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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2507882, Profile Updated: 07-12-11
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, Hunger Games, Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater, and Maximum Ride.

Penny here! Okay so yeah!!!! You're at my profile! Whattaya know maybe that's what hitting that profile button thingy does!!! Hey maybe I'm crazy but maybe that's a good thing? You tell me!

thats my chat where i converse with my buddies!

My friends in rl also have accounts on here if you want to go read their stories for me! They happen to be:

pjo06 - You should all review and tell her... SKALAMOOSH! (And you may successfully creep her out because I doubt she will read this she doesn't understand my descriptive, (and apparently too descriptive and too serious!) way of writing! No offense...)

cntthinkofaname2 - All of you r&r and say.. Meeeeep how are your pookas! (She may or may not read this she is too meepheaded)

kindlover123 - Ask her if she has recently marked her territory... (I'm guessing at some point she will probably read this because she actually occasionaly reads my stories as long as she isn't busy eating or singing or um something else or massaging my toe! no offense other friends!) that's her chat :) go on it. NOW!

They may think you are a stalker so keep your eyes open O.O or closed they may be too scary to look at! Jk... Maybe

Yay it's Logan Lerman, who is almost as awesome as a Narwhal! I him! And so does pjo06 o.O I'm watchin u Travis! BUT I'M NOT TALKIN TO U!

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiish Lemon Narwhal (Yay nice words!)

Don't trust your therapist! Trust me! Well maybe you shouldn't trust phsycos so nvm I take it back don't trust me! But now you are gonna go trust your therapist and something bad will happen and then you won't trust me not to trust phsycos so then this contradicts itself and now congratulations you have successfully confused me without even talking to me!!!

Saltwaterrrrrrrrrrr wristwatchhhhhhhh andddddddddd cyberrrrr (haha not nice words)




Yes, I am the all-knowing pooka godess, of course you recognized me!

Like a cheesestick, like a cheesestick!

Mr. Cheesestick Man would say something if he had a mouth but he doesn't and he's making odd gestures with his string-like hands. Strange.

My favorite band is Hedley, idk u may not know them they aren't all amazingly popular and stuff but if you read warriors then you absolutely HAVE to watch this vid! Yeah... It's pretty epic. The song for the vid (except the beginning) is Bones Shatter by Hedley! But my fave song is Perfect by Hedley... Go listen to it. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Philippe fish is my bestest friend and we enjoy robbing banks together. I would have let him stay in my house disguised as my pet when he'd actually be free, but kindlover123 owns him :( Plus he would be sad to leave his buddies Apple, Jax, and Rex :

My name is also Apple. Apart from Penny. Kindlover123 is Pineapple in case you were wondering or wanted to freak her out by calling her that. She may (actually she probably will) have a spaz attack and fall off of her swivel chair.

Somebody once told me you burn many calories when you laugh. Someone else said you will live longer when you laugh a lot. And someone else said that laughing is just plain good for you. Well I laugh a lot, so bonus for me! Take today for example (this may not be today anymore if you are reading this tomorrow or after that too). I was in math, where I sit next to none other than Cntthinkofaname2. I looked at her (which actually may be funny she is an odd girl, except this time she was just sitting there) and I just started cracking up for reasons I cannot and would not wish to explain even to myself. I couldn't stop laughing and laughing and laughing and I started to cry. So now I was crying for a reason I could not pinpoint myself. So then of course Toddeh started laughing too and we both couldn't stop. :')

^So now you are wondering, what was the point of that story? I couldn't say...

A texted conversation as best as I could remember it between me of course, and kindlover123 while she was on vacation far far away in Massachusetts, including my thoughts in italics.

Me and Cntthinkofaname2 both: Where are you I can't pinpoint your location on my gps!

Squid: Lol I was in mass

Me: Wow I didn't think she went to church, and during the week too! Maybe she's going everday over break for some special reason... I never heard of her going to church before!

Me: Really?

Squid: Yeah I was there for a while remember I told you that I was in mass before.

Me: Oh yeah... She did and I was wondering why she was in church before too... She missed our soccer game to go to church?

Me: I'm confused.

Squid: I'm on my way home from Massachusetts.

Me: ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Suddenly I understood with my simple mind. Sorry Squid I know it went something like that...

I am a zombie robot combined and I wear huge gloves and I have a backpack with a battery pack. WOOT WOOT! Right Toddeh?

Now let's have a little chat, shall we? I have either weirded you out by now or you are even weirder than I am, which I didn't see as possible... But you know, I'm learning. But either way, you should seriously check out what I've wrtten and tell me... *Strokes Invisible Beard* Is it too serious, as I have been told? Are my two funny ones not funny enough? Are my other ones not serious enough? PLEASE PEOPLE I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!

One more thing: TURTLE!!!! CAN I STROKE IT????

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TRUTH OR DARE by Pjo06 reviews
The characters of percy jackson play a game of truth or dare. Who will drive a monster truck? Who will go in the closet with who? THERE WILL BE CLIFF HANGERS. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Cinderella in a Party Dress by monroeslittle reviews
when you're dead, you're dead — except when you're not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Saddest Sting by awsomekelly reviews
It's prom night for Percy. nothing could go wrong. except a single car accident that percy was responsible for sent the death of his friend Rachel. And percy blames himself for her death. will this mistake tear him apart? Rated T for very little language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
PJO smackdown by Pjo06 reviews
Annabeth and Rachel fight in an arena to win percy. Yeah it's pretty awesometastic. Rated T for because it's all a big arena fight.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
Near To You by writingluverr82 reviews
'You don't miss him at all, you had told yourself this day after day for the last two weeks. Even though you tell yourself this, every night you find yourself sitting on your bed with Kleenex's all around with a tub of ice cream.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Life sucks, and then you DIE by DiamondintheDark reviews
"Life sucks, doesn't it Nico?" "Life doesn't suck, Perce." "You should be a fortune teller." "Thank the gods you're invulnerable, 'cause I'm gonna shoot you."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
She Will Be Loved by StilloftheSilence reviews
"Well if you're not serious about us, then there shouldn't even be an us!" I screamed, tears streaming down my face as I slammed the door of his apartment, running outside into the pouring rain. Fluffy one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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The Day We Fell Out of Love reviews
When Katniss leaves Peeta becasue she is in love with someone else, Peeta has a hard time handling it. But after a while, something or someone brightens up his life and he is happy once more, but what about Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Escape to Normal reviews
Lyra and Kenan were kidnapped at a young age. Now they are fourteen, and Lyra can't take it anymore. She wants to get out. Now. Rated T just in case!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
The Formidable Future of Ashton Grey reviews
Ashton is just a regular seventeen-year-old boy who skips class and cares more about maintaining his popular reputation than his grades or his future. But something happens that will change his life forever. Most would say for the worse, but...
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011
The Misfortunes and Random Happenings of a Demigod reviews
Just a bunch of weird, random things that happen to Travis!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
It All Started With the Soft Singing reviews
Percy wakes up, hearing a strange, soft, random singing. Then a scraping at his door. He goes to see what it is. And it was a... Read it to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
A Prophecy, and a Heartbreak reviews
Percy receives a prophecy from Rachel, but it isn't how it usually happens. Rachel remembers it, yet she knows it is a prophecy. When Percy hears it, he takes an action that could change his life for good.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010
A Tragic Past, and New Beginnings reviews
Dew and Dawn, two sisters, flee their group when their parents are slaughtered, accompanied by Dew's mate Storm. They recieve a prophecy from their moher, and now they must continue on their journey and find out what it means.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010