Inactive.

The Way of the Walking Dead

A fanfic about My Chemical Romance, hunters of the living dead in New Jersey. This fic I still love. There's more to it than the others, and I'd like to finish it. I'm going to read it, post it on (I'm RebelxRose if you wanna look me up), and then hopefully I'll start working on it again.

random-MCR/Bert McCracken-crack-fic-as-yet-unnamed-spawned-by-WotWD :)

Okay, so in Way of the Walking Dead, I wrote this scene where these battle droids came to earth and ended up considering Gerard Way their master, through a twisted series of circumstances that are entirely Frankie's fault XD So now about fourteen droids live in Gerard and Lyn-Z's house, working for them and protecting the often-visiting Bert from himself. My brothers and I talk about the droids and what they do to Gerard and Bert almost every day, so this will be a somewhat cracky fic about those random adventures. I'll probably post this after I finish WotWD :P lol, I'll still post this. I've got some stuff written, so I guess I'll post it as I'm working on WotWD.

Because You're the Only Hope for Me

What happens when you meet someone after watching them get fired, who then immediately becomes your best friend, and who you irrationally, irrevocably, are falling in love with? A Frerard from Frank's POV. FINISHED. That's what I'm going with :P

Way Bros Experimental Furniture Co.

A product brochure written by Gerard for the experimental furniture company owned by himself and Mikey. My youngest brother and I invented this idea while we were enjoying our two new couches, and later while we were on the trampoline.

lol, this one stays. I don't think about it much anymore, but I'll update if I get ideas. Maybe I'll write the whole Lambourgini and Entreri thing mentioned below...

Here's a question for anyone: How would you like to read a crack fic involving this experimental furniture company, in which Jarlaxle (R. A. Salvatore's Legend of Drizzt series) gives Artemis Entreri a shrinking Lambourghini Reventon, which gets expanded inside Entreri's living room, prompting him to call a moving company, i.e. an out-of-work Bert McCracken and The Used. Wanna hear some of the other random shenanigans? Other happenings of this random crack fic will include Drizzt texting and "stealing" the Lambo, Bert riding to California on a moped, Entreri promising to take Jarlaxle out to dinner, and a secret order for a trampoline couch placed at Way Bros Experimental Furniture Co. Wanna read it? I'll write it if you want to read it. PM me :)

Buried Myself Alive

Quinn, Branden, and Jeph walk into a new building in high spirits to find Bert collapsed on the floor, unconscious and, for all intents and purposes, dead. Panicked chaos ensues as they attempt to revive him, a process that involves duct tape. :)

Take My Hand, Take My Life

Counterpart to As the Leaves Change in Color, by AllApologies451994. Bert McCracken hates everything, his home, his life, himself. That's why he chose to run, and leave everything he hates and the one thing he loves, his best friend and lover Gerard Way, behind on a mission of defiance to everything he's ever known. A mission involving lots of parties, lots of alcohol, new tattoos, hair dye, and black dresses, just to name a few, all of which is at the expense of Quinn Allman. XD But all of this is meaningless, and as Bert slowly gains grasp of reality, finding sanity in the insanity of joining The Used, he realizes he needs to return home. But life has changed while he's been gone, and as much as he tries to hide it, this is nothing easy to cope with. I should work on this. But. It's not a priority right now, 'cuz I like WotWD way better...lol...so I'll finish it eventually, maybe. But the QuinnxBert stuff will stop :P

'Cuz we are all a bunch of animals

That never paid attention in school.

So tell me all about your problems,

I was killing before killing was cool.

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy...pumpkin pie, motherfucker!" ~ Gerard Way

Gerard: (reading a question from a fan) I think when The Used come on your show, you should ask Bert why he doesn't answer his damn cell phone?

Bert: *longish pause*

Gerard: I would like to know that too.

Bert: Well... You know what...I don't wanna get cancer.

Mikey: Don't tape me straightening my a hair!

"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity." ~ Bert McCracken

Interviewer: Which of your band mates is most likely to stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey.

Interviewer: And who would yell, "Hey! It's still plugged in!"

Mikey: That would be me.

Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all really protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

Frank: It was funny because when we were recording, Mikey and I lived together, and I would come to Gerard after like, "I can't believe he did this today!"

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on over night.

Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!

Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...

Frank: Oh god!

Gerard: And there's water everywhere!

Mikey: I did that once...

Gerard: What about the times with the radio?

Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it, though.

Mikey: "Yeah, I have a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute, and then my brother got a coffee and he taunted me." (this could seriously be my younger brother complaining about me! I always tease him when I get coffee! XD )

Frank: Has Goldfinger ever been chased by a pack of angry mooses? It's a terrifying sight!"

Mikey: "Dude, that's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."

Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

Fan: "Say hi to the camera, Frank!"

Frank: "Hi to the camera, Frank!"

random quotes from Gerard!

"Everyone expects you to act like a kid so you might as well do so...go throw a TV out of your hotel window."

"One day your life is gonna flash before your eyes...make sure it's worth watching."

singing* "Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap! Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap! Everybody tie your shoes, I don't care about you, everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!" XD

Interviewer: Bob, Frank, Ray, and Mikey are hanging on the edge of a cliff. Who would you save first?

Gerard: I'd jump too.

"Well wha' happened was, I was walking, and I walked into these bushes, I was like, WAAAAAH and" *with sudden and great distress* "I fuckin' killed so many plants!"

"Kid, you'll never be cool, so don't even try."

Mikey: "Dude, did you lose your pants again?" (again! oh em gee!)

Gerard: "It's this women's cut, they always fall down!"

"Here are the rules though. Nobody acts like a tough guy. Nobody tries to hurt anyone else and if somebody falls down, you pick them the fuck up, all right?"