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Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hello,

My name is Dave,

LOL JK my names not Dave, I got that from a movie, not a very memorable movie as I can't remember what it was even called -.-

Hello,

My name is Beth,

But you can call me Monster, because that's the way it is.

OK: I like, Paramore, Lady Gaga, McFly, Biffy Clyro, Maroon 5 (We all know Adam Levine is a Nymphomaniac, but that's why we love him), The Script, A Day To Remember, a bit of All Time Low, Florence and the Machine, Guano Apes, some My Chemical Romance (I'm getting there, Tatty XD) and I like some songs by Escape The Fate, Pierce The Veil and VersaEmerge.

So, if you want to inbox me to talk about music, feel free, because I larve it :3

Favourite authors...: Christopher Paolini, PC Cast (She's a fucking Nymphomaniac with the porn she's writing, too!), Derek Landy, Darren Shan, and some others, but who's excited for Inheritance this November?! I AM! Onto the topic of me. Tattyeatszombies is MINE. I married her, I wooed her, I courted her, I shagged her, I OWN HER. So don't make a move on my woman!

Well, I want to be a director, so I guess that's one of the reasons I got into writing, you know, going into screenplay then working my way up? I want to work with Nikki Reed, for the obvious reasons, and also because she's a damned good actor and one hell of a Director, I bet I could flourish under her guidance. It'll never happen.

Yeah, if you're reading my fics, and not reviewing them, fucking sod off, you have no idea how annoying it is to be getting loads of hits and no bloody reviews, so unless you're willing to give feedback, don't read the fucking story, Amen, good day to you!

And if you have any suggestions for my fics, don't hesitate to message me, I would put my email here... I just don't trust you... perverts.

Also; hey Bobbi ;D I'm not sure if you're reading this but if you are then hello my dear cousin. I envy your skills, give them to meeee yeeesssss? No? Fine then, sod off to Manchester or wherever you're going in september *pout*.

So anyway, be good, don't take God's name in vain even though I do :S and if your crucifix falls off you wall and rolls across the room, pray. Because that happened to me, and now I'm dead :S

That'll be all, Monster. x

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Scar Tissue by Faith-fanfic16 reviews
Following her brother's death, Arizona spent 3 years in the Marines as a Navy surgeon. Critically injured in an insurgent attack, she flies to Seattle for treatment with an up and coming orthopedic surgeon, Dr. Calliope Torres. Detailed summary inside.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,891 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Arizona R., Callie T.
Ink by niceoneBlondie reviews
AU. Naomi had a throbbing headache and no recollection of the night before. She quickly realized that not only was her head hurting, so was her wrist. As she stared down at it in disbelief, she tried to remember how the letter E got tattooed on her skin.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,647 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Secrets Can Kill by SM123 reviews
A/U High school Fic. 16 year old Callie is the most popular girl in her friends and family, she seems like any other regular girl but Callie is hiding a dark secret. Extended summary inside.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,723 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Callie T., Arizona R. - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Flavour My World by BuyMeLiliesWhenImSad reviews
AU. Callie Torres is a hardworking Head Chef and one day a salmon changes everything by bringing a blonde into her life.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,798 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Callie T., Arizona R. - Complete
Sea Foam by NanukXJesseXNalaarXAshe reviews
Bella Swan figured that life in Forks would be tame and almost boring. Then, a hoard of surfers come into town for Surf Competition: Olympia...including the famous Cullen Five. Will Bella find love, or will it be taken away with the tide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 219,857 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Alice, Bella
Mesmeric Stranger by Eden Storm reviews
Bella moves to Forks and meets her destiny... I don't own these characters, and this is my first post - so please be gentle. Bella/Alice - don't like, don't read and a BIG thanks too everyone who has submitted a review. **Story Completed**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 171,237 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Letting Go by Lovefromthebottomoftheworld reviews
Emily is a writer for a creative ad agency. Naomi is an Account Manager who prides herself on her professionalism. Both are misunderstood, but can they find their way past reputations to the real people below? Lots of angst, anticipation & lust on the way. Related Tumblr here: lettinggofanfiction(dot)tumblr(dot)com/
Skins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,499 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Against All Odds by SofiaSofiaSofia reviews
When Callie and Arizona started planning for a second child, they were nervous. After all, Sofia's first few months had been incredibly scary. However, now that a new baby is on the way, they are trying to set aside these illogical fears. Sofia's new sibling will be just fine, right? Longer summary inside.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 133,788 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Callie T., Arizona R. - Complete
Cupcakes and Tattoos by HereWeGoNow reviews
AU: Callie Torres is the best tattoo artist on the west coast. Along with her business partner/best friend, she owns her own successful shop. What happens when a new business with a perky new owner opens up next door?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,866 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Callie T., Arizona R. - Complete
Four Point Play by jaxicen reviews
Naomi is popular girl, team captain and star player of Roundview's basketball team. Emily's the low profile, shy girl who's good at her studies. They strike up an unexpected friendship and connection.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,528 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Turning Slowly by Peppersister reviews
Emily Fitch was taken from her bed in the middle of the night, put in a room, and hasn't had contact with anyone for over a month. Until one night, when she heard a knock on the wall...
Skins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,894 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Learning to be Human by shamrock1787 reviews
Alice thinks she's found a cat while hunting, but it's actually a girl. A completely feral girl with no knowledge of language or human etiquette. What's Alice do? Takes her home of course! A/B, Mostly T, with some sexual situations later on. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,415 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Alice, Bella
Manifolds by Miss.Maraudeur reviews
Set after S04ep08. Naomi is involved in an accident when she runs away from Emily after an argument. Her world becomes a mess when she wakes up and realizes she's not in the hospital. In fact she has no idea where she is and what it means.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 295,704 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Pleasant Surprise by Apocalyptic-Wasp reviews
With Tanya, it was different. She didn't get angry when the blonde would growl about how a particular man or woman wouldn't ever have a chance with her, that she was hers. She smirked softly. She kind of liked a jealous Tanya. TxB Vampire/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,664 - Reviews: 5523 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving up the Ghost by Trufreak89 reviews
Naomi Campbell has always been different. She's spent her whole life hiding how different she and her family really are, but when misfortune throws Emily Fitch in to her world she has to finally learn to trust someone with her secrets. Complete
Skins - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,225 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Coming Back To You by post-war reviews
Emily and Naomi break up after Emily finds out Naomi cheated on her with Sophia. Four years later, having had their whole university career to shape and mature them, they meet again.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,142 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
I Hold A Force I Can't Contain by HyperFitched reviews
AU future story. Naomi and Cook run a Circus Company in Bristol, where most of the other gen2 characters are also performers. What happens when they decide to hire a new act from London for their forthcoming show? Don't be afraid, this is modern circus.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
The Bend In The Wave by HyperFitched reviews
Naomi Is a student studying marine conservation. When she travels with her best friend to the Welsh coast for a practical project she meets an intriguing bunch of locals, one of whom manages to completely enchant her.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,356 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Country Girl at Heart: Part 2 by bowlingstar11 reviews
Arizona is a legend in the PBR world and is/was retired. Callie is an attending at SGMW. The two are trying to start a life together, but will the rush of the ride prove to be more than their relationship can handle? Sequel to Country Girl at Heart.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 102 - Words: 208,380 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Arizona R., Callie T. - Complete
Inside the Box by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Bellice. A story of falling in love with your best friend. Of loss and betrayal, of the lessons and mistakes you need two to make. It's just a simple teen love story, a time of firsts and lasts. And vampires. Language & sexual situations. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,935 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice, Bella
This Life and the Next by Soricha reviews
Very A/U. What if Love is truly eternal?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,312 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Callie T., Arizona R.
Arrows Fletched by SecretOriel reviews
Valkyrie and Fletcher may be "an item" but they're not THAT close.....are they? Rated M for a reason, some lemons definitely on the way FletcherXValkyrie
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
The Game by Predators and Prey reviews
Round robin Naomily story featuring such epic authors as: esdiferente, HyperFitched, imagine alex, LuvActually, and Heather mother freakin' Hogan. No one can resist the power of The Game. Click me. You know you want to…
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
The Chronicles of Cain 4: The New Year by Eternal Scene reviews
The fourth story of the Chronicles of Cain: Val and Fletcher have finally tied the knot and decided to wed. Though as Fletch hopes for a calmer and happier future for him and Val, Eternal Scene and Adrasdos dark return to Dublin to create even more chaos.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
An affair to remember by emilionaomikins reviews
Naomi is drinking alone in a bar contemplating all that is going wrong in her life. Her thoughts are interrupted by a beautiful redhead. Could she offer some of the answers Naomi is seeking? One shot, rated M for later content but it's got a plot!
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
The Chronicles of Cain 3: Christmas Special by Eternal Scene reviews
This Christmas will be a tale of deep Romance, Happy Memories, New pairings and even encounters with old and new friends. What happens when Eternal decides to visit Ireland? What hacov happens now? And what about Fletcher and Valkyrie's growing love?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Your Singer, My Singer by Demon of the Snow reviews
I couldn't explain the attraction I felt towards her, the gravity that pulled me in, the way I felt so alive, finally…What was that Edward had said about La Tua Cantante? Starts in New Moon, AliceXBella, Alice POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,822 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Chronicles of Cain 2: All Hallows Eve by Eternal Scene reviews
Val & the Gang have yet another adventure on the night of Halloween, but what they don't know is that the party they go to, is cursed under an enchanted spell of which turns all partiers there into the creature they dress as. Fletcherie, Ghanith
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,327 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
The Chronicles of Cain 1: The Holiday by Eternal Scene reviews
Valkyrie and the gang decide to go on a holiday, but during their time there, it seems that the Gang face Vampire attacks, Birthday Troubles and mostly, Valkyrie learns that she is in love with Fletcher. Fletcherie Ghanith! Review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
A Choice Between Three Good Things by Belmione reviews
"So the way Jacob feels about me. You feel the same way?" Alice nodded, heavy shame written all over her delicate features. "So, you're in love with me?" Alice closed her eyes. Her voice cracked as she spoke. "Deeply." Alice/Bella. Click for more details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Skin Deep by Isabel0329 reviews
There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,544 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
American Dream? reviews
A case from the Sanctuarty sends Skulduggery and Co. to Chicago. While there Fletcher's affections for Valkyrie blossom, and as Valkyrie discovers her own, she also finds she has irrational fears...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.