Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, and Labyrinth.
Hello! Bonjour! Buenos dias! G'day! Guten tag! Konichiwa! Ciao! Shalom! Dobrey dien! Hello to all the children of the world!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it is uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If at first you don't succeed, blow it up and say you did.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Every person in the world is weird in one way or another, whether we like it or not. Embrace your uniqueness! Do not be a bland and single minded person! Accept differences!
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Stealingfrom a thief is no theft.- Erik Phantom by Susan Kay
My first girlfriend turned into the moon.That's rough, buddy.Soka and Zuko Avatar
You're mad.Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this'd probably never work.- Lord Beckett and Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Now, Father, you're thinking in the past! This is the 14th century!-Prince Philip Sleeping Beauty
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.
If you think that the toucans should just screw the god damned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Your good friend: will comfort you when he rejects you.
Your best friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Your good friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Your best friend: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Your good friend: helps you up when you fall.
Your best friend: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
Your good friend: helps you find your prince.
Your best friend: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Your good friend: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Your best friend: will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Your good friend: will offer you a soda.
Your best friend: will dump theirs on you.
Your good friend: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
Your best friend: takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!"
Your good friend: will help you move.
Your best friend: will help you move the bodies.
Your good friend: will bail you out of jail.
Your best friend: will be next to you saying, "We really screwed up this time"
Your good friend: has never seen you cry.
Your best friend: won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
Your good friend: asks you to write down your number.
Your best friend: has you on speed dial.
Your good friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Your best friend: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Your good friend: knows a few things about you.
Your best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Your good friend: tells you she knows how you feel.
Your best friend: just sits down and cries too.
Your good friend: Will help you find my way when your lost.
Your Best friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
Your good friend: Will help you learn to drive.
Your Best friend: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away.
Your Best friend: Is not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time.
Your good friend: Will go to a concert with you
Your Best friend: Will kidnap the band with you
Your good friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Your Best friend: Calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Your good friend: Hides you from the cops.
Your Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
Your good friend: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public
Your Best Friend: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.
Your good friend: shouts "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy.
Your Best friend: Shouts "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay.
Best Friends are forever