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Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, Hunger Games, Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater, and Maximum Ride.
Penny here! Okay so yeah!!!! You're at my profile! Whattaya know maybe that's what hitting that profile button thingy does!!! Hey maybe I'm crazy but maybe that's a good thing? You tell me!
My friends in rl also have accounts on here if you want to go read their stories for me! They happen to be:
pjo06 - You should all review and tell her... SKALAMOOSH! (And you may successfully creep her out because I doubt she will read this she doesn't understand my descriptive, (and apparently too descriptive and too serious!) way of writing! No offense...)
cntthinkofaname2 - All of you r&r and say.. Meeeeep how are your pookas! (She may or may not read this she is too meepheaded)
kindlover123 - Ask her if she has recently marked her territory... (I'm guessing at some point she will probably read this because she actually occasionaly reads my stories as long as she isn't busy eating or singing or um something else or massaging my toe! no offense other friends!) that's her chat :) go on it. NOW!
They may think you are a stalker so keep your eyes open O.O or closed they may be too scary to look at! Jk... Maybe
Yay it's Logan Lerman, who is almost as awesome as a Narwhal! I him! And so does pjo06 o.O I'm watchin u Travis! BUT I'M NOT TALKIN TO U!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiish Lemon Narwhal (Yay nice words!)
Don't trust your therapist! Trust me! Well maybe you shouldn't trust phsycos so nvm I take it back don't trust me! But now you are gonna go trust your therapist and something bad will happen and then you won't trust me not to trust phsycos so then this contradicts itself and now congratulations you have successfully confused me without even talking to me!!!
Saltwaterrrrrrrrrrr wristwatchhhhhhhh andddddddddd cyberrrrr (haha not nice words)
PJO06 AND I ARE HIPPO TWINSSSSS
Um... OMG NOSES I HIT MY NOZZLE ON THE CARDBOARD CAT!
ZIP WHAT THE FLIP
Yes, I am the all-knowing pooka godess, of course you recognized me!
Like a cheesestick, like a cheesestick!
Mr. Cheesestick Man would say something if he had a mouth but he doesn't and he's making odd gestures with his string-like hands. Strange.
My favorite band is Hedley, idk u may not know them they aren't all amazingly popular and stuff but if you read warriors then you absolutely HAVE to watch this vid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaUYUKC37U0 Yeah... It's pretty epic. The song for the vid (except the beginning) is Bones Shatter by Hedley! But my fave song is Perfect by Hedley... Go listen to it. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philippe fish is my bestest friend and we enjoy robbing banks together. I would have let him stay in my house disguised as my pet when he'd actually be free, but kindlover123 owns him :( Plus he would be sad to leave his buddies Apple, Jax, and Rex :
My name is also Apple. Apart from Penny. Kindlover123 is Pineapple in case you were wondering or wanted to freak her out by calling her that. She may (actually she probably will) have a spaz attack and fall off of her swivel chair.
Somebody once told me you burn many calories when you laugh. Someone else said you will live longer when you laugh a lot. And someone else said that laughing is just plain good for you. Well I laugh a lot, so bonus for me! Take today for example (this may not be today anymore if you are reading this tomorrow or after that too). I was in math, where I sit next to none other than Cntthinkofaname2. I looked at her (which actually may be funny she is an odd girl, except this time she was just sitting there) and I just started cracking up for reasons I cannot and would not wish to explain even to myself. I couldn't stop laughing and laughing and laughing and I started to cry. So now I was crying for a reason I could not pinpoint myself. So then of course Toddeh started laughing too and we both couldn't stop. :')
^So now you are wondering, what was the point of that story? I couldn't say...
A texted conversation as best as I could remember it between me of course, and kindlover123 while she was on vacation far far away in Massachusetts, including my thoughts in italics.
Me and Cntthinkofaname2 both: Where are you I can't pinpoint your location on my gps!
Squid: Lol I was in mass
Me: Wow I didn't think she went to church, and during the week too! Maybe she's going everday over break for some special reason... I never heard of her going to church before!
Squid: Yeah I was there for a while remember I told you that I was in mass before.
Me: Oh yeah... She did and I was wondering why she was in church before too... She missed our soccer game to go to church?
Me: I'm confused.
Squid: I'm on my way home from Massachusetts.
Suddenly I understood with my simple mind. Sorry Squid I know it went something like that...
I am a zombie robot combined and I wear huge gloves and I have a backpack with a battery pack. WOOT WOOT! Right Toddeh?
Now let's have a little chat, shall we? I have either weirded you out by now or you are even weirder than I am, which I didn't see as possible... But you know, I'm learning. But either way, you should seriously check out what I've wrtten and tell me... *Strokes Invisible Beard* Is it too serious, as I have been told? Are my two funny ones not funny enough? Are my other ones not serious enough? PLEASE PEOPLE I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!
One more thing: TURTLE!!!! CAN I STROKE IT????