoshizzle reviews
"No way in hell would I ever fall in love with you!" Zelda yelled at him. Link stopped mid-step out the door at her outburst, back still turned to her. He looked over his shoulder, eyes connecting with hers. "Is that a promise?" AU, Link x Zelda, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Link, Zelda
To Be Determined by AngelDormais reviews
The solution became the problem. Then it stayed the problem, and everything seemed to crumble like dust before your eyes.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Frisk - Complete
Purrs and Snores by Sesshomarusama3 reviews
Ladybug discovers that Chat Noir might just have his uses after all. (First ever Ladybug fic. ONE SHOT. I OWN NOTHING. Enjoy!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Being 15 is Tougher by BrightBlueConverse reviews
Last year, he proved himself as a hero and finally got his share of glory. Nico's looking foward to things going back to normal; but unfortunately they'll do the opposite. He thought being 14 was tough? Well, being 15 is tougher. Sequel to Being14isTough
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,809 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Nico A.
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
A VikingPunk Tale by BlackRose108 reviews
Mythical AU. Toothless is a legendary Night Fury with a dangerous past and a doomed future. Hiccup is a Viking Prince whose destiny challenges his right to the throne. And Astrid is a girl disguised as a boy who's duty is to protect them both. Together the unlikely trio must save their unappreciative world from the dark fate of mythical lore.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,335 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
The Straight and Narrow by Neriede reviews
The spiral towards love is made of a thousand infinitely close revolutions, all closer than the last. Nothing is as agonizing as the slow turnabout to intimacy-nothing quite as bittersweet as the tiptoe towards love. Apollo/Klavier
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,438 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
This Is Berk by TheNightFury reviews
A series of one-shots about life in Berk after the Battle with Green Death. Hiccup gets hurt during dragon training, Toothless has had enough.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,835 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
anchovies and pineapple by nishikis reviews
In which Edgeworth orders pizza, Phoenix delivers, and things don't quite turn out the way they had expected. narumitsu, one-shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Maya F., Larry B.
Family by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 763,370 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2007
Zero To Hero by FullmetalShortStack reviews
The life of young Hiccup Haddock had not been an easy one. Eventual AstridxHiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hiccup - Complete
Mishaps and a Weird Family by AnimationNut reviews
A series of one-shots, primarily centering around Lilo and her interactions with her ohana. With the strangest family ever, hilarious situations are bound to take place. Now up: All Lilo and Stitch needed to do was find a Christmas tree. Who knew they could make a mess of Christmas tree shopping?
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
26 Moments by Blazie reviews
26 moments that demonstrate Kate and Keith's quirky - but lovable - relationship. KatexKeith/Vatonageshipping. Based on themes for A Rose for me-A Rose for you's very old alphabet challenge, because I love me some prompts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kate/Hitomi, Keith/Dazzle
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Of Space Bros and German Prosecutors by risokura reviews
When space dorks and ex-rock star prosecutors collide. KlavierApollo
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Clay T., Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
Born of Ashes by Laora reviews
A collection of Homunculi-centric drabbles. —- 20. Preface: He is nothing, and then he is everything, and that makes all the difference.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Father - Complete
Study Sessions by Ironinkpen reviews
Friends aren't always the best tutors. (Silly, cliché plot because, why not?)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T., Gou M. - Complete
Precocious Crush by Hebi-Kazechi-10 reviews
There was a time when a little, eight-year-old boy named Makoto Tachibana had asked his teenage camp counsellor Nagisa out on a date. However, the poor boy was not taken seriously, and so was rejected. However, another counsellor made him feel better and went on the date instead. His name was Seijuurou. AU - child!Makoto x camp counsellor!Seijuurou, implied Seikoto/SeiMako.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Makoto T., Seijuurou M. - Complete
Fireworks are Raining by rumiio reviews
Rin and Haru spend time together on a rainy Saturday afternoon. — by request — oneshot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
The Trouble With Fish by Jenefur reviews
"All of them had a fish. All of them, except..." Rin contemplates fish and friendship.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
ikari by Athena Goddess of the Wise reviews
It wasn't like he hadn't done this before. In fact, he'd done worse than this before. Even if it did take the security guards fifteen minutes to get him out of the pool. Still, all that didn't merit the angry face of the boy sitting across from him in the train./ / MakoHaru oneshot based off of a prompt.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Marriage by alittleskinnydip reviews
Haru & Makoto have dinner with the twins. [drabble]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Dance With Me by Lightybug reviews
It all started when they were children with Makoto wanting to teach Haru how to dance...
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
Naturally by pretense reviews
Haruka is red-faced, utterly refusing to speak to Rin who's making grand expositions on why of course Haruka's in love with Makoto; and he really should just confess before someone else asks Makoto out ... again [COMPLETE]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Ocean Blue by Akino Kasumi reviews
Makoto never got over his fear of the water. Set after the events of Free! season one. Pairing: HaruMako —"Just now, it was the first time I saw Makoto like that. I didn't know what to do."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] - Complete
Season of New Leaves by chaotic.souljam reviews
Amidst the cascade of plum blossoms, Makoto falls in love. MakoHaru. Shounen-ai.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Prince Like by Gerkyhen reviews
Haruka comes over to Makoto's to keep him company while the boy babysits and it soon transpires that the prince in the film they're watching resembles Makoto. Both boys wonder whether Makoto is similar to him...but in different ways. MakoHaru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
under autumn skies by Crystal Haze reviews
It's 7:47 on a Tuesday morning, and Haruka is ready in his school uniform, at the top of the steps outside his door, but Makoto isn't there waiting for him—and surely, surely the world is ending. Makoto/Haruka.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Not-So-Public Display of Affection by Azurealean reviews
In which Rin is embarrassed about being lovey-dovey, even when no one is watching. (RinxFem!Haru)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Feline by TheFluffyPrince reviews
On the way back home, Makoto ends up taking in a stray. However, there's more about this stray than meets the eye.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Nickname by Azurealean reviews
Rin apparently doesn't like his nickname. (Fem!Haru)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Stormy Blue by StormyInk reviews
Makoto idly wonders if anyone could decipher his favorite color, along with why he'd come to love this inky shade. One shot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
La Victoire by Morning Chrysanthemum reviews
Haruka almost wants to laugh at the jealous look Makoto gives to mackerel now. Almost. MakoHaru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Family Matters by bonsei reviews
Wherein Makoto comes to the realization that his whole family ships him and Haruka. Drabble.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Makoto T. - Complete
Glasses by TheFluffyPrince reviews
Haruka has never seen Makoto with glasses before he came over to his house.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Alone for the First Time by souyoosk reviews
Mako takes a big fall when the stairs are slick with rain and Haru doesn't really know how to deal with being at school without Makoto's presence.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
No reply available by Amebelena reviews
Nagisa keeps texting Rei's number, keeping him updated with the group and daily happenings. Every time he says goodnight, Nagisa keeps crying himself to sleep. Based on a tumblr post.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Nagisa H. - Complete
Possessiveness by Azurealean reviews
(Fem!HaruxRin) Rin never liked sharing, especially when it came to his girlfriend. Haru was his, and his only. One-shot! Warning : May be OOC.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Just a Little Bit by soulgusttheguardian reviews
Haruka and his friends had a ritual. Whoever lost that week's bet had to not only buy lunch all week, but also had to wear a dress to Friday night's dance. {NOT AU. Rin/Haru with implied onesided Rei/Haru. OOC I'm sorry ;-;}
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Etymology of Attraction by Batty Musings reviews
The day when Gou realized that Nagisa now towered over her was one that would forever live in infamy. Puberty was a bitch that needed to pay one swim team manager's therapy bills.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Nagisa H., Gou M. - Complete
Your Secret Admirer by Ni-chan9 reviews
"From Your Secret Admirer." Rin ignored him to read aloud the inside of the card, an added pizazz to his voice like how their teacher would use when reciting old poems. A grin spread over his face then, and he didn't look nervous at all anymore, but pleased. "Romantic, huh?"
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Rainy Days and Video Games by JordiiPordiiPuddinPie reviews
"Hey, do you wanna come home with me?" Makoto asked, smiling. "Okaa-san asked me this morning if I could see if you wanted to come over for dinner. Ren and Ran miss you." Haruka shrugged, turning down Makoto's road. The olive-haired teen grinned, following his best friend's lead as they headed for home. Based off of Episode 4's end card.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
Crush by MoyaKite reviews
SeiKou. For the prompt: "Kou and Seijuurou's first meeting from Seijuurou's POV."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gou M. - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga: Side Stories by Queenie Z reviews
The Heroes were a brotherhood bound by destiny and a family rich in love. A collection of less comedic, multi-genre fics set in the universe of "The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga". Some chapters contain a bit of Link x Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Link
Like Children by Chizuna reviews
Camio likes being the Head Boy, not because he can tell people when it's time for bed, but because he is the one that makes sure everyone is comfortable and hopefully sleeping peacefully at night. Maybe his too kind heart will be his downfall, but he doesn't mind. -slight spoilers if you have only seen the anime-
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Camio/Nathan C., Dantalion, Sytry/Sitri, William T. - Complete
If Only the Sky Was Like Orange Gelati by 3cars reviews
Gaius found that Bubbles was different from the rest. And that he really loved to tease her. Gaius/f!Avatar four-shot
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Gaius, Avatar/Robin - Complete
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Amphigory by MomoOfficial reviews
In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Sweet Dreams and Bad Breath by Diamondvalkyria reviews
Renzo wakes up in the Okumura's dorm room, and gathers some bits and pieces of the night before. Rin/Renzo, fluff.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Rin O., R. Shima, Kuro - Complete
Strain by The Fanfiction Core reviews
The road to recovery is not an easy one, and when the path gets rocky, relationships can become strained.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Comprehension by Eskarina reviews
Chell/Human!Wheatley; Proably only another of many stories of the same ilk; GLADos has let them go, but at the price of Wheatley's sphere, now a few months on he's learning, he's helping and for whatever reason Chell seems to like having him around. Now if only he could work out what she's trying to tell him... Slight fluff, Some language and references to adult activity
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
The Backstory by DanniB reviews
Takes place within the game continuity of Fix-it Felix Jr. A story showing how Felix came to work at Niceland Apartments, how he got his hammer, and his first encounter with Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Safe and Sound by TheCakeIsTrue23 reviews
Based on the song Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift. Chell begans to get sleepy and Wheatley wants to help out. Mute!Chell HumanoidAndroid!Wheatley
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The First Time is Awkward by Ashrandi the skull kid reviews
*Lemon* You have been warned. Friends' advice can only go so far when neither really knows what they're doing. Lon'qu/Avatar (A continuation of "You Are Who You Are")
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lon'qu] - Complete
You Are Who You Are by Ashrandi the skull kid reviews
Some people can be jerks... and Lon'qu gets a harsh reminder of this fact when his gynophobia becomes the center of a cruel joke. Lon'qu/Avatar (Warning: Contains bullying and spoilers.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Lon'qu, Avatar/Robin - Complete
Fragments by kolachess reviews
They say those who are quiet have the most to say. Masrur watches on in silence. SinJa.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Ja'far, Sinbad - Complete
Bandages by Raven Morning reviews
Wrecking building after building for 30 years takes a toll on Ralph's hands, often leaving them scratched and bruised after a long workday. But what happens when one little racer sees his injured hands and decides that it's simply unacceptable? Review, please! Oneshot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Lullaby in Ragtime by Raven Morning reviews
Restless nights are creeping up on Vanellope again, and after one too many nightmares, she decides to go to the one person she knows that can chase them away. Ralph/Vanellope friendship, prompt-fill response from livejournal. Review please!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Scandaleux by Galiko reviews
Sindria Studios has blossomed into one hell of a pornography studio over the years-the problem is, they need someone special. Kou Studios, of course, has the perfect star, young and fresh no matter what he does, and Sinbad would give an arm and a leg to get his hands on Judal, just for one film-or barring that, get his cute secretary in his bed with the camera rolling. Modern AU.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,614 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sinbad, Judar
Bricks by Cadavatar reviews
One, two, three, four. All seven pixelated building blocks hop into the air, just like that.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Make It Better by Indigo Tantarian reviews
He was broken but somehow still alive. She found a way to fix him, just a little. (pointless Valentine's Day Chelley fluff)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Love and Other Four Letter Words by Lexaa reviews
A series of oneshots, drabbles, and fluffy randomness about everyone's favorite couple, Percy and Annabeth. All chapter names will be four letters long.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,515 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Name Calling by MangoGrape reviews
Wheatley discovers preschool is not always a very fun place.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Missing Mangas by cakessan reviews
Yukio loves his mangas, but he's more concerned about his dirty little man- secret coming out if anyone else finds them. He has no choice but to try and find them with Rin's help before someone else does. (Rated for subject matter)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Mirrored by Lynse reviews
As a general rule, diving into unknown swirly vortexes in the Ghost Zone is a bad idea, but this was a time when Danny had no other real choice. Meanwhile, Jake thought he was through dealing with ghosts, but Rotwood, well, he's just getting started.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,026 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Danny F., Jazz F., Jake, Rotwood - Complete
Wherein the entire school life of mutual killings was all a setup for The Greatest, Most Hope-Inducing Surprise Birthday Party in the History of Mankind. Endgame spoilers!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Sekuhara Is Not A Good Reason For Murder by Love Psycho reviews
Or in which every male with familiar relationships with Rin prevents her from having even the slightest chance of going on a date. Rin is not amused. Slightly AU Fem!Rin HAPPY B-DAY RIN! (oh and Yukio too...)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Rust by The Fanfiction Core reviews
Chell wasn't the only one still having nightmares.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Training A Dragon by KMSMA-1 reviews
What if Hiccup was always a girl, and they all were a little older? This is a worped retaling of the books, it's rated T because I don't trust myself to keep it too kid friendly, and that is all I'm telling you! Evil laughter!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hiccup
Must Be Sad by Galimatias reviews
"You must be sad". She was getting tired of hearing that. You must be sad. She wasn't sad. She really wasn't. There was no reason to be sad when it was all his fault in the first place.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Like Snowflakes by Sakon76 reviews
The thing about children is, they grow up. Their belief is like snowflakes: powerful, beautiful, and evanescent.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
It's Been Fun by TheSecretHeart reviews
Fix-It-Felix Jr. has known Ralph for thirty years, and never before has he seen Ralph look at someone the way he looks at Vanellope.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph
Papermoron by Blueotterkitty reviews
One-shot based off the Disney animated short Paperman. Probably should go under crossovers because of it. Chell and Wheatley meet at a train station. Paper airplane folding ensues. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Reboot by bonsei reviews
The Nicelanders are still wary of Ralph the day he and Felix return. Vanellope is having none of that.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
K Through Twelve by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Human AU: Ralph and Vanellope through the years of when they first met in Kindergarten to high school graduation.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Lies and Promises by Kristen Sharpe reviews
At nine, Yukio is already looking forward to the day he won't have to lie to his brother. [Oneshot]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O., Shiro F. - Complete
Essential by bakagamis reviews
In which Aladdin's personal sun is threatened. Aladdin, Alibaba, Morgiana; Friendship.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Morgiana - Complete
Blindly Seeing by Tea's reviews
Growing up, Yukio may have been able to see things Rin couldn't see, but there were also plenty of things Rin could see that Yukio couldn't. Pre-series.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Sleep in a Place so Alive by Franki09 reviews
Aperture Science Innovators is always living, awake, moving, but humans need sleep, whether they're testing or not. And as hopeless as situations may seem, Chell can always rely on Wheatley to make her feel better. Set in that time Before-He-Went-Mad-And-Tried-To-Kill-Her. Not major Chelley, but not minor either. Android Wheatley. Please review!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Friend by Mighty ANT reviews
Ralph finally meets someone as under appreciated as him. Pure FLUFF /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Four Swords: Shadowed Truth REWRITTEN by Nira Rose reviews
A new yet familiar evil arrives a year after the Four Sword is returned to its shrine and Link disappears after leaving to reclaim it. Revenge is sought and the flow of time is distorted... The fifth Link shall reawaken at last, along with others...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,246 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Shadow Link, Vio
I promise you walls by mirai3k reviews
He keeps his head on your pillow, stares at the ceiling. You look at him, can't look away. Or, in which everyone is waiting for the day that Yukio will not be able to save the world from his brother or his brother from the world.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Catching the Sun by guardianofscrewingup reviews
What childhood influences make a Hiccup? Add one boyhood crush, a tablespoon of Gobber's mentoring, two cups of childhood loneliness and ostracization, and a heaping helping of fatherly disapproval. Stir vigorously, then bake for fifteen years.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Reasons she stayed by Nerielle Tu reviews
She was not so naive as to believe everything he told her. But she was selfish enough to want to stay, and to want him to want that too. Damien/MC Drabble Series. Rating updated
Magical Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Damien R.
The Bad Dream by fksldjfls reviews
Blue Sky continuum. In which bad dreams are had, and Chelley fluff ensues.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Break my Fall by Firefly Fairy In A Bottle reviews
Green is used. Red is invisible. Blue is judged. Vio is anti-social. And Shadow is new. AU, GreenXZelda, RedXBlue, and VioXShadow. Now has a TV Tropes page; go check it out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Reune by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
"He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Annabeth C.
Winds by Sobeitsaidhe reviews
Despite everything, if it is meant to be, the two will find each other. A one-shot, with human protagonists.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Love Unexpected by Mademoisella reviews
"How about we have a battle right now?" May smirked and turned her head slightly to the side to face him. "Alright, why not? I'll volunteer us right now." She began to raise her hand, but Drew pulled it back down. "I want to make it more fun, though," he told her, and she cocked an eyebrow at him, urging him to go on. "If you lose, you'll have to travel with me after graduation."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,787 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Snapshots by fringe31422 reviews
A oneshot looking into the lives of Artemis and Co. during those six months at the end of TLG between the last two chapters. Spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Control by KnittedSweater reviews
"He didn't care if he cried, if he broke down, or if his flames burnt the classroom. He just wanted them to shut up." This one has a bit more mild language than my first fic, for those who aren't a fan of it.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S. - Complete
Legends by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Lots of people tell stories. But only the truly remarkable ones become remembered as time goes on, and they pass into legend.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hiccup - Complete
Guardian by TX17 reviews
Link is on his last legs, but is determined to pull through. Meanwhile, Navi has no idea how to help him. How can she call himself his guardian if she can't protect him?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Navi, Link - Complete
Fumbling Toward Family by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Fujimoto Shiro knew nothing about children, less about babies, and he was starting to really, really want a smoke. Pre-series. [Oneshot]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Shiro F., Rin O. - Complete
Temptations by Diamond Lily425 reviews
Travis Stoll had never been any good resisting temptations. Especially when temptation came in the form of Katie Gardener.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
Seek The Because by Grasshopper reviews
Yukio belonged to Rin; Rin belonged to Yukio. That was always how things would turn out in the end. *Yukio/female!Rin*
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
KI: On the Wings of Light and Dark by brawlingwolf reviews
Mere weeks have passed since Pit's triumph over the Underworld Army, but things aren't as they should be. The angel quickly learns that the threat to their world has far from passed and must rise again to combat it. This time, however, he won't be alone. No pairings.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Pit, Dark Pit - Complete
Converse by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
And it all started with a pair of Converse. Percabeth and Thalico and a bunch of other pairs. But don't be fooled, there's alot more to this story. AU and OOC. Pre-written so I will update quickly! Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Back To A Life Once Lived by Queenie Z reviews
Link has a haunting dream of his own death, a memory from a life he had previously lived, and finally understands that Captain Link was much more than just his ancestor. Conclusion to "Back To Your Roots" and "Back To The Forest". TP, OOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Astrid and the Laptop by Rays of Color reviews
One shot with a modern setting. Hiccup is the school geek. Astrid is a star athlete. So what does a laptop have anything to do with it? Now a series of connected one-shots
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Back To The Forest by Queenie Z reviews
After discovering his family roots, Link journeys deep into the woods and has a chance encounter with a mischievous forest imp - all to unravel the mystery of Captain Link, the hero forgotten by history. Sequel to "Back To Your Roots". TP, OOT, MM.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Link, Skull Kid - Complete
Not So Forbidden Friendship by saphira and shruikan reviews
Stoick the Vast was not a dragon-loving man. But with the help of his eager son and a particular Monstrous Nightmare, he just might learn.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Stoick, Hiccup
Nanny Dragon by SkyBleu reviews
Dragons are not pets. They may be trained, but they are not tamed. However, rejecting all conventional norms, they're still considered family, and with family, comes the drama.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
Minding the Fort by ichthyosaurus reviews
While Stoick is off visiting another tribe, Hiccup is charged with keeping Berk in one piece.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hiccup
A Note, Or Three, Or Maybe a Lot More then Three by Suki-Alanna reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico pass notes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Like A Fairytale Fantasy by Queenie Z reviews
"If you could be a princess for a day, like in a fairytale, what would you do?" Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
My Only Friend by inkyfingers999 reviews
A cube with a heart, a trace of hope in the despair that is the life of a test subject.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
The Best Best Man by Queenie Z reviews
Now that the past has been forgiven and friendship has bloomed, how will Groose react to being asked to be Link's best man? Will he manage to say yes without turning into a blubbering mess? Probably not. Skyward Sword. Some Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Link, Groose - Complete
A Stolen Moment by Ace of Fours reviews
Lemony-delicious oneshot. Set during 'The Escape,' human!Wheatley. After Wheatley injures himself getting to the template turret, Chell discovers his deep-seated self esteem issues and finds a way to make him understand how important he is to her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Nightmares by Fullmetal Yamiflea reviews
Rin and Yukio are twins that share the same curse.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Independence by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Subtlety, a dark colored dragon, and a thunderstorm...all valuable weapons in punishing Snotlout for hurting Hiccup and disrupting Astrid's the same time.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
From Above by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Frigg doesn't even tell Fulla about the boy. Watching from far above, Frigg's heart aches for the despairing boy as he grows up...different. She wishes she could tell him just a hint of his fate, if it would give him hope for the years to come.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hiccup - Complete
26 Kisses by Katie Potatey reviews
An alphabet story of Travis and Katie's kisses. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
Thoughts of Home by thebookwyrm90 reviews
Staring down at the village, Hiccup wondered when it had become home for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hiccup - Complete
Trinket by LightningIsBadass reviews
The first good day in Berk in a long time, and a young 12 year old Hiccup wants to commemorate it. Things do not go as he planned. Mostly vent, do not read if you aren't into this stuff. Hiccup/Astrid if you squint. Rated T to be safe. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Behind His Back by LightningIsBadass reviews
Hiccup is bullied almost daily by the village, except for Astrid. Her reasoning behind it. First HTTYD fic, might be a little OOC. Enjoy :
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Astrid - Complete
How to Survive in the Wilderness by Jellyfish Jam reviews
Gobber throws the class into the wilderness for a survival test. When Hiccup and Snotlout are paired together for the assignment, how long will they be able to last? Not a Slash fic. Rated T to be safe. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hiccup, Snotlout
For Everything Else by MelasZepheos reviews
'That's for leaving me. And that's for everything else.'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Meaningful Ashes by Shimy reviews
"Her eyes fell on the person she wanted to see. Hiccup, however, did not react at all, too absorbed by whatever it was that he was doing, namely writing something on a piece of parchment." Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Steed by saphira and shruikan reviews
Link and Zelda aren't the only ones who reincarnate forever. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Crimson Loftwing/Link's Loftwing, Epona - Complete
New Year, New Life by bubble drizzles reviews
Annabeth looked up at the fireworks that were filling the sky. Gods, they were amazing. And even more amazing was the fact that she was wrapped in her boyfriend's arms, enjoying them. This new year would be so much better, she could feel it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Wedding Bell Fever by MewLuna reviews
"Marshall Lee! You're crashing the wedding?" "No, I'm just showing up uninvited." "That's what crashing a wedding is." "Oh. Cool." A bittersweet tale about Fionna's experience with weddings in Aaa. One-shot. R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Pretty My Ass by emfghtykj reviews
When mediocrity is your calling card and you never overcame the first of the 7 stages, looks are of very little concern to you. Because your entire life is just one really bad, sadist joke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Wake Up, Link! by Queenie Z reviews
Ever since they were children, Zelda has always been there to wake Link up in the mornings. Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Watching by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Hiccup never knew Astrid could see him from her window...he never thought she was looking.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Mew's Guardian by Whozawhatcha reviews
Mew can transform into any pokemon, but has also perfected the transformation into human form. Curious about the ways humans work, she recruits a troubled Lucario to protect her and escort her as she interacts with the humans. She gets more than she bargained for in this irritable, auraless Lucario, but hey, when Team Rocket attacks, what can you do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,233 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mew, Lucario - Complete
Epic Failure by The Storyologist reviews
Sooner or later, Hiccup was going to find out about those exploding eggs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Crippled by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
As winter sets in, Astrid thinks about the new life on Berk: mostly, how Hiccup's doing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Unearnable by Queenie Z reviews
Her feelings were not a trophy or a prize to be won, but a gift given graciously from the bottom of her heart. Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda. Contains suggestive and potentially triggering themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Percy Jackson: Alternate Scenes by Andrew Fisher15 reviews
Some of the scenes from the books weren't what I was hoping for-namely, not as Percabeth as I would have liked. So I decided to do a little rewriting of various scenes, and follow where The Lost Heroes left off. Moderate Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Little Things by HecateA reviews
Ella sees things people don't, and Tyson sees things in Ella that people don't. Possibly fluff. Definitively oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Ella, Tyson - Complete
Words by The Dandy Lion reviews
A failed lesson in Dragonese reminds Hiccup why his best friend was not human, but a dragon instead.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
As they go by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
The night before the arrival of the Argo II, Percy wakes up on a beach, wearing a bed sheet. And, as usual, is totally confused.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Calling by Samantha Spanner reviews
Hiccup tries to figure out one of Toothless's stranger habits. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Bruises and Bitemarks by sugarboms898 reviews
Being an adventuress isn't all it's cracked up to be. mild Fionna/Marshall
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Thank You by Punzie the Platypus reviews
After finding out that Hiccup's lower left leg is gone and that he's in a coma, Astrid sits by him, along with the protective Night Fury. It's there that Astrid realizes just how badly how they treated the boy, and how they now needed him, and Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stoick - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Flowery Swag by bubbly chick reviews
"Connor, I'm going to get my swagger back. See this...500 drachmas. If I don't kiss Katie Gardner by the end of next week, they're all yours." He's Travis Freaking Stoll. He's lost his mojo. He can get this girl, though...right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
A father knows by quwira reviews
The birth of Hiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
The Day and the Life of Our Zippleback by ArsenalReal14 reviews
Ruffnut and Tuffnut's Zippleback goes through his daily routine with the twins.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Enter The Nightmare by Crownflame reviews
CONTAINS VORE When Snotlout's Monstrous Nightmare, Hookfang, gets a toothache, Hiccup comes to the rescue and gets taken on a wild ride down the dragon's throat- FOR SCIENCE! ((Note: Written in late 2011, before we knew Hookfang's gender))
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Lines by The Storyologist reviews
A poem inspired by John Powell's brilliant score "Forbidden Friendship", and the amazing symbolism of the sand drawing scene in the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
God Gave Me You by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
If there was one thing that Ferb was thankful for, it was Phineas. It seemed like through the ups and downs, Phineas was the one who was always there. ONESHOT. HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Ready the Dragons by Punzie the Platypus reviews
Through mostly Astrid's eyes, the teens get ready to ride the dragon training dragons to go and save the adults from the fiery fury of the Queen Dragon. Some canon, but I added some of my own creative scenes to link them all together.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
Deleted Scenes and Absentminded Observations by Prieva reviews
Yukio and Rin centric. Each chapter will be a look at their relationship with each other and with their friends; includes missing scenes, and totally fabricated ficlets. No romance, no yaoi. Maybe fluff.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O.
Because He Cares by SkyBleu reviews
College!AU. Oneshot. Fionna and Marshall Lee met before they ever introduced themselves to one another.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Through A Dragon's Eyes by Psycho Kitty Alchemist reviews
Those large alien green eyes had been watching him for some time now. And as unnerving as they were, Stoick the Vast knew he couldn't raise a blade in malice toward them. One-Shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Totally The One by Dancing in the Minefield reviews
The first time Annabeth saw the new kid, she was not impressed. But since he was supposed to save the world, she figured she'd better go along to make sure he didn't screw up. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fears of Those Deemed Perfect by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
Percy, Thalia, Nico, Jason, Bianca, and Hazel are all children of the Big Three. And a whole lot of people don't understand the weight they carry. Well, this is an eye-opener. These are the fears of those deemed perfect. We hope you understand.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
That Christmas by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Huh. I thought you'd be... you know, nerdy and ugly and all that. "Was that supposed to be a compliment?" Percabeth; no longer a oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Viking by Bardess of Avon reviews
Ruffnut-centric. "That was the summer that we started dragon training, me and my brother got tattoos, and Hiccup saved our entire village from the biggest enemy we would ever have. This is the story of that summer."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ruffnut - Complete
The Friend of a Friend by HecateA reviews
How Ella and Tyson met in Vancouver, and how first impressions circled. Blooming romance at work.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ella, Tyson - Complete
Weren't Or Wasn't, Who Gives A Damn? by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
He laughed a little, "Course I'm fine. I wouldn't be talking to you if I weren't." He said jokingly. "Wasn't. It's wasn't." I corrected him robotically. "Right..." - Astrid/Hiccup. A long year after the Green Death and Astrid never kissed Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
This Is Berk by wewerethebestrichard reviews
Dragons. What was Hiccup doing up so early on that fateful day? The sun hadn't risen, and yet, he was out of bed. Please don't forget to review :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
A Moment of Weakness by lunaveea reviews
His brother was strong, but Yukio had learned through the years that even he could crack under pressure.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
french love by bubble drizzles reviews
She was in- No, she couldn't be. Annabeth Chase was not in love with him. She couldn't be in love with someone she didn't even know . . . could she?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fatal Flaws by Taylor Celeste reviews
Thirteen one-shots about the times demi-gods have been effected by their fatal flaws. One for each of the twelve Olympians plus Hades. RxR
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Upon Wings of Tomorrow by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Fifty themes on the dealings with dragons, Vikings and everything in between them.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Bonded at Birth by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
The Okumura twins are more similar than you think. / Brother-bonding.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
The Relationship Game by livelovewrite127 reviews
***Sequel to The Jealousy Game*** Percy and Annabeth are a real couple, but they became a couple by trying to make someone else jealous. Now it seems their relationship becomes inflicted with jealousy at every turn. Will they make it through the rain?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
And All That We Forgave by Max Phrost reviews
A young Unovan trainer recounts the journey he's taken so far. Nuzlocke, One-Shot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Moments of Weakness by kaitou-marron reviews
Yukio discovers that he does not handle grief well and finds himself harboring dark emotions that are hard to shake. This fic is anime-verse centric with mild spoilers through episode 9.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Priorities by TheCuriousWriter reviews
Perry has conflicting priorities with his life as a secret agent and a pet, but he always knows which priority always comes first. Spoilers from Across the 2nd Dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Perry - Complete
Waiting for Tomorrow to Come by whispered touches reviews
"Love is not knowing what you have until it's gone." Annabeth takes her time before she speaks, and "I love you" is no different. But she'll regret her silence. Pre-TLH through SoN. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Cliche Way by Faye C. Marie reviews
When Katie catches Travis kissing another girl, she breaks up with him on the spot. Travis goes to his brother for advice on how to get her back, and the solution is so clichéd no one would ever see it coming. Tratie. Written for Skywriter5's contest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
The Jealousy Game by livelovewrite127 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are two people who are both in love...with other people. So in an attempt to win over the people they love, they decide to work together and make them jealous. Can they do it without falling in love with each other? Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Of Encounters and Explosives by livingondaydreams reviews
In which Percy learns that sometimes, talking to mysterious gold-sword-wielding strangers in the woods is actually kinda helpful. Oneshot R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Can't Help But Love Him by Sorry I Just Did reviews
At times, Percy can be clueless, a hopeless ramntice sap and an idiot, but Annabeth can't help but love him. Percabeth, pure fluff, oneshot. RnR?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
My Son by Shimmershot reviews
"That was my only thought. I had to apologize. I had to take back those four haunting words."-Stoic studies his son in that brief moment as the Queen rages behind them. One shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Peppermint Swirls by Suki-Alanna reviews
You look at it. Peppermint swirls. Just lovely. Those swirls, they remind you of her. She used to love peppermint.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Much Ado about a Tail by JustTeahPlease reviews
Because when someone gets a tail suddenly, they wonder about it. It's a TAIL, dammit.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Queenie Z reviews
When young Hylians profess their love, they use a red tulip with a golden ribbon - but one small mishap may keep Link from ever giving his to Zelda. LinkxZelda. Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Confusion by merrygould reviews
Tradition were teachings of the old, the wise. Tradition was what they lived by. Now, as he watches tradition crumble before him, he is shocked he won't even lift a finger to stop it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Homework by MissIdeophobia reviews
" are aware that what you are doing does not constitute 'doing homework', right?" A short tale, written in dialogue, about the relationship between two brothers.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
In Common by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"You're a lot like her, ya know." Piper finally gets to her the real story about Silena. Clarisse/Piper friendship. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Clarisse R., Piper M. - Complete
Captivation by Sorry I Just Did reviews
"And it's you and me and all of the people And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you I'm tripping on words, you got my head spinning Everything she does is beautiful" Random cliche Percabeth fluff. RnR? You and Me by Lifehouse
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
From Human to Machine and Back Again by MarquetteFan33 reviews
Short drabbles for the Wheatley x Chell pairing. Ten per chapter, fifty total. Human Wheatley, non-human, AU, canon, anything goes.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
a thousand thoughts by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
"I'm used to being hated." / Renzou and Rin's conversation goes on for a little longer, and Rin reveals a part of him that no one could ever imagine. Renzou thinks that somehow, Rin is more than what he seems, but he's also like the rest of them. Gen.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Rin O., R. Shima - Complete
Of Flashlights and Fireworks by premeditated reviews
In which Travis is an idiot. But what else is new? Fluffy Tratie one-shot. Happy 4th of July 2011!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
What Leo Now Knows by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
When Leo wakes up once again on the beach to find it's dark, gloomy and with a violent sea, he knows that nothing good is going down. Continuation of 'What Leo Found Out'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Leo V., Percy J. - Complete
Prediction by Orlissa reviews
On the night of Hiccup's birth Stoic is visted by the village elder, and the visit turns out rather interesting...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup
You and Him by untruth reviews
A discussion with Mr. Noihaus leads Yukio to a revelation. Yukio/Rin.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Little Brother by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
She's always have his back too, no matter what. Apollo is her little brother, and she wouldn't change that for the world. ONESHOT: Artemis/Apollo sibling fic. Warning: OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Who's After Roger Rabbit? by Jo247 reviews
Eddie Valiant has been revcieving strange letters and all signs say that Roger Rabbit has got himself a stalker. But just who is it? What do they want? Is everything really what it seems?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Eddie Valient, Roger R. - Complete
Contractor by Awesome one reviews
An A/U about Percy bing a contractor and having to fix Annabeths house. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Her Pain Their Gain by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
All the pain, all the suffering, all the years with Gabe was worth it. Because her pain was their gain. Oneshot; Sally-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sally J. - Complete
A Camping Trip Of A Life Time by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
"Max how do you feel about camping?" He asked. My mouth drops open, "Huh?" I asked confused. Is anyone else confused because how is that have anything to do with the outcome of... Some are human, some aren't. And Fax! Full summary inside. Please give it a chance. Review too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Suck on That, Kate Middleton! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis and Katie go to the grocery store. Tratie fluff out the whazoo. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Just Another Romance Novel by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU, Romance, Percabeth. Percy Jackson's father owns the sea. Annabeth Chase is the most successful architect of her generation. When their lives collide, everybody thinks it's just going to be another romance novel. So why does it feel like so much more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I'm Sorry For Everything by RomansRoad reviews
Hiccup only had a moment on the ground before he faced the giant dragon. His father had something to say to him. Follow-up to "You're Not My Son". One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
He Who Would Know by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Jason knew he should be worried about the teen 'as untameable as the sea' in his disciplined camp, but luckily, someone who would know is there to set his mind at ease. Sort of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Jason G., Grover - Complete
You're Not My Son by RomansRoad reviews
Stoick left Hiccup lying on the stone, with only four words thrown back over his shoulder, "You're not my son." One-shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Memoirs of a Talking Fishbone by Satellites on Parade reviews
Fifty stories for HtTYD. Updates daily or every other day. LATEST: Hiccup prepares for his sudden chiefdom alone. Ratings of stories vary, but usually it's not over PG-13/T. Pairings will include Hiccup/Astrid and Fishlegs/Ruffnut, primarily.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,329 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hiccup
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Coming Home by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
'I'm coming home, I'm coming home; tell the world I'm coming home.' Home is where the heart is, and his heart is where she is. Oneshot not a songfic ; Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
ElysiumI'll Wait For You by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
He didn't want her to leave... He really couldn't live without her... "I'll wait for you." Oneshot; Percabeth future fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Happy Birthday! by bubble drizzles reviews
"It doesn't matter if you're immortal. If you never age. We're here to celebrate your birthday with you, enjoy it!" Thalia's birthday. /ONESHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Thalia G. - Complete
Knots by aceParadox reviews
He's not sure if he can call them "friends," exactly, but Rin figures that the term is pretty damn close. - Drabbles. Rin's POV on those he calls friends.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
Perfectionist by merrygould reviews
There's always something you have to fix, isn't there?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
What Leo Found Out by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Seriously, who is Percy Jackson? Because Leo is sure starting to feel like travelling on a boat for one of the most important prophecies to date WITHOUT the Sea God's son is like spitting in the face of destiny...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Leo V., Percy J. - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Acceptance by DragonflyonBreak reviews
Berk's greatest joy was seeing that the scars they had caused were slowly fading away...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Oblivisci by Ariadnerue reviews
Percy/Annabeth, oneshot. Lost Hero spoilers. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
I'm In Love With a God by moeichi reviews
Everyone has crazy romantic boy problems, and I, Sadie Kane am no exception. The only thing about mine is that...well, I'm in love...with a God. The God of Funerals. How is that even possible?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
PJO Message in a Bottle by xXPercidiaJacksonXx reviews
The PJO characters leave FF writers messages in a bottle. Read what they have to say.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Matched by DreamHard reviews
He would help Hiccup, because he had helped Toothless. Because they were friends. Because they matched.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Easy as ABC by livingondaydreams reviews
A series of drabbles and one shots, A through Z. Zeal- Whatever Percy did, he did with heart. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Brothers by limonciello reviews
And Yukio would always believe him. - Drabble, slight Rin/Yukio.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 179 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swimming by Shimy reviews
When Astrid had come looking for him earlier that day, Hiccup definitely had no idea he was going to end up on the beach...One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone by greenconverses reviews
"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
Many Things by aecul reviews
"You're many things, Hiccup, but a dragon-killer is not one of them." So then, what am I? Longish drabbles, sporadic updates.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hiccup
Under An Alias by callmetash reviews
Annabeth worries about her missing boyfriend, while Percy is sure that someone named 'Wise Girl' is important to him. The gods defy Zeus's ruling to help the unlikely pair. But how will Percy remember Annabeth if he can't even learn what her name is?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Case of the Hiccups by MissAnimation reviews
A series of oneshots about or revolving around Hiccup. Everyone is bound to get the Hiccups once in their life. Hiccup/Astrid. Formerly 'You Like Him'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Affirmation by xv323 reviews
Oneshot. Post-battle, Hiccup and Astrid are struggling to come to terms with various aspects of their lives - and each other. Will all end well? Major fluff - be warned! Rated T for some minor references to injuries etc...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
How to Give Her Flowers by keep-me-posted reviews
How does one succeed at giving the girl of his dreams a bundle of flowers? Well, there's always Hiccup's way. HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Mother Dearest by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
When Hiccups Mother, Val, Returns from her nine-year Quest, there are a lot of things she needs to get used to...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Until Pigs Fly by bubbly chick reviews
"Aw come on, Katie! Just because I accidently mistaken some girl for you and made out with her before realizing it was NOT you in front of everyone DOESN'T mean you can be all cold shoulder on me!" Travis slips up big time. How can he ever make it up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Annabeth Says by perkygirl1998 reviews
You know in TTC when Mrs. Chase says, "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you." I was wondering what Annabeth has been saying about him. These are some scenes about that. Some Percabeth! Might be OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Another Reason by The Rogue Lion reviews
Simba just can't seem to fall asleep. In his wake, he ends up thinking about a certain cub.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Simba, Nala - Complete
Hero of My Heart by fooboo24 reviews
Summer and Ben are sent to the Oblivia region investigate a special case, but will something more come out of it? Ben/Summer. ObliviaShipping. Based upon Pokemon Rangers: Guardian Signs.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ben/Natsuya, Summer/Minami
Popular by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
At the Fenton home, she's Jazz. IN school, she's something more. She's popular, and Danny wants to know why.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Making Up For It by Miniquie reviews
Stoick: He was going to make it right. Fifteen years of neglect. He was going to make up for it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Consequences by itsangee reviews
SEQUEL TO CONFESSIONS! The Society help Connie devise a training programme to help with controlling her anger. When Shirley gets involved, Connie starts to realise the consequences of her new powers. Rated T for mature themes and occasional language.
Companions Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Connie, Col
Meeting for the Second Time by Flaming Wolf5491 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been friends since kindergarten, but that all changes when Annabeth has to move away. AU might be a bit OOC. T for language. COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Just Ask Her by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has a crush on Annabeth, but she's always surrounded by guys. It's Valentine's Day, and this may be his only chance to get her to go out with him. Will it work or will he chicken out? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Bad Case of Hiccups by JustAnotherFangirl27 reviews
Astrid got the hiccups and can't train because of them. Can Hiccup help her get rid of them?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Cutest Thing Since Tratie by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
The Aphrodite girls are at it again! Only this time, their mission is to get Jasper together! Sequel to The Cutest Thing Since Percabeth. Warning: OOCness Jasper, Tratie, Percabeth, & Will/Drew. Two-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Piper M., Jason G.
Reconquest by Shimy reviews
"Astrid sighed, now clearly wanting to slap herself. How could it have come to this? Oh, right. Stupid Ruffnut and her stupid habit to make stupid bets." Rated T for innuendo and just a bit of strong language.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Cutest Thing Since Percabeth by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
The Aphrodite girls are at it. Again. Their mission? Get Tratie together. Join Piper, Drew, and Lacy as they attempt to get "the cutest thing since Percabeth" together. Tratie & a hint of Jasper. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Canoodlus Interruptus by prplemyth reviews
Percy and Annabeth, in love and happy, rent a hotel room. Then, because they are demigods and nothing is ever easy for them, something always has to go wrong. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Blessing by Strati reviews
Stoick was -this close- to losing his only child. That's got to be a bit of a wake-up call.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
The Best Boyfriend by E. M. Zeray reviews
Companion to "The Best Girlfriend." When asked about what makes Percy such a good boyfriend, Annabeth reflects on the little things he does that makes him the best boyfriend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Left Behind by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
"Ah…" Hiccup rubbed the back of the head. "Sorry, buddy, but I think you should stay here."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Best Girlfriend by E. M. Zeray reviews
All of the things that made Annabeth not a good girlfriend, but the best girlfriend. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Trust by Bainaku reviews
...or, ten times a dragon learned a lesson. A collection of ten 100-word snippets set during the film and, of course, from the perspective of Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
The Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon by Catnip-Packet reviews
It searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armour...its roar is so fierce, it can melt the flesh right off your bones...and it's awesome! All rights go to Dreamworks, I'm just having a little fun...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Gobber, Hiccup - Complete
Remember? by E. M. Zeray reviews
My take on how Percy starts to remember Annabeth. This will more than likely be AU when Son of Neptune comes out. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Kiss Me? by E. M. Zeray reviews
Emotions get confusing on Halloween when Katie thinks something's about to happen...and it doesn't. Unrequited Travis/Katie...for the moment.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Silent Gift by Senshaku reviews
It's young Hiccup's birthday today! Things happen and gifts are given. But he just really wants a happy birthday party with his dad. *NOTE: Hiccup is probably around 7-8 in this story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Finally Something to Talk About by Backroads reviews
Even after everything, the relationship still isn't perfect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
One More Peek by DragonflyonBreak reviews
'The dragons eyes widened but they were still afraid, still pleading.'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Guilt by DragonflyonBreak reviews
Never before did Snotlout ever really consider Hiccup's feelings as if they mattered.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
Wouldn't by DragonflyonBreak reviews
Toothless had never seen what the others had. He didn't see the scrawny, weak, non-viking child of Stoick the Vast.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Training Day by Shimy reviews
Happens after 'Footprints'. Winter has almost passed, and Astrid has kept her word: she's the one who trains him. And today is another training day. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Footprints by Shimy reviews
Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
First by E. M. Zeray reviews
First moments in Percabeth's relationship, going up until their engagement. Prequel to "In Fear and Love." First date, first school dance, etc, etc... Fluffy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
How It Worked Out by E. M. Zeray reviews
He's going to stand up and go back to his cabin and sleep. And then, tomorrow morning, it'll be the same again. He won't notice how I look at him. He won't notice how I can't focus when he talks to me. PERCABETH fluff. Annabeth's POV on TLO's ending.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Double Date by E. M. Zeray reviews
Annabeth invites the camp's new couple on a double date with her and Percy. Will it be a day to remember, or an event too tragic to forget? Fluff, romance, stolen kisses, all that good stuff!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Mine by E. M. Zeray reviews
They belong to each other. Even though they fight, even though they don't know if they can pay rent or get through the work day, they know that they have the other, and they'll always be there when they wake up, ready to reassure whatever fears they have.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice! BREAKING POINT PART THREE IS UP!: "Hiccup...what are you doing in my bed?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Sleeping With the Light On by E. M. Zeray reviews
He misses her. She misses him. But she can't. After all, she's getting married, and she can't keep waiting for him to chase after her. Tratie. MAJOR fluff at the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Handwritten Letter by cdcase reviews
The Grand Councilwoman realizes that the Hawaiian family is fine all on their own, and that they need no further help when such a strong bond is formed.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Grand Councilwoman - Complete
All of Him by Calico reviews
She was thinking that she quite possibly hated Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, he of the goofy smile, the perpetual accident waiting to happen. ** Astrid's thoughts throughout the movie, especially concerning one less than ideal Viking.**
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A Lion King Alphabet by TheLionESS-232 reviews
I will be going through the alphabet, one chapter for each letter on Kovu/Kiara romance. KOVARA. Some will be very angsty, but some will be quite light-hearted. Rating is extremely safe, probably anyone could read it.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kovu, Kiara
Yu and Ai by lifethatyouhate reviews
A collection of related oneshots based on Yu and Ai's budding relationship with each other and friendships with the others in Animal Town.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
Annabeth in Wonderland by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth usually didn't see rabbits at camp, and she certainly didn't usually follow them, especially when they were wearing a waist coat. AU-ish. Bit OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Kiss That Sticks by Akatsuki Child reviews
When Revlon comes out with new lipstick, bad things happen to the unluckiest man in the world. And yes, that includes getting kissed by random women. AU. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Who Nabbed Jessica Rabbit? by DavidPresents reviews
When Jessica Rabbit is kidnapped, will Roger and Eddie rescue this damsel in distress? Rated for light bondage.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Roger R., Jessica R. - Complete
Slow Transitions by Crazy-Chemist1 reviews
Dragons and Vikings may not be fighting anymore, but it takes more than a few days for old enemies to become friends. A slower take on the end of the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Group Dynamics by generalzoi reviews
Hiccup has as much to learn about interacting with humans as he does with dragons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
Drinking Games by generalzoi reviews
Never have I ever...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
I Didn't Know by werebunny131 reviews
I didn't know. I do now. What my dad's life had been like. I'm sorry Dad. I didn't know.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kiara, Simba - Complete
A Hic and Then Some by HeroTime26 reviews
HiccupxAstrid. They say once you get the hiccups, you're in love. Everyone but Astrid thinks so... read and review summary is not so good
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Replacement by Crazy-Chemist1 reviews
Short. Hiccup has made some changes to Toothless’ harness with the best of intentions. But Toothless hates them with a passion for his own reasons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Toothless - Complete
Gone by scorpioryo reviews
It's not true! It can't be! Scar must be lying... he has to be... YOUNG NALA POV
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Nala - Complete
Pinned 'Ya! by TheLionESS-232 reviews
Another short one-shot, a brief sequence on top of Pride Rock with the new cubs. Mild Simba/Nala. Please R&R!
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Simba, Nala - Complete
Kia Kahi by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Stitch reflects on his Kia Kahi, his true purpose. He was built for destruction… and despite Lilo’s best efforts, the temptation is still there. But even when he slips back into old ways, why does he still feel so lost? One-shot
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2010 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P. - Complete
To Fear by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless seldom felt fear. Like the Vikings, dragons have stubborn problems. What he never knows is that one human hatchling you accidentally met in a forest can cause you to feel such fear when you can obviously cook him in one breath. Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Zippleback by Luki Dimension reviews
To the village, they've always been Ruffnut-and-Tuffnut. Two minds, one entity. Doesn't mean they're happy about it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Be My Valentine by Akatsuki Child reviews
Why was that envelope on his desk? Who gave it to him? What's a secret admirer? Kid Percabeth. Valentine's Day fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Percy's Preferences by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was easier to be around Rachel, but oddly enough, he’d rather be around Annabeth where he had to think before he spoke. "Oddly enough, he liked it." Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Manual to Raising a Child by Mia M. Turner reviews
Hakuna Matata means 'no worries'. It doesn't mean 'no doubts'. Just a little drabble detailing Timon's thoughts on what raising your own predator entails.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Timon, Simba - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
From A Son To A Father by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
Hey Dad, Can you believe it's been almost 20 years? Me neither. God, it's just been so long since I've seen your face or heard your voice...
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Simba, Mufasa - Complete
Never Do That Again by MadAboutStories reviews
Kings get scared too. Mufasa's point of view of the Elephant's Graveyard. This reveals that Mufasa can be unsure too...
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Mufasa - Complete
Mo'i Wahine by Icka M. Chif reviews
It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Afterwards by EricaX reviews
Jessica Rabbit's thoughts shortly after the movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Takes place in her dressing room with Roger. Jessica's POV. Complete fluff, I warn you!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Jessica R., Roger R. - Complete
Friends by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
Companion piece to my ongoing story ‘Family’. We all know about the Warner’s past; their thoughts, hopes and dreams. Sometimes though it’s nice to see things from a different point of view - after all, friends can be considered family.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Kate's and Keith's Alphabet Book by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
For the Alphabet challenge, twenty six drabbles for twenty six themes, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet. Rated T because...eventually I'll write something in here inappropriate for prepubescent eyes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Keith/Dazzle - Complete
A Night on the Mesa by Shadsie reviews
TP. Link, Midna and contemplations regarding the costs of war atop the mesa in the Gerudo Desert. He'd survived the three Shadow Beasts. Of course, they were monsters, but it didn’t change the fact that, all this time, he’d been killing her people.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
She Who Waits by sundroptea reviews
It seemed like the days last too long for him now. What happens when heroes come home? Ilia; Link/Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Sunburns by someguy2023 reviews
Post Twilight Princess: Midna has a first-hand experience of just how terrible sunburns are... But then again, it might not be so bad after all. Link x Midna fluff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Still An Imp by someguy2023 reviews
Twilight Princess: As Link sees Midna in her true form, he can only wonder if this changes anything at all. Implied Link x Midna fluff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
A Twili Link by someguy2023 reviews
Post TP: After riding away from Ordon village, Link encounters an unexpected face who may be the key to returning to the Twilight Realm.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Merry Go Round Broke Down by Merlin Missy reviews
CGI animated toons are dropping like flies, and it's up to Roger and Jessica to find out why.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Roger R., Jessica R. - Complete
Not So Obedient by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
TPverse. Midna had always thought of humans as obedient, but she recently learns that it might have been a good idea to reserve judgement. Link refuses to obey this time, and in doing so it may cost him his life. Sorta MidnaLink, rated for lang.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Ill Met at Midnight by Xaphrin reviews
Midna was expecting to return to the Twilight Kingdom, but the Great Sages refused her return, requiring her to complete a new quest. Now, she and Link must find out what that quest could be and why it is so important. Link and Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,178 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Neon Ray by julien-schu reviews
Issun thinks about his friendship with Ammy, and why Ammy does everything she does. Oneshot.
Okami - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Amaterasu, Issun - Complete
Identity Crisis by Sophia Prester reviews
The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Dannyrella by Frodo01228 reviews
Jack has died in a strange accident, and Maddie was forced to marry Vlad Masters who brought along his son Leo. Between Vlad and Leo, Danny's life is changed into a living hell, but on the up side, there's a new girl at school...a goth girl.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Constants by Silverflare07 reviews
Mr. Lancer, who seems to move up a grade as they do, is giving his senior class a lesson about constants...No one ever expected to see this... –DS all the way!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
PASSWORD ACCEPTED by Silverflare07 reviews
Danny, obviously, has changed his password after the events of SW and now one Sam Manson is determined to figure out what it is, even if the results end up shocking her more than any pink dress her mother could buy...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Hands by Henrika reviews
Al Heidereich makes observations on Edward. There are some truths that can't be denied.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Do You Love Me? by touchreceptors reviews
While dragging Danny and Tucker into helping her clean out her attic, Sam stumbles upon something that brings back one of their most embarrassing childhood memories. Yet it may be just the key that will finally bring her and Danny together... oneshot DS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Deal by Lacey52 reviews
Oneshot. How Sam and Danny became known as 'lovebirds' and the deal that both decide to keep up. Fluffy and cheesy. Bring toothbrush and floss, you'll need it. SxD.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Lost and Found by nashinashi reviews
Post series, spoiler warning, one-shot. "I just wish you would stop treating me like your brother and recognize me for who I am." Lightimplied Alter!AlxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
The Only Thing Worse Than Dying by DaveNevius reviews
Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind. At least that's what Stitch used to think, but a new revelation may challenge that old notion. Plesae R&R
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
Encounters by Mystic Dragon reviews
Was the train to Central the very first time Roy and Edward met? Or maybe there was another time when they were both younger...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Took-Baggins reviews
A brief moment of connection between Nani and Stitch.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
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The Shuffle of Percabeth reviews
One iPod. One pairing. Two people. Three songs, and three stories to go with it. For Percy's birthday and anniversary with Annabeth, enjoy three stories with the theme from a random song Please read the AN. One-shot with possible future chapters; Percabeth; Annabeth-centric and Percy-centric. Happy birthday and anniversary, hero of Olympus! 50th fic as well, double celebration
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Friends forever, right? reviews
As they grow older and get closer, the more they start drifting apart. Percy, Grover, and Annabeth through the years. Please read the AN. One-shot, Percy-centric. Warning: depressing-ish, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Grown Up reviews
"Hey - am I taller than you?" Percy and Annabeth are just having a little walk before he asks a rather random question. Please read the ANs. One-shot; Annabeth-centric. Warning: totally pointless.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Alive reviews
Sally Jackson gets a call at 12:40 in the morning. But she's okay with it, because it's a voice she hasn't heard in such a long time. Please read the AN end . One-shot; Sally-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Eternal Slumber reviews
"- perhaps the work of the great Goddess herself, allowing her creation to get a glimpse of what is the new reality -" One night, Fi gets a few seconds sees her 'new' master. Please read the AN. One-shot; Fi-centric. Possible spoilers for Skyward Sword.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Fi, Link - Complete
The Disney's Perseus reviews
Follow our favorite demigod on his quest to become a hero, stop the Titan lord, try to figure out love possibly the most dangerous task all before his sixteenth birthday. The Disney's Hercules, following the books. Please read the AN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Percy J.
Wherefore art thou, Perseus? reviews
"Perseus, Perseus. Wherefore art thou . . . Romeo?" After the incident of Mt. St. Helen's, Annabeth decides to read a few books to keep her mind off it. But her thoughts always return to that boy. Please read the AN. One-shot; Annabeth-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Prank Wars reviews
What do you get when you put the Stolls alone for a moment's thought on April 1? A contest. One to see who's the best prankster. But somehow everything takes an eerie twist, and it's suddenly not funny anymore . . . Warning: depressing moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Collision reviews
"How can I relax when I know that he's gone?" "You know it's okay to cry, right, Thalia?" "I'll miss the little punk." Percy and Annabeth got into a horrible motorcycle accident. And only one came out alive. Please read the AN. One-shot; character death
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
As thirteen year old Annabeth Chase "celebrates" her first Christmas back with her 'parents,' a certain awkward thirteen year old boy decides to show up at her door. Please read the AN. One-shot; Annabeth-centric. Pointless fluff. Merry Christmas!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
All I want for Christmas reviews
The sight of twinkling lights and trees at Camp were all nice, but she couldn't get her mind off one thing, no matter what. All she wanted this Christmas was her Seaweed Brain back. Please read the AN; one-shot, Annabeth-centric. Rather . . . angsty?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Trustworthy reviews
Watching that trainer, Victini decided to keep an eye on him. That really nice, and caring trainer who always helped him, and gave macarons. Victini's 3rd person POV. Please read the AN. One-shot; Victini-centric. Spoilers for Pokémon The Movie Black.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Victini, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Heavier reviews
You were almost always bigger than them. Taller. Wider. Bulkier. But it still annoys you, saddens you, irritates you, BOTHERS you that you're always heavier. A rather depressing Fishlegs-centric one-shot with small sprinkles of humor. Warning: sad
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Fishlegs I. - Complete
To the Sky reviews
No matter what there is, the best thing to do, EVER, will be riding on the back of Toothless, 'racing the wind and taking to the sky.' A sort of symbolic look back on Hiccup's part. Songfic to 'To the Sky.' Please read the AN. One-shot, Hiccup-centric.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Match reviews
'He lifted a hand to his hair and pulled out a small gray streak; one that looks like it's been there for a while, and is fading away, leaving behind only a bit still colored.' A Percabeth SoN one-shot; no spoilers. Please read AN. Kinda romance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
He's my friend too reviews
With everything going on, he supposes it's no surprise that no one really pays attention to him. But don't they all realize that . . . Percy's his friend too? Son of Neptune countdown with more coming soon . One-shot; Grover-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Grover - Complete
Leaving reviews
She dreads the day. The day that they set sail on the Argo II to Camp Jupiter. But . . . she's okay with him leaving. He might come back later. A Son of Neptune countdown, number two. One-shot, Piper-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Return reviews
He may seem confident, but he's worried about his return to Camp Jupiter. But his new friends are here to help . . . Son of Neptune countdown number one. Please read the AN. One-shot, Jason-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
Who? reviews
His memory's fuzzy. All he kinda remembers is that he's a demigod, his name's Percy, and some girl named Annabeth is really important. A fic based on the first chapter of the Son of Neptune COMING SOON! .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
She will not be broken reviews
"Broken, just another word for defeated. Fancy yet detached, yes, but meaning is one in the same." Annabeth Chase was strong. She was brave. But she can't help but miss HIM. But she will NOT be broken. Little bit before SoN. Percabeth, please read the AN!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Annabeth C.
Let's go home reviews
'Phineas said, "He's usually back by now. I'm getting worried," and went back upstairs.' Perry's gone. And Phineas and Ferb aren't allowed to do anything about it. But soon . . . '"Hey! It's our Perry!"' Based on Across the 2nd Dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Phineas, Perry - Complete
Maybe another day reviews
'Maybe another day, was the last thought he had, before there was a flash of light so bright that he couldn't see anything.' Very vague and short Phinabella from the Kiss in Across the 2nd Dimension. Please read AN.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Thanks reviews
Thalia comes back from being a tree for years, just to find out that one of her best friend's has turned traitor. And yet, she can't help but thank him. One-shot, Thalia-centric, sorta songfic, companion to Fighter. Please read the AN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Thalia G. - Complete
Fighter reviews
Zoë's life hasn't been the best. But soon after that jerk, Hercules, makes a fool of her, she's not going to give up. She's a fighter. One-shot, Zoë-centric, companion to Thanks, sorta songfic. Please read the AN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Zoë N. - Complete
Her Angel reviews
Lilo has always been alone. An outcast. Isolated. So when she saw that falling star, she prayed for an angel. The best one there is. And at first, he didn't seem like an angel . . . but Stitch really was the best angel ever. One-shot. Please read the AN.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss reviews
They all believe that he doesn't know anything about what had happened. That he's DIFFERENT. He just pretends everything's fine. He's just nice, innocent Tyson. But he's not as ignorant as he seems. Please read the AN. One-shot, Tyson-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Tyson - Complete
Ignore reviews
He's NOT WANTED. The OUTCAST. Different. Getting scorned, those looks of disappointment, those sneers. And he learns to accept it. To just ignore. Set when he's probably around five to the beginning of the movie. Warning: sad. Hiccup-centered. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Fireworks reviews
It's Fourth of July at camp; and the fireworks are the most romantic event of the summer. Percy's nervous, of course, since he's with Annabeth, but 'soon he saw real FIREWORKS.' Short and sweet Percabeth one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fixed reviews
Leo knows that his life sucks. But that's okay. He'll get over it. He's got awesome friends and family. And don't worry; he'll get everything fixed. Bittersweet with happy ending. One-shot; Leo-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Together reviews
Things were finally over. Calmer. Peaceful. Sure, sometimes, things were tough. But every cloud has a silver lining. It's done. And most importantly; they're still together. Percabeth! Totally! At the end of the Last Olympian. Please read the AN, R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Alone reviews
He really didn't belong here. He was alien. Much stranger and . . . separate from the others. Almost as if he was a total stranger; like this WASN'T his birthplace or home. Before the movie or Toothless or anything. Please read the AN inside, thanks! R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Lost then Found reviews
She's just so sad, so anxious. It's looking hopeless. But her friends reassure her again, and she knows that he's lost. But she WILL find him. Percabeth! Little angsty, maybe, but Percabeth! Oh, and happy birthday to me! Please read the AN! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
She likes me, she likes me not reviews
Flashback to a young Hiccup plucking flower petals in the blacksmith stall, then getting interrupted by a certain girl. Flashforward to him doing the same, only older, and getting interrupted by the same girl. Astrid/Hiccup fluff. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Pokémon Ranger Guardian Signs: What if? reviews
The entire Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs game, from beginning to end. Except with one major change: Ben never leaves. He arrived at the beginning, and he's stying til the end. All the way through with Summer. Minor/possible future Obliviashipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ben/Natsuya, Summer/Minami
Go reviews
No one expected this. HICCUP, the boy they all mocked and ridiculed, was going to be the hero? But somehow, Astrid is completely fine with this . . . Set during the fight with the Red Death, when Astrid says, "Go." Hints at Astrid/Hiccup. Requests please!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Of Shirtlessness and Shoelaces reviews
Submission to Bubble's Tratie Bet Challenge! The aftermath of bet number nine, Plans and Laces. Slightly perverted, awkward Tratie-ness. Kind of fluffy and funny. Fun galore! One-shot; challenge-response.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Get out reviews
He is SUCH A SEAWEED BRAIN. Does he really expect her to leave him? To just . . get out? Set during a chapter and page EVERY PERCABETH FAN SHOULD KNOW BY HEART. Chapter 11, page 203 of THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH! PERCABETH! Slight friendship too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Give Up reviews
She CAN'T die on him right now, just CAN'T. Now is not the time to be dying on him. He will not give up, never give up. Especially on HER. Based on the infamous knife scene of the Last Olympian. PERCABETH! One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fine I'll do it reviews
He woke up and remembered . . . nothing. His name's Percy. This one girl's important. This she-wolf is creeping him out. And . . his life pretty much sucks. Based on the FIRST CHAPTER OF THE SON OF NEPTUNE! PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Gone reviews
She, she's like the world to him. She, she can't be just GONE. Set in the Lightning Thief, when Percy's mom "dies". The style comes from some of Lex's xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx one-shots! Please read the ANs and stay tuned for more on the way!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Percy J., Sally J.
Her Hero reviews
A short little one-shot made outta boredom and an idea. Set in the Titan's Curse when Annabeth is taken, after falling off with Dr. Thorn. Percabeth, and font styling coming from xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, aka Lex's, style of some of her one-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Carved in Stone reviews
Camp's been peaceful, until campers are starting to turn to stone. And even so, Medusa's head's still at Sally's. Or is it? Now Nico, Percy, and a new camper must race against time to find a cure. Slight Nico/OC and Percabeth! UNOFFICIAL HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Nico A.
Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs reviews
The entire story of Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs! What had happened in between the action? What were they thinking DURING the action? Find out here! WARNING: minor Oblviashipping. MINOR!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Summer/Minami, Ben/Natsuya
Ugh BOYS reviews
Okay, so this is an AU fic of very tiny, young Percabeth! Six year olds, to be exact! Possibility of turning into something bigger: an AU chapter fic of Percabeth through the ages! Whaddya think? Opinions? Meanwhile, enjoy the first grade fluff!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fault reviews
Japan. He could've saved it. He could've helped. But he was too late. And it happened. Just cause he saved the world, apparently doesn't mean he can save a country too. And it's all his fault. In memorial of the Japan 2011 8.9 Earthquake and Tsunami.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Of Perachel and Bamboo reviews
Percy's got a crush on a certain redheaded nightmare. What happens? After BotL and before TLO. This is really short, but I am not really a "Perachel shipper". Sooo . . . yeah. Feedback would be nice. On my friend, Iz's, request.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
3, 2, 1, HAPPY VDAY! reviews
SO, in honor of V-day, I'm gonna try to post one chappie on each day 3 days till Valentine's day on our at least, my fave PJO couples! First up: TRATIE! Second: SILENA/BECKENDORF! AND NOW . . . PERCABETH! HAPPY V-DAY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Off Day reviews
Just a drabble/one-shot I had pop into my head in the middle of my tennis lesson, when I was seriously off. What happens when PERCY has an off day? And WHY does he have an off day in the first place? Find out! K because of the word "damn". PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Replay reviews
Annabeth's been away for a bit, and Percy can't help but miss her. One-shot; Percabeth. Old and uncared for now, sadly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's Perfect Guy reviews
Put together a bored girl, spare time, and a small plot bunny that won't go away, and what do you have? This story! Percy finds a small list. What'll happen when he's caught? Might suck, don't care, reviews would be nice. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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