McKay
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Joined 08-10-02, id: 250407, Profile Updated: 08-02-08
Author has written 7 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Roswell, Joan Of Arcadia, Alias, and Elektra.

ANY UNSIGNED REVIEWS LEFT BY "McKay1" are NOT ME. It has come to my attention that I am being impersonated by a phantom reviewer. Once more: if the review is UNSIGNED, it has not come from me.

I've gone back to just being "McKay" after changing my old account that had that name. But, you know. Same person. You probably could have figured that out, but I'm just letting you know.

As far as fanfic goes, I read pretty much anything. I write for various fandoms. I don't have many stories published here, though, since while I'm excellent at starting projects, I kind of suck when it comes to finishing them. Most of what IS here is old and really bad. I don't know why I don't delete it.

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Breaking the Borders by Anastigmat reviews
Bad magic goes wild after the White Witch's death. In an effort to reunite Narnia with the rest of the world, its young monarchs encounter strange allies, mysterious foes, and uncover Narnia's forgotten history. Golden Age fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,832 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2007
Abracadabra, BabySitters! by WildAngels reviews
Harry Potter crossover. The BSC and other SMS students are going to Hogwarts for a school trip! Dawn becomes an active member in SPEW! Kristy wants to learn to play Quidditch! Stacey falls in LUV with a certain Hogwarts student and much, much more!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007
Amazing Girl by Regency reviews
Slightly AU. Maria is jealous when another girl wants to be Sarah Jane's protégé. Sarah Jane/Maria one-sided
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
The Proper Care and Handling of Clichés by EllisBelle reviews
The “Universe” conspires to bring Sarah Jane and Maria together through a series of increasingly clichéd events.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Teen's Guide to Coming Out by EllisBelle reviews
The Sarah Jane Adventures Luke wants to tell his mum that he's more than just friends with Clyde--and in just 10 easy steps! Luke/Clyde and a hint of Maria/Sarah Jane
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008
Twisted Santa by keswindhover reviews
The gumball machine wants Jaye to sell a Christmas doll, but it proves very difficult.
Wonderfalls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Bobby's Confession by Jemascola reviews
Bobby has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Swimming Against the Flow by JavaKoala reviews
Jaye, after a bad day with the chatty critters, just wants a drink or two, but fate and a certain wax lion have different plans. FINISHED! At long last, FINISHED!
Wonderfalls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
On a Very Special Arthur by 8inchCaliper reviews
Brain has a serious crush… but on whom?
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Illumination by wizened cynic reviews
In the end she told them the truth and they believed her.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
If that poor guy moves again, I swear to God by nodumbbitch reviews
The night after Jaye and Eric's reconciliation in Caged Bird, those damn things start talking again.
Wonderfalls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Get the Phone by helfanzoefan reviews
COMPLETED! Mahandra has a problem, well more like a situation okay a dilemma and Jaye is forced to come to the rescue.
Wonderfalls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Amsterdam! Amsterdam! by Celica60 reviews
The BSC accompanies the Kilbournes to Amsterdam. Stacey discovers an underage brothel, Claudia eats magic brownies, Jessi goes rastafarian, and Mallory is a dork. COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Queries by someone something reviews
[AaronJaye] Aaron waits and wonders. WARNING: Incest
Wonderfalls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005
The BSC, Vampire Slayers by GilraenV reviews
Whether they're sitting for the neighborhood kids or slaying vampires, the BSC will always be best friends! Completed. PARODY.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Eight First Kisses by Sophia Prester reviews
River often wonders about her first kiss.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - River - Complete
Better by Lavenderangel reviews
Sometimes, Tibby sparkles. TibbyBailey. Complete.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Reflected by Annwyd reviews
It's a little late for her to realize the depth of the relationship she's stepped into. [KayleexSimonxRiver]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Kaylee, River - Complete
What a Wonderful Kind of D'oh! by Dead Composer reviews
What happens when Bart and Lisa Simpson start attending Arthur's school? The first ever Arthur Simpsons crossover!
Crossover - Simpsons & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Misdirections by Artemis Rain reviews
FEMSLASH Unable to deal with the nature of her complex feelings for Grace, Glynis entangles herself in a web of selfdeception.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Bounty on a Bunny by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Fed up with the Looney Tunes, Daffy Duck is looking into other universes to find a worthy foe for Bugs Bunny. What's a rabbit to do?
Crossover - X-overs & Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Five Pictures of Grace Polk by wizened cynic reviews
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes a picture is just a picture. Sarah Polonsky takes a drink.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
Viva Las BSC! by BSCft reviews
The never-before-read Super Special. The BSC, along with Kristy's family, is on a school trip to Las Vegas!COMPLETED
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Scar Tissue by wizened cynic reviews
Grace had scars, but you couldn't see them. (GraceJoanAdam except not really)
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
Thirteen by Celica60 reviews
Mallory has long awaited her thirteenth birthday. She knows it will bring her maturity and sophistication. Mallory is disappointed. COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Sex and the Stranded Girl by loveleee reviews
Boone would ask her how her hair got so dirty and she'd just smile." ShannonSawyer, ShannonSun, ShannonEveryone. Het and slash.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Shannon, Sawyer
The Left Behind by dilly r reviews
She's not Saffron, River says. Anyway, shouldn't have flowers on ships, it's unlucky. Completed!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - River, Simon - Complete
all in the family by celeria reviews
Dawn and Kristy come out to their siblings. Not everyone is happy about it. DawnKristy, implied SsamStacey
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004
And I Let Her Steer by belle-epave reviews
StaceyCharlotte. The girls meet in New York, post-canon.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2004
More Than That by Whisteria reviews
Warning: The pairing is well... very out of character, it was written for a slash community, although it is not slash. Please review but dont flame! Thanks! ( Who will Joan turn to when the one she loves has moved on?)
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
Paradox by paranoidkitten reviews
Evan's first trip back. (The Butterfly Effect)
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004
A Carving Knife, Hold the Three Blind Mice Please by Heath07 reviews
[Wonderfalls]A lobster, a knife and a cold beer all work together to bring Jaye and Eric together. Sort of
Wonderfalls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004
My Religion Rules by Dead Composer reviews
The script PBS won't touch. Arthur and his friends talk about religion.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
Muffy's Baby by Dead Composer reviews
Muffy's new baby brother isn't everything she expected. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
When She Dances by Hoedogg reviews
Mary takes a wild new job in Fort Lauderdale. R for adult content. In Chapter 17, Mary has lunch with an old friend.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,716 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002
Unfinished Dance by Hoedogg reviews
A Glenoak character we all know uses makeup to conceal family wounds.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003
The Bad Touch by Hoedogg reviews
Simon tries to help the twins after he learns their heartbreaking secret.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2003
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
love lessons by Henrietta reviews
Some lessons are harder than others.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003
Simon's a Luke Champ by sophronia reviews
Simon goes to big brother Matt for advice on how to get girls to fall in love. Matt's advice is a little, um, unusual.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003
Eheyeh by Hans the bold reviews
With some powerful help, Hans the bold slashes his way toward a redemption of Lucy Camden. Slash means slash, and hence the R rating.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
The Mystery of Sabrina Bouvier by YellowRoseOfTexas reviews
A parody of Sabrina Bouvier. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read #15 & #60. And then have a good laugh because I am really, really proud of this story! R&R!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/14/2002
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Sensory reviews
Great sorrow leads to both difficulty coping and to great spiritual depth. In theory, anyway.
Elektra - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Elementary reviews
Patterns are broken, control is relinquished. ElektraAbby slash. Drabble.
Elektra - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Four and a Half Kisses reviews
Four and a half kisses that might have been. Or might not. SydneyRachel slash.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Sydney B. - Complete
All's Right With the World Because She's In It reviews
Joan is starting to turn Grace's world inside out. GraceJoan SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash. One-sided...or is it?
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005
Cats in the Cradle reviews
Clem's in need of a place to crash-along with some fuzzy friends.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
When Normal Is Behind Us reviews
Being normal is more important than most of us realize.
Roswell - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2004
Tomorrow the World, Today Your Love reviews
Alphabet fic, Tara/Anya, shameless fluff. A Saturday morning in.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Tara M., Anya J.