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Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 4,938 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crest by Tsume Yuki reviews
Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 684 - Published: 3/6 - [Rhaegar T., Harry P.] Viserys T., Arthur D. - Complete
The incredible Greg by Zaxarus reviews
How could reading a comic change Greg Goyle's first year? What does he really think about his boss Draco? And what will be Snape's part in this? Humorous one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Hermione G., Gregory G. - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the raping of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,553 - Reviews: 3959 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32469 - Favs: 19,362 - Follows: 15,738 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand by High Plains Drifter reviews
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,005 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
Still Truckin' by fringeperson reviews
Even so many years after the standard 'truck' is long gone, theirs included, the expression still fits the odd couple. The last of their kind, when at one point they were thought to be the next stage. Now they're on a ship and have found a girl who the government tried to artificially make like an old friend. Don't own. LxR
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,246 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Rogue, Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Lost and found by Paralelsky reviews
Rick and his group kept running into him, this lone survivor and his dog. Maybe they could add one more to their group? (A series of one-shots)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Rick G., Daryl D. - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Mind Trap by LainellaFay reviews
"Harry, do you know who Malfoy's been visiting?" – Years after the war, Hermione's in St. Mungo's thinking she's a Healer, but her mind is not to be trusted. Memory-charm. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 449 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Setting the Bar Low by Sarah1281 reviews
When Gabriel stood against Lucifer, he never expected to be the Archangel left standing. Michael's not happy but it's occurring to Gabriel that he has a lot of things to say to this brother, too. Hopefully this reunion will be a little less stab-happy than the last one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,085 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Illusions of Grandeur by Kanathia reviews
Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 480,015 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
The Astria Porta Project by solunvar reviews
The United Kingdom was the region Moros was active in the most. Centuries after his 'departure', the findings of several of his possessions herald a new age for mankind on Earth with the Commonwealth concurring the Americans' SGC. Harry Potter / Stargate SG1 / Atlantis crossover. Repost of 2008 original.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,410 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chain by Ooshka reviews
Canon characters. Set three years after DEA. Eric is back in Louisiana, perhaps for the last time. Some ties can never really be severed, and Eric is intent on visiting what once was his. No E&S HEA.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,166 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Eric, Pam, Sookie - Complete
Baker's Dozen by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Harry P., D. Morgan] - Complete
Snjóflóð by California Kat reviews
While all hell broke loose in Louisiana, Eric Northman went home to heal from his sister's and maker's deaths. Will his decision to isolate himself lead to his own death? Warning: This is an outtake from the Season 6 finale of True Blood from Eric's POV (don't read if you don't want the spoiler). ONE SHOT. Mostly Eric w/ a little E/S hinting.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Top Secret Valor by thebigianthead reviews
When NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs and his team investigate a Marine Corps General's death, an Air Force Lieutenant General named Jack O'Neill becomes a person of interest. To complicate things, Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis is pressuring NCIS Director Leon Vance who pressures Gibbs to get information about a special project, also known as a top secret program.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
What He Likes by solojones reviews
6 months post-Reichenbach, Sherlock approaches Irene with an unusual job offer: he wants to shoot up, and he needs someone to mind him. But can she remain detached whilst Sherlock spirals deeper and deeper into his addiction? A dark and frank character and relationship study. M for pervasive drug use, some language, and sexual content. Adlock. Followed by The Way the Heavens Go.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,145 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Iceman & the Coffee Boy by Soledad reviews
When Ifan Jones dies, life changes forever for his son, Ianto. The revealing of a family secret drives him away from Cardiff, to the anonimity of London. Little does he know that his journey has just begun.Story complete.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Ianto J., Mycroft H. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Scholar by Morena Evensong reviews
"...the briefing room door opened, admitting an old man with pure white hair that fell half-way down his slightly-stooped back and a beard that came down to his waist and clutched a tall wooden walking stick, which was topped with a light purple glass ball... "Daniel, I thought you said he was an expert on Medieval Europe, not an expert from Medieval Europe," Jack muttered."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,303 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 608 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Scifi by T-man626 reviews
A mummy-like corpse discovered in NYC brings Castle and Beckett into contact with a world that feels like a bad science-fiction novel.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,235 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Shattered by AllyDLV reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,444 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 226 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 540 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 268 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 598 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Anne Boleyn, the Witch Queen by cruelangel101 reviews
Henry VIII had once said Anne Boleyn seduced him with witchcraft in order to get out of his marriage. What if Anne Boleyn was indeed a witch? What if a seer's vision informed Anne of her fate early? Detailed summary inside...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tudors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Anne Boleyn - Complete
The Cold Before Dawn by tradermare reviews
Eric makes a pit stop on his way to a new job but will he stay after he meets the owner of the town bar? AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,338 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 7,569 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chasing A Ghost by GoofyGal2008 reviews
As Meredith begins a new chapter in her life with Derek, the search for answers about her own family leads to revelations that will alter everything she thought she understood about the woman who raised her. Sequel to 'One Day Closer To You'.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,810 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Ellis G., Meredith G. - Complete
Stargate 4077 by T-man626 reviews
AU during Moebius. The trip to Egypt goes wrong and SG-1 plus General O'Neill lands just short of the 38th parallel.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
At The Bottom by coldqueen reviews
She came home because for a brief time she was the girl she used to be; but the world down South isn't the same as it once was. Starring Rogue and Eric Northman, maybe a wee bit shippy.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & True Blood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rogue, Eric N. - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Drained by Suki59 reviews
This interrupts Book 1 and finds Sookie discovering a dark mystery. She fears for her life and goes to Eric Northman for help. Drained was nominated for 3 You Want Blood Awards.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,748 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 414 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by JA Baker reviews
Eli wasn't the first person Rush went to for help...
Crossover - Numb3rs & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Charlie E., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Siren's Kiss by JaneAus10 reviews
This AU story begins when a young Kara Thrace is rescued from a nuked and dying Picon along with her best friend Karl Agathon. It follows them to Caprica and her eventual meeting with Lee Adama and relates the ways in which their lives are changed forever when her destiny crosses his. Image Credit: Detail of The Kiss by Gustav Klimt. COMPLETE.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 726,726 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - [L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck] OC - Complete
Compromised by Ivanolix reviews
Sam and Jolinar escape the ashrak, but leave the SGC in a lurch and themselves with all the cards stacked against them in a hostile galaxy. Gen. AU off In the Line of Duty. Sam and team centric.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 343,509 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Out of the Ashes by leiasky reviews
Jack is left to pick up the pieces of his broken life after Sam and the Hammond disappear. Post SGU premier episode but there should be no spoilers here.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,723 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Raggedy Edge by Annerb reviews
During a rescue mission gone awry, Sam and Jack end up stranded in another galaxy where they find themselves passengers on a ship called Serenity. Sam/Jack EST
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,850 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - S. Carter, Mal - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 9,516 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5659 - Favs: 11,766 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 793 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 530 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Beneath the Stains of Time by Annerb reviews
Fifty years after the extinction of the human race, Jack O’Neill wakes to discover that he may be the only one capable of undoing it, but not without a price. Apocafic, Angst, Sam/Jack established relationship, some Daniel/Vala, Jack/Vala friendship/ust
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2007 - J. O'Neill, Vala - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meaning of the Name by Lady Salazar reviews
What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,605 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Kin by Water Mage reviews
BSG.SG.crossover. Long ago, a race divided and went their seperate ways. One faction settled the planet Kobol. The other settled on Earth. Eventually, all things come full circle and the race known as the Alterans will again be one.
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Literary Giants by M. Wheels reviews
Set after "Tell Our Mom's." Following the disasterous Peace Talks, McQueen and Kylen Must leave The Saratoga and begin to rebuild their lives on Earth. The chapters are between 900 and 2500 words in length.
Space: Above and Beyond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2001 - Published: 12/14/2001
The Moving Finger Writes by Lattelady reviews
An epic tale of the Wildcards and Queen 6. Follows McQueen through detox, divorce, loss of the Angels, all that happened druing the Chig War and beyond. Romance, political intrigue and our favorite Marines at their best.
Space: Above and Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 189,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2001 - Published: 7/14/2001 - Complete