Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
Age: Ellena was born June 3rd... My age is really that important, is it?
Gender: Ellena has XX chromosomes.
Other places to find Ellena:
The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire - Ellena McKelles
What is your favorite word?
Probably arcane or analytical. Its not the word meaning, I just really like the way they sound. They feel nice in my mouth.
What is your least favorite word?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. I blame this on a high school English teacher who used this as a spelling word. For an entire semester. Every single spelling list we had this damn word was on it. And I dislike it because everyone thinks its the longest word in the English language. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is. And yes, I did Google that.
What turns you on?
Sitting down with a good book, classic or recent fiction. Or eBook, because I bucked up and bought a Kindle.
What turns you off?
People who mispronounce words and people who try to act intelligent and use large words in their vocab and have no idea what the word they used means.
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a oscillating fan and a lawn mower going at the same time.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Squealing of tires and nails on a chalkboard. Cringe-worthy.
What profession other then yours would you like to attempt?
I'd love to direct movies. Or write them. Actually being any part of the movie industry would be much more enjoyable then my current job situation.
What profession other then yours would you not like to attempt?
Anything to do with human excriment.
What is your favorite curseword?
Fuck. Because it's a noun, verb and interjection. And its just fun.
If God exists, what would you like Him/Her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
That the beds are firm but the comforters are goose down.
"What are you? Mr. Telfon? Shit just never sticks to you." -- Melanie, Queer as Folk
"If you break his heart, I will break your face." -- Emmett, Queer as Folk
"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed... or worse, expelled." -- Hermione Granger, the Philospher's Stone
"How can we have a battle of wits? You're unarmed." -- Kamerreon's profile