Audrayy
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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2508179, Profile Updated: 04-09-13
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.


Okay, I debated and debated whether to delete the stuff below and write a whole new profile, but I just think it was a great stage and I would like to keep it there. So first things first, I am Audrey. I am 17 and the profile below I wrote when I was 14. I haven't changed much it the aspects of my interests. Though my writing has changed alot! Alot, alot. I will not delete my old stories, but I warn you they are not the best. I was also into slash stories aswell...so be warned there will probably be some there.

Adios.

I can feel judgement as your eyes drift down to my old profile. We were all a little strange when we were 14... -.-


Hello,

My name is Audrey. I guess i could probably say I'm a LOTR nerd :) I know pretty much everything about it. I also LOOOOVE Piartes of the Caribbean! .

Hmmm what else, OH YEAH! I live in Australia, anddd... i guess i'm a very happy and ecstatic person :@

I'm also meant to be doing my homework now, but as usual fanfiction has side tracked me :)


Favorite books .

Mortal Instruments- Cassandra Clare

Lord of the Rings- J.RR Toilkien

Vampire academy- Richelle Mead

Uhhh, Harry potter i guess and i read all the twilight series didn't particularly like them.


Favorite things to write about .

LOTR

Pirates of the carribean

Mortal Instruments

I'm just getting into star wars (If i get into starwars i will be 100% nerdy .)

SVU

Harry potter

Uhhhh, I guess many more things, can't think of anything else at the moment... :D


Favorite LOTR chracters ever .

Aragorn of course :D

Eomer (So sexeh .)

Gimli

Elrond

Grima

GANDALF!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

Boromir

Any elves in the books or movies their all sexeh beasts ;)

Especially the twins, REOW!


Sometimes i scare myself... :)

95% of all girls would cry if Justin Bieber or Robert Pattinson threatened to jump off a building. If you are part of the 5% who would grab a bag of popcorn and yell "Do a flip!!" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you hate flamers, copy and paste this into your profile.

Oh andddd, if you do decide to read my stories pleaseeeeeeee, pleaseeeeeee review. I love getting reviews, i really like nice ones but critical ones will also be accepted and loved. As for flamers... Go @#$% yourself :) Fanfiction is a nice place without all your stupid comments putting people down, critique is one thing but put downs are another. I especially hate anonymous flamers, too scared to even show you who they really are.

At this point i presume, people who flame are just thinking about clicking on my stories and writing something nasty, well my advice is good luck to you, bad reviews don't affect me and can never stop me writing. I think flaming is a waste of time, just to hurt other peoples feelings. Perhaps it makes them feel better about themselves?

Byeeee :)

P.S I LOVE BOROMIR! HE IS A GIFT! :D

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Into the West by Lenora reviews
As Grima watches the Uruk-hai leave to destroy Rohan, he remembers the one he loves...GrimaEomer SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Eomer, Eomer
When you Give the Grimms Computers by zoocan reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
An Impossible Love by Laurenke1 reviews
Ronald Weasley thinks his best friend and his Potions Professor are acting weird, what are they hiding? Slash. Written for the 10th anniversary of Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
aragorn and legolas what should have happened by legolasisgay1223 reviews
Legolas and aragorn are in love, but what will arwen do to destroy there realtionship? sam and frodo are together but what happens when one of them dies?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Do elf lords dote? by lunawannabe reviews
Elrond has a new daughter, and for all his supposed wisdom he's in way over his head. But he's not about to go running to Celeborn for answers. No indeed. He'd never hear the end of it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
Elrond's Predicament by Kindred Isa reviews
Elrond breaks the rules of Lothlorien and must submit a punishment chosen by Celeborn. Story contains spanking, slash, and het sexual contact. Pretty AU or Early Era when Elrond was young.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Elrond, Celeborn - Complete
Queen Beyotch by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
One thing was for sure, if his pregnant wife had come with a rune for punishment; he wasn't sleeping in the bed tonight. Or even the house. Maybe he should hide out for a few days until she forgot why she was pissed. Yeah, like that's going to happen.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
I belong to the Stars by sunnyblainey reviews
Just a quick look at how the Ring tries to take Legolas while the fellowship is on the mountain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Disgusting elves! by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Gimli sees something that he will never forget and it turns out to be elven custom... or that s what Legolas said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
A Cage by Rohain Tahquil reviews
After her incident with Grima Eowyn is convinced the worst is over. She was wrong. Now she is caged and it is her own family that has caged her. As well as her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Eowyn, Legolas
Misery and Grief by strychix reviews
When Draco is raped by Death Eaters, he runs away and finds himself at Number 12 Grimmauld Place without knowing who lives there, Harry decides it's his mission to save the blonde. From the Death Eaters, from the Griffendors, and from Draco himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Far To Go by Aaeth reviews
Dean/Castiel PRE-SLASH! Castiel is hurt and Dean rambles on.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Traitorous 'Friend' by xWaVeSx reviews
Hermione is raped by Ron on her way to Hogwarts, and finds resolution in an unexpected place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Intoxicating Aroma by All Tears Must Fall reviews
Jacob/Edward Jakeward JacobxEdward SLASH - Bella was fast asleep and Edward hears Jacob in the yard. One thing leads to another...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Underneath the Bridge by InTheTelling reviews
Post OotP. Vernon and Petunia's marriage has reached its end and Harry becomes a victim of Vernon's anger. Warning: explicit rape, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Know by wrecking reviews
Jacob wants to do it... on the bed. Edward/Jacob Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Snape's baby by imslytherinatheart reviews
Snape is forced to rape Hermione. She disappears for a year leaving Snape to search for her.When she is spotted by Draco,he notices she is not alone and reports back to Severus with some interesting info.SSxHG,I own nothing but plot.M for later chaps,R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,365 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
First Kiss by tomfool reviews
Written for Flufflyllama. Fred and George's first kiss. Twincest and underage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - George W. - Complete
Grief Stricken by Laurenke1 reviews
Elanie, the mother of Legolas is killed on her flight for the Grey Havens. Now Legolas and Thranduil are left alone to deal with the Grief and try to stay true to each other. AU Warning. Slash in later chapters between Thranduil and Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Love is meant to last forever by Laurenke1 reviews
Arwen dies when she delivers AragornĀ“s child. Legolas comes to visit and old feelings resurface. AU warning. Slash warning. Character dead Arwen. Complete and new story will be up soon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,874 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
My Horse Lord by The Great and Powerful Oz reviews
1-SHOT:On Aragorn's wedding day, his new consort receives visions of Aragorn and Eomer in bed together. What will happen when the King's Consort decides to seek Eomer out?SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Aragorn, Eomer
The Tears of a Fallen Warrior by TsugumiWolf reviews
Legolas, being beaten and torched for years by men, travels to Rivendell in search to see old friends...but what he finds is a stubborn, rude, man by the name of Estel...he hates him...yet he loves him...rated for slash, rape cough stuff...read the 'warn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Strangest in the Bunch by silverhorizon reviews
This is almost true... well, not really. Four lotr obsessed girls, a very confused Aragorn, lovestruck Legolas, Arwen and Elrond bashing, Eowyn pity, and 'that evil Emily girl.' A little story which is making fun of my life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Eowyn
Love & War by Jamie Cullum's Pixie Wife reviews
Legolas loves Arwen and vows to destroy Aragorn and win her back. He seduces Aragorn and then cries rape which brings about the War of the King between the men and elves of Middle Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Jealous by Oakenshield reviews
Gimli is forced out of his stubborness over his feelings for Legolas. slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Double Sins by squirrelchaser reviews
Elladan notices a change in his brother and attempts to rouse the truth out of him. Slash. Twincest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
Days of Passion by SIB reviews
[Slash AragornLegolas] Some loves are not meant to be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
My Fair Rumil by Kleine Snowdrop reviews
Elrond and Rumil slash, along with many Different pairings. Rumil visits his lover in Imladris. Has nothing to do with My Fair Lady! Please read adn review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Elrond, Haldir - Complete
Courting Fire by Samwise Baggins reviews
Slash! Sam and Frodo must deal with their private emotions: after Bilbo leaves, before Quest begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Aftermath by TrinityC reviews
After a particularly nasty battle, Elladan and Elrohir realise just what has been missing from their lives... Slash, incest *and* twincest, all at once.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
Operetta by Flatliner reviews
A humourous short featuring Elladan and Elrohir. Contains mild slash and twincest. Don't like, don't read. Elladan/Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Aragorn and Legolas forbidden love by eli1 reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are interupted by a stunned Arwen- with a twist at the end- review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Tricks of the Light by Oakenshield reviews
Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas decide to play a game with Boromir. slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
Galadriel's mirror by RedLittleDevilAmadeo reviews
Well the title says everything... It's just a parody of when Frodo looks in the mirror... Don't take it seriously, i only wrote this for fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Frodo B., Galadriel
Dreaming by Oakenshield reviews
Gimli imagines while Legolas dreams. slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Correspondence by Pocky King Windy reviews
*Slash* DONE! AU Arwen/Aragorn, Aragorn/Legolas, Pippin/Elrond, Elrond/Gandalf, Glorfindel/Merry, Elladan/Frodo, Elrohir/Sam - Arwen tries to send a love letter to Aragorn, but she makes a big mistake and it gets to the wrong person instead! What a mess!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Purple Hills & Britney Spears & FABULOUUSS! by Salty-Irish-Dog reviews
Legolas a goth. Merry & Pip...the usual. Aragorn a drunken idiot. Gimli, Frodo & Sam are gay. they go to a concert & blah! R & R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002
Innocence by Natassja reviews
Legolas/Aragorn slash. Rape warning. Set after "The Fellowship.." COMPLETE - will they finally get together in the last chapter? Read + find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Complete
Lead You On by Amy Fortuna reviews
Eomer faces his feelings. SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2000 - Aragorn
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Praise the Heavens Men don't get Pregnant reviews
Dean comes back after a night of partying with no recollection how he got there or what actually happened, after his vomiting doesn't stop he seeks help in Sam, Bobby and Castiel to find out what is happening. The only thing his condition is similar to is morning sickness in women. Though he couldn't possibly be pregnant, he is a dude...or could he?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Our Little Encounter reviews
After Ron rapes Hermione she seeks comfort in someone, anyone. But somehow this leads to her falling for Malfoy, and him doing the same. RAPE WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love Hurts reviews
Arwen loves Legolas with all her heart, but she knows it is her duty for her father and her people to be wed to Aragorn. But after things got out of hand one night, Arwen is now carrying Legolas's baby. No slash, for now MWAHAHA .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Arwen U., Legolas
A Drunken Night and Tentacle Rape reviews
Jack gets extremely drunk and attempts to take advantage of will. Will gets away but Davy Jones finds him, and things get a little bit physical. Attempted rape and Tentacle rape .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Fearless reviews
Celeborn has been faced with years of abuse from Galadreil, but when he finds new love with Elrond. They run away together, but Galadriel has some secret weapons to get him back. Warinings: SLASH, OOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Celeborn, Elrond
I Will Always Love You reviews
Legolas's father has been pushing Legolas to find a wife. But when Haldir saves Legolas's life, their love blossoms. Slash warning .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Legolas, Haldir
Forbidden Love reviews
Aragorn's point of view on how he feels about Legolas. SLASH! please R&R .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
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