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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2509194, Profile Updated: 12-23-13
Author has written 18 stories for Hocus Pocus, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Amazing Spiez!/SpieZ! Nouvelle Génération, Metroid, Harry Potter, Homestuck, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Wizard of Oz, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Tangled, and Naruto.

I don't own anything in my stories that I don't own. This includes characters, places, things, quotes, and anything else owned by people other than me.

And now it's time for the copy-and-paste section that everybody just skips over anyway!


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish those stupid kids would give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, Sabri naDaphne13, iizninja, book phan44 MaxKatnissPotter Maggie ride, MaxIsMe, PhoenixAshr4, bellechat, Oncie's Sweetheart, Phoenix122333

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, MR Fanatic, 101 giraffes, Oncie's Sweetheart, Phoenix122333

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.


A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you're against abuse of any kind (Animal, child, man or woman..) copy and paste in to your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool copy and paste this in to your profile!

98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2% that hasn't copy and paste this in to your profile! (I know I'm not a teenager however I've never touched that stuff. Just a different POV from someone that's older than the majority of authors on this awesome site! :) I love the variety of people on here! :)

I strongly believe that discrimination is wrong in all forms, shapes and sizes. Just because someone may be from a different culture, may not be thin or, "Miss or Mr. thing," GLBT, a different skin color than you or have a disability (Like blindness for example..) does NOT give anyone the right to discriminate against said person or group!


If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If people say you are funny and annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D (WHO DOESN'T?!)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV or computer, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Twinkies and Root Beer

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey.When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons.The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase.

He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie.The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at the boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever. When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?"

He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? God's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"

Meanwhile, the elderly man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked, "Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied, "I ate Twinkies in the park with God." However, before his son responded, he added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Embrace all equally!

- Author unknown

Copy and paste this onto your profile and tell the people who have touched your lives in a special way about this. Or tell those people to just copy and paste this onto their profiles like you may have. Let those people know how important they are. Have lunch with God!

And... Thanks for touching my life!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Hey I am not!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I resent that.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(I am not!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a guy who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Majorly disagree)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.(Only occasionally)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party(Party yes, drink no.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(I love everyone, except drinkers and people who hate.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. ( I just like to be by myself sometimes.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I think I'm funny, some people just don't get my sense of humor.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch. (You shall all perish.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser(PERISH I SAY!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Just a little crazy)
I am a FANGuy so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Just the crazy part)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I took karate! Heeeeeya!
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm quite happy with my life thank you!
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say,"Eh?", a lot.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am, and again I am.)0
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast(People think that)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Blech!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I have friends!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird.

45 Lessons in life

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you're sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up your present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It can calm the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful, or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really makes you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words "In five years, will this matter?".

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative-dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

It's estimated 93% won't copy and paste this onto their profile. If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title '7%'. I'm with the 7%. Remember that I will always share my spoon with you! Friends are the family that we choose for ourselves.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you will admit to being a freak, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate how people take advantage of one another copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God and you're not ashamed of Him repost this, and see what he does for you tonight

The hunger games are the best series I've ever read [well one of the best].

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

I am capable of reading Shakespere and understanding it the first time.

Tokka should have happened. In my opinion- IT WILL. SOKKA WILL DUMP SUKI AND RELIZE THAT HE BELONGS WITH TOPH! IT IS DESTINY!

I beileve in love.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you copy and paste this into your profile then copy and paste it into your profile [If that made any sense to you copy and paste it into your profile]

If you love Kurt and the way he is just so confident and true to himself then copy an paste this into your profile.

If you love Klaine and agree with me on its awesomeness then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate people who are racist then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Gay rights then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If Areopostale went out of business at least 95% of the world's teens would die. And you would laugh in their faces saying I told you so!

Iroh is by far the best old guy ever.

Phinbella rules!

Kataang forever!

Klaine forever!

Baljeet is the coolest nerd ever and he and Ginger belong togethor.

I love Harry Potter and don't don't care about other people's opinions about this fact.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Light Yagami has a secret. Try spelling his last name backwards and you'll see this: I'm a gay. Copy and paste if you laughed.If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

You Know You're Obsessed with Percy Jackson When...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy (Jackson) with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You pray and sacrifice to Hermes/Poseidon before participating in a running/swimming race.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a Percy Jackson family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda in disguise…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air and hope Zeus is in a good mood.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know the Muses are the best singers.

You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

You blame Kronos for random cold.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...)

You don't read anything but Percy Jackson for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your Godly parent...when you don't have ADHD or dyslexia.

You yell "Annabeth!",every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

And then get disappointed when the wearer doesn't react.

You make Percy Jackson characters on Sims,Percy Jackson Miis on the Wii,etc...

You see an orange shirt and look at the front of it to see if it's a Camp shirt.

You're a Percy Jackson character for Halloween.

You recite lines randomly from the books. (The sea doesn't like to be restrained.)

You see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in Percy Jackson,and what happened.

You buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York,no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about Percy Jackson characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

You think every pen you pick up will randomly turn into a sword.

You bring armor to dodge ball games.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

You yell at the sky,"HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!",when you're internet is slow.

You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have more room for your Percy Jackson stuff. (Never! I'm a fan of both!)

You say,"I hope you shall not anger Hera",when somebody gets married.

You burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!",in History.

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy Jackson?"

You scream,"JACKSON!",when somebody says the name Percy.

You pray to Hades to allow dead relatives to go across the Styx for free.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got a copy of all book in your backpack/binders in case of emergencies.

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You steal your friend's pen because your dad is Hermes.

You steal your friend's pen to check if it's Riptide.

You write Percy Jackson fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You blame your grounding from the computer on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings Godly parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen. (Of course!)

You imagine the Gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safety deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a girlfriend,as does your father,to cure your obsession.

You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten Percy Jackson moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain.

You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite.

You go on YouTube and look at Percy Jackson themes for characters.

You read page 287 of Battle of the Labyrinth over and over again or say the lines in your head.

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You crack up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You start a fan club with only you in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from Percy Jackson.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using Percy Jackson characters.

You give a dead relative a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

You find yourself saying things like,"Oh my gods!" and "What the Underworld?"

You burn yourself and curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You check to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You start calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never look at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

You ask everyone when you meet them, “Have you read Percy Jackson?".

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way! He is awesome just the way he is!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama :/)

You give friends and youself a godly parent, (Yea :D)

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(only have one :o)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. (Harry Potter and Percy)

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Duh! :DDD)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Yeas ma'am or sir..)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Poseidon! :O sometimes Hades)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. (He is too :P)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/Son of God/Goddess', and you don't try to hide it, even if it says daughter/son of an unliked God/Goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.(I am!)

You know with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp)

When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollon

A moment of silence.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy,

On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.


You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to keep his parents safe.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Rights to this go to SincerlyChris.


You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Sam Uley, I say Remus Lupin. You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter. You say Robert Pattison, I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'. You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James. You say Edward, I'll say Harry; now STUPEFY!

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules! And Twilight sucks!


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13.

People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight.

People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a boy a cry baby. No one knows his mom is dying.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.


"Does no one want a Redvine?! Has the world gone sane?!"

"Did you get mah text?"

"Yes."

"Well you didn't text me back."

"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3; I hated that movie!"

"Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place."

"Look at my face, Remus. Do I look happy to you? Lupin got fired! Lupin got fired!"

"Everything tastes better with Redvines."

"Redvines. What the hell can't they do?"

"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"

"Oh, this is all so illegal!"

"Oh, hey, Snape."

"You never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot."

"Oh, God dammit, it's a text from Umbridge. 'We need to talk. Colon, right parenthesis."

"HAHAHAHAHA! I do not envy you. Oh, sorry, that's me. What the devil?! It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this?!"

"Well, the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'AHHHHHHHHH!' Then I did the only thing that would make the whole situation less awkward for everyone. I disapperated."

"Oh, yeah, duh! Hermy-one's a butt!"

"Well, I broke a couple of my own rules, I suppose. Confessed my love for Lily Evans, I saved Harry Potter, and I made out with Grubbly-Plank again."

"It still refers to dementors as ring-wraiths."

"Well, if it isn't Harry f*ing Potter."

"I finally get to dance again, woohoo!"

"What the devil is going on here?!"

"I said it once, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been, and you always will be a butt-trumpet!"

"You're still a no good weiner-jacket."

"Tell me more about this Pigfarts, I find it to be very interesting."

"And now, thanks to you, we've been transported to this mystery location."

"Well, I don't find this surprising, at all."

"Who be disrespectin' Umbridge?! You gonna die, Shlongbottom!"

"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"

"Malfoy, ya little shit!"

"Is okay good?"

"Quirrell, okay is wonderful."

"Did I do it so that people would like me? No, I hate people."

"When life sucks, just dance. And, since life always sucks, always dance."

All of the previous quotes are from either AVPM, AVPS, or AVPSY

Copy and Paste if you love Starkid

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,918 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 8,546 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lightning Phoenix by Joah Esa reviews
Harry trains himself in magic from a young age and uses his abilities to escape the Dursley's, along with making a name for himself not only in the wizarding world, but the muggle world as well. Harry decided to skip Hogwarts and only attends when the magic of the Goblet forces him to attend. Harry is 17 when the tournament is being held. Powerful/Light/Ind/Harry H/NT/FD/KB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,127 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Discovering Magic by The Artistic Fool reviews
At dinner before the World Cup, Bill does something strange that shocks and angers Molly. What did he do? Why does it make Ron think he's a Dark Wizard? Harry asks these questions and more as he slowly learns things he never knew about Magic, and comes to know and count on Bill during his trying 4th year. On temporary HOLD. See profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Harry P., Bill W.
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse by Clell65619 reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Nanotech Ninja by MrWriterWriter reviews
An experiment from ages past bonds to Naruto, creating something to be reckoned with. Cybernetic, Strong, Somewhat cynical, smartarse Naruto. Possible Harem. M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,654 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Unexpected reviews
Jack is all set to enjoy a careless day of fun in Burgess with Jamie and Sophie. However, a harmless line of questioning reveals some unexpected feelings. Unexpected, yes, but welcome nonetheless. Bennefrost, yaoi (which means boyxboy), rated M for the second chapter.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/2 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie
Glitch reviews
Sometimes, gateways to other dimensions open up, allowing characters and items to fall through to our world. But sometimes, these gateways glitch, pulling people and things from our world into others. Three guesses as to where this is headed and the first two don't count.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Merlin
Planning reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are fed up with your bro evading his sexuality. It's obvious to everyone but him, so you have come up with the BEST PLAN EVER to get him to admit it to himself. The only trick is to take it slow. Can't scare him away, now can you? Yaoi, which means boy-on-boy, JohnxDave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7 - [John E., Dave S.] Rose L., Kanaya M.
Shower reviews
Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed. Yaoi. Implied PercyxNico and JasonxLeo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Annabeth C., Jason G. - Complete
An Awkward Question reviews
Astrid, Snoutlout, Ruff, and Tuff have an awkward question for Hiccup... HiccupXhuman!Toothless (or maybe anthro!Toothless), yaoi. Very short, and probably only a oneshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless
Highland Titles reviews
You know that website that lets you buy a piece of the Scottish highlands and become a Lord, Laird, or Lady? I bought into it, and let's just say it's a bit more...magical...then you'd think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., OC
It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus reviews
In 1697, three witches were hanged for their crimes. In 1997, they were vanquished once again by three kids and a cat. Now they, along with those kids, are brought forward for the most challenging thing they've faced yet. A Truth or Dare fic.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/25/2010
Yttria reviews
Something went wrong with the Leviathan's wormhole generator. Not only transported to Earth,but eighty years in the past as well,bounty hunter Samus Aran must work together with a teenage boy of the era to return to her own time. And maybe save some people along the way...
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/11/2013
Reasons To Fear Jamie Bennett reviews
Why getting on Jamie Bennett's bad side is a bad idea. Suggestive yaoi themes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
The Starlight Arcade reviews
Many interesting people pass through the Starlight Arcade at one point or another, not least because of the employee known only as 'Sirius'. One thing's for sure: plots are on a need-to-know basis...and EVERYONE needs to know. Crossover. Contains massive spoilers for the plots of several fandoms; the chapter names tell you which.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U., Sakura H.
They've Got A Dream reviews
Threats and brute force didn't work for them, so the Death Eaters try a new tactic to capture Harry Potter. Oneshot, implied Tom R./Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Innocent reviews
Jack thinks Hiccup is entirely too innocent, a thought he shares with Astrid. Rated T for bashing Jack's head with suggestion and sex language, though chapter three is rated M.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid, Ruffnut - Complete
Comfortable reviews
Hiccup had been mapping the seas around Berk for at least six months now, so when the Spirit of Winter stole all his hard work he simply HAD to get it back.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost, OC] Toothless - Complete
Insanity reviews
Various instances of Harry going completely insane. Being brushed off by McGonagall, Riddle and the Chamber, seeing what Rita was ACTUALLY writing down, Umbridge's Blood Quills, and Snape's Occlumency. Updates will be posted in chronological order, so a chapter taking place before chapter 3 but after chapter 2 would bump chapter 3 to chapter 4. Previously called Interview.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Dolores U., Rita S.
Hot Springs and Flushed Confessions reviews
The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring. Oneshot, might expand it if people like it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Jake E., Dirk S.] Roxy L., Jane C. - Complete
Haruhi Meets Harry reviews
Suzumiya Haruhi has always been one for abnormalities, things she calls interesting but other people would call odd. So when her father gets a job transfer to England...how could things turn out any different than this? Harry learns some things, some scandalous facts are brought into the light, and a Dark Lord is proved to be thoroughly cuckoo for Cocoa-Puffs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Haruhi S.
The Secret reviews
When Marc just 'happens' to sneak a peek at the journal of the boy who sits in front of him,well...let it be known that I was never good at conflict. Slight problem,easily fixed. Yaoi,no likey no readey. Rated T.
Amazing Spiez!/SpieZ! Nouvelle Génération - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Lee, OC] Marc
Kale's Present reviews
Depressed by Marina's decision to stay in Syracuse with Proteus,Sinbad has been in a funk for the last three weeks. That is,until a rather unorthodox present from Kale gets him to lighten up...SinbadxOC. Rated M. Yaoi,which means boy-on-boy. No likey,no readey.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sinbad - Complete