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Here's the thing about me:
I've been "lazy" since I was born two weeks late.
Likes: British accents, Scouse accents, Music, all the things I listed in HOBBIES, Creative Fanfics, Titanic, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, Harry Potter in general, Holy Musical B@man!, Starkid stuff in general, Gay-Straight Alliance (it's 2012 people; why are we still not supporting one another?), sleeping, rp-ing, The School of Rock (it's not just a movie), the original Pokemon theme song, Derren Brown (and his smug face), Bugles, Pocky Sticks, Ramen Noodles, Peach Snapple, Arizona Ice Tea, DC Comics ('specially Nightwing)
Music: The Beatles, The Smiths, Mumford & Sons, Darren Criss, The Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Greenday, Queen, Wilco, Coldplay, Army of Me, The Black Crows, Paramore, AC/DC, Nirvana, Jack's Mannequin, Ed Sheeran
Favorite Subject: English
TV: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, Merlin, Flight of the Conchords, 30Rock, Two and a Half Men, Conan, Smallville, Danny Phantom, The Batman, Young Justice, Teen Titans, MythBusters, Adventure Time, The Mentalist, Avatar: the Last Airbender, I (Almost) Got Away With It, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jekyll
Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Harry Potter (1-8), A Hard Day's Night, Titanic, Catch Me If You Can, Sherlock Holmes, Shutter Island, Hancock, Nowhere Boy, Men In Black (1-3), The Avengers, The Art of Getting By, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Hobbit
Favorite Number: 2
Least Favorite Number: 11
Hobbies: Writing (uh, duh), reading, drawing, guitar playing, piano playing, harmonica playing, singing, sleeping, magic tricks
Favorite Books: The Chocolate War, Unwind (and pretty much anything else my Neal Shusterman), Kill Me If You Can, Lord of the Flies, all the Harry Potters ('specially the fifth), the Cirque De Freak series, 1984, The Hunger Games (1-3), Ender's Game, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The KingKiller Chronicles, The Hobbit
Comics: Nightwing, Batman, Suicide Squad
"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." -John Lennon
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." -John Lennon
"The more I see the less I know for sure." -John Lennon
"The more real you get the more unreal the world gets." -John Lennon
"They torture and scare you for twenty odd years...then they expect you to pick a career." -John Lennon
"In school, you're given a lesson that teaches you for a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." -Tom Bodett
"A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid." -Jason Wells
"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt
"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push." -The Joker (Batman)
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath." -Sherlock Holmes
"I'm in shock, look I've got a blanket." -Sherlock Holmes
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
RIP We shall remember
Things Found Only in America
1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
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I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
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-You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
-You stop in the middle of a conversation to write something down that the person you're talking said and you just so happened to like.
-You stop in the middle of a conversation to write down something totally unrelated you just thought up.
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
-You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
-You only have Facebook friends you know
-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
-You can't leave the house without a pen and some paper in your pocket
-You have a tendency to tell random stories to people just because you know it annoys them
-You have a tendency to space out at random time (like in the middle of one of those stories previously mentioned)
-People think you have A.D.D.
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English Honors.
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