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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2506910, Profile Updated: 07-12-13
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Oh, no! Someone's viewing this profile! C'mon, Eight. Say something witty. Say something mind-blowing. Something that'll grab this person's attention. Um — er — ah — I've got nothing. Oh well. Hope that somehow got your attention anyway.

Why, hello there! :) It's Eight. This is her profile. She likes Harry Potter. She likes fanfiction. She likes you already for reading this. Bored? There's a little envelope icon just below her username. Say something! She'll say something back. She's kinda lame, but that won't stop you from messaging her, right? She won't bite. Not that hard, anyway. Ah, the tribulations of making friends over the internet.

What is an EightCloseBracket?
Just type it out! The numerical value and the punctuation, that is. What do you find when you put the natural number after seven and the end parentheses together? A good-looking smiley. 8) Feeling the awesomeness?
Yes, an emoticon wearing shades. It's nice to be cool. I think. I wouldn't know.

There are other reasons. I am of Chinese heritage. We are superstitious people. Eight is a lucky number. Don't tell me there hasn't been a moment in your life when you wished you had a nice bottle of Felix Felicis.

The number eight has coolness in itself, doesn't it? Don't you think it looks like a zero wearing a belt? Don't you think it looks like a snowman? No? Just me, then.

Tell me about a great piece of Fanfiction you know of! I like reading :)
Ships don't matter that much to me. I think that heartwarming, well-written interaction between two characters who I don't usually pair together can be written really well.

I know that there's a higher chance that someone's being eaten by a hippogriff than the possibility of a person still reading this, but I want to say thank you anyway :)
Thanks for stopping by. You probably don't know me. You've probably never met me before. You'll probably never meet me, ever. You'll probably forget about everything I've written here in a short span of a minute. But I think it was nice of you to drop by. Surprisingly, acts of kindness can be unbelievably hard to come by. Go, do something nice now. Thanks for reading. Now, go. Be nice. You've done so for me. Do the same for others. It's not that hard, and you might just be pleasantly surprised with the response.

Be happy! :D There are many who are less fortunate than us. We're blessed. Strange how it's always so hard for us to see that.

I'm currently writing something called Destroying Fanfiction. Some people seem to find it entertaining. Check it out, if you want. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Eight xx

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Boggart by alindy reviews
Drabbles showing every Harry Potter character's boggart. Some you know, some you don't, and some you only thought you knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4604 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Destroying Fanfiction reviews
Come help expose some of the most overused plots in Harry Potter Fanfiction history. We'll destroy them. One cliché at a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.