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Joined 08-25-10, id: 2511122, Profile Updated: 08-27-10

Hello. Hola. Bonjour. Aloha. Howdy.

About Me:

- Contrary to what my name may imply, I am not a plastic pig.
- I sleep with a teddy bear.
- I have a hat shaped like a donkey head that I wear in public to embarrass my family.
- I don't trust goats.
- I don't trust people who trust goats.
- I am human shaped.
- I am not Southern, though I tend to twang when bored.
- I prefer ninjas over pirates and Chuck Norris over the Most Interesting Man in The World.
- Por grammer nd speling make I maad?

- I shower naked.

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Beginning of Forever by JulesSC reviews
Chicago, 1988. Tempe, 14 year old foster child. Seeley, 16 year old jaded junior. Can these two help each other and change each other's lives? BB, of course.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 301,350 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
All Roads Lead Home by RositaLG reviews
He had thought about this moment for years, what he would say to her when the inevitable day came that they finally ran into one another. He had written a thousand scripts in his head over the years, each one unique, but they were all gone now. Futurefic
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,086 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Healing Two Souls by cmol8806 reviews
AU:Temperance Brennan is almost eighteen and entering her last foster home after barely surviving her last one. Seeley Booth is just returned from war, with new nightmares. What happens when they meet? I know sounds bad, but give it a chance.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,172 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Light in the Darkness by justanothersquint reviews
"It's just- it's like I'm meeting you for the first time. You're different somehow." Short multi-part story.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - T. Brennan, L. Sweets
Anger is a Passion by jenlovesbones reviews
"Sweets: Striking Booth indicated the depth of your feelings for him. It was a very passionate act. Booth: Did you hear that? Passion! Brennan: Yes, passion, because anger is a passion!" -Series of therapeutic one-shots to comfort Season 6 weary souls.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,168 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Tell Them All by and she knew love reviews
Post-finale. B&B have come to an understanding about themselves, but how do they break the news to the rest of the squint squad? Because Angela is sure to freak out and Max is sure to shoot someone. Follow-up to "Revolution." B&B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Hiatus by AllysonH reviews
So what happens in the hiatus, right after the season six finale airs? This story follows them every day, starting from that last scene. Things are going to change for Booth and Brennan, but how will they handle it? This story will be updated often!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,382 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Change in the Finale by TheZygomaticArch reviews
A different way to end season 3. The night Brennan is told Booth is dead, she finds herself at his apartment. What happens when our not dead agent shows up? He never thought he'd find this...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Jaded Elysium by Seralis reviews
Very AU. New York, 1923. She's the girl on the street, getting by the hard way in a slum of corruption and crime. He's the cop who wants to save her. Booth/Brennan. Reposted by request. Originally posted August 2006.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Living Well is the Best Revenge by RositaLG reviews
6x09 spoilers. First chapter: post 6x09. Following chapters will be AU. Brennan decides to make a conscious effort to change her life and move on.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
There's a New Line in Town by Dispatch22705 reviews
An incredibly late b-day gift for pal JunkieCat, this one- shot story takes a look at how B&B might try to ensure some distance between them, when all they really want is to be together. Spoiler-ish up through Hole in the Heart. Mostly lighthearted.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I'll Tell You What You Already Know by ohtheconfession reviews
Booth/Brennan. I wrote this after seeing a certain promo picture for 6x22 but I hadn't watched the 6x22 promo at the time so it's all speculation. Spoilers for season six, so you'll have to click to know what this is about !
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Propulsion in the Parting by LJLanham reviews
My vision of "where do we go from here." A tag scene for "The Daredevil in the Mold" which is turning into a multichapter story of its own. Spoilers for "Daredevil" but everything else is speculation from my spoiler-free mind. Please read and review!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,829 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Plan 'A' Redux by LizD reviews
A B&B Tale ... but what if Hannah said yes. How would Brennan move on and with whom? What would it take for B&B to find their way back to each other? Give it a chance you might be surprised. - EPILOGUE UP!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,936 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Storm Approaches by nelliesbones reviews
Booth finds himself in a whirlwind of emotions after the break-up with Hannah, but there is another storm building on the horizon... My take on "Blackout in the Blizzard". As always: warmhearted, spoilerfee and M for a reason.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
If The Fates Allow by GCatsPjs reviews
Sometimes Love is More Frightening than Death.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,456 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Simple Solutions by ExcellentDriver reviews
Parker wants to know why his dad broke up with Brennan. When the answer he gets doesn't satisfy him, he figures out sometimes a child can understand things better than grownups. Follow-up to 6x08.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Battle in the Booth by Anteater reviews
When Booth comes back from Afghanistan, he is fighting a battle worse than any he saw in the Middle East. Will his friends be too hurt by his actions to help him when he needs it the most, when a case hits home? Mild spoilers for season 6.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Realization in the Ring by LJLanham reviews
One-shot... My immediate reaction to "The Sin in the Sisterhood" and the preview for next week... no spoilers beyond what aired in the promo. Please read and review.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
When She's Happy by BlueOwl90 reviews
Booth's brain tumor isn't discovered until after Brennan is inseminated. Brennan and Booth must deal with the unexpected complications from his surgery.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,019 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Well of My Forgiveness Has Dried Up by sunsetdreamer reviews
She has realized that they always held because both of them wanted to hold, even when they were scared and confused, and when one half of the centre simply stops giving a damn, that is when things fall apart.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Burdens Which Allow Us To Fly by Mis Chi Evous reviews
An alternate universe, where Brennan's parents are both killed, and Russ is in the Army with Booth. A study in how some things are meant to be.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Shield at her Back by M. Rig reviews
“Bones… can I hold you?” His voice was tight with a fear that matched his eyes. “Please, just for a little while? I just need to…please. Don’t say no.”
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Not Tonight by Gryphin reviews
Post Mayhem - 'nuff said really.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth