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Joined 08-26-10, id: 2512858, Profile Updated: 06-18-11
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Name- Charlotte
Nicknames- Lotti, Char, Harlo, and Charli
Age- 14
Birthday- October 20, 1996
Interests- Fantasy loving, flute, volleyball, dancing, running, writing, and reading

Likes...- Peanut butter, singing along to commercials, converse, oreo's, school breadsticks, reading, writing, sketching, coffee, stuffed animals, wolves, outdoors, the rain, bonfires, supernatural/fantasy, video games, leather jackets, warm showers, knee high COLORFUL socks, tu-tu's, FUZZY socks, lotion, muuuuuuuuusic, being short :), thick blankets, horror/comedy films, popcorn and m&m's, lucky charm marshmallows, fictional characters, fanfiction, coloring books, finding a good rock and making a face on it, and drawing on myself with non-toxic markers ;)

Hates...- This generation of music (including Justin Beaver), DC's (the enemy of the converse), sad/romance movies, cooking shows, reality, high heels, make-up, shopping, hot weather, cliff hangers, taco's, spicy food, the colors pink and yellow, small places, being touched/poked/ect., Gas stations, Wendy's, traveling, chairs that don't spin, and when I lose my library card

Original Account: ImDaMnShOrTaNdPrOuD


Favorite Quotes-

Twilight Saga...

Seth Clearwater: "I mean, at least you didn't bite me or anything. That would've sucked."

Seth Clearwater: "Nobody out there. All's quiet on the western front."

Seth Clearwater: "You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?"

Leah Clearwater: "Claim this, moron."

Leah Clearwater: "You think I’m just going to sit home while my little brother volunteers as a vampire chew toy?"

Leah Clearwater: "It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? I’m joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires’ guard dogs."

Leah Clearwater: "I think you make a good Alpha. Not in the same way Sam does, but in your own way. You’re worth following, Jacob."

Quil Ateara: "You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me." {I bet Quil had fun... ;) }

Maximum Ride...

Max: Fang gave me a look that said, You sap. "Who let whom have a freaking dog?"

Max: I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer

Fang: "You looove me" -holds out arms- "You love me this much"

Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to."

Iggy: "Afterall, Fnick is superman."

Iggy: "I can't see you either, man."

ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

Nudge: "I look like prep school barbie," -looks at Max- "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."

ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."

Max: "I HATE YOU!!!"
Fang: "NO YOU DOOOOOON'T!!"
Voice: "You two are crazy about each other."

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

Gazzy: "What does that mean?" *points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail*
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."

The Host...

Wanda: Ian? Ian, where am I? Who am I?
Ian: You're you. And you're right where you belong. I held you in my hands, Wanderer. And you were so beautiful.

Wanda: You don't really feel that way about me you know. It's this body... she's pretty isn't she?
Ian: She is. Melanie is a very pretty girl. Even beautiful. But pretty as she is, she is a stranger to me. She's not the one I... care about.
Wanda: It's this body.
Ian: That's not true at all. It's not the face, but the expressions on it. It's not the voice, but what they say. It's not how you look like in that body, it's what you do with it. You are beautiful.

Ian: "You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me."

Jared: "That girl in there..."
Ian: "Yes?"
Jared: "That body doesn't belong to her."
Ian: "Your point?"
Jared: "Keep your hands off of it."
Ian: "Jealous, Howe?"

Jared: "Does it sound crazy to say that I’d rather die? Too melodramatic?"

Jared: "Fine. But if you try cuddling up to me tonight...so help me, O'Shea."
Ian: "Not to sound overly arrogant, but to be perfectly honest, Jared, were I so inclined, I think I could do better."

Kyle: "I'm sorry."
Wanda: "Um...why?"
Kyle: "For trying to kill you. Guess I was wrong."

Jared: "I love you. Even if you're not there, if you can't hear me. I love you."

Ian: "Don't say that like you're saying goodbye."

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You Don't Know Me by FearIsHowIFall reviews
Paul has imprinted, much to his shock. How does he claim his mate when she is a spoiled debutante only in town for the summer? Is it that destiny is blind or does it just have a really bad sense of humor? Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Paul
Disturbia by GASPLudwig reviews
On the outside, she was a skater girl.A nobody.But on the inside, she was screaming for a savior who would help her out of the secret life she has at home.And the bruises she's learned to hid so well. But there's some things you just can't hid. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Paul
Freaky Mistletoe by purelyamuse reviews
Jacob kisses someone on a dare. The kiss turns out better than he or his partner could have ever expected. You'd think they'd be happy about that and embrace their chemistry. Instead, they somehow blame it on the freaky mistletoe. No BD, JPOV. On Haitus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Dear Seth, by AFlairForSelfishSkies reviews
Maybe it's not important, that I remember the specifics though, maybe it's just important that I remember you. A short one-shot about Seth and his imprint. Sethx0C
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Seth - Complete
Mariah by GASPLudwig reviews
Mariah goes out into the woods to spend the night because she lost a bet, much to her friend Krissy's dismay. And Mariah finds herself kidnapped, or so she thinks. Turns out Seth found her on the forest floor and...imprinted on her? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Seth
The Past Is Practice by GASPLudwig reviews
A girl who has a huge family, including a twin, move to La Push after thier workaholic parents are offered a job and spend lots of time with their cousin Emily. What each of the five girls don't know, is that they were imprinted on...by...wolves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Embry
Citizen Soldier by The Devil's Halo reviews
Who knows the story of those 7 additional werewolves in Breaking Dawn? No one, until now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010
Hidden Beauty by bleedingonyx reviews
Hi, I’m Kim. As in Kimberley. Just call me Kim. I am someone you will meet and forget as soon as you walk away. I am like air. I can and will disappear. Not that you care. JaredxKim imprint story. Not a 1 shot. Don't give up on it yet. It will get better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jared, Kim
Living is Enough of an Excuse reviews
I stared at Jacob uncertaintly before looking over at my mom for help. She just gave me a hopeless look. "What just happened...?" I asked quietly, unsure. Mom's jaw clenched. "He just imprinted on you." My head whipped over to look at Jacob. No. LxE, JxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Leah, Jacob