Aquaria Melay
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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2507742, Profile Updated: 06-12-13

Just to be clear my username used to be Hinata X Sasuke Uchiha so don't be confused!!!

Name: You can call me Aqua

My b-day: June 13th

Favorite Color: TARDIS Blue!!! and occasionally Green

Favorite Word: Excellent. Due to The Naruto Abridged Series.XD

Favorite Song: Various Songs but if I had to chose it would be Gives you Hell by The All American Rejects

Things to make you laugh:

In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for not telling the kids.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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I Love You, Bro by delena4eternity reviews
Damon and Alaric are both hesitant to admit their feelings for each other... who will cave first?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Damon S., Alaric S.
But Water Is Wider by Misato reviews
When a long ago crossroads deal brings hellhounds to his door Neal knows the only thing he can do is run - and as soon as this Winchester case is through he intends to do just that. The web is deeper than he knows, and in its snares secrets are exposed and bonds tested. When hellhounds come baying for blood, even angels have nowhere to hide. D/C, Peter/El, Sam, Neal & the WC crew.
Crossover - Supernatural & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,237 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Castiel, Elizabeth B. - Complete
Papa Bear's just a Teddy Bear by starflake12 reviews
Burt walks in on Puck and Kurt fast asleep snuggled up together. Since they are fully clothed and on top of the covers, his reaction is 'Awww' rather than homicidal rage. So of course he takes a picture and posts it on Facebook. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
My Pizza Man by remusandsnapelover reviews
It's Halloween, and although Dean is a Scrooge about it, he can't seem to resist Castiel dressed up in a pizza man costume. For the Destiel Word Prompt Contest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete