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Heyla. I am Active Duty Military, and I write Fanfiction in my spare time.

They say that admitting it's a problem is the first step to recovery. I say its the first step to FREEDOM! I write FANFICTION! It may or may not be absolute crap, so I am going to put it out there anyway and see what the hell happens.

Ok, jokes aside, I am someone who appreciates honest reviews with helpful suggestions. For those of you who have obliged me, I thank you. I would like to make a note that I am a bit long-winded, so if you are reading one of my fics, I hope you are patient. It could take a while... a long while. Especially since I am a lazy b*st*rd who also has work to take care of. I do try to post relatively regularly.

Anyhow, right now my ridiculously long fanfic in progress is 'Grown Up an Ah! My Goddess! fanfic' focusing on the growing relationship between Skuld and Sentaro, two awesome characters who aren't adequately explored. Especially in the anime, which I think does it's level best to make everyone think that Skuld is the most annoying brat this side of the multi-verse. If you've read the manga, you know she isn't as bad as they make her out to be. Anyway, story with a lot of fluff and doki-doki teenage moments. Fun stuff, eh?

As a long-time PokeFreak, I also have a Pokemon fanfic in the works. It will be a touching and slightly passionate story about one of my favorite Gym Leaders and an original character which I have cried tears of blood to develop. Those purists who scream about only caring about the original 150 can go elsewhere. I only hope to post a Pokemon fanfic about someone who

1. Isn't a blank game character a.k.a Red, Blue, Leaf, Gold, Silver, etc. (It's so hard to get emotionally involved with someone named after a color)

2. Isn't the overly explored Ash, Misty, Brock, or the hapless Team Rocket duo.

3. Has plenty of room for character development.


4. Is an NPC in the games. The best fan fiction from games is almost always about NPC's, since you have plenty of room for stuff to happen. For those of you who aren't Pokemon fans, don't read it. Though I might ask you, 'Where is your youth? Your passion!? Traveling with semi-magical creatures and making friends on a journey on one's lonesome is a youth's dream! The real question is why wouldn't you play Pokemon?'

If you read that and tell me to grow up, I will question if you have any life left in your dusty shell of a soul. I am rather happy being a nerd that dreams, rather than anything else.

Anyhow, having rather a lot of interests, I will post fanfics about a lot of things, probably depending on when I have a spark of sudden inspiration. Don't expect any amount of actual consistency out of me.

Thank you to everyone who has favorited either myself or my stories. I appreciate it.

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The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
When In Rome by Determamfidd reviews
Three months after the events of 'Talking In Her Sleep', Hiccup and Astrid have settled into their married life. Until a Viking convocation tears Hiccup away, and sends them all on a frantic chase around the known world...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Broken to Bridle by lionesseyes13 reviews
A series of scenes spanning Owen's squireship to Lord Wyldon.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 220,768 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Owen, Wyldon - Complete
One Dangerous Game by She Who Shines reviews
Hogswatch wasn't the FIRST time Susan met Teatime, even if she wanted it to be. Through a series of rounds, they played one dangerous game before. This story takes place after 'Soul Music' and before 'Hogfather'.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T. - Complete
Nature Studies by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The New Assassins' School teaches zoology and respect for the environment. No, it's not got all hippy and tree-huggy. It's not that sort of school and the Nature Trails devised by Miss Smith-Rhodes teach lessons. For the overconfident,Nature bites back.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Crossword by Twist reviews
Who needs more than a few throwaway lines to establish a romance? The Patrician confronts the crossword maven Grace Speaker and things evolve, eventually. Journalists, none too unobservant, take notice of things like that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Clay of My Clay The Dorfl Truth by A.A. Pessimal reviews
This never happened. It depends on a differnt person being there at the end of "feet of Clay". But he wasn't. So it's a horrible little fantasy from my horrible little mind. It's about sex. Not just gender. A different sort of sex. Read on.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
No Titles Required by Kalus reviews
At heart, I am a woman. Because I love you there are no titles that will ever be required.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004
The Purple Cat by Shaelesand reviews
In the past there have been many Heralds with different backgrounds but Wynne takes the cake, and everything else that is not nailed down. Once a successful cat burglar she has tried for the respectable life by opening a tavern called the Purple Cat to support her and her niece and nephews. It does not take long before things unravel like a ball of yarn.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,501 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Complete
Grown Up an Oh! My Goddess fanfic reviews
It's been three years since Skuld and Sentaro met, and both of them have really grown. But Sentaro has been coming over less. Since freshman year is about to start, Skuld decides to attend high school with Sentaro to get closer. eventual lemon.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sentarou K., Skuld