Ellena McKelles
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Joined 08-11-02, id: 250910, Profile Updated: 02-19-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: I used to go by Afyna Thames/Alena McKells. Now I'm back with a vengeance as Ellena McKelles. It's a bit closer to my actual name, and I love the nickname Elle.
Age: Ellena was born June 3rd... My age is really that important, is it?
Gender: Ellena has XX chromosomes.
Other places to find Ellena: http://ellena-mckelles.deviantart.com or http://archiveofourown.org/users/EllenaMckelles or http://wanderlostprose.blogspot.com


The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire - Ellena McKelles, questions asked by Nathaniel Allen for Sociology class

What is your favorite word?
Probably arcane or analytical. Its not the word meaning, I just really like the way they sound. They feel nice in my mouth.

What is your least favorite word?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. I blame this on a high school English teacher who used this as a spelling word. For an entire semester. Every single spelling list we had this damn word was on it. And I dislike it because everyone thinks its the longest word in the English language. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is.

What turns you on?
Sitting down with a good book, classic or recent fiction. Or ebook, I don't own a Kindle (and probably never will, those things are ridiculously overpriced) but the Barnes&Noble eReader app for the iPod touch is amazing.

What turns you off?
People who mispronounce words and people who try to act intelligent and use large words in their vocab and have no idea what the word they used means.

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a oscillating fan and a lawn mower going at the same time.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Squealing of tires and nails on a chalkboard. Cringe-worthy.

What profession other then yours would you like to attempt?
I'd love to direct movies. Or write them. Actually being any part of the movie industry would be much more enjoyable then my current job situation.

What profession other then yours would you not like to attempt?
Anything to do with human excriment.

What is your favorite curseword?
Fuck. Because it's a noun, verb and interjection. And its just fun.

If God exists, what would you like Him/Her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
That the beds are firm but the comforters are goose down.

Favorite Quotes

"What are you? Mr. Telfon? Shit just never sticks to you." -- Melanie, Queer as Folk

"If you break his heart, I will break your face." -- Emmett, Queer as Folk

"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed... or worse, expelled." -- Hermione Granger, the Philospher's Stone

"How can we have a battle of wits? You're unarmed." -- Kamerreon's profile


-The Space for the Updates-

01.29.12: Okay, I know that I've been pretty nonexistent over the past few months, but I've been extremely busy. I work retail and everyone knows the last three months in retail are killers. Plus I had my final semester of school and well... To be perfectly honest, I really had no time to write anything that was frivolous.

I promise, however, that I am not dead and the fics are not abandoned. And I WILL MOST DEFINITELY finish "Unnecessary Pleasantries". I'm currently working through chapters six, seven and eight and hope to post them soon. Sorry to keep you all on the edge of things. As a bonus for being loyal fans, I will try and post some new things as well as revamped versions of "Alchemy of the Arcane" and "Viriditas".

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Hogwarts Host Club by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Inspired by the anime Ouran High School Host Club. Non magic. Harry didn't know how he managed to get into the prestigious Hogwarts School, notable for its rich and powerful students. Among them is the elitist Hogwarts Host Club, run by the 'prince' Tom Riddle. Harry didn't know how exactly he ended up involved with them either, but it started with the bloody jeans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,123 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Harry Potter and the Black Butler by Amaterasu1969 reviews
Half the Order of the Phoenix is dead and only Harry Potter can defeat the Dark Lord. But he can't do it on his own. Luckily, he has Ron, Hermione and...Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,583 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Secrets Untold by TheBoyOnSpinnersEnd reviews
Albus Potter is keeping a secret... He didn't want his cousin to touch him and certainly didn't want to like it. Slash! Cousincest! ASP/LW next gen fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Louis W.
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Louis by fondu au noir reviews
The world is forever spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Louis W. - Complete
A Mercury Prelude by Lee Black reviews
And so it was that, in pursuit of the fruition of a dare and 500 Galleons from Sirius, that James found himself scouring the library for the platinum-haired Prince of Slytherin. LMJP, RLSB slash, Creature!Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 103,482 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Lucius M., James P. - Complete
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Art, Love & a Cup of Tea by Jenna822 reviews
*One Shot* Louis Weasley and Teddy Lupin sit down for a cup of tea and a chat about life, love and art. What they end up with may be a whole lot more. *Louis/Teddy* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Louis W., Teddy L. - Complete
Rumors by BronzeSilence reviews
The Slytherin table make interesting observations about the Weasley family. Mostly about a certain Weasley and Potter. Is it pure speculation or...? Pre-slash LW/ASP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Ashwinder Incident by BronzeSilence reviews
Albus' favorite cousin, Louis, has come down with the flu. And worse, he's got fangirls hassling him as Valentine's Day approaches. To save him, Albus must go on a Hogwarts adventure! Slash, incest, oh my! LW/ASP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Raising the Bar by LiterarySpell reviews
Al and Teddy needed an extra set of hands in the newly revamped Hog’s Head. Scorpius needed a job. It all seemed so simple… Al/Teddy, Al/Teddy/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Advocatus Diaboli by Tiger of the Fire reviews
Harry wasn't who people would believe he's really a vampire prince. Yet, his life wasn't the same either. What can a young vampire do when he's faced with school, coronations and a dark lord who wants his people? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,622 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Courting a Mate by BonneNuit reviews
FenrirxHarry When Fenrir and the Death Eaters attack the Burrow, Fenrir kidnaps Harry and attempts to court him. Harry isn’t amused. Contains sex, violence and cursing. No underage readers. I've read the books but it's based off the movie scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Look Out For The Big Bad Wolf by Werewolf Groupie reviews
Little Remus Lupin had no idea what lurked in the dark. Slash! Underage! Non-con! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
What You Couldn't Say by myxwonder-wall reviews
Albus has a secret that he's never had the courage to share with his boyfriend, Scorpius. With the aid of James, MacGonagall and a pensieve, Scorpius sees what he needs to see. One-shot, m/m smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ricochet by Delle Tuh reviews
Brotherly competition in the most...delectable of ways. Albus Severus and James Sirius get into a game of sorts. Rated M for Sexual Content and Incest. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something Else To Break by X.x.glitteringclouds.x.X reviews
Remus goes to join Greyback's pack on Dumbledore's orders, but after running out on them over 10 years ago, there's a price he must pay to be reinitiated. "...every time I think I’ve broken you, I find something else to break. It’s quite amusing."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
A Fistful of Fun by albe-chan reviews
Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lucius M., Remus L. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13550 - Favs: 7,768 - Follows: 6,455 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Problem with Manolo Blahnik by trendyfishie89 reviews
Miracle working designer shoes. What could possibly happen? Remus is about to find out. SLASH! SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Union of Doom by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Set after Harry's 7th year, omits HPB and DH. Harry and Severus are forced to marry each other in order to defy Voldemort. Times become even darker for the two wizards...but is there still hope in spite of all? Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,169 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Experiment A by Selim reviews
Completed! Captured by scientist with plans to develop an advanced alchemist society, Edward is forced to face trials that seem out of his world – and he doesn’t even know it! RoyEd, MPREG.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Delicious as Sin by PinkSunRise reviews
Harry's been having dreams.... HPTR SLASH it's back! revised version COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,930 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Another Day & its Sequels by Nevoreiel reviews
To liven up a Charms lesson some idiot decides to play some music, and behold – Draco decided to do a little dance on his table and drags Harry into it. And what happens when Draco decides to get revenge? When will the madness end? DM/HP & LD/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Lightning Letters by Ari Munami reviews
800 years on from the fall of Voldemort, a young historian sets out to solve the mystery of the Lightning Letters. Slashy. Chapter 5: Iris and Co visit the Manor. *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Queer Young Mind by Blue Yeti reviews
There are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Artemis F.
Loki and Bartleby Do Television by NeoVenus22 reviews
What happens after Loki and Bartleby die...a humorous look. R for some language. [complete]
Dogma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Complete
The Leather Pants Party by RavenWillow reviews
Co-written by Fox_goddess and me. We gather the boys (and men) of Harry Potter together for a Leather Pants Party, and chaos ensues. Boozing, leather clothing, and pink tutus. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2001
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Necessary Arrangements reviews
[SEQUEL WIP] Harry keeps the heaviest secret from the one he loves the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Astoria G.
Fright Night reviews
[ONE-SHOT] It's Halloween time. Costumes, drinks and parties abound. So does drunken sexual activity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unnecessary Pleasantries reviews
COMPLETE. Draco is forced to bring Harry to meet his grandfather, Abraxas Malfoy. Niceties don't ensue, and Draco fears the one thing he truly cares about could be ripped away from him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wassail, Wassail reviews
ONESHOT. Draco Malfoy prefers to be drunk and alone on Christmas. An appearance from Harry Potter seems to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas reviews
ONESHOT. Harry decides to give Draco the ultimate Christmas gift. Slashy smut-gift to all for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Linger reviews
ONESHOT. When you're in something so deep, do you let it go or do you let it linger?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please, Just this Once? reviews
ONESHOT. Talking Harry into some things are incredibly difficult these days. But when Draco wants something, he gets it. Straight up fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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