Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.
My name is Dave,
LOL JK my names not Dave, I got that from a movie, not a very memorable movie as I can't remember what it was even called -.-
My name is Beth,
But you can call me Monster, because that's the way it is.
OK: I like, Paramore, Lady Gaga, McFly, Biffy Clyro, Maroon 5 (We all know Adam Levine is a Nymphomaniac, but that's why we love him), The Script, A Day To Remember, a bit of All Time Low, Florence and the Machine, Guano Apes, some My Chemical Romance (I'm getting there, Tatty XD) and I like some songs by Escape The Fate, Pierce The Veil and VersaEmerge.
So, if you want to inbox me to talk about music, feel free, because I larve it :3
Favourite authors...: Christopher Paolini, PC Cast (She's a fucking Nymphomaniac with the porn she's writing, too!), Derek Landy, Darren Shan, and some others, but who's excited for Inheritance this November?! I AM! Onto the topic of me. Tattyeatszombies is MINE. I married her, I wooed her, I courted her, I shagged her, I OWN HER. So don't make a move on my woman!
Well, I want to be a director, so I guess that's one of the reasons I got into writing, you know, going into screenplay then working my way up? I want to work with Nikki Reed, for the obvious reasons, and also because she's a damned good actor and one hell of a Director, I bet I could flourish under her guidance. It'll never happen.
Yeah, if you're reading my fics, and not reviewing them, fucking sod off, you have no idea how annoying it is to be getting loads of hits and no bloody reviews, so unless you're willing to give feedback, don't read the fucking story, Amen, good day to you!
And if you have any suggestions for my fics, don't hesitate to message me, I would put my email here... I just don't trust you... perverts.
Also; hey Bobbi ;D I'm not sure if you're reading this but if you are then hello my dear cousin. I envy your skills, give them to meeee yeeesssss? No? Fine then, sod off to Manchester or wherever you're going in september *pout*.
So anyway, be good, don't take God's name in vain even though I do :S and if your crucifix falls off you wall and rolls across the room, pray. Because that happened to me, and now I'm dead :S
That'll be all, Monster. x
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