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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2508541, Profile Updated: 05-01-16
Author has written 2 stories for Deadpool, and Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자.

Name: Laurie!

Age:17, born Feb. 1st

Gender: Female

Facts: I like Kpop :)

Favorite Colors: Purple, Earth colors.


Well, hello there! I hope you enjoy my stories! I've been a writer for almost 3 years now, and I'm much of a perfectionist and a procrastinator (A terribly bad mix). Here are some of my stories that are currently in progress:

Boys Over Flowers: My Version- I ended this story because it's been yEARS since I updated :C and my writing grew a ton, so the story seems quite juvenile now ;;

It All Started In...: My very recent story including the Merc with the Mouth! I have the most fun writing this one, so I'll update it hella often!

More stories to come...


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will re-post it


Quotes (Courtesy of NeonZangetsu)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver.

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door.

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.


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Psychotherapy of an Opera Phantom by AngelxPhoenix reviews
Erik is finally getting the help he needs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Ask Mello! XD by LeahKeehl13 reviews
Ask your question to the famous, sexy, second best, really sweet scar, leather wearing mafia boss! I'll answer anything!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mello
The New Girl on the Plane by cartoongal11 reviews
I've decided thanks to 2 brilliant authors and their stories, to do 1 like theirs of my own. This stories about a new girl who joins the TDWT and stuff starts to happen. Can she cope or will she leave the coupe? There's probably gonna b a pairing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,619 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Another chance by xygirl reviews
May contein spoilers of TDWT. Gwen was eliminated, but what happened to her after that?, will she get another chance? What will happen with Duncan? DXG mostly, minor AXH and CXS. T for safty
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Captivated by AeonXBorealis reviews
Alejandro is the new student at Cress High School. He forms a crush on the queen bee, Heather who's dating Justin. When Alejandro has to tutor Heather in Spanish, it leads to something more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,742 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alejandro, Heather
Total Drama World Tour: New Member by Hiphopangel1221 reviews
Theres a new member of the TDWT group after Lindsey is voted off. It's basically the episodes from the series but with my own little twist and turns and such. Rated T...R&R Please!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
First Day, Yo by JoeMerl reviews
It's Ezekiel's first day at public school, and he's determined to show his dad that he can get by without any problems. Of course, he's destined to fail, but at least he has a pretty new friend to help him out. Ezekiel/Bridgette, AU, TDI never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Ezekiel, Bridgette] [Gwen, Duncan] - Complete
Total Drama Obsession by truebluefangirl reviews
Are YOU obsessed with Total Drama? Find out here! Previously titled You Know You're Obsessed With Total Drama When...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010
TDI Night Live! by Jenn the Cat reviews
The TDI characters are helping me put up a variety parody show! Every chapter contains the characters doing a crazy, funny, or creepy parody skit!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Monsieur and Madame le Fantôme by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
Erik returns to the Opera Populaire after five years, only to find it's being haunted by a new ghost... Will he and SHE get along? EOW. Watch for sequal The Ghost Who Loved An Angel.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,372 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Erik - Complete
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Gardenia reviews
"She is like a Gardenia flower. She grows only in the richest of soils. She is the purest. Treat her well." After meeting a commoner by the name of Geum JanDi, Kim Sohee didn't feel as cold-hearted as she thought she was. *Re-boot of my fanfic Boys Over Flowers: My Version*
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/5
It All Started In reviews
Josi loses her job at Deadpool's expense. He offers her a deal that she...probably might refuse. After discovering more about this leather-clad weirdo who stays at her apartment more than his own, she'll realize that maaaybe she can have a Symbiotic relationship with her new "BFF" . Friendship/Humor/Hurt-Comfort (Strong Language, Immature Humor, and Various 4th Wall Breaks)
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/30 - Deadpool/Wade W., OC