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Joined 08-26-10, id: 2512867, Profile Updated: 11-30-11
Author has written 9 stories for Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Vocaloid, Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり, Victorious, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

So. I'm back. You'll be pleased to know that my writing has improved, and that they'll be darker than ever.

Facts:

Name: Jade. Or blackbloodbaby.

Gender: Female.

Height: Small. Enough said.

Weight: Light.

Eyes: Blue.

Favourite animal: Wolf! AROO!

Favourite anime/manga: Bleach,soul eater and toradora!

Favourite book: Skulduggery series. Along with the Chronicals of Ancient Darkness.

Favourite vocaloid: Len Kagamine!

Favourite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Pink Floyd. Nivarna. Led Zepplen. Paramore. My Chemical Romance. Evanescence. Angelspit. The Pretty Reckless.

Seriously, Justin Beiber looks like a 10 year old but he's 16. Let's face it. He's Peter Pan. Copy and paste if you agree.

Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything that she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.copy this and put it on your profile and copy and paste it to make an e-mail to send to every one that you know.together we can save little kids like auroura

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

I'm depressed now. *Sits in corner.*

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature. (Well. Computer.) blackbloodbaby

. FIRST NAME:-Jade

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?- Nope

3. SIBLING NAMES: Not my place to say.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A while back. Stupid hardned heart.


5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? I love them

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?- idk...

7. KIDS? Nope

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- Of course I will!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No...

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? That is my true language.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?-Nope! I lost them on the bus!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?-I would like to!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?-I like Coco Rocks

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?-Nah. Unless they are my docs. They are the only shoes I put neatly.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?- I'm as strong as a mouse now!

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?-I like all ice cream! I can't choose!

17. SHOE SIZE?- Not saying.

18. RED OR PINK?-Red. I really hate pink...

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?- My teeth. Apart from that I'm happy with who I am.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?- I don't linger on those sad thoughts.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?-YEAH!!!!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING- White pants, shoeless

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?-kebab.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?- Floating love Moon flower. Len/luka song.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?-I'd be orange!

26. FAVORITE SMELL?- ...

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?-My best friend.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?- Their personality. Humor mostly.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?-I just copy and pasted this...

30. FAVORITE DRINK?-Tea.

31. FAVORITE SPORT?-Kickboxing, the best sport ever.

32. EYE COLOR?-Blue. Dark blue.

33. HAT SIZE?-They have different sized hats? Wow I didn't know that. I don't wear hats.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?-No.

35. FAVORITE FOOD?-Chicken dinner.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?-Scary movies! Happy endings are crap.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?-Toy Story 3 in 3-D

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?-I just wear clothes I really don't care...

39. SUMMER OR WINTER?-Winter. Summer kills me.

40. HUGS OR KISSES?-Hugs.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT?- Chocolate Cake. Or cream cake.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.

ONLY IN AMERICA(I'm joking... But it is funny.)

Friends will leave when they feel insulted
Best friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best friends will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

Friends only know a few things about you
Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . .

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Best friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

Friends will buy you a pregnancy test
Best friends will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friends will be crying at your funeral
Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, blackbloodbaby

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

I don't obsess. I just think intently.

100 percent of the teenage female population would want to be turned into a vampire. 98 percent would do so in order to marry their sparkly Edward Cullen. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent who would do so in order to kick his sparkly ass .

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. ~ Matt Groening

A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(To be honest I have very few friends.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I curse, and I'm still an outcast ^_^)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.


I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I still laugh at myself for this...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you wish Shinigamiism was a real religion (Either Death Note or Bleach) copy and paste this onto your profile!

96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself. (Only annoying thing is he probably wouldn't die from the fall anyway. I mean, come on, he is a vampire after all. We'll have to attack him with a chainsaw and lock him in a burning building or something . . .)

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy and paste this onto your profile

Team Tyler's van: Cause we'd all like to kill Bella

Emmett is the strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
but Jasper can sit in the corner and still make you feel jealous!

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this onto your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile.

Some say the glass is half-full, others say it's half-empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel . . . of course it's usually the oncoming train

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

R.I.P - Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasley, Cedric Diggory and everyone else who died to make the Harry Potter series as good as it is.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

If you listen to the lyrics in a song, repost this

If you walk into walls because you had your nose in a book, repost this

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honour student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

If you like to write, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you never watch Laguna Beach, The OC or the Hills, never have and never will and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like copying and pasting things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this onto your profile (All the time!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself, and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, I lose all the time)

The shinbone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its' orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

you read other people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

Cows!

Say the word 'cow' before each word:
--Cows
--About
--Talking
--Idiot
--This
--Got
--I
--Long
--How
--Look

Now say the word 'cow' after each word:
Cows--
About--
Talking--
Idiot--
This--
Got--
I--
Long--
How--
Look--

Now say the word 'cow' before and after each word:
--Cows--
--About--
--Talking--
--Idiot--
--This--
--Got--
--I--
--Long--
--How--
--Look-

Now read from the bottom up:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

The Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in latin, and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Seriously, it SHOULD work, though. In maths, two negatives always make a positive…)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redifine success. Success = Failure!

When life hands you lemons, chuck them back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

Flying is simple. Just chuck yourself at the floor and miss.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would kill to have a tail, copy and paste this onto your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are well aware that all of those puns about Sirius' name are worn out and very cliché by now, yet you can't bring yourself to stop using them/laughing at them, copy this into your profile

If you have too many of these 'copy and paste this onto your profile' thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin, blackbloodbaby

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. (I don't even know who they are. Time to follow Luka's advice and go google it)

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people call you emo when your not and this annoys you so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans (Soul Eater, Bleach and Death Note)

If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio.

If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are apart of the dark side just to get cookies, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone took over all computers, I'd be the first one to know. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're addicted to the computer.

If you have been on YouTube for more that 5 hours paste this on your profile.

If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile

If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile. (cough) Almost all the guys out there(cough)

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile (I wanna go there )

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate excercise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (You should see me watching Bleach and a sword lock has happnend. KICK HIM IN THE BALLS DAMN IT!!!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

RAP STANDS FOR...

R.ETARD

A.TEMPTING

P.OETRY

Number your 12 favorite Ouran characters and answer the questions. NO CHEATING!

1. Mori

2. Honey

3.Haruhi

4.Kyouya

5. Renge

6.Tamaki

7.Karuo

8. Hikaru

9.Nekozawa

10. Benibara

11.Ranka

12. Kasanoda

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

WHAT THE HELL! NO!!!

2)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Kyoya is very hot.

3)What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

A boy got a boy pregnant? Well lets say it did happen. It would probably be a result of a drunken night...

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Yeah a few...

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hunny and Tamaki?! I actually think so... *Dives out of the way of bullets*

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
5/9!

7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

EWW NO! Anyway Karou would get Mori and his twin.

8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic?
It would be a family fanfic... NOTHING ELSE! *Hyperventilates*

9)Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I wouldn't be surprised.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic
A Dead Twin And A Yankee.

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Come with me. Unless you want my private police to kill you...

12) Which partner for 3?

Mori! Without a doubt.

13) How would you draw 11?
Drunk.

14) Would you write a 2/4/5 fic?
I would probably...

15) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
HARUHI I WANT YOU IN THE ZUKA CLUB!!!!!

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song would you use?
System Of A Down's Lonely Day.

17)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?
WARNING: CONTAINS YAOI, MOB LEADERS, DEPRESSED TAMAKI AND A KENDO MASTER!!! WITH LOTS OF STUPIDITY!!!

18)What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
... I'm not gonna answer. Exuse me while I bleach my brain.

19) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father?
Renge but Kyoya being the father. Okay just reverse it.

20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do?

Do nothing. Everyone is used to Tamaki doing that.

21) If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do?
Hide while watching. He may kill everyone.

22) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do?
HARUHI!! YOU BELONG WITH MORI SEMPAI!!!!

23)By the way, I set you up on a date with 8
YAY!

If your 11th birthday was the worst because you didnt get a letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Elfgurl96-, blackbloodbaby-Slytherin

I'm here because Heaven didn't want me, and Hell thought I would take over.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor! (The Pottermore one says Slytherin. This is invalid XD)

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz
ever created.

Get Sorted Now!
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Choose your favorite fictional characters, 1 to 10

1. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

2. Black Star(Soul Eater

3. L(Death Note)

4. Chrona(Soul Eater)

5. Lyra(Northen Lights NOT THE MOVIE VERSION THE GOLDEN COMPASS)

6. Skullduggery Pleasant (Skullduggery Pleasant)

7. Rukia Kuchki (Bleach)

8. Taiga Aisaka (Toradora)

9. Takashi Morinozuka/ Mori (Ouran High School Host Club)

10. Luna Lovegood( Harry Potter)

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

L would look for snacks and Chrona would probably sit in the corner.

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Ichigo. Sorry Skulldugggery but Ichigo's just goddamn sexy.

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

Black Star and Rukia?! Making out?! YAY! Luna would probably babble on about things that don't exist and she would be ignored.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Okay weird paring. L and Taiga would have a fight. Taiga would probably win with the massive wooden sword you know, and Skullduggery would try and get revenge.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

MORI GOES TO STRIP CLUBS?! Well he is the wild one. Well he would trick her because she's from a alternitve universe.

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

ICHIGO AND BLACK STAR! YAY! *Kisses both of them*

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

He uses Gesuga Tenso in rage onto the oven!

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Well not Taiga 'coz she tried to kill him, not Black Star 'coz he's too hyper so Mori! And he's rich so he can buy L sweets and cake! And he'll get along with Hunny sempai!

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance?

No because he doesn't have any abilitys. :(

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Taiga would expode, Black Star would use his exuse: YOU'RE NOT AS GREAT AS I AM! And Luna would stare dreamily of into the distance.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because every time Rukia gets near Skullduggery she trys using a soul consoul

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Ichigo would apollogize to Luna and Black Star and explain he had to kill some hollows.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

LYRA! YOU'RE UNDERAGE! And I would put her on the sofa. And Mori would get the same treatment but he'll have that comftable chair.

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Mori kills Soul?! Black Star would kill Mori with his wavelenth attack then give his soul to Shinigami-Sama.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

Save eachother. Ichigo would use hollowfacation and bankai and Skullduggery would use his magic!

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Taiga wouldn't forget food. Ryunji would get her food. L would probably cry because he doesn't have snacks so Taiga would give him some of her food to shut him up

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Mori would pick Lyra up and carry her to his car. He would take her to the hospital.

Seven is hitting on Ten. How does he/she react?

RUKIA HITTING ON ANOTHER GIRL! NOOOOOO! Anyway Luna would probably say something nice to Rukia so she doesn't hurt her feelings.

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Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
starless by Asakami reviews
"Summer's ending, and so is my dream." Lightning/Vanille. AU.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,776 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Lightning, Vanille]
One night stand by Animalgurl33 reviews
The kishin is dead but so is soul. Heartbroken, Maka makes a mistake and before anyone finds out she is called away on a mission. Kid finds out huge news and is unsure how to handle it at first, along with reaper training.Who is rei? Why is he with Maka?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,318 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Smokey Eyes by superzedu reviews
"You're very interesting, Vega. I don't like it" Jade said and in that moment I wondered whether the fire dwelling in her eyes was one of the good or the bad kind, but either way, I needed to know. - Jori;Jade/Tori
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,373 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Jade W., Tori V.
Seven Sins by DoubleMMia reviews
MODERN AU. Morgana, a shoddy not-so-famous writer likes to sleep around. A lot. Oh, she also likes to break hearts for fun. Everyone tells her the same will happen to her one day, but that really isn't EVER going to happen. Right? Morgana/Gwen
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,068 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana
Haruhi's Knight by MurasakiYosei reviews
This is nothing like the original anime/manga. I've changed it around like crazy. Haruhi used to live in America, but after her mother passes away, she moves to Japan to live with her alcoholic/abusive father. MoriXHaruhi ATTENTION: I'm writing a sequel to this story called Painfully Unique. Please go check it out :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,826 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
SPICE! by ikuto-sama reviews
The beginning of a story based off of the Vocaloid song by Len Kagamine, "SPICE!" This was my first fan-fic. It's an on-going series, so it's a bit hard to summarize, but I really hope you enjoy it.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Right Beside You by Water's Cat reviews
Soul likes Kid. easy to grasp. he wants to tell Kid he likes him, but is afraid to be rejected by him. to top it off Maka likes Soul. will jealousy ruin their friendship? ON HIATUS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Cellphones by Fliers reviews
When Miku gets school idol Luka's number, she thought her troubles were over. However, calling someone is more troublesome than it seems, especially when the Luka she called isn't the Luka she knows. Luka/Miku
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,657 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Luka M., Miku H.] - Complete
The Love Plan by Pokapi reviews
Princess Miku and Prince Kaito's love is forbidden. How heart wrenching. But Miku isn't a force to be reckoned with. And with the help of peasant Len Kagamine, they will pretend to be lovers and make the king and queen wish Miku was with the evil Kaito.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Miku H., Len K. - Complete
What He's Really Like by paigeydoll reviews
When Haruhi breaks up with Tamaki, he decides not to take no for an answer and does something no one could have seen coming. When the Host Club finds out, how will they react, especially a tall, quiet senior? Rated T for non-graphic rape and violence.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Bullet Shells and Pigtails by SinnersLikeUs reviews
Luka was good at what she did. The best, if she could say so herself. That was until she got saddled with some barely-legal brat, who wanted to show her life outside gang warfare. Until she fell for her. AU. Luka/Miku; side GakuRin. M for themes.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Luka M., Miku H.
Clue by tsuki-san16 reviews
When what starts as a straightforward mission suddenly turns deadly, it's up to the Shibusen group to figure out what the hell is going on. If Kid and Soul manage to get together in the process, well, that's just a bonus. Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,482 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Departure of Old, Arrival of New by KTWizard reviews
Witches are not the only enemy of Death, and Evils of Old shall return. But as this goes on, how does the young Demon Blade Meister cope with learning of an emotion he thought impossible to have, but losing a friend he's had all his life? ChronaxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,868 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Crona, Maka A.
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Poppling by iphis15 reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Only Exception by theraggedypond reviews
It's been seven long years. Seven years since the incident at Ouran Academy. Takashi Morinozuka is back, and he's changed. The question is, will one host accept him so easily after all he did? Sequel to 'My Thoughts You Can't Decode'.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,197 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Flight Feather by iphis15 reviews
Complete multichap. M for Language, Insinuation, homoerotism and some heteroerotism. Valkyrie/Clarabelle, AU.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Clarabelle, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Thirteen Steps by leedakay reviews
Rukia has always been haunted by nightmares. Thinking that it was only her bearing the burden, in steps Ichigo, a normal teenager with a haunted past as well. Will they be able to overcome them together? Credits to the book; 'The Devil's Footsteps'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,396 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Labyrinth of Insanity: Medusa's Dollhouse by MakenshiCrona reviews
Maka, Kid, BlackStar and their weapons are invited to a mansion-like bed and breakfast to be the first guests. They didn't know it was being run by a witch named Medusa, who wants them to play a life-threatening game. Disclimer: I don't own Soul Eater.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,723 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010
Make it Stop Please by OmegaWolfStories reviews
Crona has never been ill before so when he wakes up one day with stabbing stomach pains, he fears the worst. Can Maka help Crona deal with being ill? After all, its just the flu...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Maka A., Crona
Back to the beginning by Kal-orne reviews
Ok I'm changing the Summary. All the main characters have been turned into little Kids. These are their stories. Just read the story. Its rated T to be safe. Ragnarok uses bad language, reader beware.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Crona
The Butterfly's Tale: Luka's Part by Hannahmypet reviews
Based VERY loosely off of Magnet. As soon as Luka Megurine locks eyes with Miku Hatsune, a forbidden romance that surpasses time reawakens, and a centuries old curse could finally be unleashed. Contains yuri. Sister-fic with BigMouth12349's fic.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Luka M., Miku H.
A Butterfly's Tale: Miku's Side by BigMouth12349 reviews
Based VERY loosely off of Magnet. As soon as Miku Hatsune locks eyes with Luka Megurine, a forbidden romance that surpasses time reawakens, and a centuries old curse could finally be unleashed. WARNING: contains yuri. Sister-fic with Hannahmypet's fic.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Luka M., Miku H.
I Love Potions Detentions by ZathoryGlum reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy spend an awful lot of time in potions detention, what happens when Draco finds Harry's diary over a lost diary. Takes place in 5th Year. AU- Voldemort defeated after 2nd Year. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,765 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Friends by NovaLiliya reviews
A FF about Chrona x Maka. Based on the Anime, takes place after the official end might spoil you if you don't know the end ,male Chrona. started as shortcut
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Neurosis by Clover-tan reviews
"This world is tainted, I must get rid of the imperfections. Shoot them, crush them, it doesn't matter to me. All that matters is that they must all die." My take on the origins of Kid's OCD. Kid's POV. Psychological horror. Contains some KidxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Death The Kid - Complete
The World is Mine by ApplesauceAddiction reviews
-ON HOLD- A fairytale about a young princess and her "prince". I promise you that it is better than it sound XD
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lightning, Vanille
Sweet as Syrup on my Tongue by Rawberry reviews
Sasuke's alone in his world. He walks alone, lives alone, sleeps alone, and as he believes, must die alone. But will a certain clumsy kitsune be able to change this? HS fic, AU, Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mysteries of the Moon by typographicalmisfit reviews
Hermione returned to Hogwarts to finish her 7th year. But instead of worrying about her subjects alone, she find herself curious in Luna's love story. Will she fit in too? Post-DH. Femmelash. AUTHOR'S NOTE (14 April 2014): Slim chance of continuing this story. It's been a wonderful one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,973 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L.
For a Sick Boy by fukuji mihoko reviews
I... really wish I had fallen in love with Miku. That would have been easier. It would have been so much easier. But I couldn't do that. Instead, I had to fall in love with Rin. My twin sister. :onesided Len/Rin, gore, self-harm:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
In Few Words by maple the wacky tree reviews
chronaXmaka 1 sentence fanfic challenge, full of bad poetry, even worse dancing, a Chrona high off of a can of Monster, and pinky promises. After all, love doesn't need many words.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
The Last One On My Mind by VocaloidFOREVER reviews
Rin is new to school, she's talented and stands up for herself and others. Then there's playboy Len, annoyance to Rin and former 'King' of the school. When these two meet, everyone thinks the school will burst into flames. RinxLen and other pairings...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Something's Off About Them by Lex2995 reviews
Len was a an abused kid who is adopted by the Megurine family and finds an interest in Rin who has a shroud of mystery enveloping her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,332 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Lost Past by The Hungry Writer reviews
She who is ever kind and He who is eternaly lame may have more in common than you think. Findout how in 'Lost Past'. Plz R&R
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Tsubaki N., Excalibur - Complete
Letting go by AmoRay reviews
Narcissa reflects on the innocent friendship that turned so much more. This is my first fan fic..please don't be too harsh..Narcissa/Hermione femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Once Saw A Goddess by Ordile reviews
When Miku had first seen Luka in a park while studying, she just couldn't help but gawk at her in reverence. What happens when this seemingly genuine adoration isn't exactly in the platonic boundaries of love? LukaXMiku. Yuri/Shoujo-Ai WARNING.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Luka M., Miku H.
Chrona Gorgon vs the world! by gandalf42 reviews
if you want good music and Chrona kicking major butt... your gonna love this. based on Scott Pilgrim vs the world
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Crona, Maka A.
Kid's Journal by Kozarr reviews
There's always a happy ending, right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
By My Side by tiramichoux reviews
"Maka...can you sleep with me tonight?" Chrona asked bashfully and nervously. Maka looked at him, "Why?" "I don't know how to sleep as Shibusen alone..." She smiled. "I'll be by your side the entire night, Chrona." Discontinued
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Reasons by japanimelover-222 reviews
"Maka... You're blushing." First fanfic, so be easy? ;D I would really appreciate reviews, and a K rating, just to be safe. MaleCrona/Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Maka A., Crona - Complete
Ode to Albion Girl by Vinny Thunder reviews
I officially dare Lionhead to include this as a song in Fable 4
Fable - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Femslash, or Breaking The Fourth Wall by HannahMCR reviews
Crack/humor. Completed. Luna and Hermione look around Hogwarts and see things JK Rowling never imagined. Please read/review. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. JK wouldn't write this stuff. Rated T for kissing slash and femslash but no explicit language. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Banana Jewel by Pokapi reviews
The expensive, one-of-a-kind, Banana Jewel is stolen from the Vocaloid Museum of Art and Jewelery! If it is not found in 2 months, the museum will go out of business and Len will die! Detective Teto Kasane is the only one who can solve the case!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Teto K. - Complete
Complicated Feelings by Kawaiijapanesekisses reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have always been able to deny their feelings, but recent events have forced them to think about it. After Ichigo confesses, Rukia does something no one would expect. And what about Orihime's feelings for Ichigo?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Roses by skylarkz reviews
"Hikaru," I whispered. "Meet me in the classroom after the final bell. I need to talk to you." - When Haruhi is comforted by Hikaru on the anniversary of her mothers death, she finds herself feeling some things she doesn't quite understand.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Mistletoe Madness by VikkiSuLuvzYew reviews
The title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Lie He Told Me by KuroYukitsune reviews
Orihime calls Ichigo to meet her at a nice place she knows, but he's too late. And Orihime can't stand his lies anymore. "Every lie he told me, I'd believe in it. Every lie he told me, I'd open my heart a little more."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Luka Means Tuna? Business by Kagawaii reviews
What happens when someone -cough- Kaito -cough- forgets to buy Luka's tuna? All hell breaks loose. Humorous oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Luka M., Kaito S. - Complete
Smiles by noxymoron reviews
Hermione hasn't been her happy, smiling self when she returned to Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy is here to help her out. REWRITTEN. Today was a different day because before I knew it was pushed onto a wall. I don't get pushed onto a walls normally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Reflection's Revenge by CaskettKlainer reviews
The reflection had a plan. Hire a hitman, kill Valkyrie, break Skulduggery. All to get revenge after she got shot. So they know what it feels like. Will Valkyrie survive or the reflection succeed?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Valkyrie’s Reflection, B-R. Sanguine
Changed by MyPurpleDawn reviews
Formerly called All because of a Broom Closet. It all started because I couldn't go to sleep, and I ended up locked in a closet with the person I hate the most...I do hate him, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Colour of You by Hell.Fire.Feline reviews
I almost forgot what colour her eyes were. Now I don't want to keep living any more. I miss her... I miss her so damn much... Chapter five: It's the seventh day, but I am still making everything in /twos/. My life is so bitter... -Character death, SoMa.-
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
My Thoughts You Can't Decode by theraggedypond reviews
He's quiet. She speaks her mind. He shows no emotion. She isn't afraid to express how she feels. These polar opposites have one thing in common. Their thoughts are unreadable, cannot be decoded. Mori and Haruhi fanfic.WARNING: Dark chapters torwards end.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,325 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Puppy Love by Ahree reviews
A somewhat AU in where Black Star is literally top dog and Kid secretly loves it. XD RxR, you StarKid fans
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Black Star, Death The Kid
Sick With Him by xx'Gothic-Manga-Girl'xx reviews
Rukia becomes sick after fighting Hollows late at night without Ichigo's knowledge. When Ichigo finds out she's sick what will happen? Read and find out. Rukia/Ichigo fluff
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
I Hate Her by Ordile reviews
After Nagisa wins a prize trip to Europe, she leaves poor Shizuma and Tamao back at Miator. What happens when they can longer control their ravenous desire for their Nagisa? Love/Hate. Shizuma/Tamao Oneshot. R & R
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Shizuma H., Tamao S. - Complete
Never Meant To Belong Yet Destiny Awaits by natsumi tanazaki reviews
Bleach couple parings with an unusual twist i will be mixing character pairngs and making this really confusing :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - K. Urahara, Yumichika A.
Black Ops by Fuzzyfur9 reviews
Crona gets a new playstaion with Black Ops. Warings for bad words.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Crona - Complete
Crona & Maka's Delicious Apple Pie by The Nine Tailed Winter Wolf reviews
Crona gets to choose what the gang has for dinner. Can Crona and Maka make an apple pie in time for dinner? Will it taste good?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Maka A., Crona - Complete
Years Past by Abyss of Ends reviews
After the defeat of Asura everyone moves on. But the relative peace doesn't last for long. While many are focused on the past, a new danger lies ahead in the future. *Takes place after the anime* Be honest and tell me if I should quit or not.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Fine Mess by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
Maka's childhood friend comes back home after running away. She's different than what Maka remembered, but she doesn't care. Soul on the other hand thinks there's "something not right" with her. He just doesn't want Maka to get hurt.T for language.F-BOMBS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Personality Conflict by ButterflyKai reviews
A meister and her weapon are in Shibusen, and go through some rather difficult scenarios because of the huge difference in personality.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Black Star
Untold Background Story: Ragnarok and Excalibur by Skyblue Cy. Cloud reviews
It is just a background story made by me, not necessarily canon and true. Also, in this fanfic, I make Ragnarok and Excalibur a pair of twins.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Excalibur, Ragnarok
So Scandalous by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Different and the Same by iphis15 reviews
Oneshot, continuation to Hiding In Plain Sight, implied Crystal/Carol twincest. Potentially disturbing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Crystal E., Carol E. - Complete
Crona's Poem by SilverPyramidHead199 reviews
I forget which episode, but Crona wrote a poem and it sent everyone to the corner saying "I wish i was never born" And Sid saying "i wish i had never come back to life" But this is what i think Crona wrote.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Crona - Complete
I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU! by WishIWasSane102 reviews
A bullying problem that may get out of hand. Can Chrona get the guts to ask for help? Or will his friends notice his secret struggling when it's too late? OC WARNING
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
It begins with an F by Seishin Okami reviews
Everyone takes Tarrant's riddle the wrong way...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Risks by amberpire reviews
You need to take this risk, because if you don't, you'll spend the rest of your life living in the 'what if's and the 'could have been's. ;Bliss/Pash;
Whip It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Cronas Dad by dino kid reviews
Crona asks Medusa who his father is. No parring.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Elerick reviews
When Chrona can’t sleep she goes to Maka for help, Maka Desides to tell her the story of Little Black Riding Hood. Crackish but funny and sweet. Chrona x Maka, x Kid, x Ragnarok, all my faves.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Crona - Complete
50 ways to annoy the pants off of Sasuke Uchiha by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
I know it says 30 but its 50. Trust me its 50. it is as funny as i could get it to be! I got the idea from Harvest Moon Raccoon. Read and Review please! and I might make more if you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Life and Times of Valith reviews
A series of 100 one-shots, long and short, based around Valith. Expect anything. And I mean, anything. From angst, to little fuzzy moments that'll make you go all warm inside.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Tanith L., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Better Than You reviews
It's amazing how a book leads to one thing to another. Like Jade's fear of relationships and actually opening her eyes to what she wants. Jori, with angst. Lovely angst.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jade W., Tori V.
Lying Is So Much Better Than The Truth reviews
Yui finds out that she has feelings for her best friend. So she keeps it a secret, but some secrets hurt more than others and of course, are so much harder to contain. Yui X Kyouko.
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Yui F., Kyouko T.
I can't deal with the hate anymore, Maka reviews
'I'm never gonna let you go. Even if it kills me.' Maka whispered. Banished from Shibusen Maka and Chrona are now hunted. The only thing wrong they did was fall in love. Is that such a crime? Maka X Chrona Female YURI!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Maka A., Crona
In one moment reviews
In one moment Rin lost it. It resulted with the death of her best friend. And now she slumps against the wall in the vocaloid Dust Box two years later she remembers the times she shared with her best friend. Based off a thirteen year old killer.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rin K. - Complete
Haruhi's Sorrow Mori's Last Breath reviews
A short tragedy for the couple Haruhi and Mori. Who knew weapon praticse around the Host Club could be that dangerous? Mori finds out the hard way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Black Blood X Red Blood? reviews
Changed the summary. Maka and Ragnarok are dating. Soul is annoyed because of that. Oh and the group are suspended in a island full of ugly monsters. And on top of that Ragnarok is a human. Very messed up Soul Eater.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,105 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Maka A., Ragnarok
How Could Snooping Lead To This! reviews
Chrona likes Maka, Maka likes Chrona. But Patty and Black*Star noticed the signs. They snooped and now they are determined to play matchmaker! Will Chrona and Maka get together? Or will it end in tears? MakaX Chrona Female Patty X Black*Star.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Maka A., Crona
The Wild Type Is Haruhi's Type reviews
Just a normal day at the Host Club. But what happens if a certain dark horse attracts Haruhi's attention? And how will the rest of the Host Club react? A HaruhiXMori fanfic. And slight yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.