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Joined 08-20-10, id: 2504127, Profile Updated: 08-17-17
Author has written 13 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

Hello friends! I'm Spoon, your not-so-local friendly robot shipper trash. I primarily write for Transformers, whatever the universe, and being the One Trick Pony I am I tend to write the same pairings over and over again until we're all sick of it.

In real life I work with planes and write about planes and if you ever wanna talk about planes I guess I'm your girl. I'm always happy to hear from readers and fellow writers so feel free to PM whatever the reason.

A lot of my older fics are on hiatus for the foreseeable future, but I am working on editing a few to get them back up to scratch, so they may rear their ugly heads again in the future. You have been warned.


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Beauty in Thirds. Skywarp forgot to tell his leader he was already bonded. Megatron wakes up to find himself involved with an extra two seekers, both of whom hate him. M/SS/TC/SW

From Venus. Cybertron's natural resources have run dry. In an attempt to save his home, Megatron takes a mining ship out into the unknown regions in search of energon. What he finds is worth so much more. Pre-War AU. M/SS

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Heat Not A Furnace reviews
The war has come to an end, and they have peace. Hopefully this means Megatron will never have to deal with Starscream again, right? ...Right? M/SS Post War AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25 - [Megatron, Starscream]
Tis 'The Season' reviews
Everyone gets heat cycles. Everyone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Megatron, Starscream] - Complete
Mission reviews
Starscream reproduced, much to Megatron's horror. Years after his treacherous Air Commander's disappearance, Megatron comes across a familiar looking sparkling with a familiarly bad attitude. M/SS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,407 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 4/24/2016 - [Megatron, Starscream] - Complete
Fumes reviews
Optimus's reproductive protocols get in the way of Megatron trying to beat the scrap out of him, and it turns out to be a lot more difficult trying to fight a mech that wants to clang you, rather than a mech that wants to kill you. G1, Sticky, Dub Con.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime]
Orpheus reviews
Sequel to Faust. Starscream's not going to let Megatron go without a fight. Perhaps the road to Hell really was paved with good intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Megatron, Starscream] - Complete
Faust reviews
In a bid to win himself the Decepticon throne, Starscream strikes a deal with Unicron the Chaosbringer. The devil's due a spark. M/SS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Caught Dead reviews
'So Megatron has left him with a rusting crate of old poems and pointless trinkets -but no crown, no throne, no title.' M/SS Dubcon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Megatron, Shockwave, Starscream
Screechless reviews
Only when Starscream loses his voice, does Megatron learn to listen. M/SS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Megatron, Starscream] - Complete
Of Flesh and Metal reviews
Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 240,762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Megatron, Starscream
Gladiator reviews
Megatron Origins AU- Due to unfortunate circumstances a very young Starscream finds himself in the clutches of a fearsome Gladiator; who turns out not to be so fearsome after all. Eventual Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,645 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Megatron, Starscream
Kisses reviews
Little one-shots of little importance. Kisses between the Decepticon Warlord and his treacherous Air Commander. Suggestions welcome. M/SS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Megatron, Starscream
Switch reviews
Two shot. Megatron finds out for himself what it's like to spend a day in his Second's thrusters, and Starscream has the time of his life. Slash, Body-swap, dub-con. Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Megatron, Starscream
Agent Fowler's Super Fun Day reviews
Two Decepticons, a vigorous round of sex, and one brave Agent Fowler stuck in the middle. Explicit sticky slash. Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
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