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Stuff I Love:

Books - Harry Potter (esp. Prisoner of Azkaban), Animal Farm, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, To Kill A Mockingbird, Pride and Prejudice, Animal Farm, and the Pigman

Manga - Kare Kano, Whistle!, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Nodame Cantabile, Fairy Tale, Tsubasa Chronicles, and Kimi ni Todoke

Anime - His & Her Circumstances, Eureka Seven, Ouran High School Host Club, Ookami-san, Tsubasa Resovoir Chronicles, Card Captor Sakura, and Nodame Cantabile

TV - Fringe, Glee, Futurama, Family Guy, Malcom in the Middle, Friends, the Office, House, Arrested Development, Pepper Dennis, and Lie to Me

Movies - Inception, the Dark Night, the Prestige, Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, the Hangover, Up, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, 13 Going on 30, and Stranger Than Fiction

Music - Paramore, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, 78violet ( Aly & AJ), the Fray, Coldplay, All Time Low, Taylor Swift, John Mayer, Owl City, Sara Bareilles, the Beatles, Ingrid Michaelson, Michael Buble, and the Fray

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK , so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF

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Legal Lizzie by RoseLilly reviews
Lizzie is a law student, Darcy is a lawyer . . . of course their two separate worlds will collide. This is my first story and I suck at the summary, please read! Rated T for where the story is headed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Obsession by titans123 reviews
Evangeline is a captivating American actress whose heart was by her first love Fitzwilliam. Fast forward five years and Evangeline is now engaged to a devoted Crispin Bingley, however something doesn't feel right, she can't let go of her previous life and heartbreak. A heartbreak which has more to the story that meets the eye.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Completely Clueless by mathisson reviews
Bella is the most positive person you will ever meet. Edward is madly in love with her. So what is the problem? Edward cant find the courage to tell Bella how he feels. And Bella is completely clueless when it comes to men. Come along and see how Jasper finds a way to make Edward tell Bella the truth. CC,AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
It can't stay hidden forever by titans123 reviews
One passionate night will change two peoples lives forever; will he ever find out? will she ever love him? I guess you'll have to read and see :
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,798 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/27/2010
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14883 - Favs: 7,798 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20340 - Favs: 13,577 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Upside Down and Backwards by KisstheRain14 reviews
Just because the old nursery rhyme says things have to go a certain way, doesn't mean they will. And especially not in the case of one Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy. /modern!fic, being rewritten/
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19522 - Favs: 9,140 - Follows: 6,716 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jetlag & Ugly Dresses by CafeAuLait reviews
Lizzie is a free-spirited jet-setting screenwriter wunderkind. Darcy is a neurotic CEO of an international multi-billion real estate business. Will she be his Manic Pixie Girl or Annie Hall; let alone stay in the same time zone long enough to fall in love?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/1/2007
Put Your Heart Into It by kitdelovely reviews
Modern take with a few hints of Grey's though no Crossover. Lizzy is an intern and Darcy and Richard the attending surgeons. Horrible first impressions and a very long road to discovering these characters' pasts. Tragedy comes at inopportune times because that's just how life is. They've got to live it - together or not - and put their very hearts into it if need be. New Chapter!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,759 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009
Snow in August by Fly Kite reviews
An unfaithful marriage, an unlawful divorce, and an unwanted pregnancy. Elizabeth blindly marries Wickham and suffers from his infidelity. Within the confining walls of a courtroom, she meets Darcy, Wickham’s proud and haughty lawyer. A modern P&P. AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 10,918 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By Just This Much by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
They became best friends in kindergarten. The story of a boy and a girl, who always seemed to miss "it" by just this much...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,905 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12934 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 6,281 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Please Pass the Peas by theonlykyla reviews
Could an old love be rekindled over frozen peas? It can if an old childhood friend is holding them. Silly little love story about old friends reconnecting and falling in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 92,924 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,469 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 365 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
What Beautiful Really Means by coldplaywhore reviews
I don't know if you even know what beautiful really means so I'll tell you. Second Place in Public Voting for the Missed Connections Contest. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music Doesn't Heal All Wounds by titans123 reviews
Elizabeth leaves behind a heartbroken husband and her expanding family to pursue a music career and leave behind a torturous past. Why did she leave? Where is he now? What will happen when she returns 5 years later? Elizabeth & Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/14/2010
If you only knew by cherrytone reviews
Modern version of P&P with previous meetings of Darcy and Elizabeth. Darcy is a famous model and Elizabeth is a student who meet in Paradise during spring break. Can a few days together last a lifetime?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2010
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3666 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
One Lucky Lady by MiDushi reviews
Modern P&P fluff short story Darcy declares his love to the unaware Elizabeth complete
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete