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Author has written 55 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, St. Trinian's, Hi-de-Hi!, Rocky Horror, Bread, Beastly, and Total Drama series.
None of my fics are going to be updated and I have turned off ALL private messaging.
Victoria aka Torie.
Female. (Yeah, cause guys are totally called Victoria)
Not revealing my age.
British, living in Australia. And no, I do not have a pet Kangaroo :P
Fandoms I write for: Total Drama, ocassionally some Bread.
My past fandoms: Twilight, a very small amount of Harry Potter, St Trinians.
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Religion: Christian, and PROUD.
Nationality: British, but I currently live in Australia
Things I love/like:
Books: Harry Potter, Hunger games, Shades of London series, Matched series, Beastly, A kiss in time, Cloaked, as Series of unfortunate events, tHe confessions of Georgia Nicolson, the Misadventures of Talulah Casey,
Movies: St Trinian's, Harry Potter, Hunger games, Tim Burton movies(There are probably more movies, but I can't be bothered to list them all)
TV shows: Total drama, Bread, Dr who, Coupling, Sherlock, my family, Catherine Tate show, Red Dwarf, Simpsons, Vicar of Dibley, Golden girls, Episodes, Stoked,
Music I like: Mostly alternative stuff; Red Jumpsuit apparatus, Musical theatre, Coldplay, Green Day, MCR, Lady Gaga and P!nk (my fave singer.) But I have quite a few different types of music on my IPod.
Current favourite song: Am I the Enemy, by Red Jumpsuit apparatus.
Foods: There are heaps I love, but here are the main ones- Macarons, muffins, Mexican Food, cheesecake, Indian food, Chinese food, grilled cheese sandwiches, nectarines, raspberries, brownies, jarlsberg cheese, gourmet pizza
Hobbies: Fangirling, Writing, Reading, Drawing, Art, design, listening to music, etc...
Animals I like: Cats (I have three), Fennec Foxes, Meerkats, Hamsters, Sharks, Big cats such as tigers and jaguars, Foxes, Possums, wombats, quolls, most of the little cute Australian marsupial animals we have, etc
Colours I like: Dark blues, dark reds, Black, white, blues, purples
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Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed by someone who loves you.
Kelly Jones, Head girl
Finding the light
Vampires in the attic
Love is murder (Collection of dribbles, multiple couples)
Achilles Heel (A/H oneshot)
Phantoms in the night (A/H oneshot)
Leather and Roses (May be retitled) (A/H oneshot)
Obsession (A/H oneshot)
One good turn deserves another (A/H oneshot)
Brutality (A/H oneshot)
Peanut butter and Jelly (C/S oneshot)
Any stories NOT listed are being continued, finished or one shots.
Okay, so a lot of people have been asking me about my twilight and St Trinian's stories. Here's the gist of it...
Most of my Twilight fics are sitting in the dust. I'm sorry, but while I don't intensely hate it like some people do, I have just sort of lost my love for it. I really doubt I'm going to pick up any of my Twilight fics again, and if I do then it will probably only be I can do this, as I'd honestly prefer to explore a more AU setting.
As for St Trinian's, I still like it so I may pick up some of my fics again. I had some HUGE plans for hospital so I may go back to that one, and I did quite like how Kelly Jones, Head girl and Family Differences were shaping out. But Wedding... Well, I'm honestly ashamed of that fic. It was VERY rushed, not to mention poorly written and extremely OOC, and I am definitely not going to be writing more of that travesty any time soon.
I would also like to apologise to my fellow two bread fans, GypsyRosalie and SlenderPanda, because I know I haven't been the most productive with this fandom recently. But I do still like Joetina and will try and post the fics, just other things have been getting in my way.
To my fellow total drama fans, I want to thank you so much for your support with my fics. I really love being part of this fandom, there are so many great authors that I've encountered. Every single review means a lot to me, and I want to thank all of you sincerely.
OTPS (In order of Favouritism)
2. Joey/Martina (BREAD)
3. Taz/Up (STARSHIP)
OTHER FAVE PAIRINGS: (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
Kelly/ Flash (ST TRINIAN'S)
Pairings I support: (Italics for OTPS)
Total drama: Aleheather, Duncney, Gwent, Chrisney, Scoterra, Bridgeoff/Gidgette, Coderra, BrickxDawn, CourtneyxJustin, JustinxHis reflection, ChrisxHair gel, ChrisxBlainely, GwenxGeoff, Samkota, LindsayxTyler, DJxDawn (Eh, I could sort of see it happening) Zoke, Bawn, Piña Colada (the ship of the Pineapple Alejandro French kissed and Mr Coconut- a very stupid pairing I invented lol)
Bread: Joetina, NelliexDerek, NelliexFreddie, ShiftyxRoxy
Starkid productions: tUp, UmbridgexFirenze, Sweet ToothxPoison Ivy, DuderxTanya, SamixToby, Quirrelmort, BugxFebruary, TootsyxMegagirl, Spayonder, RoachxOverqueen
St Trinian's: Klash, ThwaitesxCamilla, AnnabellexPiers (sort of, anyway)
Harry Potter: RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, AlbusxMinerva, TonksxLupin, BillxFleur, ScorpiusxRose, ArthurxMolly, HermionexKrum, LunaxNeville, Dramione, Drapple, Chickron
Pairings I do NOT support: (Italics for MOST HATED pairings)
Total Drama: Justher, AleCourtney, Chris/Lindsay, Chris/Larry (Seriously???)Gwuncan (Yes, I know everyone LOVES it), Trentney (Really? I mean, REALLY?) JustinxAlejandro, Dunceather, Gwenejandro, AleTyler, Alenoah, AleSierra, AleDuncan, AleCody, Anne MariaxMike, AleOwen, OwenxBlainely, GwenxCourtney, HeatherxCourtney, AlejandroxBlainely, LindsayxTrent, TylerxHeather, Alelindsay, Heather xLindsay, Nother, Codeather, DawnxNoah, AlejandroxJo, ScottxCameron, LightningxCameron, NoahxDj, NoahxDuncan, IzzyxDuncan, LindsayxDuncan, HeatherxTrent, Scourtney
Bread: Shiftina, RoxyxJoey
Starkid productions: PinUp, TazxMegagirl, Spaz, BugUp, FebruaryxTaz, Pez, TanyaxSami, BatmanxRobin, FebruaryxUp, BugxTaz, PincersxBug, PincersxFebruary
St Trinian's: Kellabelle, AndreaxAnnabelle, FlashxPeaches
Characters I like/dislike:
My top 3 characters:
3. Chris: Yeah, yeah, he's evil and all. But seriously, he's hilarious. There would literally be NO show without him.
2. Alejandro: When I first heard that there would be newbies in TDWT, I HATED them. Seriously. Especially, for some apparent reason, Alejandro. I was like "This guy is totally unnecessary, blah blah blah." Then, a few minutes into the 1st episode I was thinking "Hmm, this guy's Okay... No! Stupid Newbie!" Then, it started hinting at Aleheather in about episode 4 or so, and he started getting more evil, and I just gave up trying to hate him. He was just too good a character. Plus, his relationship with Heather clinched it for me.
EDIT: Okay, so in all stars, he dropped so much on my list of favourites after he voted Heather off. But, I had to admit, she kind of did deserve it for severely scarring him. Then, in the next episode, he shot back up again after what happened with him and José. I couldn't be mad at him after that. (I miss his original voice actor, though...)
Honestly, he is SO close to coming first on my list, but my number one fave just has a little bit something more...
Heather is a bitch, no doubt. And in the first season, she was the kind of character I loved to hate- she was a good character, but things about her set my teeth on edge a little, especially when she kissed Trent to upset Gwen. Still, she'd already risen to one of my favourite characters. Second series, and she got so annoyingly overshadowed by Justin and Courtney, and the whole time she was so obsessed with hair (not that I blame her) that everyone else kinda blind-sighted her so she kinda got boring. This was, however, much-needed character development, as after her comeuppance she softened a little bit and stopped being so unrelatable.
Then, TDWT came and BAM. She was back with a vengeance, and this time, while she was still evil, she wasn't as over-the-top. Plus, her character developed so much, especially since she now had a rivalry and a fantastically awesome love/hate thing with Alejandro. Sometimes, she was even forced into the hero position, since the whole cast was up against a new evil (Alejandro). After this series, there was no doubt that she was my favourite. (Although she kinda loses points for WHAT SHE DID IN THE FINALE *cough cough Alejandro *cough cough* Volcano *cough cough]... How could she???)
EDIT: In all stars, I was worried she'd revert back to her original TDI self. Thankfully, she didn't. She still had that little bit of humanity surrounded by a hard shell that made her my favourite.
Although, I have one criticism about her; she looked FAR better with a short ponytail :P
Characters I like: Courtney, Jo, DJ, Noah, Trent, Chef, Scott, Bridgette, Dawn, Izzy, Cody, Geoff, Dakota, Brick, Mr Coconut, Blainely, Sadie,
Characters I'm indifferent or unsure about: Duncan, Tyler, Cameron, Lightning, Eva, Katie, Josh, Interns, LeShawna, Zoey, Mike, Staci, Sierra
Characters I dislike: Gwen, Ezekiel, Anne Maria, Sam, Harold Beth, Owen, LINDSAY (!!!)
My least favourite character: Justin.
OTPS vs NO-TPS in fandoms: My fave pairings vs the pairings I hate, and why I like/dislike them.
I have fallen in love with this pairing. I love how they didn't rush into a relationship or it wasn't based on anything physical; they fell for each other's evil personality. I love the tension, the rivalry and denial, the little slips they both made about liking each other, the fact that you could see their mounting attraction as the show went on... I could go on FOREVER about why I love this pairing. Before Alejandro came into total drama, I could have NEVER imagined Heather with anyone, because all the guys in the show just didn't fit with her. Then along came Alejandro, who was just as evil (if not a tiny bit more) and intelligent as her, and... It just worked. It felt so right, and awesome. I could write thousands of words describing why I love this pairing, but I don't have time, so... Yeah. I hope it stays strong through TDAS and onwards.
I have two majorly hated pairings for total drama, which are:
Where the hell did this pairing come from? Seriously? Okay, so it was more justified when Heather didn't have a partner, but it never, EVER worked for me. Justin just wasn't intelligent enough for Heather, and a smart girl and dumb guy relationship rarely works. Plus, they NEVER interacted. EVER. She never paid him the slightest attention, and the only girl he ever thought was decent enough was Courtney. There was no love, no fluff, no ANYTHING. And despite what people say, I don't think Alejandro is a Justin copy, because Alejandro actually has a personality and brain. Sorry to all the Justin fans out there, but personally Justin never really appealed to me as a character and antagonist.
No, No, NO! This pairing really annoys me because it's just something Courtney constructed in her head when she was on the rebound from Duncan. Alejandro was just using her, as he used Bridgette and LeShawna. So why do people seem to think they had this love affair or something? Alejandro clearly liked Heather at the time he was using Courtney, anyway; remember the cargo hold moment in "Sweden Sour"? Plus, I just don't think Courtney and Alejandro were well suited. Courtney would be better off with someone like Duncan (or Chris) that she can "organise" and tame.
(But not Scott...)
Three words: Flirting. Sweet. Funny.
NOtp: Joey/Roxy and Shiftina
They weren't suited, Roxy was a manipulative (and not in the good way Alejandro from total drama is, the annoying whiny guilt-trippy way) cow who only wanted Joey so she could change him, and this was an unnecessary addition to the show. Their relationship destroyed Joey's character.
Okay, so it was more understandable when they first met and he pretended to be nice, but I'm actually annoyed at Martina for this one, because numerous times she went back to him, even after he used her and broke her heart. She could have done much better.
Ye Olde History of My fangirling...e.
I joined fanfiction
My favourite fandoms: Twilight, Making Fiends
My OTP: Bella/Edward
My favourite fandoms: Twilight, St Trinians
My OTP: Kel/Flash
My favourite fandoms: Bread, Twilight
My OTP: Joetina
2013: SO FAR...
My favourite fandoms: Total drama
My OTP: Aleheather
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
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