Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
hey, i'm Tia-leigh. i love Twilght like loads!;DD
╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.
(;..;) This is VampireBunny.
(")_(")He likes Twilight too!
If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling?!"
Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him silly
until he admitts that Bella and Edward belong together,and that you are the coolest person ever.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy
.I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy ,my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus'sarms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this in your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME, actaully OH MY EMMETT :D)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullensmight be playingbaseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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10 REASONS TO LOVE EDWARD CULLEN
1. He makes an effort to know what you are feeling if he can't read your mind
2. He’s too faithful to go to a strip club
3. He doesn't kill people anymore
4. He always tries to make the best decisions for the good of people he cares about
5. He sparkles
6. He or Bella wasn't blonde and they had a kid so who needs to be blonde
7. He does his best to be moral and logical
8. He fought down his family to save Bella
9. He ignores Rosalie's mean thoughts and Emmett's inappropriate ones
10. He’s a vampire! (not really the best reason in my opinion)
don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.