Rumer Hasit
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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506503, Profile Updated: 03-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey, I'm Rumer Hasit, and, since you clicked onto my profile, I'm going to assume you want to know a little about me, so, here we go.

Name: Rumer Hasit

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

Appearance: Dark hair, light skin, dark eyes, slim, with average height. Yes, I am being purposely vague.

Likes: Food. You know how they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Well, it's true. To be more specific, I especially like sweets. I also like weird, funny, and just plain odd things, art, books, that goes without saying, writing, and martial arts, not to say I am proficient at all, weapons, music, Converses, and chocolate.

Dislikes: Quite a few people, extremely spicy food, guys without chivalry, the fact that to be a classic a book must have a depressing ending, rap, people with no morals, mopeds (don't ask), men in white lab coats, meat-heads, and perfume.

And there's the end of the profile. If you got any useful information from that, I'm amazed.

I recently made a deviantart account to post some of my artwork... don't expect much, but here it is if you're interested.

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The Fairy Godmother by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,511 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/1 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] OC
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 312,253 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Juugo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30546 - Favs: 17,000 - Follows: 14,705 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 293,471 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,346 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Little Ocean, Smallest Sea by UnluckyWriter reviews
During a fight with Kronos and the Demigods, Percy was turned into a 5-year old! With no memory of who he was, Percy's stuck with...Luke. Contains slash! And some potty-mouthing! Pairings: Luke/Percy and others...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
Compromising Situation by Greenhorn Soldier reviews
This wasn't how she imagined her next mission. Babysitting a demigod, she scowled. Not just any demigod, but the God of Mischief himself; mortal and vulnerable, cast out into Earth as punishment for his crimes. No, she definitely wasn't trained for this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,670 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.
A Minx, a Vixen, and a Snake by Draguna Doragon reviews
A Kunoichi bombshell sensei, the daughter of Orochimaru, and Kyubi 'touched' Daughter of Kakashi as a team. What couldnt go wrong? pairings are OFCxKakashi OFCxGaara OFCxNaruto. M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! not for the faint hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,415 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,078 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marvel High by TheBellafonte reviews
School is starting again at Marvel high, and Natasha is trying to move on from her colorful past. Loki is a new student with delinquent tendencies. Both their worlds change when they meet and collide. Adventures and craziness ensues. High School AU, but NOT happy-go-lucky. All Avengers included. Give it a try.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,548 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Romance, but not as we know It by GGE reviews
Loki is up to his old tricks. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
It Should Have Been Me by meredith1018 reviews
Dumbledore has chosen Draco Malfoy as Head Boy, and almost everyone is seriously miffed about it, and none more so than Blaise Zabini. But Dumbledore had a reason for picking Malfoy, and Hermione is at the heart of it. Non HBP/DH compliant. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,638 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Misfit Toy Hero Squad by Cassprincess reviews
After 372 years, another young man has been gifted with the power of fire after the crimson moon. Can thirteen young people and their new talents come together and protect each other from harm? Sci-fi!Puckleberry, Klaine, Finncedes, Chang-squared & More
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 175,418 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Tale of the Enigma by SilverHaraki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was an Enigma. So open yet so closed off. Hatake Kakashi is set to unraveling this Enigma. Warnings: Definite Yaoi : Crossdressing : OOCness : Possible OCs : Appearance Changes : Kakanaru is mentor/student maybe family later on
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Fear of the Inevitable by TotalOtaku07 reviews
Would this fic get more attention if i just mentioned plainly that IT IS HIRUMAMO ? Futurefic - HiruMamo
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,235 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A.
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Merry Mischief-maker's Mistletoe reviews
Christmas was a scary time. Filled with the dreaded mistletoe and rampant hormones in a school filled with teenagers. Harry really shouldn't have expected everything to go smoothly, not since fate seemed to have a personal grudge against him, but even he didn't expect this to happen. And it was all the twin's fault. He was so going to kill them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fidelius reviews
Harry Potter had vanished. No note. No speech. Nothing. For two years, Lord Voldemort has been ruling the wizarding world unopposed, and then it happens. Potter is found. But the Dark Lord doesn't want to simply kill him. Where would the fun in that be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,515 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
How Troublesome reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,353 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.