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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506563, Profile Updated: 03-17-12
Author has written 7 stories for Glee.

Hello! Welcome to my profile! Things you should know about me:

-I am a drama geek.

-I haven't worn matching socks in over 2 years.

-I'm a Gryffindor!!!!

-I love to sing, even if I'm not very good at it.

-I'm one of those people who you either love or hate with no in between.

-I love tap dancing, it's my anger management system.

-I'm not afraid to be myself

-I love musical theatre. I just finished my 19th show. My favorite shows (that I've been in) are Wizard of Oz and You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. My favorite shows (that I've seen) are Billy Elliot (I'm in love with David Bolonga, he plays Micheal.) and Les Mis.

-I'm just a tiny bit insane. (Most people I know might say it's more than a tiny bit)

Pairings I like:













(Harry Potter)








Parings I HATE:


Quinn/Sam, I don't understand why everyone loves them! Just too Barbie and Ken...

Mr. Shuester/Any teenager, It's just gross!

Rachel/Jessie, He's an asshole!



Kurt/Puck (Sometimes)

Kurt/Finn (They're brothers!)

(Harry Potter)

I usually like cannon pairings, and don't generally stray from that (except for Luna/Neville and Remus/Sirius), so I don't really like Hermoine/Draco etc.

(For all stories)

Anyone who is straight paired up with someone of the same gender. Like Quinn/Rachel, really?


Color: Purple
Number: 15
Band: Glee/Taylor Swift

Book: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, To Kill a Mockingbird, Something Wicked This Way Comes

Music Genre: pop (not rap)

TV Show: Glee, Modern Family, The Office, 30 Rock, Law and Order: SVU
Movie: Mean Girls
Actor: Chris Colfer
Actress: Tina Fey
Kind of Movie? romantic comedy

Cartoon? Catdog! It's a cat and a dog!
Sport? Dance (It's a real sport!)
Fast Food Restaurant?: Panda Express
Food?: Mashed Potatoes
Ice Cream?: Mint Brownie
Cereal?: Honey nut cheerios
Sweet?: Milky Way Brownies
Drink?: Coke
Quote: "I've tried being other people, but being myself suits me the best" -Chris Colfer

--Do You--

Have any siblings? 2 older brothers
Have any pets? 2 dogs
Have a job? Nope.
Have a mobile phone?: Yep.
Have any fears?: Stickers, ceiling fans, being lonely, getting killed
Have a bedtime?: Nope.
Sing in the shower?: Of course!
Want to go to college?: Yes (NYU)
Get along with your parents?: A little :p
Have any piercings?: No
Have any tattoos?: No
Swear? Yessum. (Yay for TKAM references!)
Smoke?: Nope
Drink?: Nope
Do Drugs?: No

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love? I don't believe so.
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
Are you single?: yes
Are you in a relationship?: no
Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes
Ever been dumped?: Nope
Ever dumped someone?: yes...

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable? Fruit
Black or White?: Black
Lights On or Lights Off?:Off
TV or Movie? TV
Car or Truck?: Car
Cash or Check?: Cash
Rock or Rap?: Rock

Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate

French Toast or French Fries? French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries? Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins? Cookies
Hugs or Kisses? Hugs

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place? Yep
Smiled for no reason?: Yep.
Laughed so hard you cried? Yep.

Talked to someone you don't know?: All the time.
Drank alcohol?: Nope.
Done drugs?: Nope.
Partied 'til the sun came up?: Nope.
Been arrested?: Nope
Been convicted of a crime?: No
Been in a wreck?: No
Been out of the country?: Yep.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Ever TP'd someone's house?: No
Ever egged someone's house?: No
How many languages do you speak?: English, (kind of) Spanish
Who do you compare yourself to?: People?
Ever regret anything? Lots.
Do you like being tickled?: No! I'm really tickilish!
What are your goals? I want people beyond family and friends to know and care when I die.
Are your fingers tired? A little.
Are you tired of this survey? Kind of.
Are you happy?: Somewhat.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile

Glee Charecter Survey:

The first character I fell in love with: Artie

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Kurt Hummel

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Sam Evans!

The character that I love that everyone hates: Rachel Berry.

The character I used to love but not anymore: Will

The character I want to be like: A less bitchy version of Rachel Berry

The character I’d slap: Santana

A pairing that I love: Finchel

A pairing that I hate: Quam

My favorite character: Kurt Hummel

My three favorite characters: Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Blaine

My three least favorite characters: Jessie St. James, Sam Evans (in case I haven't mentioned it, lol), Carl

Character I am most like: Rachel Berry

My favorite guest star: Carol Burnett

My favorite group performance: Loser Like Me

My favorite duet: Baby, it's Cold Outside/Defying Gravity/Candles

My favorite solo: Don't Rain on my Parade

My favorite episode: Wheels, Showmance, Preggers, Power of Madonna, Grilled Chesus, Original Song

Story notes:

Some of you may have noticed that I took down The Birds, The Bees, and Burt. I'm re-vamping it, and it will be back up as soon as possible.

I really wanted to do this, so yeah.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.


CHECK OUT MY TWITTER!!! If I'm feeling funny, I'll post something. If I'm not, I won't.!/aweebitinsane

So, basically, that's me. Please read and review my stories!

Lots of love,


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Of Fatherhood and Fish Boxers by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"I do have neighbors and I do have to speak to them occasionally and if I'm talking to my cousin in the hallway in the middle of the night wearing nothing but my boxers, they're going to start thinking I'm not normal." / In which Jason goes to Percy for advice. Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Love and Learning by RJ Worthington reviews
The pamphlets Kurt's dad gave him didn't help that much - he's still clueless. Maybe he'll take up Blaine on his offer to talk about… that stuff. The two bond as their relationship grows into something more than friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shirts and Skins by goodgollymolly reviews
Follow up to "An Awkward Situation". Kurt and Blaine are caught in the den by Finn and Burt, and there is another awkward kitchen convo. T for minor sexual content. Hope you like it!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Awkward Situation by goodgollymolly reviews
Burt catches Kurt violating the "open door policy" and sits he and Blaine down for a chat, which turns into a stare down until Carole intervenes. More awkward!Kurt/Burt with Blaine and Carole. T for mentions of sexual contact, no actual sexual acts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Be All Right by BigDestiny reviews
It was the phone call Burt Hummel had been waiting for, and dreading. "Dad, would it be okay if Blaine defiled me tonight?" Burt has a lot to think about when a sudden snowstorm presents Kurt with an opportunity with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
You Will Get Pregnant and Die by adi-rotynd reviews
In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. For a prompt. This story predates "Sexy" by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by sleepinnude reviews
Part of the Follow You Down 'verse. Kurt and Blaine give their son The Talk. Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by CharliesHoodie reviews
Two months into their relationship, and Blaine is painfully aware of the fact Kurt can't shake his fear of sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All My Loving by puckerbray reviews
How would life be for Quinn and Puck if they had kept Beth? Fast forward a few years. Puck and Quinn are married. Beth is five. And they're happy, taking life as it comes. A collection of one-shots. Quick and Beth.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Puck, Quinn F.
PDA by Keinami reviews
Kurt's not comfortable with public displays of affection, but he's all hands in private. Blaine doesn't really get it, but he's trying.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dreams Come True by ThatBitchIrene reviews
After 5 months together, Blaine surprises Kurt with a trip to Disney World. Lots of fluffy fluffiness ensues! Rating has been changed to M. I apologize if that now leaves some of my readers out of the loop but to be fair, I did warn that it would happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In the Back of the Prius by E. M. Zeray reviews
6 months into their relationship, Percy and Annabeth have reached the phase where they just can't keep their hands off each other, and they need to find a place to release this passion without getting caught. No lemon but still rated M. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Man Who Will Always Come Back by Rotfang-Conspiracist reviews
Hermione gives Rosie some advice on boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice On A Hogwarts Rooftop by MOLLY THE MONSTER reviews
"Who does he think he is? Kissing my baby sister! He's toast!" "James, I'm not a baby." "Of course you are! How old are you? Twelve?" "Fifteen, but nice try." James tries to give little sister Lily some advice about life on the roof at Hogwarts. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Official Bear Count: Three by gleefullyyours reviews
Eighth in my NYC future!fic series, set during college years. Finn goes along on the annual Berry family vacation. In the midst of new friends, rope swings, ATVs, and bears, emotions and drama find a way to keep this from being a perfect trip. Maybe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Burt and Ernie by Jaha Canon reviews
Burt and Kurt were shopping when they came across Burt's old college roommate. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Everything's Coming Up Roses by Mytay reviews
A post-Laryngitis fic: Burt watches Kurt perform "Rose's Turn", and is both in awe and aching to see Kurt so wrecked. The amazing father/son conversation from his point of view.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Peacock by SEEKER-2000 reviews
In the bird world, the boy birds are always more colorful than the girl birds." Kurt & his dad take a trip to the Zoo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
An Awkward Reunion by pyrofreeze reviews
Years after the final battle, Harry runs into someone from his past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
WFLE: How to Use Your Wand by liaisonwiththecouch reviews
Sex Ed in the wizarding world. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
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His Least Favorite Holiday
Kurt has always hated thanksgiving. Just a little drabble for Turkey Day! Gobble Gobble!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Our Baby Girl reviews
Being a parent is never easy. Our favorite couple, Kurt and Blaine are no exception. But, through love, they're able to raise Samantha Hummel-Anderson right. Of course, there's lots of humor, drama, awkward-ness, sadness, and craziness on the way! KLAINE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,612 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Siberia reviews
It didn't matter if he was in Florida or Siberia. He was gone. That was the only thing that mattered. Sam/Mercedes drabble following Sam leaving at the beginning of season three. Rated M for language and sexual references.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Kurt's Dolly reviews
One day, a young Blaine Anderson escapes from his parents at a mall. A young Kurt Hummel is shopping with his mother. When Blaine sees Kurt's doll the one he always wanted , a friendship and more is formed. BABY KLAINE ONE SHOT!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Rain on Her Parade reviews
Rachel Berry started singing Don't Rain On My Parade when she was five. Leroy Berry thought it might be a good song for her to channel her emotions into. Little did he know how right that song was for his daughter.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Florida Vacation reviews
Burt and Carole surprise Finn and Kurt with a trip to Florida with their significant others, Rachel and Blaine. When four teens share a hotel room with no adults around, awkwardness, adventures, and comedy ensue! Finchel and Klaine fluff! No four-somes!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
ABC's of Kurt and Blaine reviews
Cute little very very fluffy pure fluff one-shots of Kurt and Blaine throughout their relationship, based on the letters of the alphabet. One for each letter. T for later chapters. There's humor, drama and everything in-between. Please read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete