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For all people who feel for the Christchurch quake victims, were involved in the quake or know someone effected by the quake, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name. To show our support and sympathy, RIP to the lives lost. --Smily08

Hi, today was the second Christchurch quake in New Zealand, I'm fine as is my family. I was in a town near by when it happened.

Hey Guys I just figured out how to change my profile :) Wooooo

Ummm, a bit about me

I love animals

My fav colour is blue

I do dancing, play netball and read a lot.

I am 16 years old

Oh and I'm amazingly weird and addicted to fan fiction because of my friend, she knows who she is. lol

Oh and I am the queen of laughing loudly, awesome ae?

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Whose rear am I kicking babe?"

Awwww how cute, any boyfriends like that out there can be mine lol. If I ever find a guy like this I am never letting him go... EVER!!! But he doesn't have to call when he goes to bed and wakes up that will just annoy me.

Twilight Survey

Bella or Alice

Alice

Emmett or Jasper

Emmet

Edward or Jacob

Edward

New Moon or Eclipse

Eclipse

Twilight or Breaking Dawn

Twilight

Esme or Emily

Esme

Carlisle or Charlie

Carlisle

Rosalie or Tanya

Rosalie

Rosalie or Alice

Alice

Mike or Edward

Edward

Tyler or Eric

Tyler

Eric or Mike

Mike

Team Jacob or Team Edward

Team Edward!!!!

Porsche or Volvo

Porsche

'55 Chevy or Volvo

'55 Chevy

Werewolves or Vampires

Vampires

Movie or Book

Book

Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob

Bella and Edward

Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite

Bella's Lullaby

50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do(but probably do anyway)

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't. (unless they're also a fan...)

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forrest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin.

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooottttttttttttttttt' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes... Yukky *shivers*

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny. (I would he he he)

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angsty boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'... (Tempting)

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.

I have actualy done a few of those whoops.

20 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Okay, who actually wants to try this?

Things to do on an Elevator

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." (cool idea, try this when wearing jandles/sandles, without socks)

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

ACTUAL Labels on Products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(I'm not even going to ask)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!) lol!!!!!!!!

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(aw really)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!) Ha ha ha

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) Whose body lol

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(where wlse could you use it)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(how did you guess)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.) lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

I left in the stuff in the brackets and changed/added lols although I'm pretty sure someone wrote it especially for their profile but I stole it. Mwa ha ha ha!!!!! Lol I got slightly carried away with copying and pasting these onto my profile, there was some really sad ones and so I didn't get them cos yeah it made me sad. Well wasn't that fun I like died of laughing when I read them.

Thank you for reading my weird profile. Please come again. :) :) :)

Lol I just read my profile again it's even funnier than the first time, oh and I'm one of those people who have like insanely long profiles.

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch anounced that it was uncool to breathe. Post this on you profile if you are the 8% that would be rolling abound on the floor laughing.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say PARAMORE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say VAMPIRE DIARIES
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

1. FULL FIRST NAME: Charlotte I'm not telling you my other name you weenie

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Charlotte from Charlotte's web, my sister helped to name me

3. SIBLING NAMES: Again, I'm not telling
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Um no idea probably when I was last annoyed at the world lol

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? No


6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Uh yuk, pass

7. KIDS? For the future... Um dunno probably none "(They are alway sticky even if they havent touched anything sticky)

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Totally
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Nope, after many failed attempts I gave up
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yup
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If I was brave enough
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Um Milo cereal
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? nope

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? nope

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Uh boyzonberry ripple (not spelt right)
17. SHOE SIZE? Lol I have little feet, I'm size 5 or 35 (I don't know what size I am in other countries this is just NZ)
18. RED OR PINK? Red I hate pink
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Um my belly, isn't that a funny word
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Um my old best friends, they turned into weenies and I have better ones now but I still miss them
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? yes join the club man
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? brown shorts and no shoes but I have navy school socks on, I had exam today, it was boring as

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Um some juicy fruits gum
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The news my mum's watching it
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Ready to think I'm an old lady, Roses fresh
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Um some random person who wanted to speak to my dad
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? How hot they are

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Um I don't really know them I stole it
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Lemonade because I'm so exciting

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Netball
32. EYE COLOR? Blue
33. HAT SIZE? I have no idea
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?nope
35. FAVORITE FOOD? pizza, to be original lol not
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Eat pray love, It was awesome and so sweet
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Um jeans that I modified
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
40. HUGS OR KISSES? depends on the person
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Um, chocolate

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
I actually have no idea what they mean by this
2. What is your favourite possession?
My little wee bucket (don't worry only certain people know what I mean)
3. Do you own a gun?
No… I don't think they would let me own a gun lol You would know what I mean if you met me

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
You are an asshole
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
"Snoopies Christmas"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water
9. Can you do a push up?
Yes, arn't I buff
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes, ish
11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
My two doller ring from an A&P show
12. Do you take painkillers?
Sometimes if I'm sick
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I don't have one I have very limited luring power
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
No

15. What's your name?
Charlotte

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Crap what are three thoughts, Lol man I'm funny, and Crap what accidents has happened (something on the news)
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Gum, A top and some sunnies
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Uh water, tea and uhhhh more water
19. Current worry?
IF I got my exam question right
20. Current hate?
Exams they suck ass
21. Favourite place(s) to be?
On my farm, in my room
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
It was my sisters 21st Birthday which was amazingly boring and i talked to my grandma about her cat, I'm exciting ae?
23. Where would you like to go?
England, France, Italy, Hawaii, Canada, Greece probably several other places
24. Do you own slippers?
Yup they are blue and fluffy
25. What shirt are you wearing?
I'm wearing my school dress and shorts
26. Favourites color(s)?
Blue
27. Are you gay?
Nope
28. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, very loudly, and if you ask me to stop I will sing louder!!!
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
A canabil, someone told me a scary story about them.
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Ones with little people on them that my nana gave me.
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
Uh I fell off a desk and smacked my arm on a chair...(don't ask)
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Courtney, lol
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Alice
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Lol no i'm a bit too weird for most people sadly
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yup If I see them
36. What is your favourite candy?
I duno, chocolate
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Mine by Taylor Swift I think but I havent thought about it much
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
No idea I don't wanna think about it
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Um sleeping what else would I be doing, I don't have that exciting a life
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Man I'm tired

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, lets.go.to.our.meadow, Smily08

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this. Ish I lose hope sometimes

Edward Cullen: Hotter, Spicier, and Sexier than you since 1901

I have read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse more than 8 times...wow I love those flaming books... and I'm Team Edward 100 percent!

You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy this into your profile (mine is Twilight related! ;-) )

If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile. (Now it will just say :you know the drill)

If you've ever talked to yourself, you know the drill.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!).If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Something that I have done that was crazy... I got mad at the New Moon book because it was so sad and made me depressed whenever I thought about it. I know I'm slightly strange. :)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Random Sayings

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

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Love Lost by Eminnis reviews
Okay, so this is set about six months after The Host, and everything's peaceful. Until the unthinkable happenes. Ian is captured, and a soul is soon controling his body and actions. Can Wanda save him? And will Ian be strong enough to resist? R&R, please!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Comedy Of Romeo And Juliet by Iamnotcomplete reviews
Rebelious trust fund baby Edward Masen and strong willed Bella Swan, two complete opposites, are thrown together during a theatre project and things become... complicated. "Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts" AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My only thought by jemster23 reviews
Life as a superstar isn't all its cracked up to be. But all that is about to change.When Edward meets Bella he is immediately smitten. Its getting her to understand that which proves the problem. Is that too big of an ask, even for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,933 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Pin Your Wings Down by BeautifulMoreSo reviews
Bella is leaving behind a mess of a life and diving into a world of hysterics, adventure, and maybe even a few surprises with her move to the big city of Chicago. Moving into an apartment with her two best friends is going to prove to be a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,144 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Vampires Are Made Of by fantasyandmusicperson1 reviews
Bella's life fell apart after Edward left her but some surprises come her way, causing her to leave Forks. A year later, Edward and his family come back to find out Bella had died two weeks after he'd left. The Cullens are upset until Jasper gets a call.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,494 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Personal Maid by BlackaddictReader reviews
Edward has just booked the penthouse suite at Bella's grandparents hotel. "if a resident chooses he or she can have their own personal helper." who does our boy choose? And who calls him a jackass? That's right...Bella. Suck at Summaries. T for paranoia
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tough Bosses and Hyper Friends by sparkles107 reviews
Bella wants to be a designer,but for that she must work for Mr Cullen so that all the doors are open for her. The thing is, she has to last atleast a year with him, and he doesnt keep his secretaries for long. Chapters get better as they go, I promise :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,841 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
His Girl by 19-twilight-fan-93 reviews
Bella Swan, decided to drive from New York to her hometown of Forks, Washington, to surprise her parents for Christmas. Little did she know that helping a stanger out along the way could land her in some serious trouble. Rated T. AU. OOC. E/B. HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Need by 3wordsnevertold reviews
It's been 90 years since the last time Bella saw Edward. She's worked hard on putting up her wall. But what happens when Edward and his family return to Forks where Bella works? Please Read! It's better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,498 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Trip by TJE reviews
Bella's vacation ends up being quite different than what she'd expected when she crosses paths with actor, Anthony Cullen. ExB. All Human. OOC. AU. Canon pairings. Romance/Humor/Drama. Rated for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 217,356 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
First Impressions by hazel lyn 17 reviews
Everybody knows that all first impressions almost never go as planned, and when the famous Edward Cullen moves to the tiny town of Forks and meets the spirited Bella Swan, they immediately get off on the wrong foot. Full Summary inside... R & R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,831 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Totally Irresistible by Baby Shadow reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,455 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Rags To Riches by Markiee reviews
ON HOLD Bella, a new College student with her Two Brothers EMxJ. She is touchy and bitchy around confident and arrogant Edward, will the changes in their lives bring them together or further apart? Will love Conquer all? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This time is ours by Ms Fanpire reviews
Bella moves from Phoenix to Seattle to live with her besties Alice and Rosalie for a fresh start after her boyfriend cheats on her. BxE, RxEM & AxJ All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Back to the Beginning by ali1122 reviews
Bella returns to Forks and is reunited with her childhood friends, including the love of her life. what happens when the exciting reuniion isn't as pleasant as Bella had hoped? might be rated M here and there, haven't decided
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,975 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
Becoming A Vegetarian by ValGal95 reviews
Newborn Bella hates the monster she has become. When she meets the Cullen family, they graciously offer her shelter and help. With the Cullens as her guide, Bella embarks on the difficult journey of becoming a vegetarian. Will she also find true love? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,997 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Neighbor Boy by legallyblondex reviews
Bella, her best friend & her father move to a new town to start fresh. Huge house, great school, and cute neighbor. The downside? The neighbor's an asshole, a very cute asshole though. She knows she's beyond screwed. AH*OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Letters by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Bella moves out of her childhood home in Forks, but leaves a box of letters to her future husband behind. Carlisle gets a new job in Forks and moves the family into Bella's old house. Who will find the box of letters? Will they decide to read them? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,621 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scene It by absolutely ordinary reviews
Alternate/extended scenes and alternate POVs from the saga. Each chapter is a new, separate scene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010
Not Kissable by patiicm reviews
Bella gets frustrated with Edward because he is not kissing her the ways she wants him to. As a result of Bella's frustration they make a bet. Let's see whose will wavers first. T to be safe. Post Eclipse - Pre Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Made For You by twilight-paramore reviews
Bella Swan is one of the greatest journalists in Seattle. She was assigned to interview ellusive Edward Cullen, but ended up getting into more than she signed up for. Edward just might be the one made for her, after being thrown together in a strange way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,316 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by StAR GirL EmmZzzZZ reviews
Edward makes a bet to see if he can get the one girl who hates him -Bella- to sleep with him. He didn't expect to fall in love on the way. What happens when Bella finds out at prom that she was just a bet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the End by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
Sequel to "Only the Beginning". Bella and Edward must face more challenges in order to be together. But can they do it? Will they end up... happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Disjointed by unscenced reviews
When Edward finnally returns to Forks 80 years after he left Bella, What will he find there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nameless Soul by RememberTheMoon reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Victoria finds Bella and changes her. Will the Cullens find out what happened to Bella? Will Bella ever see them again? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13354 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 5,997 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Only the Beginning by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were two. After Bella's parents divorced, and she was moved to Phoenix, Bella failed to visit her long lost friend. So when she returns to Forks, why doesn't he remember? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,392 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Win A Heart by LA218 reviews
Lipstick,check,mascara,check,cute...ish outfit,check. Getting ready in the mornings was always a long and tedious process,but it didnt matter. If this was the type of girl Edward liked, then so be it. If it ment that he'd like me, I'd do anything...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,305 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
New Beginnings by MissElmo reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn the Cullens return to Forks. They are starting their lives over, but as always they run into trouble. They find that they wont be the only vampires in Forks for long.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Time Reminds Us by twilight-paramore reviews
Bella moved to Jacksonville to escape the life she lived in Forks, including forgetting the one she thought loved her, Edward. Now, she has moved back, attending college in Seattle. When familair faces start showing up, Bella worries about seeing Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,461 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geek and the Cardboard Girl by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella unexpectedly meets Edward, someone's who's a bit of a geek and has a tendency to suffer from word vomit. Despite this, she finds that he actually starts to brighten her day... AH/AU/BPOV and EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,368 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Young Love by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella is four years old, and abandoned. Edward is 23 and a pure blooded vampire who finds the lost girl. Soon Bella is living with Edward. Having a four year old girl living with a vampire will prove to be a challenge. Read as years pass and love blooms
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Matter: Edward's Eclipse by AMusefan77 reviews
Eclipse from Edward's point of view. Follows canon and will cover the entire book. Corresponds with a story I have on Twilighted called Event Horizon. You don't need to read it first, but I would love it if you did. Rated for language and violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,338 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cross my Heart by vampire-wolfgirl1 reviews
Takes place in New Moon. Bella sees through Edward's lies and brings out some old acting skills. What will Edward's reaction be? Will he still leave? One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming of you by jemster23 reviews
When critic Bella is roped into interviewing Hollywood actor Edward Cullen, he is anything but the arrogant star she expected him to be.Even more surprising is the fact that he genuinely seems to like her.Is it too good to be true or can dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Tua Cantante by christiep reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Day of School by Sirena32 reviews
Bella is afraid to go back to school since she's become a vampire. She doesn't want to end up killing any students. I'm not really sure if it's good, I'm no Stephenie Meyer. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dare by twilight-stalker97 reviews
I swallowed my pride and walked over to the God on one of Seattles green park benches. "Excuse me Mr." I said brusquely. He looked up from his newspaper startled. He had the most amazing green eyes. "Yes?" He asked. "You're in my seat."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightmare by dolanabby99 reviews
What if it wasn't Jasper that attacked Bella in New Moon, what if it was Edward? rated T for possible language in the future.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love and Other Lies by BookWorm4Life17 reviews
Bella,a cynical writer,is attempting to pen a novel on what "really" happens when people fall in love. Edward,her best friend's British cousin and romantic,is amused at her negative view of love.He befriends the young writer in attempt to change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,332 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Forgive by hnnaus reviews
What if Bella didn't forgive Edward right away after Italy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,305 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
What You Want by twiheartfan17 reviews
Bella is Edwards best friend. She is in love with him. He is a player and too blind to see her. Will he realize bella or will it already be too late. I know bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Avoidance Leads to Embracing OS by xSirenSongx reviews
Entry in the SCENE STEALERS CONTEST- SUMMARY: When Edward says he's ditching class, Bella becomes curious. What happens when she questions him then also ditches? Here is the telling of their day. TWILIGHT Ch 5
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love As We Know It by kaybee07 reviews
Bella's a college graduate looking for a new roommate. She decides moves in with her best friend's brother and his dog not at all looking for love. What happens when it comes knocking on her doorstep anyway? All Human. E/B, A/J, R/E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,216 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Door by LolfJacob reviews
I'm filled with confusion, hurt, sorrow, betrayal, rejection and denial. I force my brain to shove my emotions to the side no matter how much I am hurting right now. I take a deep breath and try to extinguish the fire within.Twist on E&B break up.Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in the Restaurant by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
Bella Swan opens up a new Italian restaurant. Coincidently Edward Cullen owns a music shop across the street. Edward is Bella's first customer. "Well I'll leave you to eat. I'll come and check you out later." AH/AU. Fluffy Humour
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,189 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Save you by Can you handle a Lunar Eclipse reviews
I'm terrible at summaries so you'll have to read it! Sorry, Please review. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Our Way Back Together by thamker reviews
Bella and Edward meet in High School. They lose contact but when fate brings them back together what will happen will they make the most of it or will they lose out on a second chance of love. All human Canon pairing. BxE AxJ ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
New Eclipse: Fire & Ice by D3c0d3x reviews
Bella decides she needs a break from both Edward and Jacob. How will Edward handle it if she decides to try to fall for a human boy? Will he let her pretend to be happy, or prove he's better for her than him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
Never Known by magicaltears reviews
Ever have a life changing moment? I did when I was 13. I grew up with my parents Renee and Charlie and my friends the Cullens...until I was 13...That's the day I was kidnapped.BPOV.AH. What happens to Bella when she finds her family again. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,777 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stalker of My Heart by Psycholips reviews
Edward Cullen, next in line to be mafia boss wants shy Bella Swan. And he always gets what he wants. Even if she thinks he's a creepy stalker. Very dark Edward but sweet at the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
What do you want, Superstar? by Death by Nutella reviews
AH.Edward and Bella were best friends,until Edward left to star in a movie.3 years later, he's back, now Bella hates him for breaking every promise he ever made. Will he gain back her trust? Now owned by frizzle1872 xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sweetest Thing by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Renesmee's first birthday brings about thoughts of regret, sacrifices and eternity. Oh, and there's a cake, too. Bittersweet fluff post Breaking Dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Mistake by flute player1997 reviews
Alice made a mistake that lead to a punishment. Contains a bit of work but it isn't sever and is essential for the story. Slight humor with one swearword.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alice - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Colours of the Dark by PamsLittleSister reviews
Bella is left on the Cullen's doorstep as an infant. Raised as Rose and Emmett's daughter, and the Cullen's as her extended family. How will Bella adjust to normal life when her family are vampires? And how with the Cullen's cope with teenage Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Behind a Dollar by moogledoodler reviews
Finding the man of her dreams before 30 has been Bella's life goal for long. In a moment of impulse, she wrote her number behind a dollar and trusted fate to bring it to her soulmate. Will fate lend her a helping hand? Read and find out! RXR. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Dark Blue by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room while I'm here with you?" A stuffy work event with all the people Ms. Swan would care less to spend her evening with until a certain Mr. Mason comes to liven it up. I fail at summarys, just read the story : AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My so called life by jemster23 reviews
Life in quiet old forks is about to get a lot more interesting with the arrival of the new chief of medicine at forks general and the family he brings along with him. What will Bella's response be to his son, the charismatic Doctor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Wine by flo4ever reviews
“That one,” he said in a low voice. “It has a nice aroma. Strawberry and Vanilla. It suits you.” One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exceptions by canvasghost reviews
AH. Bella Swan is having a rough night, so when an smooth-talking bartender starts giving her life advice, she can't help but have some difficulty accepting it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starting Again by lou-thewriter reviews
A Story about Bella's second first day of school at a new high school in Alaska. Told from Bella's point of view. Rated T for sex.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Coffee Changes Everthing reviews
Set when Bella and Edward are in their early 20's and meet at a cafe in Forks. What could happen? First story written, all human. : Please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Bella, Edward