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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

21 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "GO,PIKACHU, GO!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embaressment...

Female Combacks (funny!)


Unfertilized How do you like your eggs in the morning? I'm a female impersonator So what do you do for a living?If I saw you naked I'd die laughing If I could see you naked I'd die happy Hiding from you Where have you been all my life? But would you stay there? I would go to the end of the world for you Do not enterHey baby, whats your sign? Both. You go to yours and I go to mine. Your place or mine?Yes and this one will be if you sit down Is this seat empty? Really? I'd put f and u together.If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore: Have I seen you someplace before?

Female Combacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

If you have ever ran into a door copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

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Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,873 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
New Sakura by MarzSpy reviews
What do you do when everyone thinks you're dead, thanks to a new girl? She replaced her in every way, and Sakura can't cope with it. She was dead, so what was there to do in the hell she lived in? Of course, join her hellmates in Akatsuki! Yet, she soon comes to find out that rebuilding everything you once had is harder than she thought. Good thing Akatsuki is there to help!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,981 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Life After Death by Biter Raygun reviews
Naruto Sakura and Sasuke die. Shinigami-sama sees that Madara is becomming a threat and leaves the souls of the three ninja in the hands of three of his students in hopes of reincarnating them. But one of them will die again. How long will team 7 survive?
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,048 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Death The Kid
Fire Moon Academy by Yoi no Chi reviews
Sakura and Zetsu are twins who enroll in a ninja academy. They met awesome people and make enemies. The students fear them but what a group decided they want to find out their past? Join Sakura, Zetsu as they try to find love, awesomeness and cheesecubes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,838 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
I Didn't Mean To! by Eternal Grey reviews
Thanks to losing a bet Sakura has to spend the night in a forest where the Akatsuki hang out. What happens when she wakes up in a jail cell and everyone in the akatsuki spends time with her? Will she remain innocent and pure or will she lose it? SakuAkat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Naruto girls in akatsuki? by MeganMcCollum reviews
Sakura and the others are walking home what happens when they find out they have to join the vampire clan akatsuki...SORRY I SUCK AT FREAKING SUMMERIES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Lost and Found by Kibi The Wolf reviews
What happens when Xigbar finds a boy? And that boy is a neko? Xigdem, maybe OOCness, Lemons in later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Demyx, Xigbar
Antique Love by KingofStrawberries reviews
Fifty years after Integra's death Seras is working for the new Hellsing squad, until one night when her former Master is back, seeking only one thing, her and her love. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Seras
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Game Has Changed by XSweetOrchidX reviews
5 Years Have past and this whole Cat and Mouse thing is getting old.Dib's Intentions has changed and Zim wants to know what they are Zim is After Dib for a different reason now.They can feel something else added to the mix but what is it?Zim/DibYAOI!ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 260,555 - Reviews: 3036 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Acquiescence by with eyes looking up reviews
Because she's broken and beautiful. MadaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Kryptonite by MadaSaku reviews
What happens when Sakura runs into a daring but powerful Uchiha after when Sasuke, the current Hokage, kicks her out of the village? Love? Hate? Or is Sakura more effective to Madara then she knows?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki's Little Girl by Naru-Vampire reviews
My name is Nagato Sakura. As a Genin, I made a promise; to protect Naruto. I wouldn't let the life be sucked out of him. The only thing standing in my way is my family, the Akatsuki. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,932 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Destiny by yugioh5d reviews
On Her Way Back From a Mission. Sakura ends up meeting the Space Rangers and Joins them as the Pink Ranger to defeat Dark Specter and Astronema and save the Universe. A Naruto/Power Rangers In Space Crossover Andros/Sakura on hold
Crossover - Power Rangers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Andros, Sakura H.
It's Going to Be a Long Night by Tsuki Dream reviews
Summary: The Akatsuki gang are on the city us at night, like they are every night, and everyone always gets off at the next bus stop as fast as possible, just like they do every night… Except what happens when the new girl in town doesn’t get off?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
City At War by kisukebenihime reviews
The Yakuza gang known as 'Sound' has overrun the city of Konoha, leaving terror and destruction in their wake. From the wreckage comes a group of vigilantes known as the Akatsuki, promising hope and peace. Who will win the battle for the city at war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Even blind can see but not through cherry bloosoms by bloodyalienchick reviews
in this story sakura is indeed a cat she was an orphan with her two brothers what's a she cat to do when she praticly dances with choas everyday soon she finds herself utterly alone in the world she sets off to find her past but will she find love too
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sakura H.
Love and Horror, Baby by VesperChan reviews
Halloween at a disco hall with half a dozen Uchiha? Yeah, Sakura didn't think it was a good idea either, but that didn't stop them from dragging her into their games. Costumes, hide and seek, hidden rooms and an unhealthy level of obsession await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sunset by Cinnamoon reviews
As the mastermind of Akatsuki, Uchiha Madara expects perfection in performance of his plans; however, this time a defiant kunoichi will question everything that he’s ever wanted to achieve.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Birthday Tea by Day of Diana reviews
While the maniacal plant man insisted he would not harm her, Sakura very much doubted that he was as good as his word. ZetsuxSakura and slight ItachixSakura, because crack pairings never fail to amuse and/or horrify.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Zetsu, Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
She will be loved by thedragonlovesfeniks reviews
Allright here is my prequel to They love her. The rating is T, it is a possibel that its going to change to M. But i dond't now for now. The story start as Sakura runs away from Kohona after they whated fot here to become a concubine to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,319 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
XigDem Wait, I'm A Father! by Riku0Riku reviews
When Xigbar decides to rape Demyx, Demyx's world turns upside down. Demyx ends up getting pregnant and only he knows why. What happens when everyone finds out, including Xigbar?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Xigbar, Demyx
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Kawaii! by Kira Hatake reviews
Pein has turned the Akatsuki into kittens and sent them to Sakura. What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
AkatSaku by MaxxRide reviews
Sakura is undercover as an Akatsuki member. Plans change. AkatsukileaderXSakura, DeiSaku, HidanSaku, ItaSaku, KakuzuSaku, KisameSaku, TobiSaku, ZetsuSaku, and SasoriXSakura. M for lang
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sakura H.
Mystical creatures and Monsters by Ki No Hitan reviews
Sakura is a new student at Akatsuki High.There are mystical creatures,monsters,and people who can turn into animals.There she finds love,hate,betrayal,and her identity.PeinXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Foul Play by Sodapops reviews
She didn't know it then but she stole his heart the first time she pummeled him. Now he made it his mission to steal hers in return, no matter what dirty tactic he had to play. All is fair in love and war, right? AU SuiSaku One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Daughter of the Dawn by Aurora Marija reviews
Leader finally won a long court battle. But..what does this mean for Akatsuki? The recently returned Sasori, as well as Deidara, have a new mission and they aren't gonna like it. But could friendship, and maybe something more, blossom from this?...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,087 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Marked by Kayamie1224 reviews
Akatsuki succeeded and have taken over, working to create a 'better' world. Sakura bears the 'mark', used to determine their successor. However she has chosen to hide from them, what happens when they find her? SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Fate of a Delivery Girl by Raela1396 reviews
AU.Sakura's favorite t.v. show is Boys Over Flowers. But things change ALOT after saving a random kid at the school she delivered food to. Odd twists and turns and does Kami think her life is a SHOW! Pairings: SAkuSAsu, HinaNaru, InoSai, ShikaTema,NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,401 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Packmate by Aria Illusine reviews
Pakkun finally gets tired of Kakashi doing nothing about his attraction to Sakura, and takes matters into his own With the rest of Kakashi's summons pack to help! KakaSaku Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Haunting by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is the granddaughter of a shaman, who doesn't believe she has any powers. But when the house she's just moved into turns out to be...already inhabited, the girl is forced to take matters into her own hands. ItaSaku KakaSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lawsuit II by with eyes looking up reviews
Itachi? Can you come pick me up? Sequel, SasuSakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by with eyes looking up reviews
It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
The Scarlet Flower by mysticblue05 reviews
DISCONTINUED! Akatsuki x Sakura major ItachixSakura DeidaraxSakura TobixSakura; minor PeinxSakura KisamexSakura SasorixSakura HidanxSakura KakuzuxSakura ZetsuxSakura; slight NarutoxSakura GaaraxSakura. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sakura H.
Lawsuit by with eyes looking up reviews
I used to love him, I really did. ItaSasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Dark Days by BellaPerea reviews
Sakura has lost a lot in her life; family, friends, and recently, HER SANITY. A family of gods reside in her head, who give her both power and a major headache. How does one survive through life with that? Kick-ass. ItaSaku discontinued: read AN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Pray for Sin by iSpanky reviews
She stepped on shadows that sighed like innocence being raped. Itasaku- about vampires, priests and orphans that fall in love with said vampire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Blood Doesnt Mix With Roses by Echeziel reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha and her hideous past behind, and joins Akatsuki, seeking some sort of twisted solace. She finds it in the most unlikely of places, with the most unlikely of people.Slight AU HidaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan
Revenge, Demons, and more Inners! by Suki87 reviews
Sakura finds a hidden Kekkei Genkki and joins Akatsuki to seek revenge on Konoha. Will her plans burn up in flames, or will she kill the one she hates? Out of 2 guys, who can she choose? What if she can't? ItaSaku DeiSaku. slight PeinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Vampirism by Keyda841 reviews
Konoha has always been a normal, peaceful village...until now! An organization called Akatsuki, has moved into Konoha. The only problem is that they're all vampires and most want Sakura's blood. Full summary inside! SakuxIta,Sasu,Dei,Saso,Neji,Gaa,Sai,...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,275 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H.
Slaves by Schwarz Stein reviews
Bankotsu and three of his companions are taken up for auction as slaves, a certain raven head girl happen to stumble upon them and purchase them, new life? KagomeBankotsu, SuikotsuKikyo and RenkotsuSango, JakotsuOC Discontinued
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Bankotsu, Kagome H.
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.