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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506130, Profile Updated: 07-07-12
Author has written 10 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Shakespeare, Peanuts, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello nerds of the world, Greeks, Brits, awkward people who haven’t hit their growth spurt, and those who spend way too much time on fanfiction. I believe it is my duty to warn you that further reading of this profile may cause confusion, vertigo, headaches, and spontaneous combustion. If you are not inflicted with any of these symptoms than... dang, you're not?

Note to the world: To anyone who cares, I am taking down The Seven Days of Administrative Office because I hate leaving it up when i have no intention of continuing it. Plus all of the jokes and weirdness can be found in my new story That's the Way Camp Rolls, which I hope you like. If you liked "Seven Days..." please check out "...Camp Rolls!"

And to the Anon. who recently commented on That's the Way Camp Rolls: Thank you so much! That is one of the sweetest reviews I've ever gotten. I didn't think anyone would get the artwork changing. And trust me, I'd love a reincarnation of Disney for a best friend, too! Thank you so much!

Things About Me That Is Neither Useful Nor Relevant:

Things that above all bring me great joy: BOOKS, quotes, comics, writing, cookies, brownies, ice cream, snowballs, samosas, and being formal

Books that I Enjoyed: The Squire's Tales (LOVE IT) Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Mad Scientist Club, Beastly, Runaway Princess, How to Train Your Dragon, Thief Lord, The Westing Game, The Outsiders, Treasure Island, Chronicles of Narnia (only the first five), To Kill a Mockingbird, Pride and Prejudice, Howl's Moving Castle (never thought I would say that) and a bunch of other stories that have to do with fairy tales

Authors that I Like: I love Gerald Morris and O. Henry. Lloyd Alexander and Diana Wynn Jones and Alex Flinn (but only for the two books i've read of theirs. it's not an overall evaluation), Robert Louis Stevenson, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen, C.S. Lewis, Rick Riordan …. Actually the list goes on for a while, so I shall not write all of it.

Favorite characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third (Hope and Heir to the Hairy Hooligan Tribe), Camicazi, Sherlock Holmes (who doesn’t love him?), Israel Hands (I know he’s a bad guy, but it’s the most awesome name ever), Leo Valdez, Mr. Bennet (best lines in the book), Rose Nyamh, Turtle Wexler, Sir Gawain, Terrence, and alot of my own OCs (obviously...)

Favorite Famous People: Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Blackwell, Groucho Marx, James McAvoy, James Marsden, Ellen Page, and Emma Stone (and the actor who plays Mr. Bingely in 2007's Pride and Prejudice)

Quick! Think of a movie: The Amazing Spiderman

Say something random: Would you like to join the Ordinance of the Invisible Alliance of the Round Round Table? We've got jackets! We also have an inivsible president, invisible events director, invisible membership coordinator, monogrammed jackets, and newspaper hats

I’m currently obsessed with: Hercules, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar the Last Airbender, Kim Possible, Friends, drawing, trying to convince myself to write, and my "He's a Pirate" piano piece

TheTwistedGreekNerd proudly presents “The Story of My life” as told in quotations and sayings. Only a few which are mine and a gazillion of which i have no right to take.

“The only thing better than a twisted Greek story is a twisted Greek NERD!”

“You’re not weird. You’re abnormally cool.”

"My business is dead people. When people don't die, my business is dead, people!"-Hercules (the cartoon show)

"Fabulous. We're planning a June wedding." -Artemis Fowl to Butler regarding his phone call with Minerva

"Can I not die first?" "Sure. But hurry up."-Scott and Jake, Sidekicks

"Why are you wearing glasses?" "Oh, uh..reading." "Reading? i didn't know you could read." -Draco and 'Goyle' Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Well, you know what they say: when you love something you have to let it go." "Yeah, we do that every day with Perry!"-Ferb and Phineas

"Some people say that THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DRAGONS. But what I want to know is - have these people actually ever been to the Dark Ages?"- How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse, copyright page (yes, i do look at that.)

"There's something off about her..." Yes, Zuko, that would be Azula's hair.

"Guess what!" "The ice cream man went to the hospital and needs someone to drive the ice cream truck?"

"People." "Phoenician!" "POPTART!"- Danielle and I (though i started it)

“Geniuses talk to themselves.”

"I'm going to fly, okay?"- Dominique

"Edward, don't lick Max." and "Does he own another jacket?"- Lemon; Jessica Wilhern, Penelope

"Their dreams have become their realities. Who are you to say otherwise?"- Inception

"It's not science if someone doesn't get hurt!"-Dr. Mel, Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!

"There is always time for hot chocolate."- Lex, The Runaway Princess

"When you're spent your whole life living in a hole, the only way you can go is up"-Holes

"Susan. You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you. Forget them. Are you brave again?"-Aslan, Prince Caspian (the book)

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

Isaiah 41:10, Jeremiah 29:11, Matthew 6:25-34, Job 5:9, and Esther 4:14 (last line)

“life isn’t measured by the breaths we take, but more of the moments that take our breath away”

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" Dr. Seuss

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope." Dr. Seuss

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." Henry Ford

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G. K. Chesterton

“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and then sit back and let life wonder how the heck you did that”

“A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying “well, that was fun.”

“And it was all yellow” Coldplay

“DRAGONS”

"FOR NARNIA!" "AND FOR ASLAN!"

If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello!" -Johnny Depp, Charlie and Chocolate Factory.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "flor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

A white man said "No colored people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me colored?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

The line that make me want to cry with joy: "Did she get off the plane?? Did she get off the plane?? Did she get off the plane??" "I got off the plane." - Ross and Rachel, Friends

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No Longer the Last by SilverSanctuary reviews
While Aang plays with Bumi and Kya, Katara plays with baby Tenzin - and discovers his ability to airbend. Oneshot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11 - Tenzin, Katara, Aang - Complete
Perfection by DupreeRose reviews
A set of drabbles about Aang's relationship with Bumi.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Katara, Bumi, Aang
Prince Florian Seeks a Bride by Be Rose reviews
Prince Florian needs to find a bride. There are plenty of princesses to choose from. The neighbouring countries alone have five. But finding the right one is not that simple. Will Florian succeed?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Dear Eleven Year Old Me by cole-lit reviews
The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
The Tarkheena and The Prince by TheImaginationAddict reviews
"…years later, when they were grown up, they were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently." How did Cor and Aravis go about the business of falling in love and ending up married to each other? Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Moments with Marauders by TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore reviews
A pointless collection of oneshots starring your favorites, strictly for hilarity. No romance, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Sweet and Corny by Clichesbullet reviews
The Stolls have many problems: they're in a town the size of a peanut where people don't even know the meaning of "Wi-fi"; surrounded by cereal and cattle everywhere. Katie Gardner, on the other hand, only has two problems: Travis and Connor Stoll.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Katie G., Travis S.
Charmante by merise reviews
And you watch her leave, that smile still engraved in your brain. It's a story that you don't want to tell Cecilia just yet, and keep it in a box of memories.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Alone, Together by BlackBirdPie reviews
Small little fictional about Remus and Tonks before the whole spiel in the hospital wing. Kind of fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Weak Link by Teefarino reviews
On the day Zuko is banished, Azula says goodbye to him the only way she knows how. Featuring rudeness and almost-family bonding! Almost.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
The Art of Intervention by Kyra Rivers reviews
Post-series. Zuko has been working himself to the bone, and really isn't listening to anyone. Whatever. It's not like Toph was going to ask permission anyway. Toph & Zuko friendship fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Tips for Toph: A Deleted Scene by Baby Kat Snophlake reviews
Toph finally gets her life-changing field trip with Zuko. :P
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Toph - Complete
Deadly Weapon by Hazel Sage reviews
Very short one-shot based on a quote from The Sea of Monsters. Paul observes why deadly weapons are not allowed in Sally's house
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Puberty by penspot reviews
When the evacuation is over and the Pevensies go back home, Edmund looks in the mirror and finds what every soon-to-be teenager dreads… a zit. Watch the Pevensies go through the horrors of growing up... again. Humor w/sibling fluff
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Breakfast by Kimmeth reviews
Hades needs to contact his outfitters… A short one-shot set just after Percy fights Hades by the Styx after his dunking in Last Olympian. Because the idea wouldn't go away. Rated for gods sans vêtements.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Hades - Complete
Cookies In Black by Musafreen reviews
Nico finds that baking cookies is harder than it looks. Alternatively; people talk in the Jackson-Blofis household. Post TLO oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Birthday Blues by Mission to Marzipan reviews
It's Percy's sixth birthday and Gabe is at his worst. Sally has to bear the brunt of her husband's wrath. Again. Rated for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Gabe U., Sally J. - Complete
The Boy by missick93 reviews
You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. More accurately, that you’d never been born. A short Calvin/Susie drabble.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
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Never Send to Know reviews
Percy... not the best of babysitters. At least not with Nico hanging around the place. Now including two more short stories! Percy's fatal flaw in action; is it in moderation? And Percy does not know what is going on,... but that won't stop the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
That's the Way Camp Rolls reviews
Presenting... three new short stories about the wonderful everyday-ness of Camp Halfblood! Featuring your favorite characters at their dorkiest; it'll make you long for danger and quests, garuanteed!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jason G., Percy J. - Complete
Satisfaction reviews
Throughout his life, Zuko has had to choose between what is right and what is wrong. What if Azula had to choose, too,... right before she got everything she always wanted?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Azula - Complete
Greater reviews
Some of Gaston's thoughts while he pouts and lounges in the bar.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Gaston - Complete
Insert Word That Rhymes Here reviews
Among failing, fighting, selling illegal candy, and not reading Mark Twain, Percy also wrote really bad poetry in the sixth grade.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Harry Potter's Ten Keys to Success reviews
Harry remembers an incident back in his first-year when Fred and George made jokes, Percy became furious, and McGonagall's solution was homework
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You're All Right, Van Pelt reviews
Who needs piano when you have such great friends?
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
My Lord, Your Ophelia reviews
"Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia." But what were her thoughts as she walked on the riverbank? free-verse
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
One Golden Drachma reviews
Sometimes schemes work. A lot of times they don't. Connor's scheme one morning, for example, falls into the second category. One-shot. Tratie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
The Exchange Program reviews
What's worse than four bored demigods at camp? Four bored demigods who have to spend a whole week with immortals. *same story, just re-edited*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Nico A. - Complete