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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

AN: I'm sorry for the lack of updates nowadays... (it's my first year of high school) after everything settles down I'll try and update... thank you for your time and support. -fullmoon230

Intro: you know, I kind of don't even know what to write in this part. Just for formalities I guess.

Find Me: fullmoon230 on deviantART... mochispainschubbytomato on tumblr (hetalia doujinshi)... loveisprocess on tumblr (art blog)

Nationality: You know if you look for it in one of my fanfictions it's in there...but you'll have to look...

Name: Guess

And...You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when… (not by me)
] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[x] When you laugh if a country’s“vital regions” are discussed in the news/media
] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away
] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
[X] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia
] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China
[X] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process
[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!”
] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”
[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China
[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British
[X] When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up
] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”
[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?
[X] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear
[X] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso
] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations
] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight
] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy”
] When you realize you’ve memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly
[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic
[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution
] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website
[X] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl
] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively
[X] When you randomly scream “PASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke
[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war
] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily
[X] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”
[X] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia
] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars
[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space
[X] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them
] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers
] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms
[X] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit
] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare
] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place
] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal
] When you want your own pink kitty backpack
] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy
[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you
[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam
[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it
] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it
[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography
[X] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy
[X] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions
[X] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that you can't
[xxxxxxxx] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about (Yes)
[x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome
[X] When the sound of bouncing beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you
[x] When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own
[x] When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: okay, but does anyone remember the episode with the talk about Finland and the other countries nuking Finland?! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.
[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).
[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate
] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit
[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them
[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them
[X] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you
[X] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are
] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings
[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters
[So wanna do this! XD but we're all asian...] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"
] When said friends start forming the pairings you suppory
] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence
[X] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher
[x] When you start squealing in geography class
[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetaliaepisode in your head
] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart
[Xxxxxx] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.( oh yes... you guys should see what I put for each of my ISN covers...)
[X] When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.
[x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair.
[x] When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace 'its' with 'his'
[X] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England
] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.
] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.
[X] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.
] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”

Hetalia fans... so u guys find urself in those situations?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

/ You were bullied a lot in your childhood
x You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
/ You're very happy-go-lucky
/ You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
/You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
x You're a good artist
x You can be clumsy (IDK, my dad says so...)
/ You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (I don’t really depend on others that much)
/ If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"(Screw that...)
/You would surrender in a war situation


Germany (Ludwig)

x You're very stoic and serious
x Sausages are your favorite foods.
/ You like to walk dogs/your dog (my dog died...and I don't see my relatives dogs often, so...)
x Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (because they totally are)(and becuz that just are)
/ You love rules and think they should always be followed (b-but I hate the rules)
/ You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
x You work very hard too hard... (sometimes)
x Your alone time is your 'happy time' (because u guys sux... JK)
x You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
x You've had issues with money once or twice


Japan (Kiku Honda)

x You're very mature (for the ppl that know me in real life... u know how I am...)
x You think everything over before saying it. (cuz ur gonna screw up big time if u don't)
x You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
/ You isolated yourself during childhood
x You became very successful in a short amount of time (if you know me, then yeah.)
x You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (… no comment)
x You can seem cold/aloof to other people (ask my haters)(ask my friends)(ask my family)
x You're good at practical tasks
x You need time to adjust to new people


The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

/ You love hamburgers (not really )
x You think you're awesome (somewhat, only because of my friends…)(and yeah... cuz I got infected my Prussia...)
/ You love to invent things (no... unless if u count fanfictions...)
x You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
x You can seem to be very brash to other people
/ You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
/ You're terrified of ghosts (Ghost...)
/ You know aliens exist
/ You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
x You wear glasses (My eyesight's horrible...)


The United Kingdom of Great Britain (aka, England, Wales, and Scotland) and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

x You like tea (Earl Grey)
x You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (of course the teachers don't know about it... what happens on the playground stays on the playground)
x You're very sarcastic and cynical
/ Your cooking is awful
x You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Woo, magic!! XD )
/ ...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (sure...)
x You have tried doing black magic before
/ You get drunk quite easily. (sorry, Iggy. I can hold my alcohol)
/ When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (never got ddrunk while drinking though...)
/ You're good at embroidery


France(Francis Bonnefoy)

/ You're very affectionate (uh, no)
/You think you have a great fashion sense
/ You like wine (taste bitter to me... margaritas are more my thing)
/ You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
/ You love red roses (eh, not really)
/ When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
/ You're very proud of yourself
x You love culture and the arts
/ You're very flamboyant
x You say you're a gourmet


Russia(Ivan Braginski)

X You had a very sad childhood. (somewhat)
/ You're very tall (srry, medium sized)
x You have a tendency to switch between personalities (of course, how would u expect me to watch over my 'kids')
/ You wear a scarf all the time (can't find it)
/ You love sunflowers
x You love vodka
x You can seem intimidating to other people (hell yes... and violent)
x You're very strong (kicked door- door hit guy- guy bleed- a lot...)(my friends don't like arm wrestling me...)
/ You have a big nose
x You have a strange laugh that can scare people (only when I want to creep them out)


China (Wong Yao)

x You're very mature
x You're very superstitious
/ You're very religious
x You love pandas (chubby chubby fluffy fluffy)
/ You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
/ You love Hello Kitty (no chance in hell)
x You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (my sister's a douche )
x You work hard
x You're good at drawing (well, I'll let u guys decide... if u guys can find my pics on facebook... )
x You like sweets


And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

x You are very well-raised (curse you manners! )
x You're polite
x You love classical music
x You like cake (Yay cake!)
/ You have a mole on your face
x You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
x You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (piano... violin(?) I dunno... first chair of second violins, if u wanna judge me)
/ You've composed music before
x You tend to call people 'morons' (Moron… =0 )
x You wear glasses


Canada (Matthew Williams)

x You're often ignored by people (screw you guys, I'm gonna stand in the corner and creep u guys out...)
/ You look younger than you actually are (no...)
/ You love hockey
x You love polar bears
/ You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
x You often get mistaken for someone else (it happens so many times...)
/ You feel under-appreciated (I'm over appreciated)
x You're bilingual
/ You always carry a bear with you (I totally should though)



/ You smoke
x You're very physically strong
x You've won a lot of fist-fights
/ In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
/ You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (somewhat)
/ You like hot weather (not really)
x You can be very friendly from time to time
/ You look very tough on the outside (not at all)
x You make a very nice role-model


Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

x You have a potty-mouth (pretty bad...)
/ You like to wear flowers in your hair
x You used to be a very tough kid (still am, kiddos)
x You're very reliable
x It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (u wanna see?)
x You're very faithful
x Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (ha! take that manners!)
/ You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
x You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
x If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.


Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

x You're very loyal
x You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
x You're very serious (sometimes...)
x You have a lot of patience
x You think too much about philosophical stuff
x You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (yes, yes I do)
/ You're not very confident
x You were quite rebellious as a child
/ People tend to walk all over you (… no comment)
/ You're a born worrier


Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

/ You're very flamboyant
/ You're quite hyperactive
/ You can be quite goofy
x When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
/ You're very wary of strangers
/ It takes you ages to come out of your shell
x However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
x You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
/ You love pansies and corn-poppies
x You get up to lots of crazy antics


Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

x You're quite mean-spirited
x You're a bit of a hooligan
x You're very loyal
x You're very good at tactics
/ You hate Russia
x You love to fight people
/ You can avoid marriages quite well ( I don't know...)
x You're not always taken seriously
x You like drinking
x You want to become stronger


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Unnecessary reviews
Lovina sometimes just wonders why her boyfriend had decided to suddenly come to her school, stay, and then act like nothing's wrong. Mostly because he's now 23. But partically because of the situation he's getting her into.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,723 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Red, White, Blue reviews
There are always things that you keep inside, keeping them hidden to the world until the pressure within raises so high that it over boils, drowning you with a sensation you cannot fathom... like how it's happening to Matthew right now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Silent Treatment reviews
When it's silent, it feels like the world had cut off all connections to him. Just like what Romano was doing to him right now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Status: Confused reviews
"Gil, if you do not do your dare, then you, me, streaking and 27 bottles of wine." there was a secret, and everyone was interested... and, well, when you have over 30 teens, plus cell phones and internet... Hetalia Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete