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Joined 08-26-10, id: 2512969, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 13 stories for Warriors, Mortal Instruments, Cats, Iron Fey Series, Blithe Spirit, and Glee.

HI!!!!!!!!!! hey yall fyi, my name was Mr. Mistofleas but now is CantaliaxMistoffelees Guess what? Now it's SpazzyJazzy xD Ph wow. that was fast. Now its just Jazz is A Spazz. it comes from a horse at my barn! Er... now... Team Puck Rules! And now Loves Klaine NOT Blaine

Name: Natty

Age: why tell?

Gender: not a boy

1+3= B 13=B 4=B 8=BB

Top favoerite iron fey characters:

1: Puck
2:Puck
3Grim
4:Puck
5:Puck
6:Puck
7: Puck
8:...you get the idea

Least favorite iron fey character:

ASH!!! HE MUST DIE!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think Puck should be with Meghan

Copy and paste this if the ending to Iron Queen was awkward

NOOOOOO! Meghan slapped Puck... how dare she???

l TEAM PUCK! l
_ copy and paste this into your profile if you are team PUCK!

If you Love DEATH NOTE, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Stuff About Me:

Books I like: The Iron Fey Mortal Instruments, Inkheart, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and...yeah. Others, too.

I have... 12 fictional boyfriends, all from different books/movies/plays.

Hello, so, my friend and i were listening to Mr Misoffelees on my iPod, and i wasnted to see how it would pronounce it

it came out as " Mr. Mistofleas" haha, and he looks like he has fleas, too!

Thanks to all who read my stories! first person to rewiew gets mentions on my proflie!

Thanks to: PlatoFan21 for being my first reviewer!

NykoaDelfanfiction anwered my question correctly! yay!

x-Stage-STARR-x got first place in my MistoxOC comp! Good job!

I am beginning to write another story, based on Jellicle warriors. It is not exactly the sequel, but you will recognize some characters by their characteristics. however, i am putting that on hold to write another story. chapter 2 is almost finished!

oh, wow, that was a long time ago. now, the story has chapt. 4 being written!

plus, i have a contest, and i new random story up, too.

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Robbie

Green

N

December

Black

Abby

7

Florida

Lake

I will someday own Jesse (my favorite horse)

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I shall let you all know if this happen...

Don't go around hating Slytherins!

If you think that Beta-fish sounds cooler than Beta-reader, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Jazz is a Spazz,

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think/know you have repaets of some of these copy and paste thingies, and add your name to the list: CantalinaxMistoffelees,

DE CATS OATH!

I promise to remember Tugger

When i see a Super Star

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap

When my mom says "Dont go to far"

I promise to remember the kittens,

When im playing around

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When im around town

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

When i see a magical trick,

I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble

When my brother gives me a flick

I promise to remember Skimble

When i am on a train

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When i wonder if im insanse.

I promise to remember Grizabella,

Who taught me how ro Rhyme,

I promise to remember Old Deutoromy

When it is my time.

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (sigh, I used to be able to; now I just don’t have that kind of time.)

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile. (I have it on my iPod and on CDs…)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

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If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Not that anyone deserves that...but...he does...)

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them; but that’s ‘normal,’ right?

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (That's kind of what happens when you're 'CATS'-mad...)

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If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

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DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than american History

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

'm the kind of girl who laughs at horror movies, then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops up.

Excerpt from a dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.

Huh? What is this thing, canon you speak of? DH never happened... lalalalala I can't hear you!

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.

A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

Slytherins: Dont hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters.

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Note on my science work

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to

make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Facts

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

(hands up who actually tried this!)

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X= true

You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
X
Gory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice.
XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
XYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.

Total: 6

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

37 things to do in a elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.0_0
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.(0.0)
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

(+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfiction! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list!

Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, NightsTheVocaloid, cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, sprcutep, JazzGirl123, ReaderWiterRider


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy, I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"


Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look fucking gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. If you want to learn Japanese & go to Tokyo, copy & paste this into your profile.


In memory of the Colombian University students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (-^_^-)


20 funny things to do when about to start an exam

1)When given your exam exclaim "Yay food" and eat your exam, tomato sauce is optional.

2)In the middle of the exam stand up and rip your exam up and throw it up into the air and scream "Happy birthday, It's a white Christmas"

3) When done with your exam and the teacher asks for it hold it tightly and say "No these documents are highly classified"

4) Half way into the exam stand up and scream "And he scores!"

5) Ten minutes into the exam walk up to the teachers desk and hand her your blank exam, when she asks where are the answers say "I filled them in with invisible ink, you need invisible glasses to read them"

6) In the middle of your exam, raise your head slowly and say in a deep voice "It's time" Then stand up and exclaim "Everybody dance now!" and start dancing.

7) Miss an exam and the next day when the teacher asks where you were say "I was here but I was wearing Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility"

8) Walk to the front of the class and scream as loud as you can "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES!"

9) Refuse to do your exam and say "I am trying to cut down on exams"

10) Stand up and sing "I am walking on Sunshine" and start dancing.

11) Run out screaming "Run away, Fire, Fire!"

12) Make up random answers on your exam like "I like Pickles"

13)Take one of your Bakugan into the exam and ten minutes into the test shout "Did you hear that, My Bakugan just talked to me, now I can go defeat Naga!" Then look at your watch and say "Shun can you teach me some ninja moves? Pretty pleeeeeease?!"

14) Shout random catch phrases like "To the Bat mobile" or "Take that you dirty alien scum" or "Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!"

15) Go up to the black board and write "The curse will be with you" Then run out screaming "The curse will be with you"

16) If you didn't study, when the teacher hands out the exam say "Sorry wrong class" and walk out.

17) Shout the wrong answers out.

18) Stand up and shout "Exercise time!" and run up and down the rows.

19)Put your hand up and ask "Ms/ Mr I don't understand this question" Then when she/he says "Ok I'll help you" Say "No it's OK" then whisper to the person next to you "Gimme your exam"

20) When walking in the exam room, don't walk skip up to the teacher's desk, take an exam and skip out shouting "Skip to the lu my darling!"


Here are some dumb Brain Busters.

A plane crashed on the border of

America and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.

Why did the dolphin swim the ocean? To catch the other tide.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it? The horses name was Friday.


If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

And if you wish that someday you will find the one who treats you like this repost...


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

" I will not tell Hermione to S.P.E.W again"


1) Puck

2) Ash

3)Meghan

4)Snape

5)Sirius

6)Remus

7)Rin

8)Akira

9)Shikitty

10) Gunji

11) L

12)BB

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Remus/L Don’t want to and never have

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Cha yeah...in his own way

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If BB got Akira pregnant????? Not happening

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ash and Remus? No, they're not gay

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sirius/Shikitty or Sirius/Gunji? Neither? Okay, Sirius/Gunji

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Rin walked in on Ash and BB having sex? He would be like "...?"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

When Meghan meets Gunji the exacutioner, she is very scared. But she sees that he is simply crazy and falls in love

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Puck/Akira? No way

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rin/BB

Don't worry, I'll get you more Jam

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Snape goes ninja on Puck

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Meghan? what?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Ash/Snape/Sirius? NOOOOOOOO

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Gunji: Tama, I'm home!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Akira...? Um... get back to you on that?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Puck/Remus/BB:

Do NOT TOUCH MY JAM.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Gunji use on Ash: "Wanna fight? I have da claws!'

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

How might L descibe a relationship between Ash and Akira?

"More gay than Light!"

20) How emo is Seven?

Not much


THREE NICKNAMES:
1. Natty
2. Yellow
3. Kurt

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. ReaderWriterRider
2. TeamPuckRules
3. Snapey Doodle

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. eat dinner
2. homework
3.go on FF

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My amazingness
2. My ability to remember quotes
3. The fact that I just got a haircut

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm not taht fast
2. My habit of breaking/losing things
3. I get too obsessed with stuff

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Italian
2. Irish
3. polish

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Spiders
2. You
3. Your face

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shorts
2. T-shirt
3. glasses

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Sleep.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Computer
2. iPod
3. My books

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. The Monkees
2. The Beatles
3. Ian Axel

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Cuddle with cute animals
2. ride
3. party

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Waltz-Ian Axel
2. As If We Never Said Goodbye- Barbara Strisan
3. Defying Gravity- The Briliant Person who wrote the soundtrack to Wicked

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Cross-Countyr
2. Writing a good story for once
3. Not being too obsessed

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not going to the Glee concert
2. Insulting Robbie
3. Liking Robbie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. I
2. don't
3. know

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Money to homeless shelter
2. ???
3. An awesome person

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I love school
2. I am brave enough to fall off a horse XD (Yes, Clara I'm talking to you)
3. I hate offensive people

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Pass
2. Pass
3. Pass

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. he has to be funny
2. He has to accept the crazy me for who I am.
3. He has to like reading

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO DO:
1. Be nice
2. convince people I'm not crazy
3. Talk in large groups

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. the carosel
2. my old school
3. vacations

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A horse
2. A laptop
3. A Warbler

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. I'm constantly obsessed with something
2. Riding a pony when I was like, two
3. reading too much

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. reading
2. writing
3. role-playing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. ride Jesse
2. Party!
3. go on gmail

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. writer
2. horse person
3. actress

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR THE HOLIDAYS:
1. England
2. Kentucky
3. Ireland

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Ferb
2. Phineaus(?)
3. Hobbes

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Darren
2. Chris
3. Kurt

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Natalia
2. Samantha
3. Christina

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Own Jesse
2. be in the newspaper for something good
3. Go clubbing ^_^


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies.


Music Quiz: put your Ipod on shuffle and fill in the questionnaireOpening credits: Kids in America (Okay..)

Waking up: Our first time (Doesn't fit)

First day at school: The story of us (not really... maybe)

Falling in love:Grenade (Kinda)

Fight song:The Lazy song (No)

Breaking up: Born This Way (Maybe)

Prom: I want to hold your hand (Yeah)

Mental breakdown: Mean (Could be)

Driving: Happy Days Are here again (Perhaps)

Flashback: Don't Stop Believing (...depends...)

Getting back together: Everythign at once ( no)

Wedding: Marry You (XD)

Paying the dues: Dream A Little Dream (Ok)

Night before the war: Pure Imagination (What war? No)

Final dance: Leave Me Alone (XD No)

Funeral song: Better Than Revenge (Probably not)

End credits: Count on Me (I guess)


Oh no I bit my tongue, now its a vampire.
OH NO! NO Its gonna bite me but wait I'M ALREADY A VAMPIRE! OH NO!
I'm going insannnneee! *curls up in fetal position*

I'm not mentally confused, no, I'm not, You can tell by how seriously I am speaking to this stop sign.

They tortured you? You were tortured by them? Thats my jobbb!!

R is Overrated

Live Die and Love it

I don't hate you, I just hate your guts.

Harry: Oh yeah? Well we have the one thing Voldemort doesn't have! Noses!

Hermoine: I thought it was, a reason to fight back?

Ron: And Hair!

Harry: Yeah and that!

Hermione: What about good reasons


PLEASE READ THIS
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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In the Silence of the Night by graceofnight reviews
Santa Clause fic. 1858 A.D. Dark times have fallen on the elves at the North Pole, especially Head Elf, Bernard. Things change, though when a human girl accidentally ends up at the Pole, determined to make it right. Before the movies. May be T later.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2007
Elfangor's Son by o0tyarah0o reviews
"Dad?" Tobias asked softly. "What the- Dad, what are you doing?" I hid my face. No, no, this couldn't be happening! What was I supposed to do? How do you tell your 13-year-old son that his father is an alien? AU.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Elfangor, Loren
When Firestar Ate Someone by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
One day, Firestar decided to eat someone... this leads to a very hard habit to break. Firestar has turned cannibalistic. Who will he eat next? The first chapter was a joke. Amazingly, the story has grown into something beyond that joke. Don't be afraid to read this... despite the amount of chapters, the chapters are very short, so go... delve into the craziness.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Firestar
Ask Auntie Misty by Insanemistosingsmore reviews
An advice column, where Misto will answer all your questions. What could be better? Credit for the idea goes to Robyn-Enjolras.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mentally Linked by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile
Jellicle for a night by Lady Perla reviews
Who would've ever thought that one of my pets has magic powers and that he could turn me into a cat for a night? I really had no idea how to describe this story but I did my best! Pls R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Wizards meet Jellicles by OllivLynnandDarinda reviews
When Hermione, Harry, and Ron have to go to the Junkyard to destroy Voldemort and Macavity, Hermione gets to learn about love, crushes, and jealousy. So do Ron and Harry. Oh boy. Rated T for some language my loose tongue and certain situations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Singing in the Rain by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
Matt,Mello,Near,L,BB,Light,Misa,Alec,Magnus,Jace,Clary,Simon,Izzy,and an OC named Melissa are all stuck in a building due to a storm.So what do they do?Why they have a singing contest of course.The story is not as bad as the summary.There will be CRACK!
Crossover - Death Note & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
As if by Ilma reviews
The story is set in the late 1920ies. Rose is unhappily married to Cal. Both she and Jack are lonely. But fate has more plans for them... Please review and tell me how you like it.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 229,721 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Bellatrix dies by Artie.freaking.Abrams reviews
Bellatrix is caught off guard when revenge is taken on her for killing Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
The Surface by HunterJumper15 reviews
I wrote this about 5 years ago but revised it. Based on the trailer on Youtube, Jack comes back and is on a mission to find Rose, but her two grandchildren, Lexi and Ashlee must find a way to reunite them.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
So blind by BondSlave reviews
"Why?" I whispered. "Why do you hang around? You and Ash could've died today."Pucks heartbeat sped up under my fingers. His voice, when it came, was very soft, almost a whisper."I wouldve thought youdve figured that out by now."W/shouldve happened! R&R
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
MASH Story by GoingUpInSmoke reviews
A silly story my friend and I made while we were play M.A.S.H might be a little OOC. Beta'd by my friend Jazz is a Spazz, might be some errors cuz she didn't watch/read Death Note. Rated T for BB
Crossover - Death Note & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - BB, Flynn R.
The Princess and The Servant by Miscellaneous 7 reviews
For Julie Kagawa's The Queen Is Coming: Contest and Giveaway. "Right then and there, I decided to be one-hundred percent fey and stop lying to myself: I was in love with Meghan Chase." -Puck.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
Catniss Story by Artie.freaking.Abrams reviews
After the war of the districts, Catniss and Pita think that a happily ever after will be simple... WHat they don't know is that a visit from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry will seriously change their plans!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M., Katniss E.
Surprise at School by xFantasyLife reviews
Meghan goes back to school after being exiled from the Nevernever, with Ash. They're in for a surprise.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ash, Meghan
The Human School Project by Icewine Rose reviews
Bernard has been selected to go to a humans house in a student-exchange program setup...but with a girl! But what happens with the girl's dead mother ends up being a target of Jack Frost? BernardxOC Rated T for some language only. R&R please!
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010
Harry Potter and The Mortal Instruments by love cute kittys reviews
Jace and Clary and the other people in the Mortal Instruments series are notified about something that could destroy the world unless they take action so they must get help from Harry Potter and Hogwarts in general. I am not good at writing summaries btw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Harry P.
From Quaxo to Misto by aralana765 reviews
Misto's perspective on his song.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Warriors Meet the Jellicles! by Ginakabina reviews
What happens when the six Clan cats who went to discover Midnight meet the happy cheerful Jellicles?
Crossover - Warriors & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - BrambleStar, Munkustrap - Complete
Blame Shakespeare by Riley Carbine reviews
In which the villain wins. Rated T for safety.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Flynn R., M. Gothel - Complete
Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Secretariat's Last Thoughts by AnimeWolf101 reviews
What was Big Red thinking as he was getting ready for that last dash to the finish line in the 1973 Belmont Stakes? My take on it from the movie's perspective. Small one-shot. R&R
Secretariat - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
First Kiss 2 Entry by MacavityManiac reviews
so, this is one of my old stories bt im posting it again for CantaliaxMistoffelees's MistoxOC contest. enjoy again!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
I should have been there by HumanGuineapig reviews
A little tragic story for Coricopat and Tantomile. When Cori is killed, when he is murdered, Tantomile thinks of that day, of the events that took place. She says how sorry she is, how she should have been there. Sorry for crap summary, story is good!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Tantomile, Coricopat - Complete
CATS: One Shots by London Doghouse reviews
A place for my Cats One shots and drabbles. First Up: Misto/Victoria Suicidal Magic Show.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Tellall by Quill of Thoughts reviews
Who is Quaxo? And why does Mistofelees look so much like him? Only two cats in the junkyard know, and they've decided to tell. NOT slash, and it gets better as it goes on, so don't just read the first chapter.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Aftermath of Obsession by HumanGuineapig reviews
A series of one-shots from different Jellicles showing how they see Munkustrap after he is rescued from Macavity's torment...and wondering if he'll ever be the same. Or if he'll be broken forever. This goes with my fan fic called 'Obsession' :D
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Munkustrap - Complete
The new Jellicle by HumanGuineapig reviews
Munkustraps humans find a new kitten, she becomes a Jellicle. Why does she look like Munkustrap? Why is Macavity so interested with her?Will she be happy with her family & find love while surviving Macavity's attempts on her life? Better than it sounds!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Battle of the Bands by raptoregg64 reviews
Junkyard Recordings has issued a competition to all high schools in the Junkyard district. Their students must form their owns bands, and compete to get to the very top! Misto has entered, but will he be able to get his band under control and win?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Too Late by One Fujoshi Otaku Among Many reviews
She taught him how to use magic. She helped him throughout almost everything. She was always there-but he never noticed her. Not till it was almost too late.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Tantomile - Complete
Not What It Seems by Robin Gurl reviews
OLD STORY. Griz OOC. AU world. oO Makes little to no sense and does NOT run with my regular CATS universe! Read and Review Please Moved to CATS category. ONE SHOT.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Grizabella - Complete
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Reunion reviews
A Glee future!fic. The Warblers and New Directions are out of college, and Rachel organizes a reunion for the two Glee clubs. Nothing could go wrong... right? Rated K for now, rating will probably go up.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Bradman, a Maid, and a Blithe Spirit
Basically,the true story of what happened to me Natalia and my friend Ariella when we did Blithe Spirit at our school. Characters being the one's we played...
Blithe Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,056 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Edith, Violet B.
From Warlock to Jellicle to ShadowClan Cat
Sequel to Of Werewolves, Warlocks and Jellicle Cats and Jellicle warriors. Samantha AKA Cantalina, Mistoffelees, and their new son Mingus visit their friends in ShadowClan to give Mingus warrior trainig... what could go wrong?
Crossover - Warriors & Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Of Werewolves, Warlocks, and Jellicle Cats reviews
Samantha Tripps is devestated when her boyfriend, Magnus breaks up with her. But then she meets amazing Jacob Brent. But he's not your typical mundane. She finds that he is much different. Summary sucks, just read it!
Crossover - Cats & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Puck Goes Home reviews
Alternate ending to iron King: puck has been banished to the human world forever for helping Meghan. The only way to return is to seek help from and enemy... but at a terrible price...
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Puck, Ash - Complete
Jellicle family trees reviews
soooo... jsut my opinion on the question that will never be confirmed...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Jellicles and Blithe Spirit
What if the Jellicles were acting in Blithe Spirit? Who would they play? Just the cast list, maybe a story later? I am getting rid of the story part, becasue i have no time to write it.
Crossover - Cats & Blithe Spirit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
RogerSeason2
same as before.. chairman is still missing and Roger comes back!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Rogerseason 1 reviews
Chairman Meow goes missing, and Magnus isn't happy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
RandomJellicleDisclaimers
just a few disclaimers with me, Cantalina Misto, Cori, and Tanto obviously
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Tantomile, Coricopat
Jellicle Warriors reviews
When Mr. Mistoffelees finds and rescuses two ShadowClan kits, he finds himself thrown into the Clan cats's life. Mean while, Dovewing, a ThunderClan warrior finds connections with cats she didn't even believe existed.
Crossover - Warriors & Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
COB Randomness: Magnus Bane is Cool! reviews
random Oneshots about COB Characters. rated T just to be safe. Don't read if you like Simon!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Last Thoughts reviews
Mistoffelees thinks about life in his last few minutes after a fight with Macavity. I'll warn ya, it ight make ya' cry! Thanks to ALL who Reviewed, you MADE MY DAY!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
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