Name, age, b-day, phone#, address, city zip: ...seriously, WHO does this?

Likes: Family, friends, electronics and video games(nerd lol!), manga/anime, music(gospel, R&B, J-pop), more stuff...

Dislikes: Evil and animosity of all forms, everything people in their right minds know they should not do, alot more stuff along those lines...Even though its a very general list its just common sense right?

Hello to all!

I have been a reader and a fan for many years, now it is my turn to write. I will always try to update as soon as I can, but no promises. Why? School, it's that simple.

Reviews containing constructive criticism will be welcomed, flames will be extinguished. Don't like, don't read. Many people waste their precious time telling off flamers, I won't.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. (Whatever comes up first, I'll write.)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND HELP STOP RACISM!!

Writing Style: I found that my story ideas are prone to being crossovers,or if they're just one series, its usually Naruto. Expect many eventually. Also I will take a normal story/crossover story and twist the plot in a way that hasn't been done before or hasn't been done much. The basic length of my story's chapters are 2,500 words, it usually ends up as more. Soon I will begin to take up challenges; If anyone has any suggestions please pm me.

Upcoming Stories

1. Past Mistakes: Naruto/ Bleach crossover. Chapter 2 up! Rated M (In-progress)

2. Naruto Mystery Dungeon: Naruto/Pokemon crossover. Chapter 3 up! Rated T (In-progress)

3. Toward the Sun Rated M Chapter 1 up! (In-progress)

4. Lost on the Road of Life: Naruto rated M Chapter 2 up! (In-progress)

AN 9/1/11: Thanks to everyone for not telling me to get off my lazy butt! I have been writing ALOT. Sadly, 2 failed attempts at this means you can't depend on me for deadlines. I'll be updating sporadically through the rest of the year, if at all. A big part of this is because I forgot I had to go back to school in August, not September. That cut time out for writing. I'm not dead, nor on hiatus, just slow.

Translations of Japanese terms can normally be found at the end of each chapter. If not, I forgot to put them there and they will be in the next chapter.