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What should I write?Hmm...a little rant about slash would be good.So here goes:

What is this thing about slash?Any damn book or movie comes out with two male characters in the forefront and it starts getting littered by slash.Why?In twilight almost every male character has been in a slash story.In lord of the rings every single elf,is there in a slash and not only that,they are depicted as feminine.Don't get me wrong,I have nothing against homosexuals but I have a bone to pick against girls who turn every male protagonist into a homosexual.I am not a homophobe in real life but where Fan fiction is concerned,I am a homophobe.Every poor elf,Edward Cullen(Though he may be gay),Jacob Black even Sauron has not been spared by girls crazy about homosexuality.Please,please stop writing graphic Slash or Yaoi or whatever.Something light is alright.As far as slash is concerned,it is fine in Transformers and all.They possibly have no gender hang ups or can be depicted as such,but Elves?Men?Have you not heard of friendship?

Now that it is off my chest.My favorite pairings:

Jacob/Rosalie

Jacob/Leah

Legolas/Arwen

Ironhide/Chromia

Wolverine/Phoenix

M!Cousland/Morrigan

Shepard/Miranda

And most other Non Canon pairings.

Most Hated pairings:

Edward/Bella(It is the most dysfunctional relationship I have ever seen)

Bella with anyone.That girl deserves to grow old and die without anyone.

Edward/Jacob(Please stop!)

Jacob/Renesmee.(Not only a weird name but a lame consolation prize to a good character, Pedophilia included.)

Any slash pairing.

Optimus Prime/Megatron.

Wolverine/Rogue(That's Pedophilia)

Wolverine/Any teenage X-men or OC

Legolas/Aragorn(Ever heard of the word friendship?)

Legolas/Gimli(Same as above.)

Legolas/Mary Sue(Especially teenagers)

Transformers/Humans

Now,the types of stories I prefer.

Stories which depict usually cheerful or very noble characters in a darker personality.Especially Dark!Jacob.

Best Possible pairing in a Dark!Jacob story:

Jacob/Victoria or Jacob/Rosalie.

Favorite Lord of the Rings Character: Witch King of Angmar

Favorite Twilight Character: Caius

Favorite Dragon age Character: Dark M! Cousland and Morrigan.

Favorite Mass Effect Character: Ruthless M!Shepard.

Favorite Transformers Characters: Ironhide and Barricade.

Well thats about it all.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" – Epicurus.

Rant from Xaja Silversheen's profile:

RANT: Some of you may be shocked to learn this bit of LOTR-sy information, but here it is: Peter Jackson did NOT create The Lord Of The Rings. That was a BOOK (with pages and covers, and correct spelling and grammer) written by Professor JRR Tolkien of Oxford University after WWII. This means that the movie edition of LOTR is NOT gospel Tolkien truth. I think PJ did a great job with the movies, but he could have done them MUCH better, perhaps including:

1) The existence of Lord Glorfindel (the REAL owner of Asfaloth), the Peredhil twins Elladan and Elrohir, Tom Bombadil, Erestor, Cirdan, Galdor, Gloin the Dwarf, Halbarad, Radagast, and various hobbits, like Fatty Bolger, or a more in-depth look at the Sackville-Bagginses. Betcha didn't know they had a kid named Lotho!

2) All the cheesy Arwen scenes have to go. I blame the PJ-version of Arwen for all the super-warrior!Sues on this site. For that matter, I also blame movie-Eowyn for all the wanna-be Shieldmaidens. I believe she was the only true shieldmaiden in all of Rohan, and did not have her own fan club!

3) Where did Tolkien say Haldir was the Marchwarden? He was just a guard of the Lothlorien border!

4) And WHERE did Tolkien imply that Legolas was this sooper-HAWT!!1! Elf who would ever fall for a human girl? The Prince of Mirkwood would NOT go for an idiot hormone-controlled teenager. EVER. So get that idea out of your heads now, people! And... Legolas' last name is NOT "Greenleaf"! "Legolas" is simple the Elven translation of "Greenleaf". His name, written in the equivalent of first-last name format, would be "Legolas Thranduillion", which roughly means "Greenleaf son of Thranduil". And have I mentioned he would never go for a teenage hormone-controlled mortal fangirl??

5) I don't think Boromir was as egotistical in the book as he was in the movie, just a little... mis-guided. He just wanted the Ring to help his country. And he was not the evil creeper I have seen him written as! For all of you Suethors who think Boromir was this evil lunatic who was only after the Ring: BOROMIR IS AWESOME. DEAL WITH IT.

6) Denethor was NOT evil. He was just caught by the Palantir and went mad. I don't think Tolkien would be nearly as impressed with the movie-Denethor as many other people are!

7) And, Arwen was the last Elf to ever marry a mortal person. The only half-Elven people in existence were descended from Luthien and Beren, who were the great-grandparents of Elrond and Elros. They (E&E) were granted the choice of immortality along with their parents Earendil and Elwing. Elros chose mortality and became the first Numenorean King. (This makes Arwen Aragorn's cousin, a million generations removed). Elrond chose immortality and served under King Gil-Galad. It is assumed that Elladan and Elrohir chose immortality and became the Lords of Rivendell after Elrond sailed. Arwen's children were the last half-Elven children in Middle-Earth. There were only 3 human/Elven pairings in existence: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, and Aragorn and Arwen. Tuor and Idril were the only pair granted immortality. No one else! Including OCs! And mortals couldn't choose immortality, like an Elf could opt for mortality! And they DEFINITLEY couldn't just 'become' Elves.

8) If you're gonna write a LOTR fic, 10th Walker or not, PLEASE research the story first, from the books! Movie marathons don't count! And for the love of the Valar, at least check with the books to make sure your spelling is correct!! GAH!!

Check your sources, people! PJ's movies don't give the whole story!

Also I really like Tolkien's work so here are a few of my own:

1)Legolas is not a bloody brat like so many of you think him to be. He is a bloody prince of a kingdom of elves.He will not run away from home like you brats think he will. If you want to write stories then get him right.You get everyone right but turn Legolas into a brat.He maybe young but chances of him being old are high as well.You see,his age is not documented and Tolkien only documented the age of elves who were born after the first age.He may have been born in Doriath for all we know.

2)Names like Luthien,Varda,Elbereth are not to be used for your sues.I saw a story with a Sue named Elbereth Gilthoniel.It was the most ridiculous sue ever.If Varda were real,there would be a lot of comets hitting teenagers.

3)Thranduil is not an abusive bastard."The best king of Mirkwood" is how some described him.

4)Faramir is not a weepy wimp.

5)Legolas is not an effeminate idiot.If you like girly men then it is your problem.Don't make him into a ridiculously effeminate creature.Prof. Tolkien described him as "Fair of face beyond the measure of men." That however does not mean that he is similar to a woman but that he is more better looking than men can ever be. Also he is not described as a ridiculously handsome person amongst the elves.

6)A giant flaming eyeball cannot have children. So daughter of Sauron is out of the question.

7)Galadriel had only one daughter.And she sailed west,she did not die.Elrond is out for the count.

8)Eomer and his men are not brutes who will torture elves every chance they get.

9)Legolas will not fall in love with Aragorn's daughter.This is not bloody Twilight.Deal with it.

10)Luthien was the only one with ridiculously good looks and ridiculously long hair.Anyone else is a SUE.

11)Elf warrior sues do not exist.Elven women did not run around maiming things.

12)Women in Arda do not fight as a general rule.

13)Legolas cannot be overpowered as easily as he is in your stories. The professor did say that he was immensely strong. Which actually means that he was stronger than men or dwarves or orcs.Elves as a rule are stronger and faster than others.

14)Aragorn is not the best bloody fighter in Arda and he is not so good that he will always be called upon to Rescue Legolas or other elves.They are faster stronger,more skilled and experienced far beyond the capabilities of a mortal.Tolkien intended them to be that way.If you think that Aragorn is the bloody best,then read about Turin or his Father Hurin.

15)It was Glorfindel who fought the Nazgul. Not Arwen.

16)Gandalf has no apprentices or daughters,he needs no apprentices or daughters.

And Remember one thing One can write a romance without a bloody battle and orcs in it.

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Changed Circumstances by Failed to De-anon reviews
AU: During the tail end of Robert's Rebellion, in King's Landing things do not go quite as planned.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,935 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jaime L., Stannis B., Elia M.
Chronicles of an Elven Bedwarmer by swartzvald reviews
AU, No Wardens, No Blight, Vaughn is still a horny jackass though. Aedan Cousland saves an elf from being executed and gets more than he anticipated.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,112 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Cousland, Tabris
Purple Elks by pizzamargherita reviews
Legolas and Tauriel's first meeting, or: Two little elflings decide to hate each other at first sight. Will it last? Probably not. Will they ever stop challenging each other? Unlikely. But after all, opposites attract, don't they?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 262,029 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Legolas, Tauriel] The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC - Complete
Destiny doesn't choose for you by Bossiergirl reviews
a female wolf with no memory and no name shows up in LaPush. She is drawn to protect Bella. Will she join the pack after she imprints on Jacob? Jacob still has a choice. But who will Bella choose? RATED M smut is now present! beware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Corruption and Redemption by pkatharine reviews
The Pevensies were summoned back to Narnia to face a tyrant corrupted by the One Ring. Susan/Legolas
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Legolas, Susan Pevensie
Dawn of Another Day by Jane Lu reviews
The two of them never expected to receive a second chance, a major role to play in the war against Morgoth who had returned from the Void. But do they have a choice when the consequences of losing means the destruction of Middle-earth? -AU Story-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,598 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
The Five Wardens by ffdrake reviews
Duncan didn't recruit just one Warden, he got 4. Now join the last Wardens of Ferelden as they travel the land and try to bring peace back to a shattered country. Cousland, Tabris, Surana, Brosca, and later Mahariel Adv/Hurt/Comf./Humor/Romance/
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,740 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cousland, Tabris - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Peacetime Adventures: An Interlude Collection by GundamWingFanatic90 reviews
AU, sequel to The Red Hunters. Follow Legolas as he watches his brother grow, and learns many other lessons along the way. Rated PG. Contains humor, some eventual alcohol usage, and uncomfortable clothes. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Diego Diaries Part Two by arctapus reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 623 - Words: 1,387,262 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Mass Effect: Iron Rebirth by Mashadar reviews
Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shepard (M)
Duty And Honour by TheEvilDog reviews
What happens when you've saved the land from the Blight, but are left with nothing? A broken land can be healed, but what about a broken man? What happens to a man when he believes in nothing now, least of all himself. Enjoy. Rated M for Mature themes
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 113,185 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Cousland, Morrigan - Complete
Something About You by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah is a snarky, successful lawyer. Jacob is the object of her wet dreams and dirty fantasies. They work at the same law firm and all should be right with the world... Except they hate each other. Blackwater Humor, Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,817 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Building A Life Out Of Chaos by thesharminator reviews
What would have happened if Jake had been the first of the Quileutes to phase? What if it was too late to keep Laurent from changing Bella? How do they find their places in a new world filled with the supernatural. Part 2 started, there be Cullens now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,889 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Essenza Del Lupo by birobird93 reviews
Rosalie is left wondering where her loyalties lie. Is it possible to find love more than once? And if so, can it be found in a natural enemy? It is time to hear the voice behind the beauty; AU, Canon Couples except for one RATED M-lemons. R&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,491 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
I hate you by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Rosalie goes to talk to jacob, their hate turns into smut. R&R please. Now a chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Duty And Honour: Lost Memories by TheEvilDog reviews
A companion piece tying into my main story Duty and Honour, detailing parts of Aedan Cousland's past and personality before and during the Blight. Basically, it's a bunch of random drabble. Rated M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Loved by an Enemy by Alpha-shewolf21 reviews
Victoria wants nothing more than to avenge James death. She loved James with all her life but that love is tested when she meets a stunning wolf. Will she let herself fall for her natural enemy or will she get her revenge on the Cullens? ON-HOLD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Victoria, Jacob
Shadow III: Prince of Darkness by fael bain reviews
Trapped by layers of magic and weakening, Legolas must carry on his perilous journey alone while battling long-dormant demons and feelings within him. While Elrohir struggles to put aside his love and a disturbing prophecy to bring him back home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir
In Peace We Lie by mackillian reviews
AU. Sequel to 30 Dragon. Mysterious darkspawn plague the north while the search for Morrigan and answers to what happened with the archdemon's soul begins. M!Cousland/Morrigan; M!Cousland/F!Mahariel
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 579,154 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Cousland, Morrigan] Mahariel - Complete
Fallen by loyalhero reviews
Sometimes a bright future can be completely demolished by a few old memories. Will Bella and the pack be able to save Jacob or will his dark past consume him. Better than it sounds but the story is DARK! Especially chapters 'Mercy' and 'Deja Vu'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,732 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Many Rejections of a Mary Sue by AdminElrohir reviews
A series of One-Shots, based on the short lives of several Sues. Chapter Two: Evenstaria, Tenth Walker. Her target...Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Freewill and Chains by Fuiku reviews
Jacob is 16, and he has no brothers, no enemies, and no way out of his responsibilities as the newly phased Alpha, waiting for his pack. The only thing keeping him sane is the little girl who comes everyday to see her wolf in the woods. B/J AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,938 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Naughty Neighbors by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah lives in one of the best apartment complexes in town, right next door to sexy, womanizing Jacob. He's the man of Leah's dreams... Until he opens his mouth. Well, they always say to 'love thy neighbor' no matter the circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Hell Hath No Fury by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah and Rosalie are nomadic vampires, living on the blood of the dregs of society. What happens when they encounter the small town of Forks and all its dark, mythical secrets? Will it be a sweet dream, or a bitter nightmare?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Jacob, Leah
The Water Castle by PinkMartini reviews
Mina decides to go to England with her Medieval Culture class for the summer and visits a castle that a family has owned for centuries. Not knowing what to expect, she meets Legolas and finds out the wonders of his castle and about their tied past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,346 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas - Complete
I Love You by megamadness00 reviews
Rosalie and Jake find out that they love each other but how long will there love last? Rated T for Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie
Magic of the Game by Prince of a Thousand Birds reviews
Summary: Aedan Cousland was just seven years old when he had a horrific encounter with a Rage Demon. Saved by a spirit all but forgotten, the world of Thedas will be forever changed… AU Mage Cousland
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cousland, Morrigan
Carpathian Wolf by goldengirl62 reviews
I got this idea from something i read a few months ago. i wanted to try the concept with out favorite wolf, Jacob Black. A hunt for a rogue wolf. A search for his mate, before darkness consumes him. Follow him on this journey. Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,268 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Rebirth by fongiel24 reviews
Commander John Shepard has a reputation for brutal efficiency and always getting the job done. But beneath the facade lies a man haunted by ghosts from his past. Who is the real John Shepard? Novelization of ME2 featuring M!Shep and Miranda as main chars.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
The Diego Diaries by arctapus reviews
This is a look at the Transformers through the life of Ironhide and Ratchet. A day in the life of an 'old married couple' and the effect they have when a personal prank and private joke go global. Many parts.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 159 - Words: 344,880 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
The Fellowship Of Legolas by OurLittleCornerOfTheWorld reviews
What if it was up to Legolas to destory the one ring and not Frodo. Would he be able to and just what challenges would lie ahead for him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Long, Long Journey by Caelhir reviews
Elrond sends Legolas on a dangerous quest into the Misty Mountains.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Witchblade: The Host of Middle Earth by Chesterhorse1993 reviews
Legolas was chosen by the witchblade as it's first male host and wishes to not leave him. He must deal with the burden and also deal with the evil that wishes to take the witchblade.Now he must use the witchblade to his advantage and protect middle earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Touched by Love by His Shellan reviews
Jacob/O.C. story! Mature scenes in certain chapters! Natalie has grown up in an environment that to her has always seemed normal. Big city life with rich parents, having everything and anything she could want. So what would make her want to leave city life to go live in a small town by herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 171,078 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Wardens of Ferelden by Runtm reviews
At one time, the love between Amri Cousland and Queen Anora was deeply intimate. Now however their relationship mirrors the state of Ferelden: broken. But as a new blight begins to cover the land can these two put aside their differences to save- Hiatus
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,485 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Cousland, Anora
Fire and Ice by xXxBlackwaterQueenxXx reviews
"They were vampire and werewolf. They were breaking all the rules. They weren't supposed to be together, but being apart was no longer an option. It was too late for that." Post-BD/No Nessie Imprinting. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom reviews
One werewolf, one vampire, one curse. In this Freaky Friday take on Twilight, Jacob and Edward are transformed into each other's bodies, forced to live each other's lives. AU ExB During Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,556 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Safe In Your Arms by Lady RavenEyes reviews
Perhaps we really all were just dancing on the strings of fate. Aragorn/OC, Legolas/Arwen Reposted
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,416 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
About Last Night by 2Shaes reviews
Lies, betrayal, cat fights, girl drama and a little bit of romance. This was my entry for the FreeWriters and Readers One Shot Contest. Contest theme: Unlikely Pairings. Interested? AH/AU Rated M for language and content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
So wrong, it feels good by alibabe reviews
Rosalie Cullen's parent's separate. Her mum gets married to a different kind of man, Billy Black. Moving in with her mum she finds herself adopting not only a new stepdad, but also a brother, Jacob. Their differences make the hate easier, BUT. FSum inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,216 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob
Blackwater by Living in Illusion reviews
Two shot Blackwater drabble..Just stupid silly fun, that's all. Jake and Leah, summary for each chapter inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Mistake by Final Death reviews
Something I've thought about, but haven't found yet...Anyway Rosalie/Jacob goodness. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie
Showtime! by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Mad Scientist by wwheisenberg reviews
Jacob is twisted by Bella's rejection. He is a mad scientist who plans to clone her, but his plans change. I promise after the scientific explanation in the first paragraph it's easy to understand.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jacob, Carlisle
Love Seriously Bites by Runs with Werewolfs reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. AU. During an arguement over Bella, Edward attacks Jacob, biting him, to keep Jacob from changing. How will this affect their lives? Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Wrong Place and Everything by feanen reviews
this was written when the thing with the Mary-Sue stories was quite popular. Anyway, MS lands in Mordor and nobody is amused, to put it mildly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sauron, Orc - Complete
The Dark Hunt by Bethuviel reviews
A tale of vengeance and the mayhem that follows as Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan seek to dispense their own form of justice. Warning: This story contains depictions of depravity, addiction and severe moral decline.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir