kyabetsu
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Joined 08-11-02, id: 251061
Author has written 10 stories for Ninja Turtles.

Hey guys,

S'been forever and a few lifetimes, but I'm back. Back?Yes. BACK. Where I've been and what I've done and seen is best not talked about, but yes. Take my word for it, I was an ff.net-er back in the DAY when they allowed NC-17 fics on this site. My, how times have changed.

If any of you are from "back in the day," you may remember that I'm the author with that epic... Hanami? and it's never-completed Never-Never-Land sequel? Well, don't hold your breath. I've been away so long, and written so much in the meantime, that I just can't get back into those stories. Not as they are... I'm actually re-vamping them, ironing out the cliches, rearranging the plot, adding some common sense and some continuity... and basically, you'll never recognize the stories anymore, but you will recognize the characters. So yeah. That's the far and distant goal. I'm not posting any of that until the WHOLE thing is finished. I promised my edittor.

In the meantime, my fairytale fics are worth a chuckle or two. I'm collaborating on a really dark and terrifying peice with Meira-Bates under a joint-penname: "PeasnCarrots." I'm also sporatically throwing out funny one-shots and reviews that are prolly too damn long.

But yes. I'm back. I look forward to meeting everyone who's showed up since I left, and HOPEFULLY bumping into old friends.

--kya

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the 2007 CGI movie, but elements of the 2K3 and Mirage comics have been thrown in for funsies. Rated M for mature due to the adult content including sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of a ninja turtle's naughty bits. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,507 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Ship of Fools by Swallowraven reviews
Keep them tightly bound, and keep them weak. These creatures are very fast and powerful...and they will be desperate. Received 1st place for Best Raphael Scene, 2nd place for Best New Story in 2006 Fanfic Comp, 1st place for Best Ongoing Story in 2007.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Rainy Day Friends by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Usagi comes to Leonardo for help as he is targeted by an unknown enemy. Usagi:Leonardo. COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Leonardo - Complete
Say it Ain't So by Ryan Phelan reviews
Mikey has a disturbing vision of the future. A quick little oneshot I just had to write.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Making The Grade by Splinter reviews
A Splinter and Donnie story. How can young Donatello make Splinter understand that he knows just about everything? It's gonna take awhile.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
What you see is what you get by Natsuko1978 reviews
Just what is the inner Raphael like?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Plague by Sassyblondexoxo reviews
Something horrible is attacking the city of New York...and it's spreading quickly. Winner of 2005 Fanfic Awards Best Horror and second place Best Story of the Year.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005
Sins of the Father by Lashana Inferno reviews
On the run from an abusive father, Cassie and Alex stumble their way into the depths of Manhattan, and into the protection of a certain Clan of saviours. When their father starts looking for them, how far will one sister go to protect those she cares for?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/6/2003
Appellation by Dierdre reviews
Names define. They shape our lives and form the very foundation of our identities, so why did Splinter choose the names he did for each of his sons?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Splinter - Complete
The Female of the Species by Red Lioness reviews
Formerly 'Rapture of the Deep'. The continuing adventures of the TMNT plus some very um . . . 'interesting' original characters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,596 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004
Duty Bound by MidnightHeir reviews
Leo's journal. Culture clashes, frank opinions, doubts. This is a DARK piece. Problem 1 A warrior draws his sword to draw blood, and no other reason, right?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
In Between by jaxink reviews
Donatello reminds his brothers, Raph in particular, that he's not always who they make him out to be. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
What's Your Poison? by CharlieCaller reviews
Mikey's family are in disbelief when he returns to the lair drunk one night. But as the situation unfolds, they find that things are not all they seem. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,866 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Michelangelo - Complete
Bad Places by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Leonardo returns battered physically and mentally from a bad place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,177 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Kids Never Cease To Amaze by Purple Aussie reviews
Splinter gets a shock from one of his young sons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2004
Her by Carrie S reviews
When you don't know the whole picture, it's easy for your vision to get skewed. Will a complex misunderstanding destroy the friendship between two brothers? Raph and Mike centric. As of 43007: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK! This fic is NOT abandoned!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002
Meet Anna Cambell by Sasami1 reviews
The introduction of a new turtle. ORIGINAL IDEA TO THE MAX!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Donatello's Essay by Red Tale reviews
This is just a cute Donatello story from when they are younger. Don't usually write stories like this, so I have no idea where it came from.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Donatello - Complete
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Drabble 1 reviews
Humorous substance abuse. It's only 100 words, if i do a real summary, you've read the whole thing!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
BLUE BOOK reviews
One shot. Quasi chibi fiction. Leonardo has a journal.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue: Lather, Rinse, Repeat reviews
A fiction about human nature, the laws of causality, basic physics, and general common sense.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
JACKPOT reviews
Michaelangelo brings home a lottery ticket and gets his wish.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
JUST A BIG OL' SOFTIE reviews
Raphael's got the lair to himself, and after a full 3 days of doing whatever he wants, he's EXHAUSTED. What does it take to get a little SLEEP? Rated PG for Raph's mouth, but G situations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/28/2004
NeverNeverLand reviews
Sequel to HANAMI -- much shorter. They're going home... CHAPTER 17 -- (SCHWARTZENNAGGER voice) TOLD you i'd be BACH.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Well, you asked for it... well, truthfully, YOU probably didn't, but SOMEBODY did and now that it's done, you might as well read it. :) review review review! Review for kyabetsu!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2002
Raphael and the Firebird reviews
heh. heh. I hope you know your fairy tales 'cause I did it again. ps. no turtles were REALLY harmed in the making of this piece of, e-hem, fluff. Oh and I'm not to sure if I crossed the line on this one w/ the rating, please take it w/ a grain of salt
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2002
Snow White reviews
I wrote something with only one chapter. :) heh heh.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002
Hanami reviews
Do you honestly think that TGRI generated that ooze, but didn't test it? -- Chapters 41 -- IT"S FINISHED>IT"S FINISHED wheeeeeeee. DoneDoneDoneDone.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002