The Cereal Killers
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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506423, Profile Updated: 07-10-11
Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Technically, we aren't supposed to exist. You never know who might be on. And yes, we have a strange hobby of murdering cereal. So keep your Lucky Charms close to you.


Hey. I'm Kris. Called that because I enjoy murdering Rice Krispies in cold blood the most. I hate writing bios. So. I'll let you know that I love making websites purdy, I'm going into the eighth grade, and I'm thirteen. :) Was an illegal here for a while. (As in I joined when I was twelve.)

iTunes sucks.

I can't frown.


I write to experiment and to amuse myself. Fanfiction is just a convenient way to archive my work. I don't expect you to like it. I don't even like it more than half the time.

The Countess

I'm The Countess and I pwn bitches ;D Arrogant, maybe. Do I care? Hell no. On that note, yes, I will be called The Countess. Why? Well because I obviously love killing Count Chocula cereals. I mean, it's chocolate... Why the fuck wouldn't I love it?



chants* first is the worst, second is the best, third is the... oh, dammit. Moving on. Let's just say I would be second if this was alphabetical.

I'm Io. And no, not Io as in that girl Zeus turned into a cow. (That was Io, wasn't it?) And who became one of Jupiter's moons, destined to circle the rather unworthy King of the Gods until the sun blows the poor soul up because she didn't know not to screw every glowing guy that crossed her path. Nuh-uh. I'm Io because I love the crunchy sound Cheerios make when they die. I am also Io because Kris informed the that I was Cher. And I have no intention of ever being associated with her... anyway.

I am not thirteen. And I'm not sixteen either, if you really must know. I'm old enough to drive, but not get my license. I'm also old enough to be going into my Sophomore year. (Take that, Freshies!)

I'm also known to go off on rando- Hey look! Is that a chicken? *runs off to investigate*


Ahoy, me' maties, I be Cap'n - I made good ol' Cap'n Crunch walk the plank after he stole me title! Yer Cap'n tis fifteen years o' age, and spends her time sailing the Seven Seas and bein' a sophomore, yarr! She hain't living in America like the rest o' her maties, and proberbly has the worst 'Net connection of all ye.

{Cap'n is tired o' speaking in third person now.}

I'm a good natured kinda person, 'less ya get on my bad side. Then I'll make ye walk the plank! >:D Or ye'll be keelhauled (from the mid-17th century Dutch word "kielhalen" - ye got a word nerd a-sailing this ship). Best ta watch yer spelling and grammar when I'm around! See ye on deck~

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The first thing I did when I met Travis Stoll . . . was sock him in the eye. What a great way to start a relationship. Tratie. /One-shot/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete