Red the Ordinary
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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506099, Profile Updated: 07-22-14
Author has written 17 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Ratatouille, WALL-E, and Pikmin.

Hi there, you can call me Red!

I've been writing fan fiction since 2006. I am extremely picky about the things I write fan fiction for. Three movies I specialize writing fiction for is Ratatouille, WALL-E, and How to Train Your Dragon; though recently I've really gotten into Nintendo's "Pikmin" games so I'll probably be doing some fic for that, too!

Please don't get upset if I'm not writing for a fandom anymore or not adding to any of my old stories. Some of the works I have up here are like 4 years old and probably won't be touched again. I'm sorry.

I absolutely do not do any requests. If you have any questions about my stories (a lot of times they can be sort of vague; I have stuff planned out but don't always write them all the way out), don't hesitate to drop me a PM. :)

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deviantART: vindeamer.deviantart.com

twitter: twitter.com/a_votre_sante

tumblr: linguinis-mansion.tumblr.com

art blog on tumblr: olimarina.tumblr.com

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Vestige by Contraltissimo reviews
Post-movie. After a long hunting exercise with Spitelout, Hiccup & co. return to find Berk deserted...but not empty. Can they survive long enough to find their tribe? T for violence, scariness, booze, mortality. It's gonna get ugly... Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
Wait for Me by thedriveintheatre89 reviews
Wall-E has spent the last seventy years cleaning up the mess that mankind left behind. But as he is about to discover when he answers a mysterious call from a public pay phone, he is not the only one on this planet who is waiting for true love to arrive.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - WALL-E - Complete
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Falling Stars reviews
A fairly lengthy "drabble" on Olimar's children and his love for them, from his point of view.
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
Shock to Your System reviews
Short story on why Dewie ("Character D") never made it on the mission to PNF-404. Fair warning, there's some language. But not a lot. Inspired by the song by Tegan & Sara.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Alph's Log reviews
This is a short piece told in journal/log-style from Alph's point of view during the journey to PNF-404. There are 29 entries, very short. I tried to keep the style as close to the logs in-game as possible.
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Complete
You Are Mine reviews
Though things have been tense between the ex-couple, Alfredo and Colette are brought together for a short blink in time to celebrate the arrival of their newborn son.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Nothing reviews
Alfredo goes out to a bar with some of his old buddies from Gusteau's to get his mind off of Colette and the recent break-up. Instead, one too many only causes him to think the exact opposite. / Based off of the song by The Script by the same name.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Liar reviews
One-shot, introduction to Break Even. / Alfredo can't believe how lucky he is to have Colette as his girlfriend, but how lucky is he, really?
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Despondent reviews
Immediately following the death of his mother, Renata, seven year-old Alfredo slowly and painfully begins to learn what life will be like without the only parent he ever knew.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Abort reviews
Probe1 is sent to the AXIOM Bridge for repair by AUTO when she begins to exhibit unnatural behavioral patterns the Repair Ward can't fix. AUTO takes matters into his own hands - at EVE's expense. One-shot; takes place several years before the film.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - AUTO, EVE - Complete
Get The Hint reviews
A continuation of 'You Asked For It'. Hiccup is known as Berk's smartest and most cunning Viking, yet he can't piece together all the hints Ruffnut's been throwing at him about the awkward situation they've found themselves in.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hiccup, Ruffnut - Complete
You Asked For It reviews
A continuation of "Loosen Up". Read that before you read this one, please. Ruffcup-slanted one-shot; flaming is not appreciated. Constructive criticism is, though.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ruffnut - Complete
Loosen Up reviews
Ruffnut thinks that Hiccup's been far too serious in recent days, and she's pretty sure she knows how to get him to loosen up. A Ruffcup one-shot, would love constructive criticism. No flaming please and thank you.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Hiccup, Ruffnut - Complete
Disappointments reviews
A one-shot describing the relationship between Tuffnut and his seven year-old son, Rowan. Rowan is quickly learning, at a very young age, that no matter how hard he tries, he can never seem to please his father.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Tuffnut - Complete
First Yule reviews
It's a Yule of firsts for many reasons. Though devastated without Astrid, Hiccup is learning to not only accept, but embrace the way things are. A very short one-shot. Constructive critique is welcome.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Break Even reviews
What had been a beautiful, year-long relationship crumbles to pieces before Alfredo's eyes in a matter of moments. Just a little one-shot scene from my post-film universe.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
I'm Not One of Them reviews
From the moment of his birth, little Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was deemed unfit to one day become a strong, powerful Viking like his father. At the same time a small, young dragon realizes what he's destined to become.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/31/2010
No Ordinary Viking reviews
It's a mess - an arranged marriage goes wrong, and those not even involved are left to work things out. The one child who was never supposed to be born ends up changing hard, Viking hearts forever. Working title - open to suggestions. :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2010
No Mistake, No Accident reviews
A one-shot from Hiccup's POV, on the origin of his name.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hiccup - Complete