Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers.
Hi, I'm Luna Dare!
I enjoy Reading, acting, writing, drawing and singing. I write all kinds of stories some of wich are very sad. I love Percy Jackson!
I'm going through a percy jackson and the Olympians obsession at the moment and try to take one of the books with me every where i go incase you know... i get... bored to death! Any way i cant decide who my favorite charecter is now because i like them all. I tend to write with what i think is too much decriptions sometimes. So this is just a heads up. Also I'm not the biggest fan of the twilight series but as long as it isn't too bad i guess I will read it.
I love NCIS and im pretty sure McGee is my favorite!!!
you say jonas brothers, i say Blink 182
you say britney spears, i say Green Day
you say miley cyrus, i say Linkin Park
you say Backstreet boys, i say Sum 41
you say pop, i say rock/punk
92% of kids have turned to rap or pop
If your one of the 8% still listening to real music copy and paste this
Never underestimate your mother in law, even if you are a sniper.
Keep your loved ones close, your enemy closer and that long-haired lawyer on the tightest leash imaginable.
Always keep an eagle eye on what Ducky selects to wear as his tie.
All murder is evil, unless it is Gibbs, his mother-in-law, his ex-boss or his ex-lover engaged on a totally meritorious act of revenge
When you take a bullet to the vest, stay down and rest. It might save your life.
If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in.
Never trust a politician, even if he is an ex-Marine.
Raise your daughter to be a killer so that your grandaughter is free to be a pacifist.
Never mess with the family, and Gibbs' team is family
Never mess with silver-haired snipers.
If you think Gibbs' wrath is something to fear, CBS' wrath over spoilers will melt your eyebrows.
Look not for spoilers in the NCIS wiki universe, for anticipation is the delight of the happy soul.
If she is good looking, a doctor, and Ducky is attracted to her, then she is 99 per cent certain to be the villain.
It is OK to look like a goof-off, so long as you are actually hard-working underneath
A steel - eyed stare is worth a thousand nagging words.
We may not believe in coincidence, but we do believe in bad luck, and, when it comes to choosing red-haired wives, serial bad judgement.
With Gibbs, your secret will be safe, but you will know that he knows, and he will know that you know that he knows, and he will know that you will do what he wants, without him even having to say anything because he knows your secret.
Two negatives can make a positive but two positives never make a negative.
Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them... and some people are DiNozzo.
Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping, and are called "Gibbs".
A slap to the head is a wake-up call, but a slap to the face is an insult.
Do not believe in coincidence, but do not dismiss bad luck.
He who hesitates has a long time in heaven to ponder the choice they ought to have made.
When choosing a password to the tree house of life, "Semper Fi" will do nicely.
Only cowards attack when someone is down, but only fools confuse "down" with "out".
A hero is someone who has the opportunity to take advantage of an innocent... and doesn't take it.
No pressure, no diamonds.
Opportunity is often missed, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun.
Wannabees "box" but marines "fight".
McGee theory of success: exploitation of co-workers is not exploitation so long as you remain in denial about the inspiration for the characters in your novel.
The heart that protects itself from future pain, protects itself from current love.
If you insist on NCIS, you kiss away boredom.
It is better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement.
It's the fall that's gonna kill you.
A Ducky ducking questions is a Mallard on a mission.
A Mallard with a Morgan is a Ducky driven to perfection.
At the heart of every forensic technician is a woman looking for the prints among men.
It is no good being made Director if you cannot even direct your own heart.
Ask not for whom the law applies, it applies for thee.
Well might we say "Semper Fi", but we shall always assume that people lie.
Even when Ziva snores loudly, it is better to let sleeping killers sleep than wake her to reap the silence of eternity.
Ass-kissing on the Hill may be a skill, but being true to yourself is rare talent.
"Fair winds and following seas" are wished to sailors such as me, but "may your love stay strong and true" is what the sailor hopes of you.
Why dazzle them with brilliance, when you can baffle the Boss with Geek Speak?
"Once a Probie, always a Probie, unless someone new comes in after you, then you're not the Probie" Tony to McGee
" When the going gets tough, the tough go clubbing." (DiNozzo)
To assume makes an ass out of you and McGee.
Never mess with a Marine's coffee.
"If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you always got." (Tony)
If at first you don’t succeed, next time make McGee do it.
Don’t judge a book by its cover or DiNozzo by what he wears.
Don't mess with a woman that can leave no forensic evidence.
If tire tracks are an important evidence, the tire it came from is most likely to have been made exclusively for a specific brand / model / year of car.
Sometimes you are wrong.
In this you basically bold what applies to you and see whether you are prep, goth, geek, hardcore, punk, or athletic
X You own a cell phone
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You can skateboard
X You love the computer.
X You love/like reading.
X You have a curfew.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You like loud music
I guess that this means that I'm Gothic and Punk which i have no problem with!
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
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If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background.
90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remembe Rachel
yes I promise to remember PJO
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
Your idol is a character from a book.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! A rock would tear that crap in seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say ‘Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!’”
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyers proved that some shouldn't be.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
ONLY IN AMERICA...
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a child of Posedion, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.