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well...it's been ages...i've been busy, lazy, and kinda lost interest in writing D: i've been doing lots of other stuff, and i will probably be even busier, so i will probably not touch any of my older stories anymore, so sorry if you're actually waiting for an update :|
there's a small chance i might continue 'maybe it was just never meant to be' in the distant future, but if i do, i'll probably edit the existing chapters. it'll also most likely be in early 2012 if i do that...i've actually got the whole plot and how the story is going to turn out, but i just don't have that inspiration to write it out D: i still love taang, just that i can't write anymore D:
so...i'll be tidying up this messy old place the next time i get on, or yeah.../drone on
thanks for reading this junk, and scroll down for even more junk!
QUOTE TIME!!! (i love quotes XD) (i decided to do this after seeing Lord Shade's profile, which has awesome quotes) (my favs have "*" beside them)
-nobodies perfect until you fall in love with them
-there are three types of people in this world; those who watch things happen, those who make things happen, and those who do not know what is happening
-good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget
-cleaning is when you use something less dirty to make something more dirty, less dirty
*when one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us*
*you: you suck | me: you blow (my friend's, but wish i could claim this for myself =( )*
*everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, its not the end.*
-i'm not a vegetarian because i love animals. i'm a vegeterian because i hate plants.
*i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. then it hit me (from Lord Shade)*
-this is your world. shape it or someone else will.
-people are talking behind your back? good. that means your already ahead of them
-love is like a boomerang. if your other is truly meant for you, he/she will return into your life when you let him/her go.
-when you learn how to die, you learn how to live
-death is the great equalizer.
-death ends a life, not a relationship.
-mom: what do you think i am? made of money? me: ain't that what MOM stands for?
*letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather, accepting that there are things that cannot be*
-the definition of politics - 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures' (from Lord Shade who got it from 3Blue3Moon3)
*i dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned (from Lord Shade)*
-borrow money from a pessimist. they don't expect it back. (from Lord Shade)
-dream as if you'll live forever. live as if you'll die tomorrow.
*friends are like footprints. they walk beside you, and leave a mark. but best friends leave a footprint in your heart*
-shit happens...deal with it
-the only thing in life achieved without effort is failure
-don't argue with idiots they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience
*a smile is a curve that sets everything straight.*
-artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
-don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin
-when life throws you lemons, keep it coz its free (my friend V.N's)
-never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anywayz
-time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills all its students
-every man dies, but not every man really lives
-it is not length of life, but depth of life that counts
-death is a once in a lifetime experience
-if you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
-it takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. do the math
*hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?*
*Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about*
Simpson Quotes: (who knew cartoons had so much wisdom?)
Homer: *kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is 'never try'*
-please don't eat me. i have a wife and kids; eat them
-here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.
-i’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, superman.
-kids, kids. i’m not going to die. that only happens to bad people.
-i won't apologize, Lisa. i'm sorry, but that's just the way that i am.
-pffft. who needs english? i'm never going to england.
-always give in to peer pressure.
Chief Wiggum: *Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.*
-I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Billie Joe Armstrong Quotes:
*it's my fucking life and you know what, nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!*
-do you have a problem? i have a gun. i'll shoot you. no problem.
-you can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun.
-i'm not gonna say anything inspirational; i'm just gonna fucking swear a lot
*there's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it*
-school is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. nobodies perfect, so why practice?
*it's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious*
Mike Dirnt Quotes:
-i have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. she gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.
*it's no use analyzing your life the whole time. those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead*
Tre Cool Quotes:
-it's not how you pick your nose, it's were you put that booger that counts
-i can suck my own
-don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
*we wrote a lot of songs and it was never about showing off how fast i could play, or how many notes i cold play-although i can play very fast and lots of notes if i want to. but it's more about choosing your moments and doing what's right for the music.*
-i told my dad, yeah i'm going to be a drummer, and he said, well if you can rub your stomach at the same time you're standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance then go ahead. and i did all that just like bam, you know?
another one from Lord Shade, i love this one XD
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."
This student received the only A.
btw, i just want to thank all those ppl who take time to read my stories, and an even bigger thank u to those who review and fav!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH XD