Author has written 31 stories for Trigun, Mahou Tsukai Tai, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing/AC, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Slayers, Naruto, Fushigi Yuugi, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
IMPORTANT: Hello everyone. If you are here, I'm going to guess that you have read my stuff and like it at least some (or got linked here). A friend of mine linked me to a person that is in desperate need of help. You can read her unfortunate circumstances on her Deviant Art account here -(if you follow this link, you have to go to the bar and delete the '20's that appear after the periods) I would like to help her if I can, so I am officially seeking commisions! I will write anything you'd like - any series, any pairing, any rating, any scenario, any strange crack you'd like to see. All prices are negotiable as I have no idea what to ask and it would depend a lot on length. If anyone is interested, please PM me or e-mail me directly, payment will be to uennie's Paypal account. Thank you to anyone who is interested, I'll write anything that is requested quickly and as well as I can.
Hey all XD I'm putting this up here at the top where it will be more visible. I've started posting some stories (Reputation Universe first) up on LiveJournal. My userID is fortunewriter, but you can find me by searching for Lily Kalanoa, too. My webpage link above is to my LJ, so you can just follow that if you want. Anyway, especially for Reputation and those stories, the love scenes may get extended D but I'm not totally sure yet. Check it out if you want, and spread the word XD (This has been officialy put on hold)
Sigh, I have again started ignoring my profile. I really have to try and keep this somewhat more current.
Or cheat - I think I'll cheat. A lot of authors out there use this format, so I'm gonna paraphrase all of them.
Name: Lily Kalanoa is my pen name. A bit of fun trivia! - Translated into Japanese and fudged slightly, it is Yuri Kara- no aa (Yuri, the color of 'ah') Didn't know this when I chose it, but I rather like it, ne? Now I just need to go write some yuri...
Age: well, 22 now, but I'll probably ignore this and not update again, so, college/adult!
Birthday: June 20 Blood Type: AB I think Gender: Female bisexual (don't like it - tough shxt it's my life, my soul, and I don't want in to your Heaven anyway!)
Hair: Blonde but turning brown Eyes: Hazel Body: 5'4" Generaly a white girl, but tan! and just slightly overweight -sigh-
Residence: Born in Hawaii, Live in California (SoCal), be in Japan by Summer '08 (fingers crossed)
Job: Currently student, but I'll be teaching English as soon as I have my degree
Now the more fun stuff!
Series and Genres:
Sadly I've become a Narutard, so Naruto Ranma, though I don't think I'll ever write anything decent for it
Yu Yu Hakusho Gundam Wing (I swear I have not given up on Stories of Blood) Trigun
Ouran High Host Club Fushigi Yuugi Rurouni Kenishin Avatar (It will always be anime to me! and it has just as big a following O_O)
Uh, I'm gonna stop here or this will be going on forever
Usually Angst, often romance, occasionally humor. Warning! Large amounts of yaoi! You have been warned!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE! I BELEIVE DUDES!
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
(I still don't understand how this it possible, but I've done it, both in video games AND real life)
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
(But not killed, I'm Buddhist and don't advocate death, but their karma just SCREAMS 'they deserve it)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, xKokurox, Lily Kalanoa
you know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
And finally a thank you to xKokurox who is the inspiration for me to update this and who I stole a bulk of it from. Thanks sweetie!
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