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Joined 08-24-10, id: 2510599, Profile Updated: 08-11-12
Author has written 3 stories for Gorillaz, Sonic the Hedgehog, High School Musical, and Discworld.

Formerly: SuzukiMethodZombiePwn

Ugh, just so it's known, I almost never ever use this anymore. Come check me out on deviantART. There's where I'm most active, and I'm not half bad at art. Username: GuerillaChord

Music: Gorillaz, Blur, Muse, Lily Allen, Placebo, Sneaker Pimps, IAMX, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, The Sex Pistols, The Dresden Dolls, Florence The Machine, Lamb

Favourite Films: The Avengers, Pan's Labyrinth, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Disappearance Of Alice Creed, 4321, Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Let The Right One In, The Lovely Bones, Bedazzled, Spirited Away, The Infidel, Queen Of The Damned and the Underworld series, Sucker Punch.

Favourite T.V. shows: Code Lyoko, Fringe, Ab Fab, Doctor Who, Miranda, Adventure Time, Sherlock, and Soul Eater.

Favourite Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series, Rise Of The Ogre, The Dirk Gently series, Animal Farm,The Northern Lights Series, anything by Terry Pratchett, The Night World series, the Adrian Mole series, the complete series of The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Winkie, 1984, Animal Farm, Beyond The Deepwoods and the Artemis Fowl Series.

Favourite Misc. : Homestuck

I have a sister. She exists here: OddSakura Go check her out if you like Sonic The Hedgehog and Harry Potter and actually quite a lot of things. She's not half bad ;]

Basically, I got this account because I've wanted to be a writer since i was eight. I think this would be really good for me to get some critical feedback from my target audience and help me to become a better author all-round. So PLEASE review. It was the whole POINT of me doing this.

Favourite Quotes:

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." - Douglas Adams

"I don’t care about your pain. Entertain me, or go home." - Murdoc Niccals


"watching Andrew Hussie tweet things makes me want to get off the internet and do stuff. "How to Stop Homestucking and Start Living."" -- "No, do not do that. stay on the internet. continue homestucking. obey obey obey." - Andrew Hussie responding to a fan via Twitter.

"Sorry I wrote all this stuff about killing you. Hope the last song makes up for it." Gerard Way

"That's what you learn in the army. The enemy doesn't really want to fight you, 'cos the enemy is mostly blokes like you who want to go home with all their bits still on. But officers'll get you killed." - Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment.

"Let's get FRIZZICAL!!!" - My lovely, gingery, best mate.

“You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.” - Murdoc Niccals

"Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn't developed all those filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don't expect to see." - Douglas Adams

"I have at least seven different types of cheese in my lunchbox today." - Again, my ginger best friend

"You remember when you were a little kid and you would look at the clouds in the sky as the sunlight bounced off them. And something that simple would make you feel a part of everything and all alone at the same time. And that feeling's got something you can never put into words so you spend your whole life chasing it; making Carols, taking pictures, painting... whatever, in the hope that other people will understand that sense or... feeling. As creative entities we look for signs of life outside ourselves, for a connection to... alleviate the sense of solitude. That's why we all do what we do, whether we know of it ourselves or not." -2D (... Marry me 'D.)

“I write in short quick spurts of manic creativity, which are followed by spells of borderline writer's block where the writing comes really painfully and laboriously. I’m sure it's a universal experience for anyone who writes, but it's difficult to get out of, you can't just wish it away - it just disappears when it's had enough. It’s completely independent of whether I’m happy or blue, up or down. It tends to lift as soon as I stop fixating on it. You can't chase the muse, or you'll scare it away.” - Cathy Davey (I think we all know exactly what you mean...)

“Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?” - Douglas Adams

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Douglas Adams

"Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer. The equivalent of walking up behind a human being and going, ‘Blood...blood...blood...blood...blood...blood...’" - Douglas Adams

Couples I enjoy:

Marceline x Princess Bubblegum (OT fuckin P)

Ulrich x Yumi (OTP)

Lyra x Will (OTP)

Rose Tyler x 10th Doctor (OTP)

Maka x Soul (OTP)

Liz x Kid

Tiffany Aching x Preston

Hope x Vanille (OTP)

Fang x Vanille

HOMESTUCK-WISE (oh boy...) :


Karkat (matesprit, kismesis) Terezi -- (OTP)

Gamzee (moirail) Karkat

Sober!Gamzee (kismesis) Terezi (weirdly kinda OTP? ohgod)

Vriska (kismesis) Terezi

Dave (moirail, matesprit) Terezi

Dave x Rose OTP) (I do not count ectosiblings, that is just cheating, Hussie >81 )

John x Jade

Vriska (matesprit) John

Gamzee (matesprit) Tavros

Vriska (matesprit, kismesis) Tavros (OTP)

Kanaya (matesprit) Rose

Sollux (matesprit, moirail) Aradia (OTP)

Nepeta (moirail) Equius

Kanaya (matesprit, moirail) Vriska

And I will essentially just ship all the alpha kids with each other shamelessly (especially Dirk and Roxy ngh babies.)

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 13986 - Favs: 18,522 - Follows: 17,873 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
First Date by Atrusa Solaris reviews
When Noodle brings a guy home to Kong Studios before a date, the men of the Gorillaz have to face the fact that their little Noodle is growing up but not without opening various cans of worms in the process...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,033 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Noodle
The Most Dangerous of All by Julesyo reviews
Artemis has moved on from fairies... to vampires and werewolves. The Cullens and the pack have met their match- in a 14 year old boy. A boy with the capacity to start a war between himself and 3 groups of magical creatures. After TP/During Eclipse
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Artemis F.
Gorillaz vs Cleverbot by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
All four Gorillaz meet the Cleverbot. Hilarity ensues. One member per chapter. Who will outsmart the Cleverbot? Who is the ultimate dunce? Who ends up confusing who? Is artificial intelligence really all that great? Rated T for Gorillaz language! ;D enjoy
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
You Know You're a Gorillaz Fan When by mukashimukashi reviews
100 shameless scenarios. Don't deny.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Sonic Tells Amy by Klinestife reviews
Sonic tells Amy what he truly thinks about her. R&R plz!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Gorillaz: Pills, Bass Guitars, and a Lightsaber by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
This one takes place in Phase 1. 2D gives Noodle some of his pills to cure a headache. This is followed by a series of misfortiune misunderstandings and silly events.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
First Impressions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,992 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Phase 2's Average 2DNoodle Romance in 800 Words! by vivisect reviews
I have condensed several 20 chapter stories about romance between 2D and Noodle in 800 words! Now included: the same unsatisfactory feeling! Please use with a grain of salt . Contains swearing.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
And What a Wave Must Be by Nebbity reviews
Nothing exists without contrast. 2D and the Cyborg spend a day on the beach. No pairings.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - 2D, Android Noodle - Complete
2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
Gorillaz: Duckling by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
2D spends the day with his companion he pulled out of a box the day before. No parings.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - 2D, Noodle
The Ugly Truth by CieloCrimisi reviews
Oneshot. Bella makes a startling discovery about Edward in the meadow. With their passionate love be enough to pull them through?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sonic the Parody 2 by Mystery002 reviews
Author insertion, High School fic, OOC, and even more terrible content than the original. Read at your own risk.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Sonic the Parody by Mystery002 reviews
Mary Sues, bad plots, OOC characters, ridiculous pairings, poor grammar, illogical events - it's all going down.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Mary Sue, You Must Die by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
PG-13 to be safe. Filk to American Pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
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The Monsters Under My Bed reviews
Susan, Hedgehogs, Firepokers, and irreplaceable yet grossly ostentatious jewels: In short, the reasons why Sonic and Shadow should never have came here...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sonic, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
The Newest School Musical reviews
Due to an unforeseen incident, the Gorillaz are stranded in America. Until they find a way home, Noodle is enrolled into a local school. When she's through, they won't know what hit them. Rated K for Murdoc's mouth.
Crossover - Gorillaz & High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2010
First Meeting reviews
Cute little Oneshot about how Murdoc met 2D. Not the time you're thinking of, this goes way back. First fic, so no flames please. Based on a picture called Starshine by the lovely Kinpatsu Yasha on deviantart :
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete