Monoshiri
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Joined 11-09-00, id: 25091
Author has written 14 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Transformers/Beast Wars, Naruto, and Samurai 7.
Hello, and welcome to my profile, which has recently been edited due to the fact that my now-two-years-older self cringes with horror at the rampant silliness and fangirl Japanese that was in evidence here up until this point. I'll try to keep things a little saner here from this point on.

My current fandoms are Naruto, G1 Transformers, Hellsing, Discworld, and to a lesser degree Full Metal Alchemist. This means that my Yugioh fics, barring an act of God, are dead; sorry, guys. Most of what will be posted here are Naruto and TF fics, as I don't know FMA well enough to write for it and I can't bring myself to write Discworld fic in any other context than a crossover, because Pterry's style is inimitable that way.

I will tend towards writing yaoi, yuri, het, some romance between characters considered underage (which is inevitable given the nature of Naruto and FMA), and threesomes (and moresomes, very very occasionally, hello the Stunticons and the Sound Four!). Yes, all of the above applies to the giant robots as well, although I will argue with you over the gendering issue if you cuss me out for TF slash. In the event that people find any of the above unpalatable, I will post warnings for the stories which include those subjects: having done so, if you read those stories and flame me anyway, I will mock you.

"Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!"

"Madam, you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning."

Ahem. That said, please feel absolutely free to deliver constructive criticism to my fic. I actually rather depend on reviewers to tell me when I've fouled up.

You can visit my journal for earlier updates; I tend to post there before I post here.

Above all, enjoy the fic!

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Secondhand Faith by Lellian reviews
Sometimes, peacetime is as harrowing as war when old enemies and not so old friends convene at this year’s Chuunin exams. AU futurefic starring the Sand Sibs, various Otonin and the Konoha ensemble. All at once. ShikaTem KibaTayu NejiTenKank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,511 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tayuya, Kiba I.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Questionable Humanity by Gigabomb reviews
Having been in Sound Village only three months, Kidoumaru is still trying to get used to his new life as a shinobi, and an illbegotten venture into Orochimaru's laboratory doesn't do much to help him adjust.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Kidomaru, Orochimaru - Complete
Peace is Hell by navigatorsghost reviews
Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Kokoro no Naka by Kiirar reviews
While Yugi and Yami deal with freeloaders in the Puzzle, Marik steps up his quest for total power with his unwilling hikari as the attack dog. As plans play out, two reluctant souls find themselves dueling in seduction for their own individual gain. (Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,306 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Ways to Drive an Esper Psycho by TobyKikami reviews
Duel Monsters can be brought out of the Shadow Realm with a wish. Serpent Night Dragon is determined to get back to Rex. And if it means driving Esper Roba crazy, so be it. Some yaoi, shounen ai, slash or whatever you want to call it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,663 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Complete
Reflections of Life in the City of Art by Wayward reviews
Pre-BW - Before he joined the Predacons, Terrorsaur spent his time with a much more dangerous crowd - artists.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/12/2003
Summoning Death by Elf reviews
Seto Kaiba, seeking Vengeance, finds a spell to summon Death. Except Death isn't what he expected.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,024 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
The Human Condition by Wayward reviews
The Decepticons have been struck by a terrible curse - they've been turned human. But will they look for a cure or use it to their advantage?..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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Warmongers reviews
Five years before the start of "Naruto", Sound arranges an ambush against a caravan from Sand; and from opposite sides, the Sound Four and the children of the Kazekage taste battle. Gen, action, now with bonus Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kidomaru, Deidara
BaseLine reviews
A series of drabbles about the Sound Four and the Sound genin, written for various challenges on naruto100. Be aware of dark themes, questionable sanity, and this being me, impending yaoiyuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006
East wa East reviews
Team 7's first voyage overseas goes badly wrong when Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura get caught up in a foreign civil war...and drag both friends and enemies in with them. Gen, action, some pairings hinted at.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Through Other Eyes reviews
Three years after the end of the series, life goes on, and so does death. Two new threats arise, one to the peace, one to the heart, and even those who sacrificed everything can't get a break...yaoi, het, KanShichiYuki, KanKyuu, KatsuKira, KikuKoma
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Thread reviews
In a future where Sound, Leaf, and Sand are forging an alliance and the ninja world is poised on the brink of war, three men meet and play a game...AU, futurefic, threesome, yaoi, Kankurou x Kidoumaru x Shikamaru. Not, that's not a typo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
On The Nature Of Spiders reviews
Zaku, Kidoumaru, and painful lessons about the spidery psyche, with commentary from the Sound's peanut gallery. Questionable gender, cursing, and slightly confused shounenai if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kidomaru - Complete
Running on Empty reviews
The Transformers have been turned human, and the Decepticons are in disarray because of it. Striking out on their own, the Stunticons are forced to change and mature in a world they are not part of...and worse, they have to deal with L.A. traffic. Adapt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
No Means No reviews
The real roots of Itachi and Orochimaru's mutual dislike. Kisame tries to convince Itachi into something he swore never to do again. Crack, and beware the chibi Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hateful Things reviews
G1. A short piece about weakness and the forms it can take. MotormasterxBreakdown, dark slash, nastiness, verging on noncon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
With The Brakes Off reviews
A short, bittersweet encounter between Wildrider of the Stunticons and Fireflight of the Aerielbots...character study, mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The Bat Came Back reviews
...the very next day, the bat came back, they thought he was a goner, but...Yami no Bakura's gone too far, and now the Yuugi-tachi are determined to help Ryou get rid of the Sennen Ring. Swearing, violence, shounen-ai, etc. Now complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
You can have something very profoundly in common with a perfect stranger...shounen-ai, written for Dawnshadow's "Random Pairings" challenge.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/10/2003
Eurydice reviews
My very first Pegasus-centric fic ^-^. Before the Sennen Eye took him, he was a man at odds with reality, whose only wish was to regain what he had lost...the woman he loved. Rated for PegsAngst and snobby literary references. Sorry. @-@
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
Flight of the Saint Dragon reviews
Massive AU, folks...Yuugi and co. are renegades in deep space with a mission, on the run from a tyrannical council and pursued by pirates, security forces, and all manner of scariness...(Author adds the obligatory YAOI warning ^-^)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003