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I'm an avid (almost daily!) reader of fanfiction. I tend to get my head set on a pairing and read just about everything in that pairing imaginable, and then drop from it into something else. Generally, but not always, slash. I particularly like Sherlock/John (BBC or classic stories) at present, but I've also spent many hours reading the following pairings: Sirius/Remus, Tyr/Harper, JD/Dr. Cox (and/or JD/Jordan, JD/Dr. Cox/Jordan (who work very well as a trio)), Xander/Spike (and many other variants involving both these two, Buffy fanfic was my introduction to fanfiction in general, and I particularly enjoyed these two characters), Willow/Faith(Spike), Willow/Faith/Spike. Despite having spent years reading fanfiction, I've never written much: I still have a half-completed Andrew/Oz fanfic floating around, but not published. (It's also divergently AU since I wrote it just after the 7th season wrapped). When I do write, I tend to focus on my own original stuff nowadays: short stories so far, and one manuscript that is the novel's equivalent of an art film (which is to say less entertaining than I'd hoped, but full of clever allusions and symbolic representations. Unfortunately, I am no James Joyce to pull off the shifting styles and points of view). I'm currently working on the first draft of a historical fantasy/murder mystery that I hope will do well. :)

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Sometime Around Midnight by Tropicwhale reviews
SLASH. Xander/Spike. 5th in "Grimmoire" arc. Things have finally settled down for Xander and Spike until a call about the Grimmoire takes the boys to Romania and deeper into the myths of their world than they ever expected to go.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,991 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2009 - [Xander H., Spike] - Complete
Stitches & Threads by Regency reviews
AU. John's new wardrobe draws more than its fair share of attention. Sherlock is not amused. Sherlock/John. Incomplete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Empathy by Blind Author reviews
John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Murderous Imprint by Mojoflower reviews
Sherlock should be focusing on the series of brutal vivisections Lestrade has brought to him. Instead he's distracted by a most amazing and unexpected experimental opportunity from the basement apartment of 221C. Will he figure out the one in time to stop the other? And does he need help in order to do it? An AU. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,225 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned : The Cold Song Series by eldritchhorrors reviews
Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,607 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Mathematics by Blind Author reviews
It isn't bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn't think it is – it's just simple mathematics. John/Sherlock implied, Reichenbach spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Advent Calendar 2012 by Atlin Merrick reviews
When the boys of 221B are naughty, it's always nice...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Sink Full of Children by Kryptaria reviews
Sherlock had never imagined having children in his life. Of course, he'd never imagined having a demon as his flatmate-turned-lifemate. So really, the ducklings shouldn't have come as a surprise. (Sequel to On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Son Has a Small Farm in Yorkshire-How Mrs Hudson Came to Baker St by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Set in the TMNOL universe. Just what it says. Very slightly explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What You're Missing by kedgeree reviews
Sherlock always has it all figured out, but his wilful refusal to factor the influence of love into his calculations on a case makes John want to show him what he's missing. But maybe John is missing something, too. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Independent Variables by ureshiiichigo reviews
Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Enlightening by theyleaveanote reviews
Irene Adler has come back. John acts like he's fine with Sherlock going to see her, but he finds himself wary, nervous, maybe...jealous? John can't shake the idea that something is going on between the two of them, which shouldn't upset him, really, because he and Sherlock are just friends. Right. And he's...completely fine with that. Yes. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Man No One Liked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Diets are Made to be Cheated by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a strong woman, but love can bring the strongest to their knees. This is precisely why she is scared to fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches by Kryptaria reviews
No one has ever stayed with Sherlock longer than a month. At least, no human. Fortunately, John Watson isn't about to let the little things - like biohazardous experiments and the constant threat of danger - get in the way of his friendship with a very special, very brilliant man like Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Solitude and Refuge by circumbendibustible reviews
Sherlock destroyed more than himself when he fell. John has to escape his demons. Burdened by solitude, can either find refuge?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Short Guide to Displaying Affection by Principessa Di Morte reviews
There are a thousand ways to tell someone you love them, only a few of which are vocal. Making tea for the object of your affection, for instance. Or not complaining about violin music at three AM. Or, of course, taking a bullet for them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Weight of Knowledge by Brad'sPyjamas reviews
They say that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Learning about Sherlock's relationship with food, while not exactly dangerous, does set John on a path to the one situation he never thought he'd find himself in.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Another Way 'Round the Problem by astrildniflheim reviews
John finally admits to himself that he's not entirely heterosexual. He isn't entirely sure how Sherlock is going to react to this information, however. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mending Icarus by AlessNox reviews
A post Reichenbach story. After a particularly brutal fight that leads to a man's death, John tells Sherlock that he is moving out. Sherlock decides to investigate John in order to figure out why. Warning: Violence, language, suggestive situations. (Updated version of this story is TO MEND ICARUS)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Invisible by chappysmom reviews
John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sometimes When We Touch by kedgeree reviews
John might be touching Sherlock a little more often than is strictly necessary. Sherlock probably hasn't even noticed. Right...? *may contain inappropriate giggling* Set Post-Reichenbach. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velociraptor sociabilis by Kryptaria reviews
or How to Make Sherlock Jealous, Even with Feathers. To John, it was an investment in the future - a way to get Mycroft and therefore the British government on their side. To Sherlock, it was an interminable introduction to jealousy. Part 7 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow the Evidence by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velociraptor experimentalis by Kryptaria reviews
or John Can't Type as a Human, So Why Expect Him to Type as a Velociraptor? It was only a matter of time before Sherlock felt compelled to experiment. Surely it would go better with John as the velociraptor so Sherlock could run the experiment as a human. After all, Sherlock's plans always work out as expected. Right? Part 5 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do You Need Someone Or Do You Need Me? by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock was not in love with John Watson. They were friends, the very best of friends and nothing more. Just because John smelled ridiculously good was no reason to believe it was otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velociraptor caenaculi by Kryptaria reviews
or What Lives in the Attic above John Watson's Bedroom? Scratch marks on the stairs. Dead rats in the freezer. An order of pizza that John doesn't share. And then things get really strange. Part 1 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Composition by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sometimes John thinks Sherlock must touch the violin like he touches his lovers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Friends? by PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The wretched business of marriage by PaperPrince reviews
A series of unfortunate events leave Sherlock unbonded at the age of 25, at least it does until Mycroft meets with a certain doctor... Omegaverse and Soulmates AU!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Soulmate by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
Soulmates: A soulmate is someone you have experienced many lifetimes, learned life's lessons, bonded with and loved. Some believe your soulmate is literally the person who carries and completes the other half of your soul.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Post Its by dapperyklutz reviews
Sometimes, we come out of our way to make the people we care about happy. As for John, he does it in his own way to show Sherlock that he cares through non-verbal communication. And the thing is, Sherlock is starting to reciprocate. What can happen from here? Pre-slash. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Changing The Rules by xelectrogirlx reviews
Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,601 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of Charlie M by BatNeko reviews
Sherlock is hired to help a victim of blackmail, but a wrong number leads John to discovering a few secrets he didn't know he had.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Longing to Belong by couchbarnacle reviews
Sometimes finding your place in the world is a longer and rougher journey than you could ever imagine. Thankfully, you find the people to help you through it along the way. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Granted by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
They say you can often take the best things in your life for granted. "You don't know what you have until it's gone." Who knew the ominous and enigmatic 'they' could be proven so horribly correct? .:. Johnlock. A memory loss fic. M for reasons. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,629 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hearts Filthy Mess by jennybel75 reviews
"You see but you do not observe." John discovers that impressions, like nail varnish, can hide much beneath an impenetrably opaque surface.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
New Private Entry by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"Don't be stupid, John. I'm not propositioning you to engage in sexual relations with me. I'm trying to do that thing people like to do – express their feelings, or whatever. I thought you might appreciate it instead of my acting on it." .:. nonsexual SJ
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Catacombs of My Mind by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I dive into my Mind Palace, winding through corridors and down into the Catacombs, where all my secrets are hidden. In this sanctuary, I have a special chamber for my imagination that I use for my Guilty Pleasure. .:. Johnlock. NOW WITH SEQUEL ATTACHED.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Symphony of Skin by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's slow. Sensual. But it isn't sex. .:. Features asexual!Sherlock and hetero!John in love, sharing an act of pure affection and trust. Includes nude body worship and sleepy snuggles, and happily mornings after. Rated M, despite lack of smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Green & Silver by thequeergiraffe reviews
The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Adventure of the Idle Hands by SuperSonic21 reviews
There are certain rules in the game that Sherlock can't afford to break: the consequences will get slowly worse as it goes on. It's time for Sherlock to play his most dangerous - and manipulative - opponent ever. Third story in the Silver!Verse series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Strictly Business by milverton reviews
Sherlock and John try out being "friends with benefits." It was nice, for a bit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 204 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Boundaries by sociopathicfemale reviews
John has been living with Fem!Sherlock for a few months now. Things change romantically. Although Sherlock thinks she can see straight through John, they still have to work through crimes and romance to stay afloat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Song of Sherlock by Sherlock'sScarf reviews
Sherlock/John have just discovered that there is more between them than friendship. Sherlock's past becomes an issue. Part 3 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. References to previous abusive relationship/dub-con/rape situations. M/M Slash. Français disponibles - notes voir.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
BBCSH 'Trauma: Blunt Force Object, Variation 1' by tigersilver reviews
PWP, fluff, hallway snogging, first times. Um, make that 'fast times'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Matter of Professional Integrity by sorion reviews
Things start falling into place, and John Watson needs to visit Mycroft Holmes once again. Post-Reichenbach. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Kiss to Build a Dream On by chaletian reviews
This is how it happened. Kathie/Nancy.
Chalet School - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John the BAMF Omega by ArwendeImladris reviews
S/J slash. Omegaverse. John may be an omega, but he refuses to bow down to overbearing alphas. When John goes into heat, Sherlock learns this...quite thoroughly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Burns Bright On a Friday Night by irridescentsong reviews
Sherlock's got a thing for uniforms. He's also got a secret. John's an Alpha, and doesn't know what to think. Warnings for: Omega!verse, uniform abuse. Johnlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Missed Opportunity by Lintilla reviews
After Sherlock leaves John at the crime scene in A Study in Pink, John is picked up by a certain cab driver. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,629 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Declaration Of Romantic Intent by velja reviews
John is sent one of those official notice papers, this one being a declaration of romantic intent. From Sherlock. Who filled it out in his own special way. Very special way. What's John to do about it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Variations on a Theme by ImpishTubist reviews
They were permutations of a set, compromised and negotiated; arranged and re-arranged until they found all the ways that fit. Variations on a theme, Sherlock sometimes liked to say. Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Date by Heart Torn Out reviews
John's going on a date with a certain consulting detective. Sherlock just doesn't know it yet. SLASH DON'T LIKE DON'T READ BUT YOU SHOULD READ!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Ending Cycle by IronicNarwhal reviews
Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Santa Baiting by PrettyArbitrary reviews
In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tale Of The Potter Children by Elizabeth Lily reviews
"You falling in love with a Muggle," James Sirius Potter- or rather Mycroft, as he is called in this world- says. "Grandpa Arthur would be proud."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The One I Need by KathAdrian reviews
AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come To Morning by sunnryder reviews
LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Interesting Drugs Bust by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Set in "A Study Of Pink". Lestrade's usual view of Sherlock is tilted during the drugs bust he performed. And he can thank the man's new companion for that.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pass me that lovely little gun by Moranion reviews
S/J, a really messed up look at everything. warnings for slash, mentions of violence, Nick Cave and a wildly unhealthy relationship. Horror genre for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Beginning of a Circle by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Torchwood crossover. John and Sherlock meet Torchwood for the first time. J/S
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whatever You Ask For by mazarin reviews
Follows Come Into My Parlor, Dark of the Alley, and Come Undone. John asks Sherlock for something he never expected. BDSM, Slash, Piercings
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Magic One Shots by grannysknitting reviews
What it says on the tin - a series of short, unrelated stories in the magic!John verse that didn't fit into either of the two stories I've written. Some serious, some cracktastic, some just for the fun of it. Rated for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opening Gambit by AGirloftheSouth reviews
After a case, John and Sherlock discover something that they didn't expect. Rated M. Is set before my story They're Only Echoes and has ties to that story, but both can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friends That Play Together by remuslives23 reviews
Friends that play together, stay together. See warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Those Touched By Death by nyssa123 reviews
One of the few, the chosen, John Watson is one of those touched by Death of the Endless.
Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Death, John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Blue by TheShoelessOne reviews
On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Come Undone by mazarin reviews
Sequel to Come Into My Parlor, and dovetailed with Dark of the Alley. Read those first to understand this. John and Sherlock figure out the nature of their relationship. BDSM. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by Keara reviews
#3 in my holiday series. Amanda Holmes is called to her youngest son's school. A Valentine activity has left him perplexed. Follows 'I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus' and 'For Auld Lang Syne.' John/Sherlock pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Moments and Lifetimes by blackash reviews
Over the centuries, John has found that there are only three things that never seem to change: war, the desert and Sherlock. De-anon from kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mutual Ignorance by EndOfThyme reviews
John can't figure out what possessed Sherlock to kiss him. He's lost and confused and Sherlock won't provide any answers. John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Catalyst Client by Loki's Campaign Manager reviews
Dr. Watson's early friendship with Sherlock Holmes is made complicated as he tries to hide the traumatic effects of his war memories. Can a peculiar case brought by an impish client help Holmes see Watson needs him? Rated just to be safe.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by grannysknitting reviews
AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Good Fellows Get Together by eprime reviews
Boys have needs. Who better to provide a healthy outlet than one's best mates? Threesome: Sirius/Remus/James Written for samhain smut 2010 on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Power Trip by eprime reviews
AU. Post-Hogwarts/Post War. James lived. Four friends are reunited. Threesome: James/Remus/Sirius Written for mwpp mischief prompt. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Betting Pools and Revelations by Withershins reviews
In which Sirius makes a startling realization, Remus reads a lot, and the students of Hogwarts are a little too nosy for their own good. SBRL slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seen by eprime reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Sirius learns to see Remus in a new way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All on a Sunday Morning by eprime reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Remus contemplates toast and his insane flatmates. Remus/Sirius, Remus/Toast
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fulcrum by eprime reviews
First War. Remus wants to help. Threesome: James/Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Excellent at Pitching by fuckingbrianaman reviews
Sirius decides to use some colorful expressions to help in his plan to cure his horrible sexual frustration, but he is taking some things for granted... Rating has changed for a reason, folks. Slash, by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stargazing by Jadzia Bear reviews
On a sleepless night, Mal shows Simon new ways to pass the time. But on a small ship, sex always changes things. Or does it? Mal/Simon slash.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Power Issues by Little Green Voice reviews
In the end of ”War Stories”, Simon is stitching Mal’s ear back on it’s place. Some interesting development ensues. Finally. Mal/Simon slash oneshot
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Simon, Mal - Complete
Coming Home by shadowycat reviews
An accident has robbed John Watson of his memory. Can he find his way back home? Told from Watson's POV.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Some Kind of Blind by Threepwillow reviews
Sirius doesn't understand how James and Peter aren't grasping the deeper meaning of Remus's musical birthday prank, but he's missing a piece of it, too, and it's possibly the most important one. :::RL/SB, pseudo-songfic, written for Remus's birthday!:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Twelve Days of Christmas by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
There's only twelve days left until Christmas day, and JD is beyond excited. But when strange packages start arriving at his door, the brunet can't help but wonder: What do they mean? And more importantly, who are they from?
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Correspondence Course by ellenscult reviews
Mal can't get Jayne off his mind. Consequences ensue. Warning: explicit m/m slash! If this is distasteful to you, or it's illegal where you are, don't read.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Why Can't Life Have Ratings? by JKWhite reviews
James walks in on something he didn't expect. RS, RSJ, LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Our unPrivate Relationship by Kipli reviews
Sequel to Our First CoxJD Reality starts to sink in as JD and Cox face a number of people learning about their relationship.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Mentor's Kink by EnigmaRose reviews
They've fallen into a routine. Dr. Cox stays in control because then he can pretend it's something it's not. But control is a funny thing. JDCox.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Waiting for JD by trek-grrrl reviews
JDCox. Perry couldn't wait for JD to be out of residency. PerryJordan, but that's only one little segment. Slashy implications in this one. Oneshot.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Four Elements by foxypixie reviews
Sort of prose, very short... Each Marauder is one of the Elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Origins by MidCircleNine reviews
OneShot. A prankster is running loose in Hogwarts. Three others want to join him. But first, they must figure out who he is..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Watching by Wyrmskyld reviews
Sirius is watching Remus, Remus is watching Sirius, James is watching them both, Lily is watching James, and Peter is watching the chessboard. Confused yet? I promise the story makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete