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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

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Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,826 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jack Frost - Complete
The Man with the Blue Box by Original-callingbird97 reviews
The Tardis lands the tenth Doctor in 21st century New York in the aftermath of Kilgrave's impact on the city. Stumbling across Jessica Jones, he is mistaken for his doppelganger which leads to complications with the time space continuum. Until his ship can be repaired, can the Doctor prove to Jessica that he is more than just a face? R&R
Jessica Jones - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Jessica J.
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,148 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 6,047 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Called to the Grave by Rienuaa reviews
AU where Jessica has mind control powers as well. Things heat up, and she takes a walk on the supervillain side. Rated F for fucking awful. Heavy Kilgrave shipping abounds, so if you like arrogant psychopathy you'll probably like this.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015
The Mummy - Avengers' Edition by Tiger DeRanged reviews
The accredited and well loved movie "The Mummy" starring the Avengers. Steve and Bucky discover the map to Hamunaptra and contact Tony, a scorned genius who left his wealthy family to live his life, to lead them there. Once there the run into an ancient mummy with a grudge and an old tribe, lead by a man with breathtaking anger management issues. SLASH! Ye have been warned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Q-volution by TFALokiwriter reviews
Takes place in 2374. Features the transformation to a Q by John-Luc Picard aboard the Enterprise. Completed 11.16.2015 at 9:06 PM.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Data, Q, N. Yar - Complete
The Future is Never Set by Shraider reviews
Complete rewrite of Genisys, now including events after. AU style. Skynet hasn't perfected it's T-3000 model and instead of infecting him on the spot needs to capture John first. Will he still succumb to Skynet? Or will he escape and see his best friend again? Father/Son relationship between John and Reese. EMOTIONS
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,090 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - John Connor, Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, Skynet - Complete
Heroic Change by ReconstructWriter reviews
Sequel to Heroic Build. Danny Phantom has been revealed as Danny Fenton and this didn't land him in a lab, but now he must face a reality where everyone from his teachers to Valerie Gray knows his secret. Meanwhile Vlad's getting desperate and the GIW aren't about to give up just because of a single jury's verdict.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,391 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Danny F., Valerie G., Vlad M., Guys In White - Complete
The Drawer of Ideas and Impossible Things by Alatar Maia reviews
Where I put all the little ideas I get but don't want to fully write out. Some are inspired by other stories on here. More than just Supernatural and the Avengers, I promise. If you see something you'd like me to make a full story, review!
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S.
Q It Again by writerofprose reviews
Picard thinks his position, as captain of the Enterprise, plays the largest role in Q's obsession with him. Q would like to take that bet, even if Picard wasn't making one. What say they try it again, from the start? Without the captain nonsense?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - J. Picard, Q
Paris Burning by InsertQuirkyUsername reviews
After travelling too long on his own, the Tardis makes a decision to see that the Doctor finds himself a friend and locks him out in the middle of 15th century Paris. Chance sees him meet Clopin and through him, Esmeralda. When Frollo makes it his mission to have Esmeralda, the Doctor makes it his mission to keep her safe but it seems he has misunderstood Frollo's desires.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - 11th Doctor, Claude F., Clopin T., Esmeralda - Complete
The Demon's Dear Friend by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Harrison James Potter is bored of seeing human civilisations rise and fall. Seizing the chance to go to another dimension where there are greater powers other than humans, The Master of Death lives in the Kuroshitsuji world as a walking contradiction. The lord of Shinigami in a demon body, what would happen to the story of our favourite Earl and his loyal demon butler?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,731 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Just A Rather Very Intelligent System by DarkestSight reviews
Five times Jarvis took control of the Iron Man armour without the other Avengers finding out and one time they did.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,868 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Redemptive Opportunities by Assassin's Creed Master reviews
Lee Everett had been bitten and he slowly began to close his eyes while saying goodbye to Clementine. He was dead, but then his eyes opened and he was alive and well. Now given a second chance to make things right, Lee is determined to save those who died before and find somewhere safe for Clementine. (written With A Writer With Mixed Interests).
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,540 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Lee E., Kenny, Clementine, Carley - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 10,696 - Follows: 12,575 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Past Hearts & Beyond by TheAfroCircus reviews
He never left the penguin's mind. Not once. Skans fic. Rated T for later chapters.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,652 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Skipper, Hans] Kowalski, Dr. Blowhole
A Gift of a Heart by Alexa Piper reviews
A bank robbery goes wrong and Maddie takes a bullet straight through her heart. She dies. Or, at least, that's what she thinks. A continuation of Cordria's oneshot. Cover made by theghostof-sherlockholmes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Vlad M. - Complete
and sit a while with me by mrs.trabi reviews
AU/Realization can be a hard thing and when it hits Hereweald Hrothgar, then he's not too happy about it. Through an accident, he and his student, Jamie Novak, fall back to the year 29 A.C. to meet Jesus of Nazareth and His disciples – what will he, the dark and tough man from a different time learn from a man that knows him better than he knows himself? And what will the child ...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 137,172 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Jesus, Peter, James, John the Apostle
Don't Call Me Doctor by K.Sinclair reviews
David Tennant has long been considered to be a fan favorite who went on to become a more accomplished actor in the outside world. But what if that never happened? What if after his stint as the 10th Doctor, it all dried up? Now facing a grim reality, David finds himself at a deadly crossroads…that is, until the real 11th Doctor appears… (DW: Season 5/ AU/David Tennant/ 11th Doctor)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,968 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
At the Last Moment by Fiona Fargazer reviews
(Mostly from Cogsworth's point of view) Basically this is a story about when the castle is first cursed, how the servants adjust to this new and horrible change and come to be where they are at the beginning of the movie. Includes freaking out, fighting, desperation, a kidnapping, and at last semi-acceptance before the arrival of Belle and the breaking of the curse.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Cogsworth, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts - Complete
Second Star to the Right by SnarkyHunter reviews
AU: In the aftermath of the Battle of Canary Wharf, the Doctor inspected the basements of Torchwood Tower and stumbled upon a young Welsh archivist. Herein follows the travels of Ianto Jones with the Doctor. Post-Doomsday, Future Janto. More info within.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,357 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J.
The Twists of Fate by Alatar Maia reviews
Gabriel died in the Elysian hotel that night. But where did he go after that? Well, if you pay attention here's where you'll learn that particular story. It began with a power-hungry Asgardian, and it ended...well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? All there is to say is, it'll be a hell of a ride.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Father's Day by Sammy Heroes reviews
Happy Father's Day! Months after taking back his three little robots from the destroyed Malibu house, Tony gets a surprise he never expected. Who knew that Jarvis and the 'bots considered Tony as a father? Well... after all, he is their creator... (one-shot)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Daniel Masters by Ryuuko1 reviews
After the explosion of the Nasty Burger, Daniel has become the protege Vlad always wanted; however, Daniel's life is thrown into chaos when he is transported to a reality where the accident never happened, and it is up to him to divine his purpose in this alternate timeline...AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,315 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Unexpected Power by DraconisWing reviews
FrostIron. (Loki/Tony Stark)The Battle of New York has ended; Loki is imprisoned within Asgard. Peace reigns... But it does not last. Loki escapes, and the Tesseract is stolen... but it is soon made clear a new enemy has taken interest in the cube of power. With life itself hanging in the balance, surprising alliances will have to be made... for unexpected powers dwell in Midgard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,482 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012
He Takes a Moon by Anti-Logic reviews
Hater gets lost. Wander tells stories. Eventual Wander/Hater, with a dose of alien fairy tales and worldbuilding on the side. COMPLETE.
Wander over Yonder - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Wander, Lord Hater] - Complete
Regnant by sapphireswimming reviews
Sam and Dean once again require the services of the King of Hell. Only... apparently there have been some regime changes since the last time they looked.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Vlad M., Crowley, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Futatsu no Tsuki by JeichanHaka reviews
Completed: Light's twin brother Yue returns from abroad in the middle of the Investigation. Bonds of family and love are both tested when Yue must decide between helping Light or L, and deal with the repercussions when his friend Tenichi reveals himself as B.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - [L, OC] Light Y., BB - Complete
The Collector by PixieGirl13 reviews
Full Summary Inside: The Curator to the most prestigious and honorable ghost museum in all the Ghost Zone is tired of collecting simple artifacts of art and history. He's not satisfied with interesting, important ghosts that enjoy being on display...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 316,166 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Parallels: A Wander over Yonder Story by futureauthor13 reviews
One wanted to explore the universe, the other wanted to rule it. One never grew out of being a bratty teenager, the other managed to keep his childlike innocence. They were complete opposites, with two different lives and different goals. They did have one thing in common though: They both wanted their freedom. But there's always more than one path to a goal. Multichapter. COMPLETE
Wander over Yonder - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,776 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Wander, Lord Hater - Complete
& Bunny by Cheza-chan reviews
Taking Ben's advice, Kotetsu decides to separate himself from Hero TV and the Heroes of Sternbild. Will this change have a lasting effect on Barnaby, who's finding it difficult to function without Kotetsu beside him? Yaoi; Kotetsu/Barnaby
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,786 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Things About Tony Stark that No One Really Knows by Crashing Star reviews
Some are because he's worked to keep it a secret. Some are because no one's ever bothered to see. Either way, they're all things that won't be unknown for much longer. Story 8: Tony doesn't like to be handed things. OR, Tony teaches his pets to fetch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Rewrite of Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Blue Box by JSmith25 reviews
When the Doctor lands at Hogwarts, he persuades Dumbledore to start a new subject: Science. How will the trio react to their eccentric Science Professor? Was the object that crashed in the Black Lake really a meteorite? With mysteries abound, it is up to the Doctor to save Hogwarts from an extraterrestrial attack, as well as the might of Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,613 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mending Broken Branches by BoundLight reviews
The Doctor is still mad at Jack, but now the good Captain won't stop calling, and the Master is insisting he isn't angry. Can an apology fix everything? Terrible summary, read anyway. Note the rating for Jack's perverted mind. Part of the "What Would I Be Without You?" universe. Doctor/Master (hints of Doctor/Master/Jack)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Jack H., The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
War Stories by Alara Rogers reviews
The Enterprise's mission during the Dominion War is interrupted by Q, who's fighting his own war and wants Picard's help, in a way that makes perfect sense to bodiless genderless energy beings and strikes humans as rather... strange. Not humor. Premise is kind of cracky but I'm taking it seriously.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - J. Picard, Q, W. Riker
Checkmate by greywitch99 reviews
Takes place during the final battle and contains flashbacks (the majority is flashbacks). Lelouch and Schneizel. Their rivalry and brotherly bond. Oneshot. They are princes and brothers. They are geniuses. Once family, they now fight each other for the world. Lelouch could never win against his older brother but now...
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Lelouch L., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 5,094 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Undertaker
Breaking Destiny by Nirah reviews
The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 290,255 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Gaining Closure by depressedchildren reviews
The Elemental Lands stayed out of the rest of the world's problems, but they still kept tabs lest those problems end up affecting their world. Age 18, Kakashi was sent on a mission to analyze a threat in Magical London. 12 years have passed since he returned the Elemental Lands, and he now has time to think about his stay in London with the War over. It's time to gain closure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,914 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D., Kakashi H. - Complete
Weaken the Lock by Julis Caesar reviews
A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left... To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, N. Tonks, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
There's Never Been So Much At Stake by Emono reviews
Steve has to deal with a heart-crushed Tony and the Avengers Initiative. How can he fix things when Bruce catches all his lover's attention? Meanwhile, Peter finds out the hard way that with great power comes great pain. Can Deadpool help? Avengers Rewrite. Stony, Hulkeye, Spideypool Smut, angst, h/c, love, action, slash. Third part of the EVER FALLEN 'Verse. Full summary inside
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Every Purpose Under Heaven by ShirleyAnn66 reviews
It was just another day in the office for Tony Stark, fighting evildoers and trying to save the world. Then one minute, he's flying through the sky, dodging missiles, and the next he's naked, lying in a forest in Maine, staring at two guys who have never heard of Tony Stark - or Iron Man.
Crossover - Haven & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Audrey P., Nathan W., Duke C. - Complete
Juxtaposition by Smenzer reviews
Darth Vader meets Dark Helmet in a bathroom and funny things happen. Oneshot. Complete.
Crossover - Star Wars & Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Darth Vader - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Fade by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Illness falls upon one Bruce Wayne and due to difficulties, a certain butler has to take up the mantle of the Dark Knight for him. Will Gotham be safe under his watch? And more importantly: will Alfred survive it and all of the strange events that come with the job?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alfred P. - Complete
Caged Wolf by esthete reviews
After the deaths of those closest to him, thirteen-year-old ANBU Hatake Kakashi is headed down a dark path. But when Hogwarts requests a guard for one Harry Potter, will he be able to change for the better? Could the mysteries of his past be revealed in this new world? Set in third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,183 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Animal Behaviors by LozieDeanon reviews
Kotetsu has been looking up ways to care for pet rabbits, and to his surprise, a lot of that advice applies to the care and keeping of a certain Barnaby "Bunny" Brooks Jr. Kotetsu/Barnaby, deanon from the Tiger and Bunny Anon Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Gat by lightning bird reviews
Technically they're allies against the Fusion Invasion. In reality, DexLabs and Providence don't see eye-to-eye. Why this history of distrust? What does White Knight owe Utonium? And in the midst of a crisis, can Rex mend bridges before it's too late?
Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 114,225 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dexter, Rex S. - Complete
A New Perspective by Honeybat reviews
Harry finds himself in Snape's body. What will change?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In the Midst of Liars by Bookish Cupcake reviews
The first encounter is as survivor and child. The second is as rescuer and fallen god. The third may be their last. Each time the Doctor returns, he wears a new face. And each time, the darkness grips Loki tighter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
An Adventure With The Illuminati by A. Kingsleigh reviews
Sometimes it's hard being a pirate. Take one wrong step and you could end up tangled in a web of intrigue, kidnappings, lost memories and a centuries-old war. Just ask our favorite band of misfits. And remember...there can be no order without chaos. Story #2 of the Piratesverse.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Charles Darwin - Complete
An Ordinary Human Life by JunoInferno reviews
John Smith is an ordinary bloke trying to live his life in London, a life that he loves with a wife and children. Then one day a strange girl calls him "Doctor" and that puts everything in jeopardy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,002 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Shadow Proclamation by KatZenSPN reviews
A demon from their father's past shows up on Ellen's doorstep, claiming to want to help the Winchesters. But who is the Doctor, and what is he keeping from the brothers? Set DW mid Season 2, SPN mid Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 375 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Objective by LozieDeanon reviews
An evil NEXT with the power to issue absolute commands has found the perfect pawn for his latest scheme: Wild Tiger. Ordered to kill his partner, it's up to the heroes to keep Barnaby alive and oblivious… and to keep Kotetsu from losing his mind.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,642 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger
Rico's IQ by elite commando985 reviews
After a failed mission,the team decide to increase Rico's intelligence, but when it works too well, it may effect their lives more than they thought.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Rico
The Deepest Desire of our Hearts by bumblebee88888 reviews
Have you ever wondered what Severus would have seen if he looked into the Mirror of Erised during Harry's first year at Hogwarts? Now you can find out with some added drama along the way ! Please read and review. Severus/Albus/Harry/Lily. Canon. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Human Nature by Sanguine Ink reviews
Ten, Rose, and Jack go into hiding to escape the Family of Blood. Too bad they decided to hide in the Royal Hope Hospital…AU. TenRose. Can be read on its own, or as part of a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,327 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Situation by LozieDeanon reviews
Kaede disapproves of the way Barnaby makes her dad limp when she's not home, so with the help of some action figures, she makes a case for Barnaby to change things up. Barnaby/Kotetsu, A deanon from the Tiger and Bunny Anon Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kaede Kaburagi, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Aftermath 2: This is Not Honor by Deliverer reviews
Alive? Impossible. She had watched him die, turned to stone. Then Sensai gave the order. At war. He must be killed the moment he is caught. But how could she betray her honor, forsake all she knew and loved? She didn't know if she could.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Yori] Hirotaka - Complete
Aftermath 1: Redemption by Deliverer reviews
They all believed there was no hope for Monkey Fist. Or did they? When Killigan gets bored and Drakken needs to save face, they dare test that. But even if they succeed and survive the jungle, freeing Monkey Fist, will the three survive each other?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Drakken, Duff Killigan, Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
Reading Backward With Purpose: Always and Always by Kriish reviews
Dumbledore is presiding over an important Order meeting in early July, 1995 when 'Merlin' provides them with a book to shape the future...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Severus S., Albus D.
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Revealing More Than Necessary by ChibiAyane reviews
This is a little boring but I had to write it. This is my idea of how the phone conversation between the Master and the Doctor should have gone in The Sound of Drums. It should have been funnier and more revealing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [10th Doctor, The Master] - Complete
A Sober Discussion by Darke Angelus reviews
Antonio and Kotetsu discuss how they feel about all of the rampant fanfiction and fanart circulating the Internet, portraying the Heroes in a way that Bison wished would stop. Tiger shares a unique opinion on the issue. -One shot-
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Antonio L./Rock Bison - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seeing is disBelieving by pearl84 reviews
Cowritten with Truephan. Rated T. Before PP. Ghost OCs. Caught in the crossfire between Time and Existence, Danny and Vlad are forced to face the Master of Time, the Defenders of Existence, a new Enforcer, and, ultimately, extinction. Full summary inside
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 458,571 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Cold Descent by Hayabusa47 reviews
The tale of the Ice King, the tale of his cold descent into madness. Some Spoilers. Also I suck at summaries.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Ice King - Complete
A Hunting We Will Go by Amaterasu1969 reviews
In which Lord Voldemort and Darth Vader destroy that bane of fiction, Twilight.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort - Complete
Oh No He Didn't by Mair Technosage reviews
As Kotetsu stood between the doors of life and death, it wasn't Tomoe who convinced him to return but the Brooks... De-anon from LJ meme & spoilers for Eps. 24 & 25.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
The Order Reads The Wizard King by arashi wolf princess reviews
Having an encounter with a lion ghost known as Mufasa, the order is reading a story which may have an affect on their future. How will most endure of the fact knowing the truth is possible before them. One question comes to their mind, Who is the Wizard..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,695 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Harry P., Mufasa - Complete
Thankful Hearts by Cybra reviews
Things get crazy around Thanksgiving with trying to get the meal just right, but the team in the dam knows what's really important. Post-Back In Black, slight AU.
Generator Rex - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Rex S. - Complete
Crashing Down by Stargazer Nataku reviews
To say he was worried was an understatement. And with each night that passed, his hope faded still more.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2011 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Penguins Lemurs and Twins oh my by Mastermindhunter reviews
A story me and Tonycakes write together. We switch between chapters. Twin girls find out they can talk to animals at age sixteen. How will this effect their lives? Join them on their adventures through New York. Brenna is mine. Tera is Tonycakes.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,141 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - King Julien, Skipper
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Addiction by Sister Nighshade reviews
Shinigami detest demons. But they have the same vulnerablility as other humans, a painful addiction to them. William T. Spears is not a perfect Shinigami...Even he can be taken by the riles of sin and lust... And become addicted to his worst nightmare.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - William S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Taller and Alone by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Tallest Purple has grown and is declared the only Tallest of Irk, while Red gets exiled and sent down to Earth. With Zim. No romance, just friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
Instinct by dsfgajkh reviews
When a mishap between Vlad and Danny brings unexpected results, a young Dan - altered by the circumstances - will have to figure out if his nightmares are a prelude to a darker truth, and if there's really such a thing as destiny. Mpreg, full summary inside. [NOT abandoned, on hiatus]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,265 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - [Danny F., Vlad M.] Dan Phantom
Revenge of Blowhole by penguinsfan19 reviews
The Guardians and the penguins are back in the peaceful Central Park Zoo. Marlene, the badgers, and Lemurs stop by the HQ and romance is in the air.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
A Vent Comes to Haunt by Miriam1 reviews
This fiction is inspired directly from You're-not-so-big's two-shot crossover of Danny Phantom and Harry Potter in her fic entitled "A Vent for ADD." It is dark, it is scary, and it looks like Danny's worst nightmare.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 457,975 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Thereafter by CupOfAngst reviews
What if the events of "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom" weren't a simulation? More importantly, what if the events that succeeded the fall of the Massive had played out a bit...differently? [TWO-SHOT]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Dib, Red] - Complete
The Hellbound Hearts by Da Games Elite reviews
Jafar rises from the grave as he's summoned by Ursula to a meeting of the fallen villains. Can these villains be united under one leader, or will their selfish goals, differing philosophies, and all around hatred for one another ruin them all?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Defense Against the Dark Side by Cythieus reviews
Harry and friends return to school to finish their seventh in the wake of the war only to find that the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching job has been taken by none other than Darth Vader...hilarity ensues. R&R
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Darth Vader
Control by Reibeast reviews
Spontanious Crackfic. Giovanni, sadistic bastard that he is, wants to prove to Cyrus, that despite his superior nature and condemning emotions, even he can't deny the feelings his body desires. AbsoluteControlShipping. Now with added formatting.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Cyrus/Akagi
Too Spicy For Eywa by CleverNickname reviews
A fic written upon request, a sequel to "Eywa is a Mother".
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - M. Quaritch - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Average Day of Doom For The Tallest by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what a normal day in the Tallests' lives is like? No? Well you're gonna find out anyway.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Monkey Tails and Penguin Feathers by penguinsfan19 reviews
Darla apologizes to the penguins and the guardians! But will they forgive her! I WANT MORE REVIEWS, SO PLEASE COMMENT!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
New Animals at Central Park Zoo by penguinsfan19 reviews
Chapter 5 is finally finished, but so is my first fanfiction Tear . I would love to get some more reviews, so PLEASE COMMENT!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Father's Day 2 by ponytail30527 reviews
The mini's are now teenagers, and Dr. Blowhole has a new plan, but he soon learns that another villian has thier eye on them. When they team up, will the penguins be able to save the day?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Dr. Blowhole
Encounters in the Fourth Dimension by Wannabe Darklord reviews
When the Scoobies meet a rather odd pair, they discover that time does not necessarily have to follow a strict progression of cause and effect.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor
Power of the King by escapeasy reviews
Contains Spoilers / Lelouch/Schneizel. The entire world has submitted to Lelouch vi Britannia, but of all those held tightly under his thumb there is only one person he cares to ravage... Or should that be "ravish"?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Lelouch L., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Drabbles by ponytail30527 reviews
Hehe, yeah, there have been a lot of these. Anyways, I started writing a few drabbles for fun, and I really enjoyed it in the end! So I hope you enjoy them, too!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010
Alina by ponytail30527 reviews
A new guest star story! King Jullien's been down lately, but who is this Alina he keeps whispering about?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - King Julien
The Gifts Our Parents Gave Us by ponytail30527 reviews
It was sad that the kids didn't know thier parents, but maybe they can learn them by finding thier hidden talents that thier parents left them. Credit to halfhuman123 for the idea
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
Complicated Love Story by ponytail30527 reviews
Shout out to TheFrozenShadows for helping me out with this, but in this story, the kids are put into another situation. Athena wants to help her stressed dad out by perfecting love potion 37, but an accident makes the kids fall in love with eachother!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
What I'd do for my son by ponytail30527 reviews
Oh no! Marshal's kidnapped! What can Skipper do to get him back? My first humanized story!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Skipper
Family Reunion by ponytail30527 reviews
Skipper's having his family reunion, but with his new son, his crazy brother, and all these embarasing childhood secrets, will Skipper be able to handle it all? Stargazer128 is helping me out with this by the way!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Skipper
Babysitting101 by ponytail30527 reviews
This is when my O.C.'s are babies, but don't worry, this is more of a Kowalski story! Kowalski's in charge of the kids while Skipper, Private, and Rico leave. What could go wrong? Oneshot!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kowalski - Complete
Meerkat Mania by ponytail30527 reviews
Okay, my 3rd guest star story, her name's Megan, a sassy, yet loveable meerkat! She's pretty cool chalenging everyone and soon finds a friend in Mort.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Study Buddies by ponytail30527 reviews
A cute O.C./O.C. moment for my characters Athena and Buttons. Buttons needs help finding a history topic, so Athena helps him out and together they learn a little more than history.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Nothing Happened! by ponytail30527 reviews
when Marshal and Elli fall asleep on the couch, they're caught by Skipper and Private, and they assumed the worst!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Little Zoo Series: The Three Week Challenge by ponytail30527 reviews
Can Marshal go three weeks without pranking? Can Skipper go three weeks without his coffee? Find out in this cute Father and Son story!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Skipper
The New Fox by ponytail30527 reviews
My first guest star apperance! A new fox comes to the zoo and is attracted to Julien, can the kids get them together?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - King Julien
Little Zoo Series: Rico's Hobby by ponytail30527 reviews
Rico's got a new hobby, but what could it be? He's coming home with muddy shovels and Marshal thinks that it could be murder! My halloween special! Rated T for safety.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rico - Complete
First Kiss by ponytail30527 reviews
A new girl drops by the penguins' habitat and Marshal gets his first little crush. Guest star Terra Young! Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Love Letters by ponytail30527 reviews
I did have this story on Sneaky at the Meeting, but I edited it to make it ten times better! Okay, Marshal, Eggy, and Peanut want to get Skipper and Marlene together, so they write a love letter. Will they fall for it?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Skipper, Marlene
Recognitions by ponytail30527 reviews
A cute family moment for the penguins. What will happen when Elli, Private's daughter, breaks her leg? Can Skipper comfort a worried Private?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Skipper, Private
Comforting by ponytail30527 reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Skipper's hurt and Marshal's mad at himself for not being there. Can Marlene comfort him?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Kowalski and Athena by ponytail30527 reviews
A cute little father/daughter moment for Kowalski and his daughter.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Kowalski - Complete
Father's Day by ponytail30527 reviews
It's Father's Day at Central Park Zoo, but things go from bad to worse when secrets are revealed and Dr. Blowhole enters the situation! Rated T for violence. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Flirting Gone Wrong by ponytail30527 reviews
Ever since Athena and Elli met Jack and Buck, they've been flirting with them and the other girls. Now they've made it musical! yeah, they're my O.C.'s
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Sneeky at the Meeting by ponytail30527 reviews
Read The rescue program first! After Skipper tells Marshal he can't go to the zoovineer meeting, Marshal decides to get sneaky!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Skipper - Complete
NCIS, Transformed by Emerald1 reviews
When it's only Monday and McGee's phone just transformed into an alien robot, you know the rest of the week is gonna suck. Tuesday's arrival of the killer blonde with a really long tongue and a crush on DiNozzo doesn't bode well either. Movie Challenge.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,812 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Tim M., Ratchet - Complete
Now We Meet Haley by ponytail30527 reviews
This story stars Haley, the little kitten from one of my last stories "The Rescue Program" People are always scared of her, but she really wants a friend. Maybe the kindness of Elli, Private's daughter, can help her. completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Zoo School by ponytail30527 reviews
It's time for school! and Marshal's not happy one bit. What can the others do to make it seem better?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Beachball Bounce by ponytail30527 reviews
Ariel, Dori's daughter, plays a new game with the other kids! Important message inside for those of you anxious for Father's Day!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Button's first word by ponytail30527 reviews
Buttons really wants to talk, but what happens when talking could save him from getting hurt? Based on my last story the rescue program.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Rico - Complete
The Rescue Program by ponytail30527 reviews
A new rescue program drops off new animals. The twist? They're babies! Some Skilene. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,672 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Skipper's Cleaning Dance by ponytail30527 reviews
After King Julien orders his subjects to bake him a yummy cake on King Julien Day, Private, Kowalski, and Rico catch Skipper Cleaning the H.Q. Funky style!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Skipper - Complete
Copra Cabana by CSI Clue reviews
After an accident, Tony and Pepper find themselves depending on each other in a way they never expected.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,477 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Kiss for the Iron Bat by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang/Batman/Ironman Crossover. Pairings inside. Moved from Movie X-Crossovers because...It's Harry doing most of the talking
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Monkey's Valet by VampireNaomi reviews
Bates hated to admit it, but it looked like Lord Fiske was going insane.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,198 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Death Becomes Him by rosedemon54 reviews
An afterlife chat between SS and AD. A bit quirky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Circus of life by Maleficent Angel reviews
Charlie decides that he does not want to end up as lonely as Mr Wonka, so insists on keeping in contact with the outside world, leading to all kinds of problems. Eventually, and we do mean eventually, WonkaOC. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,402 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005
One of Them by tbka reviews
Snape Centric. Snippets of missing scenes from the ending of GoF to the ending of DH. .::. Severus Snape has been through a lot in his life. But just how much was he forced to deal with as a spy in the second war against Lord Voldemort? .. Spoilers for DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Switching by triedunture reviews
Wherein boys switch bodies and hilarity ensues. ClarkLex
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
One Heart by Kenya Starflight reviews
Post ROTJ AU. Luke and Vader have destroyed the Emperor... but something goes horribly wrong, and the Skywalker family must deal with the aftermath. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Whatever I've done by Logospilgrim reviews
Professor Snape is almost killed by Voldemort. The faculty members and student body are confronted by the sacrifices that their Potions Master has made throughout his lonely years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,449 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by PhantomTF reviews
Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
About Turn by Mina1 reviews
Delirious and in shock after Bespin, Luke inadvertently reveals his next-of-kin, but what will the Alliance leadership do with the son of Darth Vader? Concluded.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,792 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/24/2001 - Published: 5/28/2001
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