Author has written 18 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Teen Titans, Cats, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Immortals, Tamora Pierce.
Hi! I'm NightWhisper of shadows but I can be called all kinds of things. Email me nickname ideas! If I like them I will post them! I am on the computer all the time, so have a look around. Maybe you like some of the things I do.
Real Name:Not telling! But I go by Nightwhisper.
Nicknames: Night, Eclipsabel, Whisp/Wisp and Pip.
Age:Let's just say I'm a teen from now till forever.
Gender: I am a girl and proud of it! I am also pure tom-boy!
Personality: I am quiet but I am not afraid to speak my mind. I am a loner but I seem to have made friends with all the female nutcases of my year. I react without thinking if I think someone is insulting me and if someone says the ultimate insult, saying that because I am a girl I can't fight, I will sorely prove them wrong. I am loyal and always stick to those I trust. I do not follow the crowd and like being unique but I hate being in large crowds, especially if they are all looking at me. I, however, love singing and performing. I am a strong girl who will do anything for those she cares about.
Fave TV Shows: Tokyo mew mew, sonic the hedgehog, MythBusters, pokemon, digimon, rozen maiden, Teen Titans, Hetalia, others that I just can't think of right now.
Fave Movies:Harry Potter 1-7, Miss Marple cases, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Sweeny Tod.
Fave Books: warrior cats, the immortals quartet, the circle of magic quartet, Harry Potter, Agatha Christie.
Fave Music: Avril Lavinge, Owl City, Good Charlotte, Three Days Grace, Simple Plan, Within Temptation, Halestorm, other music by various artists.
Fave Musicals/Plays:Mousetrap, Wicked, Cats, Potted Potter, Others I have yet to remember the name to.
Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/eclipsemoon100
Shippings: Tokyo Mew Mew: KisshuXIchigo, KisshuXOC, PaiXLettuce, TarutoXPudding. Teen Titans: RobinXStarfire, Beast BoyXRaven, Beast BoyXOC, RobinXOC, RedxXOC, Kid FlashXJinx. Pokemon: CilanXOC, WillXOC, RedXGreen, TripXOC. Cats: DemeterXMunkustrap, MistoffeleesXTugger, MistoffeleesXOC, TuggerXOC. Sonic the Hedgehog: ShadowXOC, ShadowXRouge. Harry Potter: HarryXGinny, GinnyXNeville, NevilleXLuna, HermioneXRon, HarryXSeamus, HarryXDraco, HarryXRon, RemusXSirius, HarryXVoldemort, HarryXSeverus, RemusXFenrir, SiriusXSeverus, SeverusXRemus, RemusXHarry, RemusXLucius, RemusXSeverusXLucius. Hetalia: ItalyXGermany, RomanoXSpain, HungaryXAustria, AustriaXSwitzerland, SealandXLatvia, PolandXLithuania, FinlandXSweden, AmericaXEngland, CanadaXCuba, GreeceXJapan, GreeceXTurkey, Father!FranceXSon!Canada, DenmarkXNorway, CanadaXPrussia.
My Story Status:
Tokyo Mew Mew:
Chaos Eclipse: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
Firestorm Yuriranpu: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
MEI: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
Oh, Sugar Glider: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
The Divine Realms: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
The Time Warriors: I’m afraid this story is on hiatus as I have lost my enthusiasm for the show and need time to get back into it. HIATUS
Mystical and Witch-Like: This is also on hold but is more likely to be refreshed than the others. HIATUS
An Eevee’s Wish: On hold as not many people like and appreciate it. HIATUS
Gentle Evergreen: ON-GOING. Third chapter is up and fourth is going to be started soon.
Slytherin Shadow Girl: ON-GOING. Fourth chapter is up, need to do the fourth chapter for the other two HP stories before writing the fifth, though.
Pack Is Forever: ON-GOING. Almost finished the fourth chapter. It has been delayed from first a trip on the road for two weeks then exams as soon as I got back to school. Should be done soon.
Random Snippets from Conversations Around the School:
“What is your plan for today?”- Sandy
“Sleep through tutor, be refreshed for periods one and two, then die during recess so I don’t have to do my geo exam.”-Me
“One thing wrong with that plan...”- Sandy
“Which would be...”-Me
“Geo exam is in period 2.”- Sandy
“But then it’d be crippled! Like a chicken with three legs!”- Scales going on about why she couldn’t cut off her picture dog’s feet because of lack of paper room.
“But I did see you in the hallway, with the bangada-bang...”- Girl in my school’s theatre production forgetting her lines and making it up instead. Cue laughter.
“Throw an Iphone onto the carpet. Iphone breaks.
Throw a Nokia into a volcano. Volcano breaks.”- The Pansy (It’s a boy). Theme was 'Nokia's can survive everything'. (They can!)
“Once you’re above year 7, you hate year 7’s.”- Mosh
“Look for a beacon of light. It’ll either be the sun or his hair.”- AK
“Hello, I’m teaching my English class right now.”
“English class says hi.”- My teacher then Macko-Packa
“Everything should just stop for the winter, and we could all hibernate like bears.”- Losty
“The three topics are protest, love and war.”
“Did he just say wall?”- My stand-in drama teacher and me.
“When I think of protest I think of people marching down the streets with signs, or chaining themselves to objects.”
“Or assassinations of presidents.” – Losty and a boy from our drama class.
“Open, open, open, open, open.”
“Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.”- Losty then me.
“My name is beezlebub(bee-zel-bub), the beetle. And you shall call me as such, until I feel I need a new name. That is all, have a nice day...Does anyone know where my coffee is?”- Scales speaking about the word beezlebub, which is latin for devil, in a high-pitched, squeaky and hilarious voice.
“Sir, what made you think that it was a good idea to say the word ‘mount’ in a room full of teenagers?”- Me to one of my teachers. One of my female teachers was walking by and overheard and she found it hilarious.
“It’s okay, she’s developed morals now.” Albino
“Hunny, I think you mean she’s evolved morals now, not developed!”- Bell talking about Albino’s girlfriend.
“They said chug, I couldn’t say no to the chug.”- Kosh speaking about why he chugged a 2 litre bottle of chocolate milk
“I just witnessed a seizure; it was called ‘Scales on coffee’.”- Peace when Scales jumped on her bed to wake her up and threw her clothes around. No joke, it was like a whirlwind.
“What’s on your back, It’s either a mozzie bite or it’s a bruise.”- Bell
“…SHIT! What’s on my back?”- Scales
“STAB!!!”- Ozwald, for some reason or other
“You do know there is a tap called ‘Iced Drinking Water’ right over there.”- Me as I swung my arm backwards to point towards the tap
“No, I did not.”- AK
“Guys, why are you staring?”- Me
“It’s cause they all saw you make an attempt on my life.” Sir from behind me
“Apparently, I almost hit my teacher in the face!”- Me
“Peace, come sit with me and watch the stars, or are they planets?”-Bell
“…That’s the ceiling…and the lights.”- Me
“What’s the time?”- Scales
“Time to die.”- Peace. Someone had decided that trying to do Irish dancing whilst being on antibiotics for bronchitis was a good idea. She regretted it.
“Rules or Scaleocracy
1. What Scales says goes.
2. No exceptions
3. Scales always has the last say
4. Scales is always right
5. When the leader of Scaleocracy (aka. Scales) is not present; the Peaceocracy shall take over
6. All portions of food must be given to Sclaes
7. Music is law
8. Is there is no music available, thou shall sing
9. Art precedes everything
10. Don’t wake Scales up! Ever! Or you shall die!
Wrong-doers will be punished by electrocution, administered by Scales”- Scales
“Way to test if a guy is serious: Fool around with other guys. If they act really jealous and beat up the other guys, he’s serious.”- Scales
“*Giggles adorably* I’m gonna kill you.”- Scales
“Continued rules of Scaleocracy
11. Don’t ruffle Scales’ hair
12. A pencil must be in reaching distance at all times
13. If Scales doesn’t have a pencil, you must give up yours.
“You know, it’s rather hard to get that thing to fall down.”
“No, it’s not.”- Sandy then Scales about Peace’s locker lock. This ended with Scales banging on the locker and the previously locked lock opened.
“Did you see that?”
“Yes, I did. I saw a pair of random legs and a tree fell over.”- Mosh then The Pansy about a boy in our class. He first jumped off a short wall and into a wet bush. Then his friend ran through a wet hedge, and he decided that he would do the same thing, sideways. It resulted in a hole in the hedge, the tree of which he ran into bent over, and a pair of legs where it used to be.
“It’s such a long word. Why couldn’t it be short, like China? That’s only four letters...” – Boy in my class about how Australia was such a long word. He only figured out that he’d said the wrong thing after everyone started snickering.
“Which letter did you leave out? The A?”
“Actually, I think it was the N. Chia!” – My teacher and the same boy from the incident above, about the same topic.
“Everyone in this room would have a TV and computer at home, or at least heard of one. They enable us to know what is happening around us and on the other side of the world...Don’t you open that laptop.”- Sandy practicing her speech but then scolding me when I dragged over my laptop.
“We can condition it with devices called ‘air conditioners’ or climate change-”
“You idiot! That’s my speech!”
“Whoops, I meant climate control.”- Sandy practising her speech again, but accidently taking a word of my speech.
“What does this form?”
“A handkerchief.” – My science teacher about chemistry and a boy in my class. My teacher had the most epic ‘WTF?’ face.
“When they reach three minutes, raise your hand. When they reach 3 and a half minutes, raise your hand again and wave it around a bit.”
“Can I throw something at them instead?”- My English teacher and a newly introduced student teacher talking about our classes speeches.
“They thought that by going about reproduction with the attitude of teenage male rabbits, that it was somehow going to fix all of the world’s problems. Needless to say, it didn’t work.” – A boy in my class speaking about the ‘Baby Boom’.
“How many of you go onto your laptops at home? Or check facebook on your phone or IPod? Or even played Battle Toads for 48 hours straight?” – This was said by Losty in her speech, and it was a jab aimed at Albino who had played Battle Toads for 48 hours straight. He won the game, but his fingers were bleeding by the end of it
“Why did they send the notification to us three times?”
“My class lost theirs. I didn’t, I found mine!”
“So you did lose it originally?”
“...I forgot it existed. That’s what happened.” Sandy, then Peace, then me, then Peace again about why our teachers sent our PDH notification to us so many times.
“What are the five basic elements of photography analysis?”
“Line! Tone! Texture! Shape!...wait...wait...wait...”- Photography teacher and Sandy.
“Science is tetras class.”- Girl in my year and at my creative writing camp.
“Peace! Your shit is on my shit! Move your shit off my shit!”- Scales at Creative Writing Camp.
“People stop growing at the age of sixteen.”
“Don’t say that! Please don’t say that!”- Girl who used to go to our school and then Pansy.
“What do you think the boys would think if they hard what we are saying?”
“They’d be very disturbed.”- Another girl and myself in our cabin at camp about the weird things that were being said amongst the female population inside of it. Boys think girls have disturbing conversations when they’re alone. They have no idea how disturbing.
“*snicker* I love the way you swear, Scales.”- Scales then myself. She was playing a game, and was failing miserably.
“If only they had mute buttons.”- Scales, about year 7’s to one of our teachers. She loved the idea.
“Ya know, maybe they just like circus’s and making people jump through hoops.”- Mosh about why someone had decided to post one teacher aid to watch three rooms of children doing their exams, which teacher aids are not allowed to do. The teacher was very strong about this statement. It was then enhanced by Scales singing that ‘afro circus’ tune from Madagascar 3.
“Coke is the driving force of the universe!”- Scales after I asked her why she always had a can of coke with her.
“My polar bears are ready for battle!”- Albino, who RP’s as Canada in our group, During a debate of global warming in our science class.
“Japan - everything comes in vending machines and cans”- Sandy, upon seeing a motivational poster which had the Hetalia characters on soda cans in a vending machine. It is actually a product in Japan.
“You’ve all already got that glazed over English look that I know so well! Do you need a Freddo Frog?”
“YES!”- My new English teacher and us. It is pretty self-explanatory.
“What people will do for such a tiny, almost insignificant, piece of chocolate never ceases to amaze me. I could probably get you all to jump through flaming hoops...But I won’t.”- My English teacher this year, as she gave us all freddo frogs.
“Ancient History prelim is nice. It’s easy, flowing and great. Then you hit HSC year. It’s easy and slow, then you die.”- Ancient History teacher in our first lesson.
Watching carefully, watching carefully, setting hands slowly down to kill the fly resting on the pencil case*
*Flicks near fly so it leaves*
*Stares at place where fly was* “...Seriously?”- Mosh, Sandy then Mosh again in Latin.
“Now, is Euphrosyne feminine or masculine?”
“And Why is that?”
“...The picture says so?”- Latin Teacher then Mosh and repeat. Talking about translation and grammar in one of our latin books.
“Notice the form and meaning of the words in bold type. Each verb has a passive ending but an active meaning. Verbs of this kind are known as really annoying! Or Deponent verbs.”- Mosh when we learnt about how similar (aka. IDENTICAL!!!) they look to the passive verbs but are actually active in Latin. All three of us freaked out.
Scales in a play with Peace and two others* “Get in! This is science class. You shall learn science. Blah blah blah. Class is over. Get out!”
“Scales, you just captured the essence of all the bad teachers: ‘I am no longer responsible for you, get the fuck out of my sight!’”- Losty about quote above.
“Oh dear, wait! I just did something very bad!”
“What, did you mismark someone’s essay?”
“No, I just accidently clicked to print something that was eighty pages long...And seven copies of it...”- Ancient History teacher, Mosh then AH Teacher again. Everyone laughed, followed by advice that ranged from turning off the laptop to walking into the library, where our printer is, and acting surprised.
“Yes, the cherubs.”
“Be careful, they’ll eat your soul.”- Scales, our art teacher and Scales again, about a Painting in art that had cherubs in it.
“I currently have white out on the back of my neck- don’t ask why-“
“Yep, AK.”- Twig, then Losty then Ozwald. We got onto the subject of white out during one of our frees.
“Did you know? The Australian National Anthem has nine verses.”
“Yeah, but after, like, the third verse, they’re all about praising the British.”
“*Bursts out laughing* No wonder we cut it!”- Guy in our drama group, then Losty then Guy, then Losty again.
“I want you to believe in me! Come to me for support! Trust in ME!...That being said, I won’t be here term 2.”- Teacher at our presentation night.
“You can lead a horse to water, but whist you can’t make him drink, if you can get him to float on his back, you have something people will pay money to see.”- My dad.
“How do you eat an elephant?”
“Raw.”- Sandy, then me. I have no idea where that response came from but it did.
“Losty does not give me the emotion I need!”
“*Completely indignant, Kicks out at him* There’s the emotion you need! A kick up the butt!”- Boy in our drama group and then Losty. About our play.
“It’s 100% humidity today. And, of course, today’s the day that the air conditioning stops working.”- My dad when he got home from work.
“I have bad experiences with curtains. I tugged on and tore down the one in L block.”
“THAT WAS YOU?”
“Oh, come on! It’s not like you had any emotional attachment to it!”
“I have been secretly dating that curtain for three years, YOU KILLED HER!” – Guy from our drama group, who has been graced with the name Craddock, then Losty, then Craddock again, then Losty once more. All of us were tired, bored and in the dance room. Disaster waiting to happen.
“I am on the box! I am queen of all I survey!”
“*Kicks box so she falls down*”- Losty then Craddock. Losty really needed caffeine.
“I want you to hit me.”
“And you go to the supermarket with two black eyes and people go ‘oh my god, what happened?’ and you say ‘get on with your lives, bitches! I can take it like a man, unlike you pussies!’”- Losty, then Craddock. Losty was complaining that during our play, when Craddock was supposed to hit her, that it wasn’t hard enough.
“She would have been good in that play that you did last year. Guy coming to slap her...*hit, kick, knee, punch, destroy, kick when down, hair flick as walks away*”- Craddock about Losty about my play.
“I don’t give a flying fuck!”
“I know you don’t! And I don’t give a retarded rodents rectum!”
“And we lost Night.”- Craddock, then Losty, then me, then Losty again.
“Go. Away. And. Never. Come. Back!”
“Dad says that if you don’t come to dinner, he’s selling your computer.”
“I’m already in the kitchen, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”- Macko-Packa, Scales, MP again and then Scales once more. In their play about computer games.
“Okay, let’s try this.”
*Connects iPod to speakers, Speakers crackle*
“OH SHIT!!! TEACH IS GOING TO MURDER US!!!”- Craddock, then all three of us.
“I like how when someone falls down, everyone’s instant reaction is to kick them.”
“That’s ‘cause we’re Australian!”- Me, then Losty. Craddock had fallen down and both of us went to kick him.
“I’d change it around a bit. Third rank, I’d put them at the front. Hey bitches, charge me and run into my spears!”- Ozwald, discussing about war things for Romans.
“They were about having only the generals great. They knew, be able to follow orders and have a good general, and you’re alright. Their enemies went with the approach ‘We’re on horses, Bitches!”- Mosh about Roman legionaries.
“The reason they lost was because the Roman cavalry went ‘Screw this!’ and turned around.”
“Yeah, they pretty much went, ‘Goodbye, we’re going somewhere where we are actually appreciated. We’re going over to the barbarians, at least they amuse us!’”- Mosh then Ozwald. About Roman, something. I only caught this bit.
“I think that they consulted the horoscopes before they did this and they were told ‘well, in the 21st century, people will be trying to learn this’ and they went ‘Great, let’s piss them off!’”- Ozwald about the Latin language.
“I will sell you my eternal soul.”
“Haven’t you already sold your soul to someone by now?”
“Many times It’s stopped meaning anything but some people think it’s a good thing to have I must have had about four souls originally ‘cause I’ve sold it to so many people”- Losty, then me, then Losty again. She was running solely off caffeine and sugar.
“Night, I’m bored Give. Me. Your. Hand. Give. It. To. Me.”
“Because. I. Said. So. *Puts small red dot on hand with pen* There we go”- Losty, then me, then Losty again. For same reason as above.
“I lead, Bitches! Unless it’s a dark place, in which case, you go first.”- Losty when we were walking.
“You’re a good friend and all, but if something’s chasing us, I’m gonna trip you.”- Losty rambling.
“Me three hours ago: ‘I love the rain! It’s so cool and refreshing and nice.’ Me now: ‘Fuck Rain!’”- Losty when we were walking back from the canteen.
“I hate my charger more than I hate my laptop!”
“But my charger’s more a piece of crap than my laptop is.”
“Your logic is denied!”- Me, then Macko-Packa, then me again, then Macko-Packa once more, then Scales.
“I hate smartboards! I miss the old way of teaching”
“Did you use to have a blackboard?”
“Yes, I did. I loved it; you could chuck the piece of chalk at any disruptive students. There was always the moment of tension where you wondered whether you’d hit the right student, but I did...usually.”- English Teacher complaining about our smart board.
“ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE!!!”
*Few minutes pass*
“Miss! Miss!” *Comes barrelling into the classroom*”Is everything alright?”
“Yes, the crisis is over. Here, have a freddo, gallant knight.”- English teacher, then AK then English teach again. She was yelling at us to have out impromptu powerpoint finished soon and AK, who is not in our English class, coming in because he thought something was wrong.
“This is your only free?”
“This is my only free.”
“I better make it horrible for you, then.”
“I’ll kick you in the frickin’ balls.”
‘You deserved it.”- Macko-Packa then Scales and Repeat, about our free the next period.
“Where are we?”
*In sync with below* “I don’t know.”
*In sync with above* “HE’S MINE!”
*Both glomp poor Twig*- Albino, then Twig, then Albino, then Macko-Packa, then both Albino and Macko-Packa. Poor Twig, but he’s used to this.
“The development of Islam under the leadership of The Four Rightly Guided CaliphsI!...What in the Dickins’ is that?”- Our Studies of Religion teacher, about Islam religion.
“there is nothing worse...Than someone who cannot play the violin...and still does anyways.”- Macko-Packa. Random conversation whilst we were waiting for our Ancient History teacher.
“You wouldn’t even be able to stop me. The train would just go on, you’d look out the window and I’d just be like, hi J.”
‘According to risk assessment, in response to that, I am to call the station guard, have you contained until I can get off at the next station and come back for you.”
‘Haha, now I really want to do that.”
“That chances of me actually doing that...I’d be more likely to ring up you mother and ask if you were to get off there. Not my problem, anymore.”- Ancient History teacher and us. About our excursion in the next week.
“Someone told my extension class that they were not to have an exam today, so they’ve gone home, and I’m stressing out. Now, I’m getting emails saying ‘lol miss, I went home’, they ignored the fact that it was on the calendar, and I ranted about this for an hour in their last lesson. I can’t even reply to them because what I want to say is not PG rated.”
“Oh, wow. Well, we’re high-schoolers, it’s okay.”
“Well, no it’s not. I’ve just said ‘forward to Head’. Not my problem, now.”
“Is that why you have a head of department?”
“Yeah, so I don’t go on a swearing rampage. And the fact that it wasn’t even one of the extension kids that told them this.”
“Are you sure they should be extension?”
“Some of them said that they checked the calendar on the student notices and stated that it did not say Extension History...It said History (extension).”
“Is this kindergarten or something?”- Our Ancient History teacher and us, about her year twelves who are in their exams.
“Can I do extension?”
“Here’s how it goes, You ask me and I say ‘yes, yes, go for it’ and then I go to Head and say ‘Don’t let them do it, don’t let them do it, they can’t handle it’.”
“You really are good at off-loading things onto Head, aren’t you?”- Ancient History teacher and us. About Extension History since we were on the subject.
Doing our play. Craddock hits Losty and Losty pretends to choke*
“Whoa! Losty! You okay over there?”
“She’s not actually choking.”
“It’s okay, ‘cause I’m about to hit Craddock!”
“Oh, crap! I’m sorry, it wasn’t meant to be that hard!”- Scales, then Losty, then Craddock, then me the last two times. It didn’t really hurt him, but it created a loud thwack sound that made me think I actually hit him very hard. We all burst out laughing, me apologizing whilst trying to contain my giggles.
“Smenkhkane: He was either Akhenaten’s brother, his wife who we thought was a guy, his gay lover, or some random stranger.”
“Wow, and Tutankhamun married his half-sister...”
“Yeah, back then, among guys, best friend basically meant favourite male lover.”
“Wait till we reach Sparta, lots of it there! You would wish to see your faces right now.”- Our Ancient teacher, Mosh, Myself and then our teacher again. It was funny considering Macko-Packa was freaking out in the background about this family map of Egyptian royalty.
“Can we have an animal?”
“Eh, not an animal. Too messy. Maybe someone from the class?”
“Any volunteers? Macko, you.”
“We can do apples or other fruit.”
“What am I volunteered for?”
“We’re mummifying you.”- Girl in our Ancient History class, our teacher, Mosh, our teacher again, Macko-Packa and then everyone but him. He wasn’t too thrilled at the prospect.
“I’ll just take Twig’s pencil case then!”
*Looks around shocked that he was dragged into this...throws hands up in air with shocked face*
“Did you just flip the table?”
“Yes, I just flipped the table on which you are working on.”- Ozwald, then Mosh, then Ozwald again, before Twig, then Mosh, then Twig again. These three are really strange in our after-school Latin class.
“Everyone is Twig!”
“Hahaha. How would that work?”
“I’m on his account.”
“You just had that moment of ‘oh boy, he’s not joking...’”- Ozwald, then Antsandy, then Ozwald again, followed by Antsandy again then Mosh for the final one. We were on our laptops.
“Whose water bottle is this?”
*throws it to Mosh, who throws it to Twig, who throws it back to Ozwald, who throws it to Twig again, who puts it on a table and lets it roll off*
“Is that’s sir’s?”- Ozwald, Ozwald again, then Twig. There was a water bottle than none of us owned and it instantly became the boys’ new toy.
“You have no free will and I’m ruining what good name you have left.”- Owald, about Twig. Poor Twig, he really can’t do anything to defend himself.
“What’s the time?”
“Time to get a watch.”
“Time to get a new joke.”
“New jokes are over-rated!”- Twig, then Mosh, then Twig again, then Ozwald. It was nearing the end of our lesson.
“’Time to get a watch’ is so old. The Romans probably invented it.”
“The Romans didn’t have watches.”
“Time to get a sundial?”- Twig, then Mosh, then Ozwald. About the same thing above.
“Why are you stealing Twig’s pencil case?”
“Because he’s actually a kleptomanic. And you think we’re joking.”
“Ooh! Money! *Takes a swipe at it* I’ll steal that!”- Antsandy, then Mosh, then Antsandy again, then Ozwald jumped in and then Mosh for the finale, Twig just ignored it all. Ozwald was the one who stole the pencil case.
“We could mummify some year 7’s!”
“Yes, Miss, can we?”
“...That’s a tempting offer that I will think about carefully.”- Scales, then someone else in our Ancient History class, then our teacher. We have to mummify something for practical in Ancient History and we had the idea to steal some annoying year 7’s who kept messing up our classroom for it, rather than the pieces of fruit that we are told we have to use.
“The Egyptians saw him as a living god.”
“Wrong crown! Wrong crown!”- The movie we were watching about King Tut and then our teacher. She said this all throughout the intro, as they did mix up the crowns, such as saying ‘War Leader’ when there was a picture of him wearing a religious crown.
Flicks Losty’s pencil case*
“...What are you doing?”
*Flicks pencil case again*
“*Moves foot near hand to try and block it* No! No! Denied! Nyet!”
*Tried to flick again, but gets blocked*
*Moved foot away*
*Goes to flick pencil case so that foot appear again*
*Foot goes to block again*
*Bats at foot that was now happily presented*
“*Realises trick*...Go kill yourself.”- Me, then Losty, then repeat. We were bored when waiting for maths teacher to arrive.
“A cup of black coffee and a slice of pavlova, that’ll keep you going for hours.”
“How do you know?”
“Because my dad had that every day for breakfast for three years.”
“Why’d he do that?”
“Because he had to get up at sparrow’s fart (Aussie slang for the break of dawn) to get to work on time and, at that time in the morning, there’s nothing else to eat in our house!”- Losty, then Antsandy, then Losty, then Antsandy again, then Losty once more. Our typical lunch conversation.
“I’m so tired right now...I could eat a hamster.”
“...When I heard you say that, the thing that popped into my mind is that’s you use the remains as a pillow.”
“That’s a good idea! I’ll do that!”
*Looks at him disbelieving*
“I will! What other use is a hamster anyways? Maybe sewing. I could get some new boots, people would be like ‘nice boots, crocodile?’ and I’d go ‘nope, hamster’!”- Albino and me. Random conversation at a bus stop. Why he wanted to eat a hamster, I don’t know.
“What is it?”
“It is...Today is the day of mental blanks!”- Latin Teacher and then Mosh. It really was the day for mental blanks, though I, who is usually the one having mental blanks, was particularly smart that lesson.
“Mosh, explain it for us.”
“It is genitive.”
“Are you sure?”
“...No...Because I can’t read today. It’s accusative.”- Sir, then Mosh, then Sir again, then Mosh again. About a word we had to do an analyse of.
“Today really isn’t our day.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“I need to talk to you about it anyways.”
“In the morning!”
“Now! That’s what I need to talk to you about!”
“You feel into the trap.”- Mosh, then Sandy, then sir, then Mosh again, then Sir once more, then Mosh then Sandy. Another word we had to go through on Latin.
“That’s it! I think that’s what my mind is trying to be today...”- Sir, then Sandy, then Mosh. He really wasn’t having a good day.
“Te. What is it?” “Tu, Te, Tui, Tibi, Tei.”
“Tu Te Tui Tibi Tei!”
“No! It’s he/she/it! Having complete mental breakdown!”- Sir, then the three of us, then sir again, then Mosh making a small attempt, failing, Sandy commenting, then Sir again, then Mosh losing his final straw.
“Reddam. Which means it is going to be nominative.”
“I was right, but for the wrong reasons. Which I guess is better than wrong for the right reasons.”- Sir, and then Mosh. Once again, he wasn’t having the best day, but this one was better than before.
“We need to check the sound system to make sure it works.”
“It was NOT the CD’s fault. It was either the CD player or Macko-Packa. Either of which can be easily replaced.”- Losty, then me, then Losty again. About our drama performance. We were performing it the next day for a large audience, so we wanted one more run through to check everything was fine.
“I’m allergic to bullshit.”
“It’s true! Say something that’s bullshit!”
“BLERRGH! No! Wait! I wasn’t thinking!”- Macko-Packa then Scales and then repeat. Random conversation in Ancient History.
Craddock comes in on his turn, starting his scene*
“My dear children...You found...The golden ticket.” *picks up wallet that they were to use as their only prop*
*Goes over to boy in the group and leads him closer, handing him the wallet*
“Gustav, you found the ticket first. My god, you’re fat boy, but that doesn’t matter. Welcome to my factory!”
*Leaves him and goes over to Scales*
“And Cynthia. You eat way too much gum, you probably have diabetes. But that doesn’t matter, welcome to my factory.”
*Goes over to Losty*
“And here’s one of my Oompa-Loompas!”
*Insert own thought- Oh Shit! Losty’s going to kill him after this!*
“Isn’t she cute? *Hands her the wallet* Here, go stick this in a chocolate bar for the young children.”
“Aw *Scales goes over to Losty and pinches her cheeks* She’s adorable I want one!”
*Craddock goes over to Macka-Packa*
“And you must be the children’s grandfather. Or are you the pedophile guy who hangs around the factory?”
*Macka-Packa looks around awkwardly before running off* - Game called Space-Jump that Ben initiated. It was pretty funny to watch.
“Sir went to Hadrian’s wall. He searched everywhere for it. He went up, he went down, he went everywhere. He never found it. He showed me his pictures when he got back and we got to one and I said ‘Dude, you’re standing on it.’”- Our Ancient History teacher.
“Okay everyone! I just had half a bottle of mountain dew, so we have about fifteen minutes before I crash! Let’s go!”- Losty at our group-devised project drama rehearsal.
“I think we broke the fourth wall...”
“There was no fourth wall! It never existed!”
“There was only a third wall and, usually, my head is getting bashed against it.” – Losty, then Macko-Packa then Albino.
“Right, going to do my act now. Macko-Packa, I need my balls.”
“*Furiously pegging the juggling balls at Macko-Packa’s back* It was not inappropriate until you started laughing!”- Myself, then Macko-Packa, then me again. I needed juggling balls for a dry rehearsel for something in our drama class and he had the juggling balls. I ask for them back and I didn’t realise what I said could have been taken in such a way until he was doubled-over in laughter.