Heya! The name's Nick Austin. I use this username quite a lot but I don't think anyone recognizes me. T-T

I'm 21 (on Nov 25th 2011). I'm not disclosing any more information than that. No one can know my country origin or my real name coz I get a lot of bad remarks from people who knew where I'm from. I hate those idiot racists and if those who read my work are racists then don't ever talk to me. Yea, i have a thing about discrimination.

Anyway, I'm a HUGE yaoi fan. My fav pairings includes:

1) SasuNaru

2)GrimmIchi

3)LLight

4)RikuSora

5)SessInu

6)KaiJou

7)Bevin (well, the other way around but still) 1st cartoon yaoi pairing in ma book!

and some other pairings that are not much of a concern. My first priority would forever be SasuNaru but I may add in a GrimmIchi story I've been working on though it's so far from finishing. And now FF is making me seriously nervous with their newly enforced Rating M. *sigh heavily and sadly*

Neways, enjoy my work.

Oh yeah, I do hope no one tries to re-make my stories or claim that I stole their idea coz that would be ridiculous. I live alone and in seclusion and the only handful of people who know of my stories live either in the same house as me or are family. That and I have no contact with the outside world except for the internet and I hate socializing very much.

K, that's all!

P/S: In retaliation to my lovely devilish sister's updated profile, Miss Hana ladies and gents, she's nuts. Don't listen to her, she's nuts. No matter how many times she tells you she's an orange, well, by then everyone knows she's nuts. Hahahaha!!!

Also, don't mind her and her green obsession. RED IS THE WAY TO GO!!! xDDD

Nick_austin90

Done works:

Surviving Life's Surprises Sidestory: Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

Oz the Wonderland (Hikaru No Go: AkiHika)

Waltzing Away (Glee, Klaine)

Current works:

SasuNaru: Married to an Uchiha

GrimmIchi: Surviving Life's Surprises

Nick_austin90

The reviews I love the most:

Married to an Uchiha

XMistressDevilx

"Mistress: First, what I want to say is, "Now, I'm the one riding him," Kiba said as he jumped onto Akamaru's neck and sat there. Hahahaha...you set yourself up for that one. That's so wrong, but I couldn't help it. To funny. My Gods, absolutely hilarious. I have tears in my eyes. Clutching my stomach.

Devil: Anyway, I'm so excited. So excited for the next chapter, I can't wait till they 'meet' each other. Great Chapter this is.

Till next time,

Devil's Mistress*

(I lol'ed so hard when i read this! I didn't realize it either!!! xDDD)"

S.Wright

"This chapter is why enjoy this story. In the chapter leading up to the wedding, there was harmonious balance between the characters and with plot. There were two strangers being married. Not even at their wedding did meet, they were to just accept it. If they fell in love then great, if they hated each other and tried to kill each other in their sleep, then that was okay, too, but they were going to get married, come hell or high water. Reading that made me want to read more about Sasuke and Naruto's life as they stopped being resentful strangers forced into a union neither wanted, and become affectionate lovers who shared their lives. For me, this chapter goes back to that idea of and it was worth the wait.

I was wrong, you have an very interesting take on Sasuke, but I still like your story and I looked forward to your next chapter.

Sean"

(had to delete some words coz I won't ever have it put here, ever. )

Surviving Life's Surprises

Loreto W

"Since the first time I read this story I fell totally in love with it. It's wonderful. Your characterization is the most outstanding aspect! I love the way in which you catch everyone's personality specially with Shiro and Ichi! They are incredible! :) The moments in with Ichi converse with Shiro are priceless! I do really love your story, but your narration, the way in which you describe things and the plot are great too! You really have very good writing skills, I enjoy every word you write! And Imaginate that Spanish is my first language ;) This story is incredibly cute and love the way in which you are developing it. You are very good and with your effort and love have created a very enjoyable story :) Please keep on writing it and do your best because until now you have been doing an amazing job! Thank you a lot for the nice moment ;) hehe yeah! Because I have a great time reading your nice chapter :) and I love Grimm and Ichi being the parents of Princess! I hope you choose a nice name for her ;) she deserves it! Take care of yourself and see you in the next ;)"

(Aww, you made me blush. And thank you very much!)

Nick_austin90

SasuNaru is my life (seriously, I'm not exaggerating).

GrimmIchi is the spice for my mind (truthfully, I've yet to love a pairing so alike to each other).

RikuSora is the very example of diverse (seriously, Sora's bubbly-ness is waaaaaaaaay past Naruto's).

LxLight is waaaaaaaay too smart for me (I tried L's smart talking. Didn't work out so well T_T).

Inucest is the only non-human pairing I adore! (Also the only incest pair I simply cannot ignore.)

KaiJou is the newest obsession! (I haven't read Yu-Gi-Oh! in like 5 years! This pairing just cropped up!)

Hmm...I have this nasty habit of loving only one pairing per manga/anime...

Nick_austin90

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Please read it and think about all the unwanted children that get murdered every day.

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Post this in your profile if you think abortion's terrible

Nick_austin90

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; (they already are! DDDYou love reading this reader’s profile; (aww, I luv u too)
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; (Die biatch!!!)
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-depressant drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; (Die biatch!!!)
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;

You sigh as this list ends XD (had this re-touched coz I'm not guilty for everything...yet XP)

Nick_austin90

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just... stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Nick_austin90

SasuNaru fans, copy-paste this to your profile :

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

An official interview with Kishimoto

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development.

Random comments from the interview above :

“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Naruto Quiz Thing

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara, Sasuke used to be at 3rd but since the bastard tried to kill Naruto, blondie gets his spot. Itachi is at 2nd . Love him even if he's dead. T_T

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? You crazy?! SasuNaru is the ONLY pairing worth attention! (in my skull that is)

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Damn huge fan of yaoi. Hentai just works once in a while.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope. Cosplaying is and never will be my thing. But I like dressing up small dolls (yes, I;m a big kid, Got a problem with that?!)

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Uhh, not much anymore...but I have THOUSANDS of SasuNaru pics! I just can't help gazing at them from time to time...*sigh dreamily*

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Uhh, no. But...

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I like KibaHina. Naruto is Sasuke's PROPERTY! (Sasuke: I thought you said in your story we belonged to Kishimoto-sensei. Me: Shut it Uchiha!)

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!!! The other...thing! Should just go to hell, burn, reborn, go to hell, burn and all over again!

9) Which team is your favorite? Uhh, none really. I just like the characters rather than teams but I'd say I like Shika's team a lot. Their coordination is great.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No longer. But I like the stories fans made regarding that theory.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? I was hell bent on hating that fact btu i got over it. He's really Naru's dad. *sigh*

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!!!!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti. If he's not with Naruto then I hate him. Naruto is the harmonizer. (seriously, i get very angry just looking at Sasuke;s face!)

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? Nope. After the violent episode between the two I refused to read or watch anymore Naruto...

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Hmm...nope. The before the time-skip yea. After that...not yet.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Wuut?

17) Sub or dub? Sub. I can personally say I hate dubs but recent dubs aren't that bad. I still hate Naruto dubs...

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I neither hate nor love her but...(Die biatch!!!)

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Not really into him...

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? I dun care...-_-

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? O_O I'm gonna *bleeergh*!

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? I freaking do NOT wanna see any of that! I already have been traumatized by Sasuke's and Naruto's (boy) images...*shiver*

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both. Sometimes he's weird but sometimes he's cool.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Uhh, Naru maaaaaaaaaybe

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Those on my radar I love to death!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Hehehe, working on that.

27) Do you like lemons? You'd be surprised at the concentration of citrus acid in my skull. It's crazy!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep...but not about my...obsession though.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Whuuuuuuuuuuut?

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? -_- Again, wuuuuuuuut?

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? I don't think so...wait, maybe I did!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? I draw a lot but never yet SasuNaru in public. But I did show some to the one guilty of converting me to a yaoist.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? My teachers saw me drawing a lot of things and they'd just stay quiet coz they know my brain functions a lot better when I'm not paying attention to them.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yep. Totally. No doubt about that.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nah...i don't collect merchandise. I collect anything I can from the net.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yaoi in there? Then I'm in! Coz hentai might get me to sleep.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Never even heard about that!

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Started around last year, April if I'm not mistaken.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?Fuck no! I HATE his cursed form! D

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Why make an OC for a manga that already has sooooooooooo many characters?

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I tried toning it down a bit but...>DDD

Nick_austin90

QUOTES ON MY INSANITY

-People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
-Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
-I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.
-The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
-Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
-Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
-What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
-Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
-Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there!
-If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.
-I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
-You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
-Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever
-At least 5 inanimate objects hate me (my laptop, my mouse, my handphone, my headphone, my wallet, my internet proveder...wait, how many was it again?)
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.
-Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!
-The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.
-I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.
-The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

QUOTES ABOUT ME

-You're intoxicated by my very presence.
-Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
-For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!
-If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
-I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
-It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.
-I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
-You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!
-I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
-I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.
-I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
-I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.
-It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
-That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.
-I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
-Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.
-I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.
-I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
-I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.
-Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.
-I have Sarcasm, what's your superpower?
-I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.
-Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!
-Life is like a chipsmore cookie. First its there then it isn't...wait, that's a sad thing right?
-I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!
-Everyone needs to believe! I believe I'll go read some mangas
-I obsess! And I think intensely!
-We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge… I pick out the funereal arrangements.
-I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears streaming down my face, the first thing he says is, "Baby, whose ass do I have to kick?"
-I give you this rose and hope that you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection
-I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous
-I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninja's that hide in the dark.
-Can't stand me? Then sit down.
-You're a good friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
-"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."
-Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.
-My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…
-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
-I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
-Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
-If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!
-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. *sizzles*

-I’m bored…run for your sanity.

-May I kill you sometime today?

QUOTES OF ADVICE

-Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.
-Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful
-Only you can change my life no one else can do it for you
-You cant expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them
-Best friend's are the sisters God forgot to give you
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
-Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
-Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
-You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
-If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
-There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!
-Chocolate is better than boys. Why? Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.
-Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
-When all else fails bring out the duct tape.
-One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
-A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart. but true friends only poke each other with bendy straws
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!
-If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.
-Color outside the lines, it really pisses people off (at least it pisses me off xD)
-Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
-Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.
-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
-Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.
-Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.
-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-Hard work never killed anyone - but why take that risk?
-Early to bed, Early to rise makes people suspicious...
-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-When in doubt, Mumble
-You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...
-There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.
-It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
-There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

-I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

THINGS TO PONDER

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-People who say anything is possible, obviously have never tried to slam a revolving door
-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
-He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.
-Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
-Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be mpossible?
-How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to make a camp-fire?
-If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?
-Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
-Drunk driver run through -stop signs; High drivers stop and wait for them to turn green

FACTS OF LIFE

-Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun
-Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
-Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
-All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...
-The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
-The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
-Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!
-Girls are 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who takes a step back to admire his work
-The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
-Life is a job. Death is the Lord's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is human's way of saying, "I quit." Immortality means, "I like my job."
-Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
-Curiosity killed the cat, but remember, cats have nine lives.
-Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
-Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
-It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.
-Absinthe, like LSD only legal!

-Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity just got the blame

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This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

Nick_austin90

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Nick_austin90

Naruto Survey:

How did you discover Naruto? My now best friend happened to be the school’s manga supplier, at least to friends of my age. I started borrowing her magz and at that time Naruto debuted in out country. I didn’t fell in love with it straight away but I kept an eye out for the story.

Do you recommend Naruto to other people? I think I had, at least a few years after I discovered the manga. Not anymore now though. I hate Sasuke…even though I’m a big fan of SasuNaru…

Are you happy you discovered Naruto? I think so…

Are you obsessed with Naruto? Used to…*sob*

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? No moar…*sob harder*

WHEN did you first discover Naruto? WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD!!!! xD

Who is your favorite male character? Gaara. Hands down.

Who is your favorite female character? No one. Maybe Kushina or Tsunade but no one really.

Who is your least favorite character? UCHIHA FUCKING SASUKE! Damn you B*TARD!!!

Which character do you think is most misunderstood? NARUTO! Grrr!!!

Which character is most underrated? Konohamaru…err…

Which character has the worst past? NARUTO! And Gaara-my-heart-and-soul

What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? Whimsical…feh

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? YESH! STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT DUCK BUTT A*HOLE!!!

Do you even like Lee? Yes! He’s cool! I just hate his hair!

Do you hate Sasuke? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DIE YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you hate Yashamaru? Who noa?

Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? No. He needs moi!

Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? I think I’ve met a few people…*sob*

Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chunin? YES! He’s awesome!

Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chunin? I don’t think Naruto deserves to be one…hehehe

Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight? Yea…maybe…I dunno

Do Shino's bugs creep you out? NOPE! But he creeps me out with his glasses.

What do you think of Kankuro's outfit? Uhhhhhhhhhhh…..no comment.

What do you think of Sasuke's outfits? I should just kill that ass*ole and have his wrapped in bandages so thick he can’t move or be recognized as a human then dump him into the deepest sea trench and….*grumblegrumble*

Should Naruto ditch the orange? Uhhh, no. His shippuden outfit is cool.

Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? YES DAMNIT! He looks awesome when he was younger!

Do you think Gaara is evil? WTF! He’s the sweetest most wonderful character in Naruto! (doesn’t want to remember incident of trying to kill Naruto or Konoha and regards trying to kill Sasuke-bastard- a good thing!)

Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? *shivers* I hate him and yes.

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? *giggles* Yeah. And he’s handsome!

Do you think Haku had pretty nails? Whuuuuu?

Did you originally think Haku was a girl? I think so…I don’t remember. It was sooooooooooooo long ago.

Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? Again, who nao?

Which character is the best looking? SUNA NO GAARA!!!!

Which character is the worst looking? Hoshigaki Kisame.

What was your first impression of Lee? Hideous.

Do you think Sakura is useless? Probably not so much….but I do think she’s a useless character. Oh, that’s what you mean! Haha!

Which female kicks the most ass? Tsunade!

Who should become the 7th Hokage? No one. I don’t think I care who becomes Hokage anymore. (sowwy Naruto!!!! Dx)

What is your favorite pairing? SASUNARU!!!!! SASUNARU!!!! SASUNARU!!!!

What is your least favorite pairing? Any pairing that has nothing to do with SASUNARU.

What pairing makes the least amount of sense? What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? Every other pairings which are not SasuNaru. I told you that already damnit! And Yaoi. Yuri is bad for my health.

Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? HELL YEAH!

Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? YESH! I’m learning how to draw yaoi. Hihihi.

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? Fantasy…uhh, if that’s what chu mean.

What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? WTF! NO HELL WAY! GRRRR!

Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics? Never read and never wanna go there!

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? NOPE! He’s my bolt of sunshine! X3

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? Everybody’s a genius, in their own way. Genius is not just about consuming knowledge like there’s no tomorrow. So yeah, I think Naruto’s a genius just not when it comes to books or numbers.

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? I…I have to agree even if it kills me inside to even THINK about it!

Did you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father before you actually found out? Yes…but I didn’t like the idea! Dx

Do you think Shikamaru and Choji are more than just friends? Hell yes. Please don’t say anymoar!

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? I dunno…maybe

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? He’s crazy. What cha think?

Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! XD

Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? Hell NO.

Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Eww…not that I hate it. Just I can’t stomach it.

Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 15 year old kids? Hey, they’re 17 now. Didn’t you know?

Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? Who says love knows age?

Do you like AU Naruto fics? Yep! The best are au fics, at least for me.

Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Nope. Hate them. Naruto has already way too many active characters.

Do you read NCS Naruto fics? Whuuuuut? Neva heard of it.

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? Ewww!

What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying? The ones who are super fixed on SasuSaku (OMG Imma barf!) and diss SasuNaru like there’s no tomorrow.

Do you mix your canon Naruto knowledge with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? Uhhh…sometimes. Hehe

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? When it concerns Naruto…usually I do, hehehe.

If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? Uhh, no. Why should I be? Those idiots diss my favorite pairing.

What's a good website for Naruto? Dunno, dun care.

Another? Dunno, dun care.

And one more? DUNNO, DUN CARE!

What's a good Naruto fanfiction? Lots, upon LOTS of plots!

And another? Lemony goodness my friend. B)

What's a good Naruto fanart? Actually able to make the characters out and not just make blobs with a little raven and a little yellow and call them Sasuke and Naruto.

And another? Not drawing Sakura (especially) or any other characters when Sasuke and Naruto are already on that paper.

What do you think about Asuma? Weird guy.

Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? Yeah…I guess

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Uhhhhh….dun care really

Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? WHY do people always talk like that! He looked f*king hideous in that form! OH MY GAWD!!!!

What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? He creeps me out. That thing in his mouth creeps me out even more. Thinking of it makes me shiver in disgust. Brrr.

Does it disturb you? Hell yes!

Does it haunt your dreams at night? Nope. I don’t insert creeps in my dreams.

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? I really do NOT want to read this! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

Do you think I'm insane for asking that? Yes. And I should murder you for even thinking about it.

If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? No one. I like Naruto the way it is. Maybe I could be the little people watching from the sidelines.

Why? Coz I wanna

What jutsu would you want? RASENGAN!

Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? Uhhhhhhh…

Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! DATTEBAYO! xD

Did you enjoy this survey? Gave me a lot of chills so yeah!

Nick_austin90

Katekyou Hitman Reborn

The First Character I Fell in Love With: Hibari Kyoya

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I do Now: Sawada Tsunayoshi

The Character Everyone Loves that I Hate: Rokudo Mukuro

The Character I Love that Everyone Hates: Xanxus

The Character I Want to be Like: Sawada Tsunayoshi

My Three Favorite Characters: Sawada Tsunayoshi, Hibari Kyoya, Primo/Giotto

My Three Least Favorite Characters: Kokuyo Gang (Rokudo Mukuro-baka as especially), Levi-ahou-athan -that makes three, right?-

My Favorite Pairing (s): Tsuna-Kyoko, YamaGoku(long ago), GokuHaru

My Favorite Villain(s): Byakuran, Gamma

My Hated Villain(s): Rokudo Mukuro, Millefiore Famiglia (except for Gamma and Byakuran)

My Favorite Arc(s) -if you read the manga or watch the anime-: Varia Arc, Future Arcs and Arcobaleno Fight Arc

My Least Favorite Arc(s): Inheritance Arc -point blank-

If you were the one creating Katekyo Hitman Reborn instead of the amazing Amano Akira sensei, what will you do/change?: I'd kill Rokudo Mukuro and not create the Shimon, coz honestly, they're a waste of space...I don't hate Enma, just the rest.

Nick_austin90

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be? (Added a few questions)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Nick's Soundtrack: Blue Bird by Ikimonogakari

Opening Credits: Hajimete Kimi to Shabetta by GagagaSP

Waking Up: Tobira no Mukou E by Yellow Generation

First Day At School: Happy People by Skoop On Somebody (I sound so...optimistic. O-O)

Falling In Love: Tsunaida Te by Lil'B

Fight Song: Bye Bye remix Jean-Clean-Pass by Mariah Carey (This...IS A FUCKING STUPID SONG FOR A FIGHT!)

Breaking Up: Wanna Be Startin' Something sung again by Darren Criss

Prom night: Ku Mahu by Dato' Siti Nurhaliza

Mental Breakdown: Pray by Tommy Heavenly6

Driving: Kimi Monogatari by Little By Little

Flashback: Mean by Taylor Swift

Getting back together: Sunshine by Monkey Majik

Wedding: Dari jauh Ku Pohon Maaf by Sudirman Haji Arshad

Birth of Child: Purple Line by Tohoshinki

Child Rearing: Brand New Morning by Mai Mizuhashi

Children teenage years: Hotel California (Live Acoustic) by Eagles

Witnessing children's success: Summer Dream by DBSK

Unsuspecting Accident: Ichirin no Hana by High and Mighty Color

Final Battle: Doubt & Trust by Access

Funeral Song: Intuition by CN Blue

Final Credits: Bakusou Yumeuta by Diggy-Mo (Ahh...I am content with life.)

Actually, I can actually imagine this happening to me except for when I fight. I think I'd laugh my ass off every time I fight. Hahaha!

Nick_austin90

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PLAYLIST!

-Put your favourite media player on shuffle-

#1.First song is the overall theme fo the Apocalypse

#2. Second song in what play when you kill your first zombie

#3. Third song plays when getting vhansed by a horde

#4. Fourth song plays when you have to kill your loved one

#5. Fifth song plays when you find a group of survivors

#6. Sixth song plays when you meent a new love interest

#7. Seventh song plays when you have to make a final stand

#8. Eigth song plays when you think you've survived it all

#9. Ninth song plays when you discover a bite mark on you

@10. Tenth song plays over the credits

Round 1

1) Guren No Yumiya- Linked Horizon

2) My Dark Side- remade by Darren Criss

3) Joget Kenangan Manis- Sudirman Haji Arshad

4) My World- Spyair

5) All Rise

6) 1/3 Junjou Na Kanjou- Siam Shade

7) Wind It Up- Gwen Stefani

8) Good Intent- Kimbra

9) This Night- Chemistry

10) Story of A Girl- 3 Doors Down

Round 2 (Make it more fun, let's make up a story!)

1) I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton John

So the story is about me loving a guy who is a zombie then I suppose

2)Dong Shin Un Nae Babo Ae Yo - Princess Hour

Since this is a slow song, I'm guessing either that zombie guy finally realizes my feelings and lets me kill his zombie friend who was trying to bite me...or I killed the guy zombie I have a crush on.

3) Mad World - Adam Lambert cover

So this song is about getting out of the norm and I'm supposed to be chased by a horde of zombies during this song. Maybe the story takes an unexpected turn and my blood is the cure of zombie-ism and that's why they chased me??? And the reason they were infecting people was because they were desperately looking for a cure??? I didn't know so I ran anyway.

4) Save the one, Save the all - T.M. Revolution

So, I kill my loved one during this song... my parents knew the secret of the zombie epidemic and they caused it and didn't want me to cure the zombies so that the world will rot so I killed them to save humanity maybe; with great agony of course; or maybe I just wanted revenge cuz they didn't want me to turn my zombie boyfriend back to a human.

5) Koi Ni Koishite - Mai Kuraki

So I found the group of human survivors, the zombies still want to infect them so the secret love part is me keeping my zombie boyfriend a secret from everyone and pretend that I am super glad I met fellow survivors.

6) One Love - Blue

A fellow human who is not yet infected takes my interest and I kinda left my zombie boyfriend in the dark...then again what can he do? He's a zombie so nothing can really happen. And since we are apart from each other naturally I would fall for a much hotter guy...not bloody likely in real life though...

7) Moonwalk - Monobright

I...am utterly lost for word. How the hell am I supposed to make a final stand for the zombies or the humans with this fucking song!!? But creativity is evil and awesome, I find a way to help both parties and with this final stand song I reveal to everyone- zombies and humans- the true truth and that everyone will be fine and no further bloodshed is necessary. And they believe me maybe...since this is Gintama's song...hehe

8) Alone - Aqua Timez

All the zombies have been turned back to humans, even my zombie ex-boyfriend, and the guy I had a crush on found his old flame in the crowd of cured humans -turns out he's gay- so now no one wants me anymore. In the midst of the victory, I am all alone.

9) 1/2 - Makoto Kawamoto

Uhh, I got bitten by something that did not look like human teeth. Or maybe it was human teeth and it was my zombie-ex-boyfriend-turned-human's last attack on me as revenge...and then I turned into-

10) Fast Forward - Monkey Majik

Hmm, this song does not really suggest what I turn into but anyone can speculate. What's important is that, even I don't know what I turn into next! xD

Nick_austin90

To be added later...