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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506660, Profile Updated: 10-23-11
Author has written 3 stories for Dragon Age.

I'm a thirty{mumble}-year-old married mother of two, living in sunny Southern California and working in accounting. I LOVE to read, and I found this site through an Alistair fan page on Facebook, started reading some Dragon Age stories, and started getting some ideas. Seems like a good way to give vent to my long-neglected creative side! Dragon Age has captured my imagination, but I may find myself writing something in another world eventually.

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Mistakes by Cadsuane reviews
AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,944 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Loghain M., Maric T.
Soulmates by Erynnar reviews
The archdemon is slain, Alistair lies dead, or does he? And the last Grey Warden must fight Queen Anora with the help of her friends. Swoopers and Zev lovers rejoice, you get your cake and eat it too. An AU after the Blight tale.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 328,059 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Rubicon by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Two years later, the courier is having second thoughts about siding with the NCR. Accidentally stumbling into the manhunt for a disgraced Frumentarius forces her hand. But is it the voice of Mars, or just massive head trauma? Either way, the die is cast.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,886 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M.
Relieved of Duty by Freckles04 reviews
Following the battle for Earth, Kaidan Alenko has been relieved of duty as he deals with the aftereffects of Shepard's actions.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Apostates of Amaranthine by Amhran Comhrac reviews
With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 529,125 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Amell, Anders
Dragon Age: The Kill by Shadow of Light reviews
Zevran, friend of Warden Commander Asleena Cousland. Shianni, elf of Denerim. Xai, Crow turned Warden. Shale, once dwarf, once golem. Ciela Tabris...who never had Duncan attend her wedding. The Tevinter Imperium. Blood Mages. Sequel to 'The Hunt'.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,633 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zevran A., Tabris
Just We Two by Suilven reviews
A series of glimpses chronicling Morrigan's pregnancy and the childhood and coming of age of the little one who would become a god.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Morrigan, Urthemiel - Complete
The Arrangement by Addai reviews
There is nothing Loghain Mac Tir would not do for his country, but an arranged marriage with a woman half his age is the last thing he thought might be required. Canon-based AU with Elissa as eldest. Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,740 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Loghain M., Cousland - Complete
The True Place for a Just Man by Miri1984 reviews
This fic was written for the Bioware Bang challenge on LJ. Art was done by the amazing JessicaJones - Jancola on Deviant Art / / jancola. deviantart. com / remove spaces for link! Anders in the Tower. Fits into my Caged Universe.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Anders, Karl T. - Complete
Trouble & Strife by 1Scarylady reviews
The Blight is over; Melissa Cousland to be entombed at Weisshaupt. King Alistair must go to Orlais and select a bride of Imperial blood, while in Ferelden the Chantry has plans of its own. A tale of fluffy romance and unfluffy politics. COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alistair - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
The Lion's Den by Shakespira reviews
For Leonie "Lion" Caron, killing the Architect was only the first step in unlocking the mystery of her own blood, a mystery that some would prefer remain secret. Takes place after Awakening.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 224,474 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Caron, Loghain M. - Complete
Beautiful by SurelyForth reviews
In a world that never was, Anders is one of the mages sent to Ostagar. He manages to meets up with a couple of Grey Wardens and he cannot fault their taste in companions. One shot for BSN.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Anders, Cousland - Complete
30 Dragon by mackillian reviews
AU. Alistair isn't the only illegitimate son of King Maric. Where Eamon failed, the Couslands did not, and raised Maric's other son as their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 270,484 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - [Morrigan, Cousland] [Alistair, Leliana] - Complete
The Heart of the Lion by Shakespira reviews
The Lion of Orlais, Leonie Caron, takes up her duties as Warden Commander of Ferelden. Still mourning Duncan, she is determined to find her nemisis, the Architect, and destroy him. Will she find love along the way? *M for later chapters.*
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 163,899 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Caron, Loghain M. - Complete
The Sands of Time by Ladyamesindy reviews
Fergus Cousland has beaten the odds and survived Ostagar and the Blight. But what happens when he return to find his home destroyed, his sister missing & other strange goings ons? Fergus Cousland/Leliana & other characters. Rating will change later.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,987 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Fergus C., Leliana - Complete
Love and Levirate by JessicaJones reviews
Alistair was not Cailan. He was only a collection of similar shortcomings, wearing her dead husband's face.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
The Lion of Orlais by Shakespira reviews
Before Leonie Caron became the Commander of the Grey of Ferelden, she was the Lion of Orlais, Warden Commander of the Grey Wardens of Val Royeaux and Duncan was the only man strong enough to capture her heart. **Spoilers for The Calling and Origins**
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,184 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Caron, Duncan - Complete
Suite for Urthemiel by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A glimpse of the Elder God Urthemiel's journey.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Urthemiel, Morrigan - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Miri1984 reviews
Purely speculative Anders childhood story - from birth to when he enters the Tower. Set in the Losses/Consequences/Of Wardens and Mages universe.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Anders - Complete
Dragon Age: The Hunt by Shadow of Light reviews
The Blight has ended, the Archdemon slain, but the Hero of Ferelden does not yet mean to rest. Alistair fled Denerim before the siege and she intends to track him down. Either he will return with her, or she will burn that bridge forever.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 130,211 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Cousland, Zevran A. - Complete
Caged by Miri1984 reviews
Alternate Miranda/Alistair universe. Miranda did not become a grey warden, but was instead captured and imprisoned by Howe. She is rescued by Alistair and Alim, the last two grey wardens in Ferelden, near the end of the blight. Rated M for mature themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
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Warden Born reviews
What if Fiona was Alistair's real mother - and she refused to give him up? Oneshot, written in a hurry for a challenge on deviantART.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alistair, Fiona - Complete
Meanwhile, Back at the Camp reviews
While you were gathering your army to defeat the Blight, did you ever wonder what was going on back at camp when you weren't around?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
The Fate of the Clanless Keeper reviews
One-shot. The Vigil's defenders watched in horror as a section of stone collapsed upon her. But when the rubble was cleared, Velanna's body was nowhere to be found...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Velanna - Complete